James Webb Discovery Stuns World’s Leading Astrophysicists

[Ekco]

as Evidence Points to Humanity Living Inside Black Hole With No Escape Path.

In a landmark discovery reshaping our understanding of cosmic dynamics, scientists using the James Webb Space Telescope have identified a surprising pattern of rotational direction among ancient galaxies, challenging long-standing beliefs about the randomness of galactic movements.

The recent discovery of a potential pattern in the rotational direction of ancient galaxies has sent ripples through the scientific community. Researchers using the James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) observed that a substantial percentage of these galaxies rotate in a similar direction, suggesting a previously unrecognized order in the cosmos. This finding has sparked debates and led to the proposal of groundbreaking hypotheses, including the possibility that our universe might be encapsulated within a massive black hole.

https://i.imgur.com/1yfxrvf.png

also something something [insert Event Horizon(1997) joke]

[loramin]

as Evidence Points to Humanity Living Inside Black Hole With No Escape Path.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqF5xmQw-xLflT8_8DEzJEhQ14ZzhwgnJH6g&s

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Interesting

[Ekco]

the implication there was an escape path prior to this theory is odd also, where the fuck you gonna go homie lol

[atomicpaul]

yeah it's interesting to think about. but it also falls into the category of "things i cannot do anything about"

i live in a black hole and i still have medical debt

[Ekco]

i live in a black hole and i still have medical debt

yeah that's where the we're inside the Hell pocket dimension that fucked up the spaceship in Event Horizon comes in

[shovelquest]

Might it be the only reason we haven't been wiped out by another version of humans from another planet?

[Reiwa]

Is 60% not random? I don't think that counts as not random.

It's a cool boat though, the James Webb.

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/NQRzVz58E3xE3i4Jvopew5.jpg

[atomicpaul]

slowly turning earth into venus to own the libs

[kjs86z2]

black hole sun, wont you come?

[shovelquest]

wait what is in the black hole?

Our solar system? or like, the whole galaxy?

Because dont we have some intergalactic astroid passing through our solar system right now?

[Ekco]

the whole enchilada

and i guess the implication is all the black holes in our server, lead to other servers and so on and so fourth, black holes are wormholes we just can't survive going inside them.

and we're in the one with rooted dragons, so... RNG luck isn't our thing. collectively

good job team

[shovelquest]

So the firmament.

...and what's outside the black hole, water?

If science is just a roundabout way to prove religion is true, why not just accept jesus?

md5Rl1cIfgs

[Reiwa]

Because dont we have some intergalactic astroid passing through our solar system right now?

Launched from Proxima Centauri 21 millions years ago.

Space is too big for aliens. (beware!)

[atomicpaul]

So the firmament.

...and what's outside the black hole, water?

If science is just a roundabout way to prove religion is true, why not just accept jesus?

md5Rl1cIfgsit's not the same to cognitively absorb a thing as it is to believe. that always seemed like the fatal flaw in occam's razor, but no, in never took a philosophy class. edit: it aint occam. I am thinking of something else, forget the word.

i believe in jesus but i don't bother trying to convert anyone to my specific form of belief. our actions should speak for themselves. i don't care what any ancient text says.

[atomicpaul]

Launched from Proxima Centauri 21 millions years ago.

Space is too big for aliens. (beware!)sometimes i dream that it is scale we don't actually understand. how do we know we aren't giants? what if we're the titans in the deep to most form of life?

we experience time in a linear fashion but a fish in a river feels a current.

[Reiwa]

it's not the same to cognitively absorb a thing as it is to believe. that always seemed like the fatal flaw in occam's razor, but no, in never took a philosophy class. edit: it aint occam. I am thinking of something else, forget the word.

i believe in jesus but i don't bother trying to convert anyone to my specific form of belief. our actions should speak for themselves. i don't care what any ancient text says.

Aristotle's Beard.

https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-it-is-the-mark-of-an-educated-mind-to-be-able-to-entertain-a-thought-without-accepting-aristotle-1-2-0261.jpg

[atomicpaul]

what are your education credentials, sir?

[Reiwa]

what are your education credentials, sir?

Interesting. Compliments result in aggression. What a strange creature.

[Ekco]

i want to be in a different black hole than you two.

[atomicpaul]

you might be in a different black hole. i didn't mean to come off as aggressive. thank you for the compliment, mister reiwa.

[Xer0]

wait what is in the black hole?

Our solar system? or like, the whole galaxy?

Because dont we have some intergalactic astroid passing through our solar system right now?

the entire universe.

Outside the black hole? probably another iteration of the same (a parallel dimension if you will) that exists within another black hole and so on so forth**

** nothing to do with officially published theories. Just me riffing based on what I thought about during various mushroom trips in my youth