If you had to...

[zelld52]

Off yourself: let's say you were told that in 2 weeks your body was going to turn against you - and the rest of your life would be spent in misery and pain. You wouldn't be able to do the things you love anymore - or communicate, or anything..

How would you off yourself? Let's, for the sake of this hypothetical keep it based in reality and what's actually possible.

[kjs86z2]

i mean the easiest way to go is carbon monoxide via car exhaust

painless, no anticipation of jumping from a high place, no mess for your family to have to clean up

or you could fly to alaska and pick a fight with a grizzly bear

[shovelquest]

idk what to say zelld but I want you to know that I really enjoy reading your posts and hope you are ok.

[zelld52]

idk what to say zelld but I want you to know that I really enjoy reading your posts and hope you are ok.

I appreciate you shovel.

[Ekco]

2 week long drug binge in vegas prolly.

[shovelquest]

2 week long drug binge in vegas prolly.

Best prevention suggestion you can get.

https://i.imgur.com/uFtmGgU.png

Cool movie though.

https://i.imgur.com/GExog7L.gif

[Reiwa]

Pain is a sensation. The great object of life is sensation.

[Ephirith]

As someone with unfortunately a GREAT deal of experience with this topic...

i mean the easiest way to go is carbon monoxide via car exhaust

painless, no anticipation of jumping from a high place, no mess for your family to have to clean up

or you could fly to alaska and pick a fight with a grizzly bear

No. Carbon monoxide hurts- headache, +CO2 that's also in the exhaust triggers hypercapnic alarm response and physically irritates mucous membranes. You will die in a panic with the nice added sensation of your squishiest most sensitive bits being burned alive..... because humans have lots of little evolutionary tools that interact with carbon dioxide. The Japanese and Taiwanese that simmer charcoal briquettes in their sealed apartments to maximize CO and minimize CO2 execute it far better, but it's still vastly inferior to inert gas.

If one were to do gas, nitrogen or helium are the way to go. One minute you are there, you are momentarily light-headed, and then you're unconscious and quickly dead. Inert gas displaces all the oxygen from your lungs, which was virtually unheard of during our evolution. Human body has no idea what's going on and just goes unconscious and dies, painlessly.

Pain is a sensation. The great object of life is sensation.

I think you've just successfully articulated the philosophy of earth's animal population.

[Reiwa]

I think you've just successfully articulated the philosophy of earth's animal population.

Snark is also a sensation. A sensation in the service of death.

[Ekco]

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[Cecily]

Off yourself: let's say you were told that in 2 weeks your body was going to turn against you - and the rest of your life would be spent in misery and pain. You wouldn't be able to do the things you love anymore - or communicate, or anything..

How would you off yourself? Let's, for the sake of this hypothetical keep it based in reality and what's actually possible.

This isn't hypothetical. You mentioned you were gonna kill yourself after your mom died a couple weeks ago. My advice is fuck you. Stay alive and suffer.
Might actually be asking for his mom. Don't give this unstable person any information to suicide / homicide.

[Duik]

Was part of a WinMX chat site (edit- early 2000's) we had a dude say one day Its just not worth it imma set up a rope in the garage and hang myself.
Others saw this and they said go on ya pussy.

2 days later he did it.
He was hurting. He reached out incorrectly to a chatroom full of psycho keyboard warriors.

Ya either do it. Or ya don't.

Spoiler: Dont.

[sammoHung]

Life is silly, don't let it get ya down.


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[Tann]

do this first:

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[kjs86z2]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V_5m4TYB_0

[shovelquest]

This isn't hypothetical. You mentioned you were gonna kill yourself after your mom died a couple weeks ago. My advice is fuck you. Stay alive and suffer.
Might actually be asking for his mom. Don't give this unstable person any information to suicide / homicide.

Scariest shit I've read on these forums since mace quest.

[zelld52]

The cancer took Mom. She was ready to go. Dana passed 7 years ago. She wasn't ready.


Deep in the wild mountains is a strange marketplace, where you can trade the hassle and noise of everyday life, for eternal Light. - Jetsun Milarepa



This body is not me; I am not caught in this body, I am life without boundaries, I have never been born and I have never died. Over there the wide ocean and the sky with many galaxies All manifests from the basis of consciousness. Since beginningless time I have always been free. Birth and death are only a door through which we go in and out. Birth and death are only a game of hide-and-seek. So smile to me and take my hand and wave good-bye. Tomorrow we shall meet again or even before. We shall always be meeting again at the true source, Always meeting again on the myriad paths of life.” - Thich Nhat Hanh

<3

[zelld52]

We shall always be meeting again.

[Wakanda]

I don't want to get in trouble for this post, but I've known a few people who died from Fentanyl and were brought back to life that said ... it felt good to die that way. And not to be scared etc. because it doesn't hurt and feels amazing.

For me personally though... my main goal would be to insure that my body is never found. Not just out of respect for my family, but being a missing person whose sudden inexplicable disappearance is mysterious would be kind of cool. Hike deep into the mountains and strap on a backpack full of rocks and wade out into a river etc.

There's also other weird things you could do but I'm pretty sure I would get banned for even mentioning them. The only reason I've even thought about things like this is because I've studied a lot of missing persons cases, and also remember a case where they found a dead person in a politicians backyard, but authorities swore it was a suicide even though the person had been shot in the back of the head etc. IDK.

Definitely ways you could become an unexplained mystery if that's something that interests you.

Not to encourage this type of behavior, but I think when a person is genuinely terminal that the topic is more understandable. Nursed a relative who had cancer until the day they died and remember them wishing for death and suffering really bad. Was a pretty helpless situation and I would have been relieved if they had a way to humanely end their suffering early etc.

[Ekco]

just going "missing" always seemed turbo fucked to me because without that closure their always gonna have some hope you walk through the front door or someshit.

better to rip the bandaid off for everyone involved if you don't want to wait for the movie to be over before getting up and leaving.

the letters and messages for loved ones to read after are an asshole thing to do also, it's all just narcissism and main character syndrome, i woke up once to 20 text messages from someone deciding to check out and i didn't even read em just deleted it and glad i did.

[Ephirith]

The cancer took Mom. She was ready to go. Dana passed 7 years ago. She wasn't ready.

"Deep in the wild mountains is a strange marketplace, where you can trade the hassle and noise of everyday life, for eternal Light."

- Jetsun Milarepa

"This body is not me; I am not caught in this body, I am life without boundaries, I have never been born and I have never died. Over there the wide ocean and the sky with many galaxies All manifests from the basis of consciousness. Since beginningless time I have always been free. Birth and death are only a door through which we go in and out. Birth and death are only a game of hide-and-seek. So smile to me and take my hand and wave good-bye. Tomorrow we shall meet again or even before. We shall always be meeting again at the true source, Always meeting again on the myriad paths of life.”"

- Thich Nhat Hanh

<3

We shall always be meeting again.

Maybe. Or maybe we're just a bunch of molecular automatons, organized chemistry, that at some point found an evolutionary advantage in calming itself with catharsis and meaning, because it became intelligent enough to recognize the existential horror of waking up in what can often seem like a nightmarish meatgrinder.

Suicide often happens with people who are in a state of defeat and/or 'arrested flight', the perception that there is no viable course of action-- like a gazelle in jaws of a lion. Usually depression is involved, not always. Either way, when we are in that state, we are spectacularly unqualified to actually objectively consider all our options. Your state of mind acts like a prism that refracts thoughts, facts, judgment-- and makes it all lead to death when it otherwise wouldn't.

Get help. Believe it or not, modern medicine does have interventions that can pull you out of this, in a way that will surprise and amaze you when you look back on it.

[Cecily]

Scariest shit I've read on these forums since mace quest.

What? Don't give suicidal person protips on a forum that isnt 4chan? That's basic common sense. I can't fucking stand the guy, so I'm wishing him a long life. Rest of you are hurrr maybe try CO poisoning.

[shovelquest]

Rest of you are hurrr maybe try CO poisoning.

where do you see me doing that you self rightous retard.

[Cecily]

Sorry I thought you were literate enough with attention span to maybe read the first page. I don't think self righteous is the right word.

[shovelquest]

I said.

Where the fuck.

Do you see me doing that.

You self righteous.

RETARD.

[Cecily]

Lol we gonna get 2 for 1? Calm down precious. No one thinks you can't read good. Again I don't think self righteous is the right word.

[shovelquest]

Sir. Shutup.

[Cecily]

Ma'am calm down.

[shovelquest]

Let's, for the sake of this hypothetical keep it based in reality and what's actually possible.

https://i.imgur.com/mU3WKIq.png

[Wakanda]

just going "missing" always seemed turbo fucked to me because without that closure their always gonna have some hope you walk through the front door or someshit.

better to rip the bandaid off for everyone involved if you don't want to wait for the movie to be over before getting up and leaving.

the letters and messages for loved ones to read after are an asshole thing to do also, it's all just narcissism and main character syndrome, i woke up once to 20 text messages from someone deciding to check out and i didn't even read em just deleted it and glad i did.
For starters its a hypothetical situation. I'm not actually suicidal and am scared of going to Hell if I did something like that.

Secondly, I'm not close with any of my family, most of my friends are people I play WoW with and don't know IRL. I don't think anyone would really be that devastated if I just went missing, but co workers and what not would probably be really confused. I'm also a fan of that kind of youtube video. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuYTFx4utlc) I think mysteries like this are fun for the community honestly.

By this same metric you could argue that anyone who speeds on the interstate, any soldier who volunteers to go to war or police officer, fire fighter, construction worker etc. who serves in a dangerous job is also a narcissist because imagine how devastating it would be for their families if they died etc.

Seems a little hyperbolic.

Edit: I am close with a single relative, who again, would prob be more devastated if they found me dead than rather if I just went missing. In the past I've gone 5 years without contacting them and they never once thought anything bad happened to me and that I was just off doing my own thing etc.

[kjs86z2]

eat good food
exercise
fuck

do these 3 things and you wont want to off yourself

godspeed

[arvidez]

have you tried cargo shorts?

[shovelquest]

I hope op is ok but I found one:

Buy a wing suit and get airdropped into this:

https://i.imgur.com/Qa1oX03.png

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[Cecily]

Last Activity: 10-23-2025 04:29 PM



Dude's dead. Thank you all for your suggestions.

[Ekco]

nah he's still partying in vegas

[shovelquest]

I wonder what daybreak games would think about this.

I really hope OP is OK and has a good Halloween. God bless.

[Reiwa]

Probably gone too. Farewell, king. (https://www.project1999.com/forums/member.php?u=152325) 👑