:)

[SorenVC]

Guys if a miracle happens and u get a wife what do u dress her up as? I'd dress mine as a pink lizard that's my fav color and animal. hisssss

does anyone know a goat in real life i need to find food for my pet lizard. hisssss

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[SorenVC]

do u guys rember when in school there was sports lessons and u faked being sick? those were the good times.

[sammoHung]

do u guys rember when in school there was sports lessons and u faked being sick? those were the good times.

nope i remember being good at all of them and then going on to have an athletic career that lasted until i was in my mid 30s.

[SorenVC]

those 4 red bulls activated my brain cell. hisssss

[OriginalContentGuy]

>caffeine
Okay I can confidently enter the conversation. L-Theanine + Caffeine is the best stuff.

Also congrats you got me to reply to one of your threads. How's your face?

[SorenVC]

I loved Rockstar Original, the Orange Rockstar, Rockstar Punched Black+Red color, and the Purple Rockstar. But then came along pepsi and reformulated EVERYTHING with Rockstar and now it's completely undrinkable and ruined.

Now I just like Red Bull Zero Sugar the new pale blue version. And also Monster Original Zero Sugar with the green cap. Those are the best.

[SorenVC]

We don't have GHOST Energy and bang and REIGN in Germany I would have loved to try those. I drank bang and REIGN years ago but they removed it we only had C4 for a bit.

[OriginalContentGuy]

Yes but the bummer is the plastic liner in energy drinks.

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And L-Theanine calms while the energy of caffeine works simultaneously it's a first-rate nootropic. It is sold in energy drink formulations here and over the counter in for example health food and vitamin shoppes.

[Reiwa]

How come you want a wife? The substitute is legal in Germany.

What is wife for?

[OriginalContentGuy]

Maybe Soren can hook up with the hacker doing business as the pink power ranger.

[SorenVC]

How come you want a wife? The substitute is legal in Germany.

What is wife for?

A supportive cheerleader who listens to me is what I want but maybe it just doesn't exist.

[OriginalContentGuy]

A supportive cheerleader who listens to me is what I want but maybe it just doesn't exist.

So a nurse. Just kidding friend. Anyway I'm not a doctor I just play one on television sometimes.

[Reiwa]

A supportive cheerleader who listens to me is what I want but maybe it just doesn't exist.

I agree that wife is better but don't know why.

[OriginalContentGuy]

A compelling explanation for the need for love and connection I feel is not only biology but a psychological desire for 'oneness' as Erich Fromm wrote about. Not everyone wants to take care of their mate though you'll never know that if you stay at home and never find out.

[SorenVC]

A compelling explanation for the need for love and connection I feel is not only biology but a psychological desire for 'oneness' as Erich Fromm wrote about. Not everyone wants to take care of their mate though you'll never know that if you stay at home and never find out.

Yeah I'll never know that. I stay at home forever. The end.

[Reiwa]

Side by side comparison for Soren:

Wife:
Can be dressed in a pink lizard outfit
Emotions

Other than wife:
Can be dressed in a pink lizard outfit

[OriginalContentGuy]

>The end
I'll believe that when you stop posting you shmuck.

[SorenVC]

if i ever get a wife one day I'll dress her up as a sexy cow and force her to say mooo

[Reiwa]

a sexy cow

You Teutonics are a strange folk.

[SorenVC]

hisssss

[Ekco]

>You Teutonics are a strange folk.
https://media.tenor.com/2S9mVM03L00AAAAM/hate.gif

>hissss
sigh

[OriginalContentGuy]

I just realized this isn't RnF. I do hope OP appreciates irony but I regret feeding the troll.

[BradZax]

“Dress her up as” 🫠😂😂😂

[Jimjam]

Ah someone’s necromancer must have come across ancient blood. HISSSSSSsssss 💪🐲