cats thread

[atomicpaul]

hey folks. cats are divisive, but not inherently political, because they are animals, in case you were not aware. and the lord intends for us to be stewards of the earth, which means we must care for them despite their assholery.

i recently learned my cats are not woke, much to my disappointment, as they obviously tend towards anarchy: https://phys.org/news/2025-12-cats-adjust-communication-strategy-meowing.html

[Reiwa]

i recently learned my cats are not woke, much to my disappointment, as they obviously tend towards anarchy: https://phys.org/news/2025-12-cats-adjust-communication-strategy-meowing.html

Women receive inferior meows because they talk too much.

[atomicpaul]

reiwa reminds us all that he's single itt

[Reiwa]

reiwa reminds us all that he's single itt

As the study authors comment, "Cats used vocal communication more frequently when greeting male caregivers... male caregivers might engage less frequently in verbal behaviors compared to female caregivers. This difference could prompt cats to use vocal signals more actively to elicit responses from male caregivers."

[shovelquest]

If aliens came to earth, I think there is a high probability they would go talk to the cats first.

They'd assume we were just simple AI tesla bots. We just clean up after them, we take care of them.

I imagine that Ai bots in the future, would go do work, earn a living, and pay for my house to sleep in and be massaged by the tesla bot when it wasn't working.

So like, all of the things we do, entertainment, make movies, music, etc, its all created by the cat to make the AI bots work hard, so they can just live for free and be taken care of.

[sammoHung]

i opened this post thinking it would be about cats and cool stories or cute pictures of cats.

Instead its the same fucking washed up drivel of conversation that keeps getting recycled on loops. woke this, AI that, women this, etc etc. Even in jest, even sarcastically this shit is so worn out and fuckin tired. move on to new jokes for fucks sake

Fuck yall are lame.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me21scsqGl1re3c2eo5_250.gif

[Jimjam]

*complains about stale content*

*attaches 20 year old meme gif*

[Wakanda]

I wanted to post my viral cat videos ITT but then I remembered I have a stalker on this forum :( forever rip

[OriginalContentGuy]

OP you have inspired me to high art.
https://i.postimg.cc/MGvGf5yR/semiprettythreadintheelfforum.jpg

[Ekco]

Paper said only one of the cats was purchased

Based adopters

[atomicpaul]

OP you have inspired me to high art.
https://i.postimg.cc/MGvGf5yR/semiprettythreadintheelfforum.jpghell yeah, superb cat painting

[shovelquest]

i opened this post thinking it would be about cats and cool stories or cute pictures of cats.

Instead its the same fucking washed up drivel of conversation that keeps getting recycled on loops. woke this, AI that, women this, etc etc. Even in jest, even sarcastically this shit is so worn out and fuckin tired. move on to new jokes for fucks sake

Fuck yall are lame.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me21scsqGl1re3c2eo5_250.gif

I know its hard to accept. You are a tesla bot. And cats are your overlords.

[atomicpaul]

i'd post pics of my cats but i don't know if vbulletin or whatever kinda forum this js strips the geolocation data out. i don't need anyone showing up with a mace

[shovelquest]

You mean:

i'd post pics of my cats but

https://i.imgur.com/bBzJirp.png

(something inside of you stops you because we're tesla bots :p )

[atomicpaul]

i think if i was a robot i'd rather be ED-209

I mean, it's busted, it is opposed to company executives, kinda...

[shovelquest]

i think if i was a robot i'd rather be ED-209

I mean, it's busted, it is opposed to company executives, kinda...

those ones play sports and apply for jobs at security companies and for goverment dividens (soldiers).

Imagine buying a tesla bot (for lack of a better term sorry if that word triggers anyone). and like you get the model that is a great cook and does cooking jobs, or the one that is good carpenter and does carpentry jobs, or the one that is autistic and plays video games for you to watch, but doesn't bring home much money in return, unless you get one that hits the jackpot and becomes a streamer.

I feel like that could be (a) future.

[atomicpaul]

the video game detroit: become human was good

[shovelquest]

I should play that, I don't like that guys games realy but that one at least as subject matter that would be interesting to me.

JASON?

https://i.imgur.com/CU47nq7.png

JASooOOOON!

https://i.imgur.com/xnvRlY2.png

[Ekco]

i'd post pics of my cats but i don't know if vbulletin or whatever kinda forum this js strips the geolocation data out. i don't need anyone showing up with a mace

p99 uses a ancient version of vBulletin and it does not strip exif data by default if you upload a image as an attachment iirc

places like imgur log the geolocation data but strip it for the output link, iirc...


https://i.imgur.com/FZXxIhY.jpeg

[atomicpaul]

i'll be over to your place shortly, Ekco

i come bearing shitty white wine

[shovelquest]

i'll be over to your place shortly, Ekco

i come bearing shitty white wine

https://i.imgur.com/FkNFSXb.png

[OriginalContentGuy]

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Cat from japan

[SorenVC]

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[Jimjam]

The history of
CATS
(that we know of)
MsCMVlcxXVU
by Lindsay Nikole

[Ekco]

https://i.imgur.com/Ah0VUoP.png

[Reiwa]

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[Duik]

Ahhh ahahaha. Shovelquest is banned.
There is a god afterall.

[sammoHung]

Ahhh ahahaha. Shovelquest is banned.
There is a god afterall.

Forum traffic went down 600% since he stopped chiming in on every single post with some non sequitor debate points, arguing against people who he invented in his head

[arvidez]

catty thread

[OriginalContentGuy]

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Time for a warm beverage methinks. You guys dig my selections? Massive cat vibes on this track.

[OriginalContentGuy]

https://i.postimg.cc/RZ0xB3PM/cats.jpg

How are you (gender unspecific) gentlemen?

[OriginalContentGuy]

https://i.imgur.com/FkNFSXbs.png
Let this quote be my memorial for OP. /Pour
Now let us break the glass lest it be used for less a worthy purpose.
https://i.postimg.cc/kXyft8F4/508068-93423-7b4feaba28-p.jpg

[OriginalContentGuy]

oh dood mb paul. I can't edit but naturally i'm referring to the john cleese guy

[Reiwa]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G8o-8nRawAAJdLy?format=jpg&name=small

[Duik]

I always give a Missile Toe to cats.