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Reiwa
07-14-2026, 12:20 PM
Imperial Succession Crisis (https://lite.cnn.com/2026/07/13/asia/japan-royal-crisis-women-emperor-ban-intl-hnk)

With just three eligible heirs to the Chrysanthemum throne – and two of them 60 or over – the imperial family is facing a succession crisis.

Japan’s monarchy has for centuries maintained male-only succession, which is on-brand for a deeply patriarchal society where men dominate other spheres of life such as business and politics.

Now, that rule has come to threaten the very survival of the world’s oldest monarchy which, in recent decades, has spawned more daughters than sons.

To solve the dearth of heirs, government ministers have proposed reinstating former branches of the royal family, thereby expanding the pool of male successors. The changes are awaiting parliamentary approval.

But it has left scholars, opposition politicians and some citizens wondering: why not just let women take the throne?

https://people.com/thmb/mB75Me04I7nQTrNCyTZHwsr1EA0=/4000x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc() :focal(999x0:1001x2)/Japanese-Royal-Family-Tree-thais-reyes-2000-dd9c817710c64d518d3f07cb1e71647b.jpg

https://static.independent.co.uk/2025/09/06/7/00/Japanese-Prince-Hisahito.jpeg

You know, when people mention a royal succession crisis in Japan, I’m not sure that’s really accurate. The imperial family already has both a successor and a backup, after all.

BradZax
07-14-2026, 05:18 PM
Riewa, I would expect that you know so much more about this topic that I wouldn’t even know how to or where to start :p

Botten
07-14-2026, 06:30 PM
Shinto ritualists going to setup a futon soon, then?

Reiwa
07-14-2026, 07:39 PM
Shinto ritualists going to setup a futon soon, then?

悠仁親王 Yoi katei o kizuite kudasai.

Duik
07-14-2026, 08:34 PM
Here is your chance Tenno!

Reiwa
07-14-2026, 09:11 PM
Here is your chance Tenno!

Tenno Henka Banzai!

Botten
07-14-2026, 09:43 PM
悠仁親王 Yoi katei o kizuite kudasai.

Maybe a Thai boy (https://www.deseret.com/1996/12/1/19280100/japan-prince-denies-report-of-an-affair/) in his early 30s will step forward?

Reiwa
07-14-2026, 09:52 PM
Maybe a Thai boy (https://www.deseret.com/1996/12/1/19280100/japan-prince-denies-report-of-an-affair/) in his early 30s will step forward?

That is not the Dragonfly Prince. :mad:

Botten
07-14-2026, 10:06 PM
That is not the Dragonfly Prince. :mad:

More like prince of Plagiarism and dead insects (https://web.archive.org/web/20220225083129/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/02/23/japans-15-year-old-prince-keep-literary-award-despite-plagiarism/)

Duncan the Small (https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Duncan_Targaryen#cite_note-Rasos67.7B.7B.7B3.7D.7D.7D.7B.7B.7B4.7D.7D.7D-1) makes a better Prince of Dragonflies. ;)

Duik
07-15-2026, 03:56 AM
More like prince of Plagiarism and dead insects (https://web.archive.org/web/20220225083129/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/02/23/japans-15-year-old-prince-keep-literary-award-despite-plagiarism/)

Duncan the Small (https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Duncan_Targaryen#cite_note-Rasos67.7B.7B.7B3.7D.7D.7D.7B.7B.7B4.7D.7D.7D-1) makes a better Prince of Dragonflies. ;)

Plaguearism?

BlackBellamy
07-15-2026, 10:37 AM
Imagine that, today in our age, we still have people who call themselves Emperors and Kings and Princes. And these inbred buffoons festoon themselves with medals and ribbons and hats unique to their circumstance, standing there on their palace balconies with their frozen smiles and mechanical hand motions while crowds of curious morons stand below them gawking.

I don't mind rich people. Whatever. You figure you need another 600 foot boat, go for it! But to go through these costumed dynastic motions is just ridiculous. I pity them somewhat, they are born into this monarchial machine and know nothing else.

Reiwa
07-15-2026, 01:02 PM
Imagine that, today in our age, we still have people who call themselves Emperors and Kings and Princes. And these inbred buffoons festoon themselves with medals and ribbons and hats unique to their circumstance, standing there on their palace balconies with their frozen smiles and mechanical hand motions while crowds of curious morons stand below them gawking.

I don't mind rich people. Whatever. You figure you need another 600 foot boat, go for it! But to go through these costumed dynastic motions is just ridiculous. I pity them somewhat, they are born into this monarchial machine and know nothing else.

Well, the cognatic position has the possibility of reward.

BradZax
07-15-2026, 05:55 PM
Idk BB I think I'm just as shocked that we want the poorest, least educated people controlling the world on the other hand.

BlackBellamy
07-15-2026, 06:12 PM
I don't care who controls the world as long as they don't dress like a fucking clown.

Reiwa
07-15-2026, 06:25 PM
I don't care who controls the world as long as they don't dress like a fucking clown.

How are we to tell a persons station without the vestments?

Shall we go nude and crop our ears, like the dogs?

Duik
07-15-2026, 08:25 PM
How are we to tell a persons station without the vestments?

Shall we go nude and crop our ears, like the dogs?

Well we've already docked our tails.

Reiwa
07-15-2026, 08:31 PM
Well we've already docked our tails.

Taily po! Taily po!

Give me back my tailypo!