Venezuela alleges a DEA agent was captured with a 3.7 ton cocaine shipment

[OriginalContentGuy]

Detainees claim they were part of a false flag operation, says Interior Minister:

https://www.latintimes.com/venezuela-announces-capture-alleged-dea-agents-massive-drug-shipment-589688

[Ekco]

https://c.tenor.com/FzUZuNLyN7MAAAAC/tenor.gif - US Govt.

[Reiwa]

The announcement follows escalating tensions between Washington and Caracas over drug enforcement. On September 9, Vice President Delcy Rodríguez said Venezuela had seized five times more narcotics since expelling the DEA in 2005, rejecting U.S. claims that the country has become a hub for cocaine shipments.

There was a simple observation under TFG that increased seizures means more shipments getting through successfully.

It's like a paradox or quantity illusion.

Any of our federal agent lurkers want to chime in with the proper term? :)

[shovelquest]

ny0B2Wzi2C0

[Cecily]

Oh neat. Tom Cruise got his own Blow / Scarface knock off?

[shovelquest]

Yeah that's like one of the movie themes they keep doing over and over.

This one is a fun romp like they usually are. Its a little more about the CIA.

It's kind of like if you took Air America and combined it with Blow maybe?

[Ekco]

haven't seen the movie, real dude's wikipedia article is nuts though.

spoilers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Seal

[Ciderpress]

Boy I guess now we don't know if cocaine really comes from central america

[Cecily]

Sounds like an excuse to go to war. Disrupting our trade shipments.

[Ephirith]

Trump must be fixin' to liquidate his Scrooge McDuck-style swimmable cocaine hoard to pay for the clinical immortality mind upload or something

[Ciderpress]

It might just be good to kill drug dealers and\or human traffickers. Is that an option?

[Cecily]

Well, if we didn't have due process, there would be problems like people getting killed in jail before they could testify.

[Reiwa]

Due process is when you need a US district court judge to authorize a drone strike in Pakistan.

[Ekco]

They should seize the shipments and provide every Neo-Roman citizen a productivity stipend so we can better improve shareholder value.

[Reiwa]

I stand with Tom Homan 💰

[OriginalContentGuy]

I recall him having more Gin Blossoms than 1990s radio. Unless he's like J.P. Morgan or suffering from some other medical condition besides alcoholism.

[atomicpaul]

It might just be good to kill drug dealers and\or human traffickers. Is that an option?if you kill enough people some of them are bound to be drug dealers and/or human traffickers!

[Reiwa]

if you kill enough people some of them are bound to be drug dealers and/or human traffickers!

Caedite eos is the compromise position.

[shovelquest]

if you kill enough people some of them are bound to be drug dealers and/or human traffickers!

Isn't that why you guys invented Abortion?

[Ekco]

The Wall Street Journal reported that President Trump has been committing so much manpower to fight dual wars on fentanyl and immigration that he’s opened up a new and fruitful hole in the drug trafficking ecosystem, which Mexican cocaine trafficker Nemesio “Mencho” Oseguera and his Jalisco cartel have filled with record amounts of cocaine in the United States—and at a new low cost.

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we're making a quick stop in the 1980s before reaching the 1950s promised land of American Greatness(tm) /s

[Ekco]

Isn't that why you guys invented Abortion?

https://media.tenor.com/kmMbqEnWsjAAAAAM/jason-momoa-chair.gif

[kjs86z2]

CIA has been the Cocaine Import Agency since the early 80s.

[atomicpaul]

Isn't that why you guys invented Abortion?well, that and eugenics

also lol at 'you guys'

[shovelquest]

:)

[Ephirith]

That's why I am such a fan of IUD's, automated monthly slaughter of a brand new human soul.

App idea: Plugin for my wife's ovulation tracker that automatically shoots an updated body count notification to Westboro Baptist Church every time a zygote gets popped like a Venezuelan drug boat

[shovelquest]

I was talking to some GenZ folk about what it's like doing drugs now days and they said they all have drug testing kits and stuff lol I was like LOL your life SUCKS!

And I thought being worried about catching AIDS and being kidnapped was bad.

[Ekco]

I was talking to some GenZ folk about what it's like doing drugs now days and they said they all have drug testing kits and stuff

heard the Whitney Cummings story? rofl people flushing those and laced drugs and causing meth gators and fent raccoons

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[Reiwa]

That's why I am such a fan of IUD's, automated monthly slaughter of a brand new human soul.

App idea: Plugin for my wife's ovulation tracker that automatically shoots an updated body count notification to Westboro Baptist Church every time a zygote gets popped like a Venezuelan drug boat

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