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Zahovoon
08-08-2025, 03:09 PM
https://discord.gg/Q4VtjCAGNp

I got you. We are so fucking back.

RootedEQEMU
08-08-2025, 03:12 PM
https://eqemulator.org/index.php?pageid=serverinfo&worldid=4409

Zahovoon
08-08-2025, 03:12 PM
https://eqemulator.org/index.php?pageid=serverinfo&worldid=4409

Zahovoon
08-08-2025, 03:41 PM
I don't mean to brag but it is probably the best EMU that has ever been made.

Like a Mona Lisa of EMU's, gentle strokes over years.

Zahovoon
08-08-2025, 04:11 PM
At some point I had to stop complaining about all the shitty boxes and make something worthy of Brad.

Zahovoon
08-08-2025, 04:28 PM
People will be able to ad hominem me but they will not be able to insult my box due to the quality.

Skarne
08-08-2025, 04:31 PM
Huh?

Zahovoon
08-08-2025, 04:37 PM
I'm a man on a mission to make the greatest EQEMU PVP server the world has ever seen, in a nut shell.

Zahovoon
08-08-2025, 04:41 PM
I'm known for berging out on Twainz, writing long manifestos about EQ PvP mechanics. I enjoy training people, playing dota with all my mexican friends. Starlink in Somalia fuck yeah.

RootedEQEMU
08-08-2025, 07:22 PM
hi

Duik
08-08-2025, 10:32 PM
Full Blown Cray Cray.

Zahovoon
08-08-2025, 11:01 PM
I won't apologise for having the best EQEMU server.

Zahovoon
08-08-2025, 11:49 PM
Why will I make the best GM you ask?

1) If someone petitions, I won't read it.
2) If someone cries to me I'll probably laugh at them.

Zahovoon
08-09-2025, 01:05 PM
Duik quote "If anyone wanted to play your box by now they would have"

Fair argument. BUT. On the timeline of forever anything is possible. Maybe I will win them over with my determination and quality of work.

With the autoscribe script like Darksingas box, and the fast EXP, it's a real fun nostalgic kinda grind lol. You do a few mobs move on do a few more mobs, camp some shit.

I really think people will like it if they give it a shot a completely different style than the last 10 years of boxes, solo box endless grind, boring. I had a Discord up before but Kunark was freshly released and I just tried to bull through it get it all done and burned out hard and had a mountain of shit to do infront of me.

This time is completely different I think it's pretty fucking good now, the Spell mechanics are great, the Melee is great, the content is great, the features are great. I haven't tested the technical side other than loading in 25 boxes in a zone and kinda fucking around a bit but seemed fine?? I would upgrade my PC if I had to though the designated box PC w/ Ethernet. That's for damned sure.

shovelquest
08-09-2025, 01:13 PM
uwTi1EpgIa0

Zahovoon
08-09-2025, 02:20 PM
Ty Brother, I am trying to work on Runspeed a bit today it looks like PEQ is basically 1.25 down the board, base character run speed is 1.58, I might try making all mobs 1.45 to start and feel it out, and also up pets to maybe 1.58? That way a pet will stick on players, but if they strafe run you should range them, that's basically how Live worked, you could just inch strafe running away from shit. I might eventually make mobs 1.5 or closer to character speed either way I'll test it on a couple mobs first before I do anything major.

Zahovoon
08-10-2025, 11:34 AM
https://i.postimg.cc/qqp5Sc6r/Immersionpic1.png (https://postimg.cc/ZBDHydLs)

Zahovoon
08-10-2025, 11:36 AM
Highly immersive Garage Box of Quality and Experience. People can call me crazy all day idc, come insult my box, you can't, and you know it.

Except for Leatherworking npcs, and blacksmithing npcs which have some templates and shit it's in the que.

Zahovoon
08-10-2025, 11:39 AM
- No heavy grinding, get 60 in probably a couple days / a weekend. Casually camp some MR gear and you're good to go. Auto Scribe Spell Book to 58.

- Kunark where Bowquest didn't exist, Raids didn't take 5 hours and require 7 clerics, and PVP is fun.

I saw the mood on the last ROT, I saw Genedin pleading with people. I know you're demoralized. I will restore your faith in EQEMU PvP. Vote Stasis. I don't want you to commit to my Box like it's your wife, just load up a box with your Titanium client, side quest and see what you think. I believe you will get immersed. https://discord.gg/hYdTwn6WH5 VOTE STASIS

Look I play Red99 too, I'd play ROT too but the grind is always too crazy, I don't even see them having a box anymore? Gone with the wind, all that's left is us, if you are reading this. You Are The Resistance, to everquest annihilation. Only PVP I bet most of the Red players play the blue boxes now, never. Like that time I played Quarm when it first came out and somehow got in a group with Rettiwalk and I was the group leader so I kicked him for being afk saying he wasn't healing good enough lulz. I reinvited him right away and said shape up man.

Zahovoon
08-10-2025, 12:03 PM
https://i.postimg.cc/cHVnJZN4/Mage1.png (https://postimg.cc/FdVRPMR2)

Zahovoon
08-10-2025, 12:27 PM
There won't be any wipes but it's still listed as BETA. Just because it hasn't been truthfully tested with 50+ people etc.

Zahovoon
08-10-2025, 01:42 PM
https://i.postimg.cc/KjbgL20G/voteforstasis.png (https://postimages.org/)

Zahovoon
08-10-2025, 02:37 PM
https://i.postimg.cc/1tqdWLDV/Piss.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

Zahovoon
08-10-2025, 06:32 PM
That's the best one I got.

Zahovoon
08-10-2025, 06:39 PM
Lets go through the facts again.

- My box is the best.
- I'm not going to do anything with your IP get fucking real idiots
- Gangsta and Darksinga aren't even 400 pounds and no beards, fucking joke
- ROT is gone like it should have been 10 years ago
- Red99 is broken permanently due to expansion and mechanics
- Kunark PVP is the fucking shit

Stop being so depressed and edgelord and bend the knee to my box.

https://discord.gg/hYdTwn6WH5

Lets fucking go.

shovelquest
08-10-2025, 07:25 PM
damn nice wiz!

Zahovoon
08-10-2025, 11:04 PM
Thanks. Can we get An EQ PvP Arcade bumped up to the green servers. Like god damn I am literally the best EQ PvP server out there tied with Birdop. Time for us over here to get some god damned respect and recognition.

Zahovoon
08-11-2025, 01:38 PM
Are you coming to the Arcade??

No Wipes, No Seasons, endless Kunark rotting corpse.

RootedEQEMU
08-11-2025, 02:40 PM
oh nice test