Win Hagglebaron's Money

[Hagglebaron]

Since I don't have access to my eq pc atm and won't for a few days, boredom has driven me to giveaway shenanigans on the forums. Anything you win you can collect when I am in game again, just harass me when you see me online!

Round one will be a lulzy train story contest, the funniest story I read today about epic/hilarious trains wins 2k pp. Any who wish to share memories from p99 or live, have at it!

[JayDee]

2kpp holy shit man that's a lot of platinum

in October of 09

[Hagglebaron]

It's more aimed at new players, most of my giveaways are. I usually do lots of small ones instead of infrequent big ones to spread it to many rather than few

[Knuckle]

Boy oh boy i've got a few let me tell u

[Shaun421]

Boy oh boy i've got a few let me tell u

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Go on.........

[fishingme]

I'll send you nudes of women

[Azmere]

Back on live in like 01 some rp people on my server (bertoxx) were messing around at the stage in West freeport on a bunch of newly made humans. This monk and an enchanter decided to fuck with them. The monk was busy in the noobie area aggroing every orc or decaying skeleton to be seen. When he had enough the enchanter calmed / killed the guards en route to the stage. The monk proceeded to train the stage with a large mob of decaying skelies and orc pawns. When it was all said and done more than 1/2 of like 20-30 level 1-2s were dead at the stage.

[connect]

Last night. My guild was setting up to head down to seb to juggs to farm some spells on an off night. During this time. We had noticed that spore king was up. And had been up for atleast 30mins if not an hour... So as our monk pulls him. Secs later here comes the train... Delivered to us via the other group who had been wiping to king multi times before. Petitions to uth followed.
Long story short. "Uthg. Shouts to to zone: so I hear you like trains do you?". Enuff mobs to make a super computer lag are GM trained to the "bad children" GM zonewide Rez come. Gm buffs after. GM illusion halfling follow. Then GM illusion unicorn to ALL mobs in seb. Was a fun funny night.

<3 ponies with horns.

[Doors]

Someone unban Abacab for this thread.

[Ennoia]

http://brellrants.net/forum/viewforum.php?f=5

[Hagglebaron]

Back on live in like 01 some rp people on my server (bertoxx) were messing around at the stage in West freeport on a bunch of newly made humans. This monk and an enchanter decided to fuck with them. The monk was busy in the noobie area aggroing every orc or decaying skeleton to be seen. When he had enough the enchanter calmed / killed the guards en route to the stage. The monk proceeded to train the stage with a large mob of decaying skelies and orc pawns. When it was all said and done more than 1/2 of like 20-30 level 1-2s were dead at the stage.

LOL

[jarshale]

Someone unban Abacab for this thread.

[JayDee]

This is my fav train ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ZsboVJOEI

one of the only fun moments on 3.0

[Lazortag]

Once I was doing an AE group in howling stones (here on p99) and it was just after a CR so I'd borrowed the north key off of someone to get back to the group. My corpse was in the boss room in the north wing so the idea was the just AE down all the mobs and get my corpse after so as to not waste any time. I IVU/bard invis'd to the telepad, mezzed the mob in the room and teleported to the zone-in, with the intention of running back to the north wing and catching a big train of mobs for us to ae down. But since I'd given my key away I was left helpless at the zone-in and trained myself to death. Maybe this story isn't that funny just hearing about it, but being there it was pretty damn hilarious.

[Fourthmeal]

Hagglebuddy plz plz plz plz plz gimme some cash

[Fourthmeal]

Hagglebaron, start taking bets on if i'll ever become a Planar Protector!

[Hagglebaron]

Lmfao post pics of you sending tells to people requesting that they think outside the bun and their reactions, I'll pay you a bounty for the service of entertainment!

And there is no doubt in my mind you'll reach Planar Protector someday :p

[bakkily]

no he wont :D

[Fourthmeal]

Lmfao post pics of you sending tells to people requesting that they think outside the bun and their reactions, I'll pay you a bounty for the service of entertainment!

And there is no doubt in my mind you'll reach Planar Protector someday :p

I'd get banned

[Loke]

I don't want your money, but in the unlikely chance I actually win, I will defer to whoever comes in second AND is below the level of 50~

I was pulling an AE group in Chardok once and ended up getting a bit turned around. At the same time, there was a couple groups that had just started heading down to royals and I ended up finding them before I found my group. I wiped the entire raid accidentally. They must have gotten a cleric or pally out because no less than a couple minutes later I finally figured out where I was and started heading back to my group. I'm not sure what I was thinking, but for some reason I ended up passing near that raid as they were recovering and finished the job I had started the first time (completely unintentionally btw). Anyway, the hate tells started flying and apparently I had quite a few petitions submitted about the event because the next thing I knew I was in Qeynos Aquaducts sitting in the infamous box with a guide who was quite eager to hear my side of the story.

All and all I ended up getting the benefit of the doubt and they took my word that it was unintentional, but trying to explain how I managed to wiped the same raid, not once, but twice in a matter of minutes by training essentially the entire zone on them definitely put me in a compromising position. Even years later I would occasionally get a tell from someone who was on that royals raid laughing about "the time you trained the entire fucking zone on us... twice"

Also, one time I trained all the lowbie undead mobs in Nek on Diggle while he was afk at the wizard spire. After about 35 minutes they had him down to like 78% before he got back. Would have been a much better story if I actually killed him.

[Ennoia]

I don't want your money, but in the unlikely chance I actually win, I will defer to whoever comes in second AND is below the level of 50~

I was pulling an AE group in Chardok once and ended up getting a bit turned around. At the same time, there was a couple groups that had just started heading down to royals and I ended up finding them before I found my group. I wiped the entire raid accidentally. They must have gotten a cleric or pally out because no less than a couple minutes later I finally figured out where I was and started heading back to my group. I'm not sure what I was thinking, but for some reason I ended up passing near that raid as they were recovering and finished the job I had started the first time (completely unintentionally btw). Anyway, the hate tells started flying and apparently I had quite a few petitions submitted about the event because the next thing I knew I was in Qeynos Aquaducts sitting in the infamous box with a guide who was quite eager to hear my side of the story.

All and all I ended up getting the benefit of the doubt and they took my word that it was unintentional, but trying to explain how I managed to wiped the same raid, not once, but twice in a matter of minutes by training essentially the entire zone on them definitely put me in a compromising position. Even years later I would occasionally get a tell from someone who was on that royals raid laughing about "the time you trained the entire fucking zone on us... twice"

Also, one time I trained all the lowbie undead mobs in Nek on Diggle while he was afk at the wizard spire. After about 35 minutes they had him down to like 78% before he got back. Would have been a much better story if I actually killed him.

We used to have a point system for trains on Brell. Training the same raid twice was $$.

[Fourthmeal]

i miss you hagglebaron

[Futor]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=41494&highlight=alarti

best train story i have from p99 is we were killing fear trash by the ring of fire. a chanter charms and send in one of the imp to attack. almost instantly the mob disappears the tank is summoned and destroyed then the entire temple runs out to us.

[Fourthmeal]

Obviously Fansy's train story is the best.

http://www.notacult.com/fansythefamous.htm