If You Can't PvP, Do Like The Swecrew Do...

[Macken]

Use pocket gms.




Here Elak is threatening gm grief after a fair fight vs. Jimmy.

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/9650/sirkensearyx1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/707/sirkensearyx1.jpg/)







Here Kaahbal is threatening gm grief after a fair fight vs. Phyre.

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/7646/kaahbalsearyx.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/828/kaahbalsearyx.png/)





If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. And if they won't let you join, use your inside connections.

[Crenshinabon]

Some of these guys are prob talkin out their asses.

[visage]

This looks familar.

[Titanuk]

hhardtimes ,
red99 out yet?

[Smedy]

didn't see these before, i lold

also obviously cropped to hide mq

[mitic]

1st pic is out of an ss i took and i never used MQ.. NEVAH!

[Macken]

If you can't pvp, accuse of hax and use pocket gms.

[Smedy]

If you get banned for consistently breaking the rules, write a big crying PM to null only to have him send it out to everyone and make you the laughing stock of the box

[Harrison]

If you can't pvp, accuse of hax and use pocket gms.

You cry a lot.

[Macken]

If you constantly keep getting beat down by this one guy, accuse him of hax, accuse him of breaking rules when the only thing going on is your own beat down.

Join every guild possible or even make a few up yourself over 3 years, in an effort to unseat the king. When that doesn't work, maybe you can edit a crown on your head on a forum avatar.

When that doesn't work, maybe you can just relegate yourself to editing fraps.

Oh wait.... nevermind.


As far as the VZTZ staff goes, i didn't have to try very hard to expose and embarrass all of them. Apparently, everyone already knew.

I guess you could continue to try to win pvp by using slander and corrupt gms. Or maybe a nice fraps editing video will help you try to rewrite history where the Swedes have honor, respect or clean whistles.

[Smedy]

Join every guild possible

Could just have joined the top dogs, but what fun would it be when i like to compete.

I can't say i can compete with the wheelchair crew and take the game to their level, but one can try

Imaginary friends will do big things, with jesus on our side we will cleanse the lands of scum like yourself.

Don't make me digg up the PM to VZTZ staff macken sent when he was suspended, that shit was long as fuck and majorly disturbing, someone needs to take the game less serious

Praise jesus

[Macken]

Nice try.

You begged on your knees to join, but were denied.


That post has already been posted a few times, but not enough. If it were up to me it would be stickied as a cautionary tale of the evils of GM corruption and complacency. Please post again to remind everyone of the corruption that existed between the Swedes and Searyx. Remind everyone of the blind eye Null turned to GM corruption.

If you can't beat 'em join 'em.

If they won't let you join, use slander and corrupt gms who will do your bidding.

[Harrison]

Who came first in delusional wannabes thinking they're good at anything, Macken, or Salty?

[Smedy]

Your trollin has so far been semi successful but no more i say, no more. Macken's loot shall forever be searyd'x on behalf of the swedes tight relationship with searyx!

[Macken]

Don't need to troll when you have the truth and everyone knows it.

[Smedy]

Alright Alex Jones, simmer down

http://community.klipsch.com/forums/storage/3/845041/foil_hat.jpg

[Macken]

deflect and deny.

Post tin foil hat pictures.

Polish crusty rusty filthy nasty whistle.

Hope no one sees.

Profit.

[Smedy]

My whistle is sparkling clean, attested by Lasher

Good day to you sir.

[Macken]

One day Rexx said in vent, "Smedy and Kaahbal are asking to join." Big groans in vent.

A few days pass. Rexx would say in vent, "Smedy and Kaahbal are asking to join." Big groans in vent.

Over a month goes by and Rexx said in vent, "Smedy and Kaahbal keep incessantly begging me to let them join. I'm tired of them bothering me. I told them I would take it before the inner council, because they are begging for a final answer."

The inner council vote was 2-2 when the tie-breaking vote sat down at the round table. As Macken sat, he weighed the issue before the council with great wisdom and insight.

He voted No.

And now after 3 years you now know why you were continuously, and soundly rejected by Heresy time after time.

[Smedy]

I personally never asked to join heresy once, however i was asked more then once. You cannot drag Kaahbal into my business, he is clearly in a league of his own pal

http://www.vilesyntax.com/images/donttrollmebro.jpg

[Macken]

You and Kaahbal are joined at the hip, inside the circle of trust of hax, slander and corruption.

Your invites to Heresy, never granted or printed.

Your whistles lost in the mud.

[AffEcT]

Ana ugglor i mossen...

[Smedy]

My whistle is clean brah

http://jonnyeriksson.com/imaginary-friends/wp-content/gallery/uploads/smedy_deal.gif

[Harrison]

One day Rexx said in vent, "Smedy and Kaahbal are asking to join." Big groans in vent.

A few days pass. Rexx would say in vent, "Smedy and Kaahbal are asking to join." Big groans in vent.

Over a month goes by and Rexx said in vent, "Smedy and Kaahbal keep incessantly begging me to let them join. I'm tired of them bothering me. I told them I would take it before the inner council, because they are begging for a final answer."

The inner council vote was 2-2 when the tie-breaking vote sat down at the round table. As Macken sat, he weighed the issue before the council with great wisdom and insight.

He voted No.

And now after 3 years you now know why you were continuosly, and soundly rejected by Heresy time after time.

Must have been a real winner guild with you in any position to decide anything at all. :rolleyes:

[Banai]

lulz i remember killing macken in guk and taking his planar hat, lots of tears followed.. you cant compete with the swedes pal

[Rushmore]

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/42-22633976.jpg?size=67&uid=b54633b5-6dac-4db6-bb15-5b107e5aa917

[Macken]

'Cause Macken wears a planar hat instead of t-crown.

Nice try bluebie.

Gonna have to up your game if you want to slander the winner of pvp ya'll.

[God-King Abacab]

'Cause Macken wears a planar hat instead of t-crown.

Nice try bluebie.

Gonna have to up your game if you want to slander the winner of pvp ya'll.


Macken, let me help you bro

http://www.autismspeaks.org/
http://www.autism-society.org/
http://www.handsinautism.org/

There are people out there that care

[Macken]

Yes aba,

My fuzzy wolf nuts are big enough for you to latch on too.

Welcome and have a nice stay.

[God-King Abacab]

Yes aba,

My fuzzy wolf nuts are big enough for you to latch on too.

Welcome and have a nice stay.

Just giving you the truth...

See I knew several kids with high-functioning autism and they had one concentration of interest, be it civil war history, computers, sports, or even French cuisine. The issue at hand was they were so socially awkward that they couldn't read facial ques or pick up on obvious disinterest, so they'd rattle on for hours about their subject repeating themselves several dozen times.

Now, I know YOU think you're trolling but let's be real here you believe everything you say no matter how grandiose or stupid it tends to be, and not even the most god awful board warrior so intently believes the bullshit he spews on a daily basis.

So let's run down the qualifications for someone who has Autism/Asperger's:


Engaging in one-sided, long-winded conversations, without noticing if the listener is listening or trying to change the subject
Displaying unusual nonverbal communication, such as lack of eye contact, few facial expressions, or awkward body postures and gestures
Showing an intense obsession with one or two specific, narrow subjects, such as baseball statistics, train schedules, weather or snakes
Appearing not to understand, empathize with or be sensitive to others' feelings
Having a hard time "reading" other people or understanding humor
Speaking in a voice that is monotonous, rigid or unusually fast
Moving clumsily, with poor coordination


Now let's run down what YOU do on a daily basis

Write multiple nonsensical posts that refer to the same subject matter, in this case PvP and your grandiose delusions that you're the best
Every post is always related to PvP, VZTZ, EQlive, and you will post multiple screenshots pertaining to that subject matter
When people engage in a topic not related to PvP, you spin the conversation.
You never seem to realize no one really cares
Your grammar and typing is sloppy at best, incoherent at it's worst
Essentially cannot differentiate between realism and real-world accomplishments and the fictitious


I have every reason to believe that you're

A) Socially retarded
B) A pathological liar
C) Mentally incompetent
and
D) Attention-seeking

So please check out those websites and get back on medication you sperglord fuck

[fiegi]

poor ole harrison got banned

[Macken]

Just giving you the truth...

See I knew several kids with high-functioning autism and they had one concentration of interest, be it civil war history, computers, sports, or even French cuisine. The issue at hand was they were so socially awkward that they couldn't read facial ques or pick up on obvious disinterest, so they'd rattle on for hours about their subject repeating themselves several dozen times.

Now, I know YOU think you're trolling but let's be real here you believe everything you say no matter how grandiose or stupid it tends to be, and not even the most god awful board warrior so intently believes the bullshit he spews on a daily basis.

So let's run down the qualifications for someone who has Autism/Asperger's:


Engaging in one-sided, long-winded conversations, without noticing if the listener is listening or trying to change the subject
Displaying unusual nonverbal communication, such as lack of eye contact, few facial expressions, or awkward body postures and gestures
Showing an intense obsession with one or two specific, narrow subjects, such as baseball statistics, train schedules, weather or snakes
Appearing not to understand, empathize with or be sensitive to others' feelings
Having a hard time "reading" other people or understanding humor
Speaking in a voice that is monotonous, rigid or unusually fast
Moving clumsily, with poor coordination


Now let's run down what YOU do on a daily basis

Write multiple nonsensical posts that refer to the same subject matter, in this case PvP and your grandiose delusions that you're the best
Every post is always related to PvP, VZTZ, EQlive, and you will post multiple screenshots pertaining to that subject matter
When people engage in a topic not related to PvP, you spin the conversation.
You never seem to realize no one really cares
Your grammar and typing is sloppy at best, incoherent at it's worst
Essentially cannot differentiate between realism and real-world accomplishments and the fictitious


I have every reason to believe that you're

A) Socially retarded
B) A pathological liar
C) Mentally incompetent
and
D) Attention-seeking

So please check out those websites and get back on medication you sperglord fuck



Woe broe!

I nu u waz mad butt dis iz wridickuluss.

Besides, what does your anger have to do with PvP and the fact that i keep winning boxes?

[Knuckle]

poor ole harrison got banned

Ill miss his insightful posts and charming demeanor

[Aum]

Ill miss his insightful posts and charming demeanor

ur scum hacker scumbag cheater u suck scum of earth hacker

[God-King Abacab]

Whoa bro!

I knew u was mad, but this is ridiculous.

Not mad, just concerned.

If I'm donating money for this PvP box, I have to be 100% certain that it's ADA compliant, because god forbid you PvP without your helmet on and we get a lawsuit.

[Haul]

Bro I'm trying to figure out hell the hell someone was selling a Skull Shaped Barbute for 75pp, TIMES MUST BE HARD DAMN.

[Macken]

Smedy caught in another slanderous lie.

When will the lies, deception and corruption stop?




also obviously cropped to hide mq





Additionally, in this shot you will notice:


1. Smedy's friends in the background taking naps for trying to take my loots.
2. Several Smedy friends naked outside, less than 60 due to them training non-stop as they try to figure out how to get in.
3. Kaahbal naked outside, mad and trying to GM grief Phyre after another fair fight.
4. Smedy naked outside, mad and trying to figure out a way to join Heresy.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/1978/eq000064.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/109/eq000064.png/)

[SearyxTZ]

I think Kaahbal prob hated me more than anyone.

I was THE HERESY POCKET GM after all. You know, because me and Rexx were just so tight and really liked eachother.

[Smedy]

confirmed, kaahbal & searyx corrupt gm connection

[Sniperfire]

Bro I'm trying to figure out hell the hell someone was selling a Skull Shaped Barbute for 75pp, TIMES MUST BE HARD DAMN.

lol our pop was 100 people and everyone wore tcrowns

[Not_Kazowi]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/cpatman/kaahballolx.png

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/cpatman/epictrain.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/cpatman/EQ000228-1.jpg

[Smedy]

hahah, you really hated me bro, even though kaahbal was pulling all your strings, i honestly really never even talked to you, i did make the videos though but they were more fun then actually being serious.

I love the pic when kaahbal says "Just admit im better then you" haha

[XiakenjaTZ]

Is that Rexx's EQ lay in that last screenshot?

Her virginity man!!??

[Mrcurtloco]

http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~holsi20e/classweb/worldpolitics/images/dogfight2.jpg

yup smedy and kaahbal are best friends


I was there in zone when smedy was asked to join the darkside

and he said "white knight for life bro"

bad trolls...bad

Rexx kaahbal opened your ass about 3" wide in that duel, actually your bad at da jouzt play a war in red 99 man, I will pray to the unloving glory of the eq god for you.

[Not_Kazowi]

he opened me up? sounds gay pal.


I used the skean and another shitty one hander, thats the only reason i lost. Skean procced on him too and he resisted, i have a screen shot of him admitting hes lucky he resisted it or he would of died and nerd raged hardcore.