Police listed “society” as the victim of the crime.

[Excision Rottun]

This made everyone at work laugh pretty hard, had to post it.

Drunk as a skunk man tries to revive dead possum (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/drunk_as_skunk_man_tries_to_revive_CLIQi7syDDFFw5n ifNnCRM)