Whisky Thread

[Ekco]

PoeIPrIXUOw

new hyperfixation

#goals to drink/ have a bottle of
Hakushu, 18-year-old
Hibiki, 21-year old
Yamazaki, 18-year
and a pair of those Cibi tumblers

[Reiwa]

Liquor = pain

[atomicpaul]

i bought a bottle of grey goose last night

shoulda gotten kirkland vodka.

anyways i like whiskey but i save it for treat occasions. i especially like scotch. i have been to oban, in scotland, and tasted scotch at the distillery there. scotch is good.

[shovelquest]

"Do you think crack is more healthy than alcohol?"

"Yes. Probably!"

[loramin]

Liquor = pain

Sadly true. And long term, there's no question: science shows there is no healthy amount of alcohol, so any amount you consume is (statistically) reducing your lifespan.

That being said, while I don't drink the fancy independent stuff, I do enjoy a Maker's Mark on the rocks from time to time.

[atomicpaul]

Sadly true. And long term, there's no question: science shows there is no healthy amount of alcohol, so any amount you consume is (statistically) reducing your lifespan.

That being said, while I don't drink the fancy independent stuff, I do enjoy a Maker's Mark on the rocks from time to time.77uLu5e2YMI?

[Ciderpress]

I drank too much whisky playing in bar bands for ten years, the smell of it makes me gag now. Although I can still do a pickleback (shot chased by pickle brine, sounds gross but it owns).

[atomicpaul]

pickles also help with hangovers in general.

also, that thing where you take a shot of olive oil before a night of heavy drinking? that shit be real, try it

[atomicpaul]

mm now you got me thinkin pickles

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/230547/dill-pickle-martini/

[loramin]

77uLu5e2YMI?

I had to listen awhile to figure out why you picked it; not my typical choice of music, but great song :)

[atomicpaul]

i'd just like to say the low-key suicidal overtones of that song do not reflect my views

but, yeah, great song. i think he said it was about this old guy who used to walk in his neighborhood when he was young.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Never been a fan of whisky or any hard liquor in general unless I can mix it with stuff. But I dislike soda and refuse to drink it so that leaves me only with stuff like juices for mixers

But my dad loves whisky and drinks it straight. I’ll have to ask sometime which kind he likes, he doesn’t go for expensive stuff

And aged stuff….meh I don’t see the appeal. One time I was at a high end restaurant with my cousin, his gf, and her dad who is super wealthy. And he ordered this like 30+ yr old bottle of wine. It was so old it had like sediment in the cup when it was poured. And I think my cup was worth like $80 or some shit

Tasted like ass. Well ass mixed with a bit of gravel from the sediment

I also can’t drink alone that much. I have a few tall cans of bud light and some buzz balls in the fridge for when I have guests over. The other night I wanted to drink a tall can of bud light to help me fall asleep. I got about half way though and was like “not for me” and put it back half drank. Probably gonna get flat now. But the big reason I don’t drink alone is it’s just too much empty calories and I’m already pushing it as it is. I can’t go too high on calories or it fucks with my running stride

[shovelquest]

i'd just like to say the low-key suicidal overtones of that song do not reflect my views

but, yeah, great song.

lol that is just a funny sounding pair of thoughts side by side.

[atomicpaul]

Never been a fan of whisky or any hard liquor in general unless I can mix it with stuff. But I dislike soda and refuse to drink it so that leaves me only with stuff like juices for mixers

But my dad loves whisky and drinks it straight. I’ll have to ask sometime which kind he likes, he doesn’t go for expensive stuff

And aged stuff….meh I don’t see the appeal. One time I was at a high end restaurant with my cousin, his gf, and her dad who is super wealthy. And he ordered this like 30+ yr old bottle of wine. It was so old it had like sediment in the cup when it was poured. And I think my cup was worth like $80 or some shit

Tasted like ass. Well ass mixed with a bit of gravel from the sediment

I also can’t drink alone that much. I have a few tall cans of bud light and some buzz balls in the fridge for when I have guests over. The other night I wanted to drink a tall can of bud light to help me fall asleep. I got about half way though and was like “not for me” and put it back half drank. Probably gonna get flat now. But the big reason I don’t drink alone is it’s just too much empty calories and I’m already pushing it as it is. I can’t go too high on calories or it fucks with my running stridewhat's weird about these buff guy problems is that i can probably drink ur ass under a table but you could throw me across a room without sweating

i'm not saying i don't have problems but i can't even imagine actually being drunk due to bud light, i could drink like fifty of those fuckin beer-flavored waters and still rock a journey song on karaoke night.

[Ekco]

atomicpaul
>depressing country song

nooooope.jpeg, will try the pickle thing though

NopeNopeNopeNope
>I’ll have to ask sometime which kind he likes, he doesn’t go for expensive stuff

yeah everything i'm trying is in the under 40 dollars a bottle category, literal bottom/middle shelf and uses processes that actual whisky snobs fucking hate like rapid aging and "cheating" to get the proper/better taste notes in it like using a used oak barrel from the stuff they sell for $$$ then they throw this stuff in there for 6 months to get the same taste as stuff that's been siting for years and fine print like aged up to x years and blending newer with old to increase the volume

>I also can’t drink alone that much.
just sipping on whisky straight, alone while the world burns is my new favorite activity someone else in a chair next to me would just ruin the mood.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

what's weird about these buff guy problems is that i can probably drink ur ass under a table but you could throw me across a room without sweating

i'm not saying i don't have problems but i can't even imagine actually being drunk due to bud light, i could drink like fifty of those fuckin beer-flavored waters and still rock a journey song on karaoke night.

No I used to think it was all about body weight too, and I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been at 229 last time I stepped on a scale a few days ago

I drank only two tall cups of vodka mixed with some delicious juice at a dinner party last Sunday. I poured the drinks myself so I know I used about maybe ~3 inches of vodka from the bottom of the standard bottle size (sorry I suck at measurements) between the two drinks. It couldn’t have been more than 4 shot’s worth

And that got me buzzing for hours, AND hungover the next day which was a work day. I also broke out a little on my face too, which sucked cause I had to do a news interview with a bit of acne the next day

Long story short when I was younger 4 shots woulda been like a warm up. Now because I only really drink socially so like a few times a month, I’m a lightweight heavyweight if that makes any sense :/

[Duik]

new hyperfixation

#goals to drink/ have a bottle of
Hakushu, 18-year-old
Hibiki, 21-year old
Yamazaki, 18-year
and a pair of those Cibi tumblers


This could be a list of girls at the Yamashita Soapland School For Young Ladies.

[Ekco]

Good post Duik, A+

jesus fuck.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Git r dun

[Duik]

Hey nopenope, i had a friend and he would drink a neck of vodka and pour the coke into that. And then take a handfull of uppers or downers or whatever the fuck he had on him and washem down with it.
Burnt twice as bright but for half as long though. RIP speedy. Dumbarse

[Duik]

Whoever was saying they enjoy a scotch alone and watching the world burn has my vote. But i like bourbon. Just a shot or two with ice.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Hey nopenope, i had a friend and he would drink a neck of vodka and pour the coke into that. And then take a handfull of uppers or downers or whatever the fuck he had on him and washem down with it.
Burnt twice as bright but for half as long though. RIP speedy. Dumbarse

Wow that’s quite a witches brew :/

I honestly had and maybe still have trying lean once on my bucket list. Codeine is a bitch to get, some old mostly out of date opiate. But I heard it’s some crazy chemical reaction with it, candy, and az iced tea or some kinda drink like that. I am too lazy to look up the ingredients now

It reminds me of Elote, the mayonnaise corn. I don’t like mayonnaise and I don’t particularly like corn. But the Mexicans figured out if you mix a disgusting amount of mayonnaise, sweet corn, and chili powder, if somehow convalesces into goodness

Like one of those drink mixes from the pro flair bartenders at the Vegas bars where you ask for a double, you see them double fist 3 bottles of hard alcohol into the cup, then they splash two unknown juices on top, and it tastes like a delicious capri-sun with no alcohol. And you’re like oh this shit straight dangerous

Anyway, it sounds like fire like that

[kjs86z2]

i dont drink brown liquor anymore

[Ekco]

TIL: spherical ice cube molds take way too fucking long to freeze solid.

[Duik]

TIL: spherical ice cube molds take way too fucking long to freeze solid.

That's why earth is a sphere cuz god knew it would delay ice ages long enough so that his experiment would have enough time to create civilizations he could then destroy with a fuckoff icevalanche.
He is just waiting till he gets a good outcome.
We have all failed thus far. He was heard to say, "These morons are such a disappointment, especially shovelquest"

He has hope though cuz the atheists are the closest to fullfilling his actual wishes.

Cyas in a couple thousand years, fuckers!

[shovelquest]

That's why earth is a sphere cuz god knew it would delay ice ages long enough so that his experiment would have enough time to create civilizations he could then destroy with a fuckoff icevalanche.
He is just waiting till he gets a good outcome.
We have all failed thus far. He was heard to say, "These morons are such a disappointment, especially shovelquest"

He has hope though cuz the atheists are the closest to fullfilling his actual wishes.

Cyas in a couple thousand years, fuckers!

God notices me?

https://i.imgur.com/UZ1D63Q.gif

[Reiwa]

Whoever was saying they enjoy a scotch alone and watching the world burn has my vote. But i like bourbon. Just a shot or two with ice.

If there's no hope, there's no hope.

Sucks to be you, mate.

[Ekco]

If there's no hope, there's no hope.

Sucks to be you, mate.


just sipping on whisky straight, alone while the world burns is my new favorite activity someone else in a chair next to me would just ruin the mood.

it was me, there isn't any and it doesn't

i wake up every morning and go "thank fuck" i'm me and not any of the other billions of people on this planet with actual problems.

[Duik]

If there's no hope, there's no hope.

Sucks to be you, mate.

So when shovel goes yay i canny wait for the rapture (a literal world burning down) so the evil badies to be left behind and the nice worthy people (like him) thats ok. BTW I think he (and many other faithful christians) would enjoy the suffering of the unworthy more than he appreciates his wonderful situation. Just sayen.

But if i wanna have a nice burbs and ice and watch the shitfight unfold (that i have no control over and that I dont want) i have no hope? That is a massive jump to a conclusion that is simply wrong.

Also it does suck to be me, but not for that reason. :+)

[Reiwa]

So when shovel goes yay i canny wait for the rapture (a literal world burning down) so the evil badies to be left behind and the nice worthy people (like him) thats ok. BTW I think he (and many other faithful christians) would enjoy the suffering of the unworthy more than he appreciates his wonderful situation. Just sayen.

But if i wanna have a nice burbs and ice and watch the shitfight unfold (that i have no control over and that I dont want) i have no hope? That is a massive jump to a conclusion that is simply wrong.

Also it does suck to be me, but not for that reason. :+)

Yes because it comes across as kind of a comedy routine when he does it.

At least I think so.

[shovelquest]

Well, I do look forward to the suffering.

[shovelquest]

Literally real life right now.

Uix3tbov65o

[Duik]

Shovelquest: I can't even Christian properly, even though it has a very precise instructional book showing me how.

[shovelquest]

Shovelquest: I can't even Christian properly, even though it has a very precise instructional book showing me how.

Well keep trying little bro.

[Ciderpress]

It's not an instructional book.

*huge fedora tip*

[Ekco]

https://i.imgur.com/Qa3daVV.png
https://i.imgur.com/r1vxhfn.jpeg

[Duik]

It's not an instructional book.

*huge fedora tip*

Thats an interesting take.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

IPA’s are all in a competition to see who can brew the worst tasting beer and they’re all winning

https://i.imgur.com/L5iIXMX_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

[Reiwa]

If you’ve spent time on TikTok or Instagram lately, chances are the “cortisol cocktail” trending as the latest wellness hack has appeared in your feed. This colorful, nonalcoholic drink typically contains a mix of coconut water, citrus juice and certain salts. (https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/01/health/cortisol-cocktail-stress-relief-adrenal-wellness)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1e/75/73/1e7573e346bb563d60776b848f7ffcab.gif

[Duik]

I like a whiskey drink.
I like a lager drink.

[Duik]

Well keep trying little bro.

I was assigning that statement to you. I gave up on the myth of christianity at 9yrs. I saw the darkness, or more correctly, the absence of any light there.

Shovelquest: I cant even read forums properly, no wonswr I misinterpret the bible.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

If you’ve spent time on TikTok or Instagram lately, chances are the “cortisol cocktail” trending as the latest wellness hack has appeared in your feed. This colorful, nonalcoholic drink typically contains a mix of coconut water, citrus juice and certain salts. (https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/01/health/cortisol-cocktail-stress-relief-adrenal-wellness)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1e/75/73/1e7573e346bb563d60776b848f7ffcab.gif

Cortisol, the Destroyer of Natty Lifters who want fast results

You can have the work ethic of The Rock. You can want to work out 6 hours a day. But you can’t stop that cortisol buildup. And that stuff will wreck you. Not just no results but a loss of results along with a host of other problems like can’t sleep. That’s why there’s a point of diminishing returns then a point of return reversal

Getting too much cortisol from any other way than damaging your body to the point it thinks it’s literally been hit by a car is for little bitches ;)

[Reiwa]

There was an election in my county today but I didn't get to vote because there were no elections in my district.

Hello Apartheid???

[Ekco]

/sip

[Ekco]

/sip

[shovelquest]

I was assigning that statement to you. I gave up on the myth of christianity at 9yrs. I saw the darkness, or more correctly, the absence of any light there.

Shovelquest: I cant even read forums properly, no wonswr I misinterpret the bible.

Oh sorry, just saw this. That was the joke you retard.

[Ekco]

normalize calling your elf friends retarded again

[Ekco]

/sip

[shovelquest]

/sip

🤣

[Ekco]

🤣

WHAT

[shovelquest]

Im just chortlin over duik poor guy.

[Ekco]

yeah i poured one out, straight into my mouth.

not into wasting