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visage
09-20-2011, 08:32 AM
Your results may vary.

Tommy_Wiseau
09-20-2011, 08:38 AM
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6093/f38179.png

kawaii

visage
09-20-2011, 08:38 AM
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6093/f38179.png

kawaii

Serius bro A cup? Cool

deathgirl
09-20-2011, 08:49 AM
and I'm not allowed to say that men are shallow. pffffffffft

Tommy_Wiseau
09-20-2011, 08:49 AM
whoa now i never said i wouldnt fuck you dg no need to rage

deathgirl
09-20-2011, 08:53 AM
sry, am into yuri & fake futa

returnofahipster
09-20-2011, 09:07 AM
Threads like this objectify and dehumanize women. I see this as a thinly veiled attempt to coerce females from the P99 community to show off their breasts / body. A lot of women struggle from low self esteem and body dysmorphia. I think it's because of men who aren't much better then dogs. Focusing on one, two or three body parts while disregarding a women's personality is disgusting. To me its gross and it must be frustrating to women who aren't consumed by the need to constantly feel sexualized. Visage, for someone who is so emasculated and seemingly metro-sexual you sure lack respect for the women you emulate so much. I'm sure you make your mother proud.

Peace

Tommy_Wiseau
09-20-2011, 09:09 AM
Threads like this objectify and dehumanize women. I see this as a thinly veiled attempt to coerce females from the P99 community to show off their breasts / body. A lot of women struggle from low self esteem and body dysmorphia. I think it's because of men who aren't much better then dogs. Focusing on one, two or three body parts while disregarding a women's personality is disgusting. To me its gross and it must be frustrating to women who aren't consumed by the need to constantly feel sexualized. Visage, for someone who is so emasculated and seemingly metro-sexual you sure lack respect for the women you emulate so much. I'm sure you make your mother proud.

Peace

queer

visage
09-20-2011, 09:10 AM
Threads like this objectify and dehumanize women. I see this as a thinly veiled attempt to coerce females from the P99 community to show off their breasts / body. A lot of women struggle from low self esteem and body dysmorphia. I think it's because of men who aren't much better then dogs. Focusing on one, two or three body parts while disregarding a women's personality is disgusting. To me its gross and it must be frustrating to women who aren't consumed by the need to constantly feel sexualized. Visage, for someone who is so emasculated and seemingly metro-sexual you sure lack respect for the women you emulate so much. I'm sure you make your mother proud.

Peace

you mad bro?

XiakenjaTZ
09-20-2011, 09:30 AM
"all" should be an option.

It really depends on your mood.

Pico
09-20-2011, 09:34 AM
more than a mouthful less than a handful

deathgirl
09-20-2011, 09:43 AM
A lot of women struggle from low self esteem and body dysmorphia. I think it's because of men who aren't much better then dogs. Focusing on one, two or three body parts while disregarding a women's personality is disgusting. To me its gross and it must be frustrating to women who aren't consumed by the need to constantly feel sexualized.

:)

ps. I'm sorry I joked about your potential trust fund!

Pico
09-20-2011, 09:51 AM
DONT SEXUALIZE ME

*posts picture of cleavage on internet forum*

Arclyte
09-20-2011, 12:13 PM
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6093/f38179.png

kawaii

I never understood the asian thing. The average woman walking around in your local mall is twice as attractive.

JenJen
09-20-2011, 12:17 PM
to be honest...that looks more like a young boy in a bikini! its the face more than anything. in fact...are you sure thats not a young teenage boys head photoshopped on?

returnofahipster
09-20-2011, 12:39 PM
to be honest...that looks more like a young boy in a bikini! its the face more than anything. in fact...are you sure thats not a young teenage boys head photoshopped on?


euro-centric beauty standards are so innately homosexual that they love their women to look like prepubescent boys.

xshayla701
09-20-2011, 12:40 PM
Threads like this objectify and dehumanize women. I see this as a thinly veiled attempt to coerce females from the P99 community to show off their breasts / body.

but srsly lol it's working and it's sad

Ektar
09-20-2011, 12:44 PM
Threads like this objectify and dehumanize women. I see this as a thinly veiled attempt to coerce females from the P99 community to show off their breasts / body. A lot of women struggle from low self esteem and body dysmorphia. I think it's because of men who aren't much better then dogs. Focusing on one, two or three body parts while disregarding a women's personality is disgusting. To me its gross and it must be frustrating to women who aren't consumed by the need to constantly feel sexualized. Visage, for someone who is so emasculated and seemingly metro-sexual you sure lack respect for the women you emulate so much. I'm sure you make your mother proud.

Peace

it does make me a lil sad inside when girls talk about 9s and 10s when I'm merely an 8 :(

maybe it's the same for them idk I don't understand them

stormlord
09-20-2011, 01:27 PM
I had to go with Petite B cup and under. And here's why...

a) most of the big melons are on chubby women
b) most chubby women have flabby fat that hangs and looks bad
c) thinner women look healthier and more attractive (elegant), generally
d) even though big melons are sexy, they're too hard to find on the right body

Some examples of big melons on the right body are Milena Velba (big big) and Autumn Jade (big). You can google, but they're on porn sites. And they're MODELS. Most women aren't models. So these are not realistic examples.

Conclusion: since the sexiest women are so rare, it's not fair to PREFER them.

Those are my thoughts.

But if you're not fair and balanced like me - maybe you're a rogue - then good luck you will need it.

SearyxTZ
09-20-2011, 01:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/DggJI.gif

stormlord
09-20-2011, 01:46 PM
and I'm not allowed to say that men are shallow. pffffffffft
Men like to talk about these things, like in locker rooms and behind girls backs. Not because they want to objectify women, but because they want to see what other guys think and share stories. You're too self-absorbed to see the difference between curiosity and shallowness. You don't understand that men want to understand sexual attraction.

But anyway, I'm sure you'll ignore this and go right back to thinking men are sexist pigs.

Goraxx
09-20-2011, 01:47 PM
Add DG's boobies to poll plz. thx

Knuckle
09-20-2011, 01:51 PM
I have no preference but most of the girls I date fluctuate between B and C cups. I think I may have dated one girl that was A cup, and I've never hooked up with a D cup girl, but in the end I don't reallly care if I like the girl.

stormlord
09-20-2011, 01:52 PM
I never understood the asian thing. The average woman walking around in your local mall is twice as attractive.
You don't have much taste then. *scratches head*

Feachie
09-20-2011, 01:56 PM
I never understood the asian thing. The average woman walking around in your local mall is twice as attractive.

Hey white dude,
dunno what all american malls you go to, but around here the average woman walking around the mall IS asian. Who else can afford to shop there these days? :p

Peatree
09-20-2011, 01:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/DggJI.gif

I'm laughing my ass off here! What's wrong with that pussy?

Shannacore
09-20-2011, 01:59 PM
I'm laughing my ass off here! What's wrong with that pussy?

I think the paper below its kittyfoot maybe messed it up a little ~

Ektar
09-20-2011, 02:05 PM
it's also completely fake. Cats don't move like that.

Ektar
09-20-2011, 02:07 PM
and yes, I prefer to live in my own paranoid world where everything is scripted, staged, and faked.

Knuckle
09-20-2011, 02:07 PM
I think the paper below its kittyfoot maybe messed it up a little ~

you are right, that pussy got all stiff when the paper slid out from under its feet :o

Ektar
09-20-2011, 02:10 PM
cats don't jump stiff like that. Also, he'd be flailing around like crazy if his claw was stuck to the bed and he was upside down like that.

also, you can see a flash of its head on the bed when it "hits" the bed, then suddenly the head disappears.

one hundred and 4 percent fake.

Ihealyou
09-20-2011, 02:13 PM
bush knocked down the cat

stormlord
09-20-2011, 02:22 PM
I hate how women talked sh** about Firiona Vie on the everquest cover. Because most women don't look like her. Her boobs are too big! It's insulting! Blah blah blah. That makes as much sense as saying that we shouldn't have ANY variant of violence in games. Wayyyyy too serious. Where I agree with them is all the skin on the models. It does get to be silly. They look like they're wearing lingerie. You would think that in norrath they would wear more clothes, especially in the rain and snow. But the boobs on the older models are not big. The models themselves are very attractive. But the models in all games are usually very attractive. Luclin models, though, aren't even worth commenting on (don't deserve it).

Anyway, if women want to complain then I have something to say. Why is it that all of the guys on the ROMANCE NOVELS are big handsome men with a chiseled muscular physique with half their shirt gone? I've seen the romance section so I know what I'm talking about. How many men look like Brad Pitt? No very many. How many men look like Fabio or (some of them baseball players) or etc? Not very many. Most men are slightly overweight and by their 40's have a gut to go along with all of their tv watching. Most men don't have chiseled big boned good looks. Etc. I don't care if you put perfect men on romance covers or in games. It has never bothered me. I know my place in this world and I'm not tryng to compete with Harrison Ford or George Clooney. I remember an asian girl from school, short flat-chested little one, less than perfect face, but she was very attractive to me. While I love to talk about sexuality and I even drift over to porn sites sometimes, that doesn't mean I'm wanting a supermodel big boobed wife. Women get too emotional stuck in what guys do.

dredge
09-20-2011, 02:29 PM
.

Shannacore
09-20-2011, 02:32 PM
Anyway, if women want to complain then I have something to say. Why is it that all of the guys on the ROMANCE NOVELS are big handsome men with a chiseled muscular physique with half their shirt gone? I've seen the romance section so I know what I'm talking about. How many men look like Brad Pitt? No very many. How many men look like Fabio or (some of them baseball players) or etc? Not very many. Most men are slightly overweight and by their 40's have a gut to go along with all of their tv watching. Most men don't have chiseled big boned good looks. Etc. I don't care if you put perfect men on romance covers or in games. It has never bothered me. I know my place in this world and I'm not tryng to compete with Tom Cruise or George Clooney. I remember an asian girl from school, short flat-chested little one, less than perfect face, but she was very attractive to me. While I love to talk about sexuality and I even drift over to porn sites sometimes, that doesn't mean I'm wanting a supermodel big boobed wife. Women get too emotional stuck in what guys do.

Women are more outwardly self conscious than men, that's the only reason it's brought up from the female perspective more than from the male perspective.

Harrison
09-20-2011, 02:32 PM
cats don't jump stiff like that. Also, he'd be flailing around like crazy if his claw was stuck to the bed and he was upside down like that.

also, you can see a flash of its head on the bed when it "hits" the bed, then suddenly the head disappears.

one hundred and 4 percent fake.

Cat has myotonia congenita.

It's real.

dredge
09-20-2011, 02:41 PM
.

Tommy_Wiseau
09-20-2011, 02:47 PM
Hey white dude,
dunno what all american malls you go to, but around here the average woman walking around the mall IS asian. Who else can afford to shop there these days? :p

have you left LA in the last 5 years? it's fucking nightmarish out here in the east wastes Feachie

i'd go into details but g-pig would bust me

Tommy_Wiseau
09-20-2011, 02:50 PM
o wait: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o64Fz-KW1Dk

boss
09-20-2011, 02:51 PM
the cat has a weight strapped to it for funnies, its my video

Secrets
09-20-2011, 04:35 PM
sry, am into yuri & fake futa

me too, hope you're ready for the real thing :3

Feachie
09-20-2011, 04:56 PM
have you left LA in the last 5 years? it's fucking nightmarish out here in the east wastes Feachie

i'd go into details but g-pig would bust me

5 years ago i was roughly 8,000mi away from LA.

our country is like one of those hostess cupcakes these days. brown around the edges but white as fuck in the center.

Feachie
09-20-2011, 05:07 PM
Threads like this objectify and dehumanize women. I see this as a thinly veiled attempt to coerce females from the P99 community to show off their breasts / body. A lot of women struggle from low self esteem and body dysmorphia. I think it's because of men who aren't much better then dogs. Focusing on one, two or three body parts while disregarding a women's personality is disgusting. To me its gross and it must be frustrating to women who aren't consumed by the need to constantly feel sexualized. Visage, for someone who is so emasculated and seemingly metro-sexual you sure lack respect for the women you emulate so much. I'm sure you make your mother proud.

Peace

what do you think women are doing when we're checking out your back and ass? sexualizing you! it happens. if a woman lets herself be marginalized by people she knows (because people you're friends with are the only ones with opinions you should hold in any regard) then it's her own goddamn fault. letting the media and advertising make you feel bad? please... everybody knows bitches be airbrushed.

stop coddling women, we are not weak, in fact in a lot of ways we're stronger than men.

JayDee
09-20-2011, 05:09 PM
abnormally large natural breasts

Messianic
09-20-2011, 05:10 PM
what do you think women are doing when we're checking out your back and ass? sexualizing you! it happens. if a woman lets herself be marginalized by people she knows (because people you're friends with are the only ones with opinions you should hold in any regard) then it's her own goddamn fault. letting the media and advertising make you feel bad? please... everybody knows bitches be airbrushed.

stop coddling women, we are not weak, in fact in a lot of ways we're stronger than men.

Quit gimping his attempts to whiteknight, that's his home run swing yo

Falisaty
09-20-2011, 05:17 PM
Hand full should def be an option.... 36 D is what i prefer. my hands are large and that is perfect hand fulls

returnofahipster
09-20-2011, 05:18 PM
So that statement would of been ok if i was a female?

Feachie
09-20-2011, 05:32 PM
So that statement would of been ok if i was a female?

if you were female my response would have been harsh, borderline mean. i hate weak girls. despise them even.

Ennoia
09-20-2011, 05:42 PM
Threads like this objectify and dehumanize women. I see this as a thinly veiled attempt to coerce females from the P99 community to show off their breasts / body. A lot of women struggle from low self esteem and body dysmorphia. I think it's because of men who aren't much better then dogs. Focusing on one, two or three body parts while disregarding a women's personality is disgusting. To me its gross and it must be frustrating to women who aren't consumed by the need to constantly feel sexualized. Visage, for someone who is so emasculated and seemingly metro-sexual you sure lack respect for the women you emulate so much. I'm sure you make your mother proud.

Peace

Why would we be trying to get them to post pictures of themselves? They'd have to leave the kitchen to do that.

blammo
09-20-2011, 05:43 PM
Visage is really, really creepy.

Ennoia
09-20-2011, 05:46 PM
I hate how women talked sh** about Firiona Vie on the everquest cover. Because most women don't look like her. Her boobs are too big! It's insulting! Blah blah blah. That makes as much sense as saying that we shouldn't have ANY variant of violence in games. Wayyyyy too serious. Where I agree with them is all the skin on the models. It does get to be silly. They look like they're wearing lingerie. You would think that in norrath they would wear more clothes, especially in the rain and snow. But the boobs on the older models are not big. The models themselves are very attractive. But the models in all games are usually very attractive. Luclin models, though, aren't even worth commenting on (don't deserve it).

Chick I sat next to in history junior year of high school looked just like FV...if she had darker hair and a tan. She's fat and has 2 kids now.

Tommy_Wiseau
09-20-2011, 06:01 PM
5 years ago i was roughly 8,000mi away from LA.

our country is like one of those hostess cupcakes these days. brown around the edges but white as fuck in the center.

if we're talking skin color maybe.

our landlocked and southern states are infinitely dumber, poorer, more disgusting than the few semi-civilized bubbles we've got on each coast. Count your blessings you're in one of 3 first-world spots in the US. I would kill to go to a mall and see wealthy asians buying nice things instead of ever-cheaper garbage bag shaped mall shit for obese honkies.

what i'm trying to say is i like flat chests because i hate whitey

vinx
09-20-2011, 06:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/DggJI.gif
Searyx chose D juding by his video
At first i thought "fake" as ektar pointed out

but then i dug deeper:
the paper the cat slid on is clearly made from wood
and wood consists of 4 letters
the cat itself hangs onto the sheet by a nail
nail is also a 4 letter word
the final piece of evidence seems to be shown right at the end of the video
as the cat throws all 4 paws into the air signaling his choice

D is the 4th letter in the alphabet

visage
09-20-2011, 07:14 PM
I choose B cup. Most of the hottest woman I layed were B cups. They had the most fit body flat tummy and nice ass. B cup is great its enough to get hannd fulls and looks apeasing at all angels. They don't normally sag so they are naturally lifted and attractive. When the woman lays over (stradle position) you they dangle and seem larger. Now having said that the C up would be my next fav. Great in size could sag a bit , but generally good. My x when she was pregnant went from a B to a C , almost a D. Shit was sexy as hell. Variety is a good thing. When it comes down to it for a natural look. I like girls rockin the B cup. Now fake boobs are great too , but I honestly Think about it way to much as far as the fake plastic weirds me out , but none the less they are better than nuthing. When it all comes down to it It Ass is main importance... After Face...

Ektar
09-20-2011, 09:09 PM
the roller coaster of post-to-post dynamic in this thread is sensational

Estrang
09-20-2011, 10:10 PM
me too, hope you're ready for the real thing :3

stop playing hard to get and accept friend request

Tommy_Wiseau
09-20-2011, 10:17 PM
bush knocked down the cat

Arclyte
09-21-2011, 02:51 AM
Hey white dude,
dunno what all american malls you go to, but around here the average woman walking around the mall IS asian. Who else can afford to shop there these days? :p

Uhh... I don't live in Little China?

visage
09-21-2011, 03:32 AM
Uhh... I don't live in Little China?

Lol as you head closer to LA that's how it is. Head to Sandiego Fashion Valley. Or Orange county it's quite different Feach. White white white.

Feachie
09-21-2011, 04:19 AM
Lol as you head closer to LA that's how it is. Head to Sandiego Fashion Valley. Or Orange county it's quite different Feach. White white white.

that's why i stay out of OC. i would get a murder charge for sure, i hate white bitches that feel entitled.

Bubbles
09-21-2011, 07:06 AM
I've never dated a girl strictly because of her chest size.

Here's a little secret, girls. Men aren't attracted to breasts, they are attracted to cleavage. And pretty much any girl in the right outfit has cleavage. After guy A and girl B exchanges glances and move on to small talk, that's when the personalities take over. That's what really matters.

No white knighting bs, either. Relationships are built on being able to *stand* each other. And for one night flings, well.. alcohol generally involved, and you could argue appearance means even less in those situations lol.

Probably a better poll would be 'what overall look do you go for?', because everyone has their favorite types, it's just rarely based solely on chest size. ;)

visage
09-21-2011, 08:02 AM
I've never dated a girl strictly because of her chest size.

Here's a little secret, girls. Men aren't attracted to breasts, they are attracted to cleavage. And pretty much any girl in the right outfit has cleavage. After guy A and girl B exchanges glances and move on to small talk, that's when the personalities take over. That's what really matters.

No white knighting bs, either. Relationships are built on being able to *stand* each other. And for one night flings, well.. alcohol generally involved, and you could argue appearance means even less in those situations lol.

Probably a better poll would be 'what overall look do you go for?', because everyone has their favorite types, it's just rarely based solely on chest size. ;)


This is a boobie poll tho. IT wouldn't be relevant.

visage
09-21-2011, 11:11 AM
I feel so bad for all the girls that are A cups lol

Tommy_Wiseau
09-21-2011, 12:04 PM
I feel so bad for all the girls that are A cups lol

it's for the best that i get pick of the litter

stormlord
09-21-2011, 08:07 PM
Chick I sat next to in history junior year of high school looked just like FV...if she had darker hair and a tan. She's fat and has 2 kids now.
Actually I knew someone in school that had a similar face. She didn't have the boobs, though.

visage
09-22-2011, 02:55 PM
There you have it folks C cup. If you are a woman please fix your self or over 59% of men will not be thinking of your rack...

visage
09-22-2011, 02:56 PM
and if you are a A cup your screwed because fake boobs is only liked by girls... So if your a lesbian it's a plus !

Smedy
09-22-2011, 03:37 PM
Voted b or under, but i dno, tits r tits, mostly always good shit pals

deathgirl
09-22-2011, 08:05 PM
There you have it folks C cup. If you are a woman please fix your self or over 99% of men will not be thinking of your rack...

fix'd that for you

stormlord
09-23-2011, 12:29 PM
Some of you may not know because you're wet under the ears, but Firiona Vie had her boob size change several times as time went on (game covers, splash screens). Her faces weren't always perfectly replicated either.

Generally, having female art or in-game models look like Melina Velba or Autumn-Jade is probably going too far in the sexiness direction, but if it's moderated and not overdone it can work.

And since when do guys want games to be realistic? Eh, far as I'm concerned, we should be allowed to make top of the class boob models, if that's what we want. We should be able to look the way we want to. For that matter, I like looking like a small but confident guy in games. I'm not interested in being sexy or warrior-like. Half elves feel right.

This link is about diablo 3 and sexy characters (even shows a pic of our lady Firiona Vie):
http://diablo.incgamers.com/blog/comments/guest-article-does-d3-need-a-sexy-character

Tommy_Wiseau
09-23-2011, 12:39 PM
Some of you may not know because you're wet under the ears, but Firiona Vie was biggest during the classic era, especially in 1999. They downsized her because of the emails and forum flames. There were just too many crying women that felt undermined by her assets and insulted. Her looks also changed in small ways. This may have something to do with changing artists who saw her differently from her roots and depicted her their way. Or maybe the same artist that failed to see her from different angles. On the luclin CD case she retains her assets, but her face seems to change. On the CD her face reminds me of Madonna. On the inside cover I'm not sure who she looks like, but her boobs are nicely drawn. In later expansions, they try to downplay her breasts and her face, again, seems to change based on intangibles.

On the whole, it's easy to look too closely. But there're changes, for sure. Maybe I and others have exaggerated these things somewhat. Artists aren't perfect people, after all. Maybe how she looked never crossed their mind.

weird

ScaryBadAssholes
09-23-2011, 09:43 PM
Bewps.