🇦🇺 tHe DuIk rAgE pOST ConTAinMenT thReAD!111 🤮💩

[magnetaress]

Keep all 🐊Duik🤠 rage 🤬😡😭😱🙀posts and all replies via quote in this thread!

[F0rmsh1fter]

Necessary thread

God bless

[shovelquest]

Why do Australians like corrugated tin rooftops so much?

[F0rmsh1fter]

That’s what love shacks are made of

[Ekco]

I'm gonna read every post in this thread in an Australian accent, for the immersion
https://c.tenor.com/HAsHC0xx94IAAAAd/tenor.gif

now we wait for Duik

[shovelquest]

This thread is goin straight to tha pool room.

tf8AjYvQZmE

[Reiwa]

He's got his budgie all knackered and his plugger busted

[Swish]

Not that Americans would know but they have a decent cricket team.

[shovelquest]

Not that Americans would know but they have a decent cricket team.

We know everything!

[DeathsSilkyMist]

In the words of the legend himself:

Lolocaust.

Also lol.

Nobody cares.

[Jimjam]

I recently discovered a couple of ozzie youtube channels. James Channel and Garbage Time. I love me ol ozzie mates, but I have to say living down under has maybe made them a bit topsy turvy.

[atomicpaul]

Amyl and the Sniffers good

Sheppard bad

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Duik was waking his llama and feeling a bit peeved :D

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/MruyxDvK_YA

[shovelquest]

that's an alpaca!

lolacost

[F0rmsh1fter]

Not that Americans would know but they have a decent cricket team.

Serious question as someone who’s seen maybe 10 seconds of cricket:

Do the pitchers have to move like effeminates or is it just a byproduct of Brits being absolutely clipped?

[Duik]

Serious question as someone who’s seen maybe 10 seconds of cricket:

Do the pitchers have to move like effeminates or is it just a byproduct of Brits being absolutely clipped?

The bowlers arent called pitchers they are called givers. The batsman are called takers. Fielders are called retrivers.
What does clipped mean?

[Duik]

Old mate thought he was on his way to the Alpacalypse, but he was just a llama farmer.

Also who is this Duik chap, he seems nice, balanced and defo worth blowing the suds off a schooner at the pub.

Fucken 10 mins till I gotta don the chains of corporate greed and toil at the wheel.

[F0rmsh1fter]

The bowlers arent called pitchers they are called givers. The batsman are called takers. Fielders are called retrivers.
What does clipped mean?

Neutered

Anyway, I didn’t ask about quidditch m8

[shovelquest]

The bowlers arent called pitchers they are called givers.

5sSp-t2fXXg

[Duik]

I dunno about (british) cricketers being neutered but the whole Aussie cricket squad has been picked from the Royal Mens Castrato Choir. Now being a but less learnered than my US and A couterpart Im not sure what a castrato is. Mayhap you do? I'd consider it to be a personal favor.

[Reiwa]

I dunno about (british) cricketers being neutered but the whole Aussie cricket squad has been picked from the Royal Mens Castrato Choir. Now being a but less learnered than my US and A couterpart Im not sure what a castrato is. Mayhap you do? I'd consider it to be a personal favor.

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RETVRN

[Duik]

I callem skin breathers. We got no poison dart type frogs here but we do have cane toads.

I present Cane Toad Golf.
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[Duik]

Ahh yes, Australian Cricket captain 1897-1902.
Great man. No one could hit his best delivery.
Wait for it. The no ball.

Im here all week.

Thanks Reiwa for the assist.

[F0rmsh1fter]

I dunno about (british) cricketers being neutered but the whole Aussie cricket squad has been picked from the Royal Mens Castrato Choir. Now being a but less learnered than my US and A couterpart Im not sure what a castrato is. Mayhap you do? I'd consider it to be a personal favor.

A choir singer that was castrated before puberty so his voice remains unusually high

Roman Catholics were (((compromised))) centuries ago btw

[Reiwa]

A choir singer that was castrated before puberty so his voice remains unusually high

Roman Catholics were (((compromised))) centuries ago btw

Tovarishch!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

This practice originated in the Byzantine Empire and later spread to the West.

[Duik]

A choir singer that was castrated before puberty so his voice remains unusually high

Roman Catholics were (((compromised))) centuries ago btw

LMFAO.

You prolly should look up the cricket term "No Ball" cuz directly above your slow response is the best joke ever (if you are an aussie). I am fully aware what a castrato is. I was just setting up the joke.

Also, Roman Catholics were compromised centuries ago... I know, about 20 centuries ago. Thanks for admitting it gumby.

[Swish]

Serious question as someone who’s seen maybe 10 seconds of cricket:

Do the pitchers have to move like effeminates or is it just a byproduct of Brits being absolutely clipped?

The run up to bowl is so routine to them, they have to land their feet in exact places along their run in otherwise they'll either overstep the line causing a "no ball" and giving the batting team a free point or understep and their intended "line and length" is off and the batter can punish him for it.

From that they just look funny as they run in :D

(similar to 110m hurdles if anyone watches athletics, its gotta be right!)

[Duik]

Too serious mate. And you are absolutely right though.

Its funny how 'mericans laugh at cricketers. Have they even seen a basball uniform? And they canny catch a ball without a babyball, im sorry baseball mit. How effeninate is that?

Anywho, Swish nailed it. Youd be the only one here capable of getting my "no ball" jape.

[Jimjam]

No ball castrato joke knocked the bails off the wicket, leaving them stumped!Serious question as someone who’s seen maybe 10 seconds of cricket:

Do the pitchers have to move like effeminates or is it just a byproduct of Brits being absolutely clipped?

Gotta keep a straight arm delivery. No seppo effeminate bendy elbow tossers here.

[Duik]

The very good bowlers are said to be great with the ladies. Many a time they are known "bowl a maiden over".

Endless jokes here. Yanks just wont gettem.

[F0rmsh1fter]

LMFAO.

You prolly should look up the cricket term "No Ball" cuz directly above your slow response is the best joke ever (if you are an aussie). I am fully aware what a castrato is. I was just setting up the joke.

Also, Roman Catholics were compromised centuries ago... I know, about 20 centuries ago. Thanks for admitting it gumby.

The Roman Catholic Church hadnt been founded 20 centuries ago my boy. Gonna have to be edgy on Reddit if you want updoots for being wrong

[Duik]

The Roman Catholic Church hadnt been founded 20 centuries ago my boy. Gonna have to be edgy on Reddit if you want updoots for being wrong

It all stems from the same myth and/or legend silly man. They all copied each other and made lil changes so their version was the correctest.

Also, RC cut the balls off boys because they thought god blessed to child with a heavenly voice.

End result? Cut the balls of a boy. Good job RCs! That'll teach those muslamics/jews/whateverelsesillystorythatwasmadeupto controlpeople.

Cut off boys balls. Much like a bad jewish minister. Slipped and got the sack.

[F0rmsh1fter]

It all stems from the same myth and/or legend silly man. They all copied each other and made lil changes so their version was the correctest.

Also, RC cut the balls off boys because they thought god blessed to child with a heavenly voice.

End result? Cut the balls of a boy. Good job RCs! That'll teach those muslamics/jews/whateverelsesillystorythatwasmadeupto controlpeople.

Cut off boys balls. Much like a bad jewish minister. Slipped and got the sack.

I think what you mean is a mohel. Also Islam didn’t come until centuries later, which is why it shares some similarities with Easter rite Christianity.

Why are you so upset about about something you don’t think exists?

[Duik]

Because you do.

More importantly, YOU CUT THE BALLS OFF LITTLE BOYS IN THE NAME OF YA GOD.

You get that bit right?

[F0rmsh1fter]

Because you do.

More importantly, YOU CUT THE BALLS OFF LITTLE BOYS IN THE NAME OF YA GOD.

You get that bit right?

You have an unhealthy obsession with little boy balls, Duik, and I feel like now you’re trying to project.

Is there something you’d like to share with the class?

[Duik]

You are the one in the club that (even after you found out)
"it didnt stop me from being on the side that cuts little boys balls off because god blessed them". To me, that is a game changer (among the other things they do in the name of [pretend] god).

The mistake you are making is assuming i was not brought up a Good Catholic Boy. Then I learnt things.

[magnetaress]

Never!

💩🍦

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

A bit o’ Australian lore

I heard about her and her team of lawyers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugYfDEieXY8

[Jimjam]

Raygun is peak Sheila. I don't even need to watch the vid to know that.

[F0rmsh1fter]

You are the one in the club that (even after you found out)
"it didnt stop me from being on the side that cuts little boys balls off because god blessed them". To me, that is a game changer (among the other things they do in the name of [pretend] god).

The mistake you are making is assuming i was not brought up a Good Catholic Boy. Then I learnt things.

Oh well that last part explains it. If you’re Roman Catholic your theology is trash and your church is a child trafficking ring

[Reiwa]

Oh well that last part explains it. If you’re Roman Catholic your theology is trash and your church is a child trafficking ring

God says to tell you you're a Chimaera :)

[Duik]

Raygun is an embarrasment. She grifted the chance at the olympic team. A "sportsman" who needs a bevy of lawyers to prive she is a sportsman prolly should just train more. Or just be honest and say.
Wow Raygun, you suck.

[Duik]

Oh well that last part explains it. If you’re Roman Catholic your theology is trash and your church is a child trafficking ring

Ermm, a child forced to listen to a bunch of (what appears to be a magical story to the child) who then grows up and applies critical thinking and rejects it, is defo not a Catholic.

When they say stuff like "Give me the child and shall make you the man" what they really mean that it is such a difficult sell that you need to be able to manipulate a child to perpetuate the religion (all of them) to a clueless person 2000 yrs ago it was a simple matter to convince them of mystical magical being in the sky.
That is why your team captain loves the uneducated. Easily manipulated.

It took me till 9 yrs old to work out that god was a manipulation. im sorry that you didnt.

You say you feel sorry for me and that I desperately need "saving". I on the other hand just feel sorry for you. Easily manipulated and possibly under educated like a wandering shepard 2000 odd years ago.

[Swish]

Raygun is an embarrasment. She grifted the chance at the olympic team. A "sportsman" who needs a bevy of lawyers to prive she is a sportsman prolly should just train more. Or just be honest and say.
Wow Raygun, you suck.

Haha I forgot about her. I think I remember some top tier football team scored a goal and did some Raygun poses lmao

[Ekco]

that chick is a testament to the power of delusional thinking and absurd sense of self worth, everyone including me is just mad at her because we're stuck in this outdated paradigm plane of reality

Raygun is a role model to aspire to, dare to ascend to that level she's on, walking above us mere mortals in the clouds, doing dance moves best described as a kangaroo having a seizure.

[Swish]

That famous dance she didn't even score a point with the judges apparently, the moves just weren't good enough.

[Reiwa]

That famous dance she didn't even score a point with the judges apparently, the moves just weren't good enough.

I am probably misunderstanding but I think the embarassing lady was responsible for qualifying Australian breaking, or breaking in general? to participate in the Olympics.

Different type of achievement but she certainly sucked as a dancer.

[Reiwa]

That being said it's a non-sport and shouldn't be permitted to participate.

[Reiwa]

Although pornography should also be a sport if that type of crap is allowed.

[Reiwa]

5sSp-t2fXXg

https://i.imgur.com/R1HVPdI.png

[Swish]

I am probably misunderstanding but I think the embarassing lady was responsible for qualifying Australian breaking, or breaking in general? to participate in the Olympics.

Different type of achievement but she certainly sucked as a dancer.

Oh so she selected herself and then embarrassed herself? Those self burns are rare lmao

[Duik]

Oh so she selected herself and then embarrassed herself? Those self burns are rare lmao

Her and her husband were selectors and she got a scholarship overseas as well. All very dodgy. Like ohh look at that! I was selected AND I got me a scholarship.

I think she thought she could push through all the ridicule knowing she was shit but getting the OS trip and the paid learny thing was the pay off. Shame crept in though it seems.

Fuck her.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

The TLDR of the vid is apparently aussies in general tend to have a soft spot for someone that embarrasses themselves. But that is dependent on their reaction. If they have a laugh at themselves along with everyone it’s all good fun. But this gal did the opposite and started suing anyone that made fun of her or something. So could have been seen as foppishly endearing, instead she came across as a bit of a cunt

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

^
It’s similar but different to when influencer Ashton Hall lost that foot race to ishowspeed. It wasn’t the fact he lost that sunk him. It was how he acted after the loss, acting defensive and standoffish, not giving props, and making excuses

All he had to do was be like “good race bro, you fast” and woulda been fine

[F0rmsh1fter]

Ermm, a child forced to listen to a bunch of (what appears to be a magical story to the child) who then grows up and applies critical thinking and rejects it, is defo not a Catholic.

When they say stuff like "Give me the child and shall make you the man" what they really mean that it is such a difficult sell that you need to be able to manipulate a child to perpetuate the religion (all of them) to a clueless person 2000 yrs ago it was a simple matter to convince them of mystical magical being in the sky.
That is why your team captain loves the uneducated. Easily manipulated.

It took me till 9 yrs old to work out that god was a manipulation. im sorry that you didnt.

You say you feel sorry for me and that I desperately need "saving". I on the other hand just feel sorry for you. Easily manipulated and possibly under educated like a wandering shepard 2000 odd years ago.

Tell me more about the r/criticalthinking you use

You enjoy the Big Bang theory, and Rick and Morty, don’t you?

[Duik]

A. Lolocaust. Dont visit any media site but this one, whirlpool broadband forums, imgur and cleantube for rocket stove plans. Your assumptions are quite hilarious. Just because you cant make decisions on your own about "things" does not mean Im the same.
Bigbang yes. Rick and Morty never seen it.

You cannot reconcile in your pea sized brain that someone does not see the world as you do. That is what a child does.

TL;DR god fake. Religions manipulating the under educated, real.

[arvidez]

I floated back to my pew after my first confession. I tried to walk but couldnÂ’t only float. If I died right now I would go to heaven. 2 minutes after I sat down I had a sinful thought. A few minutes later I was lying.The feeling gone. I knew I could never get to heaven. That was my first big crack. My faith on the way to being shattered.

I lost hope. How did, at 9, you lose faith?

[Ekco]

>If I died right now I would go to heaven. 2 minutes after I sat down I had a sinful thought.

i could go if i wanted to, but i have higher standards than Daddy does on loopholes and disagree with his game design choices and overarching plan.

[Duik]

I floated back to my pew after my first confession. I tried to walk but couldnÂ’t only float. If I died right now I would go to heaven. 2 minutes after I sat down I had a sinful thought. A few minutes later I was lying.The feeling gone. I knew I could never get to heaven. That was my first big crack. My faith on the way to being shattered.

I lost hope. How did, at 9, you lose faith?

Umm, i was 9. It wasnt faith they instilled into me. I was just rote learning dusty old quotes.
I didnt have faith to lose.
As I grew I just gained education and from that, critical thinking and it just sorted the wheat from the chaff.

Sorry I dont live down to your expectations.

[arvidez]

Ah. I have a brother like you. Did you believe in Santa? Or the tooth fairy? Do you have a general problem with authority or belief that you are special, above all others? Consider how often you call people a nobody.

You hailed satan, but you are more a lucifarian. Lucifer the light-bringer has bestowed upon you intelligence (education, critical thinking). This is your god.

Saw on MySpace ‘follow those seeking god, run from those who find him.’

[Ekco]

what if the light-bringer was the good guy all along, i mean Mithaniel Marr and plane of valor are pretty kewl

can't be a coincidence

[arvidez]

he was a good guy, until he fell from heaven(became satan). now he hates god

so my bad. duik you are satanist i guess. i mean if you dont mind

[Ekco]

He was right about us though, i think god owes him an apology

[Reiwa]

Satan wouldn't tell you he existed if he existed.

But he also wouldn't tell you he existed if he didn't exist.

[Ekco]

And if he did exist, but chose not to tell you, his silence would be indistinguishable from the silence of non-existence.

[Duik]

If i dont believe in god, what makes you dimwits think id believe in satan or Luci (i call him Luci, we are tight)?

Just deal with the fact that there are people who dont believe in the things you do. Running about the place "saving" people makes you look desperate.

If the internal dialogue you have about the world needs for (people like) me to be the devil, his worshipper or a satanist (whatever, all these fake labels are hard to keep up with) thats OK. As long as it OK by you if I assign the label "crazy catlady from the simpsons" to you.

[Reiwa]

If i dont believe in god, what makes you dimwits think id believe in satan or Luci (i call him Luci, we are tight)?

Just deal with the fact that there are people who dont believe in the things you do. Running about the place "saving" people makes you look desperate.

If the internal dialogue you have about the world needs for (people like) me to be the devil, his worshipper or a satanist (whatever, all these fake labels are hard to keep up with) thats OK. As long as it OK by you if I assign the label "crazy catlady from the simpsons" to you.

Can we be as gods? Through science?

[Duik]

Can we be as gods? Through science?

Yes!

All you need to do is invent conceptual things that are not real and run with that.

[shovelquest]

Yes!

All you need to do is invent conceptual things that are not real and run with that.

He's not asking for you to believe in him, hes asking you to believe in yourself more than god (just like he did).

Then you will be cast into the abyss, where you will be forced to worship him while he prods you with white hot needles and shit.

[Reiwa]

Then you will be cast into the abyss, where you will be forced to worship him while he prods you with white hot needles and shit.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1nNHMTXEAccYch.jpg

[arvidez]

If i dont believe in god, what makes you dimwits think id believe in satan or Luci (i call him Luci, we are tight)?

Just deal with the fact that there are people who dont believe in the things you do. Running about the place "saving" people makes you look desperate.

If the internal dialogue you have about the world needs for (people like) me to be the devil, his worshipper or a satanist (whatever, all these fake labels are hard to keep up with) thats OK. As long as it OK by you if I assign the label "crazy catlady from the simpsons" to you.

The book predicts you is what I am saying.you don’t have to believe. If it quacks like a duck and so on.

What makes me think? Because you show contempt for sky daddy and worship science.

And you said hail satan.

[Duik]

All of this only happens if its real. So, looks like its "food for the little wormies" for me then.

[Duik]

I believe you all partake in some kind of shared delusion. Like a cult without the sex or coolaid. Most of you seem innocuous enough, a bit preachy and holier than thou but on the whole nice enough, but when you continuously try to say our book (fictional) predicted this or you say I treat sky dady with contempt its a bit insulting really. Me saying hail satan is akin to me saying hi santa.
Both are not real but one is to entertain children. It seems now to me that both are to entertain children.

Just be happy you have something to raise you up.
Dog knows people these days need something.

[shovelquest]

Imagine if you wake up after death and you recognize the courtroom.

Imgaine, realizing, oh my god im about to feel the worst pain and suffering forever, and it was all so I could own the conservs online.

Like no matter how much you ha ha ha that right now you and I both know if oyu took that thought seriously you would no joke chose wisely.

But you just can't take that joke seriously. And in the end that will be a big mistake.

Its not hard to accept Jesus, and go on living exactly the way you have. It's almost more obsessive to make it a unpassable line in the sand that you would never cross.

To make your entire personality about not making that choice. Vs just going, eh, this is a minor stop in a much grander adventure.

But that devil inside your head, will always ridicule you for being so stupid, so you never will be able to.

Join us bro, the water is fine!

[Zahovoon]

Don't want to get banned again edit.

[Duik]

Imagine not waking up after death. The end. That is my belief. Please deal with it.

[Duik]

Extra lulz for that "devil in your head" line.

It would be easy for you to just give up and accept me for me. But that brain worm in your head wont let you.

You get that "I Dont Believe Any Of The Bible Stories Are Real" right?
Like none of them.
And they mean less than nothing to me. None of the "burn in a feiry pit of hell for eternity" stories mean anything at all to me. That is not what stops me from being an arsehole. I dont need a threat to act like a caring human to my fellow man. Maybe its just me.
But you do you.

[Reiwa]

Imagine not waking up after death. The end. That is my belief. Please deal with it.

In other words, falling into the nothingness that awaits you and your master. :p

[Duik]

Exactly.

[Reiwa]

Exactly.

The Nazgul are very bad hombres, stable genius.

[Duik]

Exactly. The nazgul are exactly as real as demons, angels and god.
Exactly.

[Reiwa]

Exactly. The nazgul are exactly as real as demons, angels and god.
Exactly.

You don't mind Mr Tolkien writing you into his story as the same as a demon?

[shovelquest]

Imagine not waking up after death. The end. That is my belief. Please deal with it.

Either way I win, you wont be there to gloat and I wont be there to realize you were right.

But if Im right you're fucked.

And the only thing stopping you is the voice inside your head.

[shovelquest]

We're super inclusive too we even welcome Australians, look.

https://i.imgur.com/6rtV2I2.png

[Reiwa]

going to graffiti Duik's tombstone with the black speech of mordor :)

[shovelquest]

GOD: Why do you deserve to enter my golden paradise
me: well I figured, eh if you didnt exist I wouldn't be aware to know it, so believing in you was like worth the effort.
GOD: ....

Im not sure my plan will work but it's worth a shot.

[Duik]

Either way I win, you wont be there to gloat and I wont be there to realize you were right.

But if Im right you're fucked.

And the only thing stopping you is the voice inside your head.

I didnt know it was a contest.
I allow you types to have your sky daddy, unless you try to tell me im wrong, in which case I insult your choice because it appears to affect you.

I dont care or believe that you will be right. That is the difference between us. Ill let you have your bottle. And I hope you enjoy it while you can. Pretending can be fun.

Im happy to listen to the voice in my head if said voice comes from a place of reason and logic. So please go play Heavens And Angels with the other "roleplayers" at the "Ye Olde Games Shoppe" because to me, that is a straight analogy.

Just finished with hockey with the youngster, goin' out to make a rocket stove.
Got me some 100x100mm RHS, some machinary chain as a grate 25ml angle as legs. Grinder (not that one), arc welder and case of domestic beer. John Wayne and Sam Peckinpah are comin' over later to help bash some baby seals up with me

[Duik]

going to graffiti Duik's tombstone with the black speech of mordor :)

It is so sweet that you think ill have someone that cares enough to mark a grave for me.

Aww, that hits in the feelz.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

80’s 2nd or 3rd best decade of music

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UQSzOG_gQPE

[Duik]

80’s 2nd or 3rd best decade of music


Followed by arguably the 2nd or 3rd worst...

[Reiwa]

It is so sweet that you think ill have someone that cares enough to mark a grave for me.

Aww, that hits in the feelz.

I have the Good News for you then.

Yes, Potter's Fields, also known as common graves or public burial grounds for the indigent and unidentified, still exist. While the term originates from the Bible, these burial grounds continue to be used today in various locations.

[Duik]

Is there nothing you dont know about Reiwa? I mean of say, I needed to get rid of a body, no questions asked could you help my friend from 2 towns over?

[Ekco]

80’s 2nd or 3rd best decade of music

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UQSzOG_gQPE

what's 1st and 2nd? i literally put 80s #1 across the board, the emo/goth shit was top tier, the rock was top tier and the EDM was top tier

literally based decade in recorded human history
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1990 but this is a 80s song fr fr

[Ekco]

like wtf, name a better decade
djV11Xbc914

racing the sun rise atm
https://i.imgur.com/Tv4Nw4J.jpeg

[Ekco]

FTQbiNvZqaY
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[F0rmsh1fter]

Either way I win, you wont be there to gloat and I wont be there to realize you were right.

But if Im right you're fucked.

And the only thing stopping you is the voice inside your head.

As per Voltaire, this is called the mortal’s gambit. The safest bet is to believe, even if the enemy is in your head telling you not to

[Duik]

I beginning to think they just don't get it.

Oh well.

Dear diary. Went to church today and ate some jesus flesh, washed it down with some jesus juice. It was the best day ever.
We followed along with some rehashed 5000 yr old fables relabelled to keep it realz.
Pastor Pederast waxed lyrical about the indivisible onesness of the trinity.
It made so much sense I decided to annoy every person on the face of the earth to make sure they too see what I see. Believe what I believe and make reference to reddit at every opportunity (jesus didnt say to do this, I just like it so much I chose to do it) IN JESUS' NAME.
A leaf fell on my car as I was driving away. I knew it was a sign so I drove through three fences qt a daycare center to make sure it didnt blow off before I could stop and retrieve it.
I'm pressing it between these very pages.
Tomorrow that boy might notice me and say hello, I'll do my hair with a bow so I will be at my prettiest.

[F0rmsh1fter]

Sorry I can’t read that because I’m currently basking in the light of OUR lord and savior Christ Jesus of Nazareth and my phone screen won’t get bright enough

Also cant hear what you’re saying (I have permanent hearing damage from firing my legally owned guns without ear protection because I don’t live in a fascist country that disarms its citizens just because boongs would go around killing everyone if they could have them)

[Ekco]

I beginning to think they just don't get it.


if it didn't exist someone would need to invent it, and it's better for everyone the animals that need it believe in it as opposed to a world where they don't

that's the entire tl;dr, /tips fedora

it's fine, it's whatever communist godless china will explore the stars.

i'm still drinking at 8am, that's probably bad.

[F0rmsh1fter]

The self proclaimed drug addict with holes in his brain said

[Ekco]

The self proclaimed drug addict with holes in his brain said

it's the good holes.

double stacked mitsubishibishi are one of the few things that existed that make me consider a creator as even a remote possibility

[F0rmsh1fter]

Completely ignoring the fact that anything exists and came from nothing which is impossible within the laws of physics

[Reiwa]

I beginning to think they just don't get it.

Oh well.

Dear diary. Went to church today and ate some jesus flesh, washed it down with some jesus juice. It was the best day ever.
We followed along with some rehashed 5000 yr old fables relabelled to keep it realz.
Pastor Pederast waxed lyrical about the indivisible onesness of the trinity.
It made so much sense I decided to annoy every person on the face of the earth to make sure they too see what I see. Believe what I believe and make reference to reddit at every opportunity (jesus didnt say to do this, I just like it so much I chose to do it) IN JESUS' NAME.
A leaf fell on my car as I was driving away. I knew it was a sign so I drove through three fences qt a daycare center to make sure it didnt blow off before I could stop and retrieve it.
I'm pressing it between these very pages.
Tomorrow that boy might notice me and say hello, I'll do my hair with a bow so I will be at my prettiest.

You'd lose your liking for those sour grapes if you tasted the true bread and wine of Christ.

[F0rmsh1fter]

The true sanctified flesh and blood of christ*

[shovelquest]

It certainly takes a lot more conviction and mental energy to be antichrist than pro-christ. Weird.

[F0rmsh1fter]

http://https://youtu.be/j18G8uWO6-s?si=vjigPpN8lhJknKLVIt certainly takes a lot more conviction and mental energy to be antichrist than pro-christ. Weird.

[arvidez]

I don’t care and here is the longest tldr to prove it.

[shovelquest]

This is an intervention for duik.

[arvidez]

It certainly takes a lot more conviction and mental energy to be antichrist than pro-christ. Weird.

this is why the 2nd step is so valuable. "letting jesus take the wheel" means dropping resistance, flowing with the tao. then you find your path

i thought this was a make duik mad thread. im not trying to save him. i wanna know why he is so mad about god. get people screaming and the truth will fly out on occasion

[F0rmsh1fter]

this is why the 2nd step is so valuable. "letting jesus take the wheel" means dropping resistance, flowing with the tao. then you find your path

i thought this was a make duik mad thread. im not trying to save him. i wanna know why he is so mad about god. get people screaming and the truth will fly out on occasion

Because as scripture foretells, he worships himself

[Duik]

Ekco, if ya gonna drink yaself into ovlivion Suntory isnt the worst way to go.

[Duik]

this is why the 2nd step is so valuable. "letting jesus take the wheel" means dropping resistance, flowing with the tao. then you find your path

i thought this was a make duik mad thread. im not trying to save him. i wanna know why he is so mad about god. get people screaming and the truth will fly out on occasion

Im not mad about god.
Being mad about god is like being mad that santa didnt stop at my house.
Terms like "letting god take the wheel" and "its easier to submit to jebus jehosephate christoffesen of Nascareth than fight for science and heresy" are childish ways to convince someone that story is a good story.
The truth is already out there about why I dont barrack for "Team Dog" you dummies are just to concieted to understand it.

Just let Duik take the wheel and submit to Duik Undersmith of NorKal, I will bake for you a cookie in the shape of a troll and get you shitfaced on Halas Heaters served in Brellium forged goblets. We will then discuss the advantages of the one true god Brell, all the rest are just imitating.

[F0rmsh1fter]

Im not mad about god.
Being mad about god is like being mad that santa didnt stop at my house.
Terms like "letting god take the wheel" and "its easier to submit to jebus jehosephate christoffesen of Nascareth than fight for science and heresy" are childish ways to convince someone that story is a good story.
The truth is already out there about why I dont barrack for "Team Dog" you dummies are just to concieted to understand it.

Just let Duik take the wheel and submit to Duik Undersmith of NorKal, I will bake for you a cookie in the shape of a troll and get you shitfaced on Halas Heaters served in Brellium forged goblets. We will then discuss the advantages of the one true god Brell, all the rest are just imitating.

Science is the art of explaining god’s creation, and all the greatest scientists agree that god is undeniably real. You heard prosperity gospel and god mad when you didn’t wake up a millionaire after praying once

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

what's 1st and 2nd?

Oops we posted in the wrong thread

Anyway, best gen for me was either 90’s or early 2000’s interchangeably

80’s second (or third) best. 60’s and 70’s not too bad I’m just not a huge fan, and 2010+ is shit

[Duik]

Pretty much agree nopenope. Although being a 65 model myself i do like some 70s stuff. 80s rocks 90s had its moments.

[F0rmsh1fter]

Wow you’ve been mad about god for a long time huh

[Duik]

I heard prosperity gospel and lolocausted my arse off. I know many of the faithful buy into that. I dont hate them. I just feel sorry for them. But Pastor PrivateJet does need one so he can spread the word far and wide.

Your pathetic assumptions are clearly projection. A scientist who believes in god is just that. A believer. That has absolutely zero impact as to whether I agree with them.

A religious scientist is like a musical gymnast. Having rhythm may help with the gymnastics part of his life but the gymnastic skills do not flow back very well.

Allowing god into the life of a scientist may allow them to say OK science exists and my explaination of the big bang is that is god. Pretty sound logic right there allowing both to coexist harmoniously.
God being clever enuf to make a universe with an interactive planet sized Junior Science Lab for his peasants to play with. There, I've worked it out. I just dont believe it.

[F0rmsh1fter]

Why? Also prosperity gospel is (((Protestant))) heresy

[Duik]

Mine is the only one and true wewidgeon!
All the rest are faking. Faking I says!
Take me to heaven sky daddy so I may chortle (with you) at the unbelievers and revel in their eternal pain.

[shovelquest]

Wow you’ve been mad about god for a long time huh

That generation was the first to rebel against it so it makes sense why it's so important to them.

I just wish they could see they were just going through a societal phase and that things change, and now the same shit they were rebelling against is what they're preaching.

The societal flip is so bad that the public school system is where all the pedo's are now.

https://slatervecchio.com/blog/new-report-states-public-school-sexual-abuse-is-higher-than-the-catholic-church/

According to a recent report, throughout the first nine months of the year, public school teachers were detained for sex-related offences involving pupils at a rate of one per day.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

.

[Duik]

Its cute how you think we are somehow rebeling against something that simply does not exist. It would be like rebeling against the gravitron particle.

I am not missing out on anything. I do not lament my lack of jebus. I do wonder why you lot feel such a strong need to teach me the error of my ways. Just relax. Labelling people is somehow insulting. Granted genx and boomers as a whole maybe works. But assigning a label to an individual is rather stupid.
I will bet that I defo do not align with most things the average '65 model does. Not that it makes a difference.

So, in short, God is fake. Pam Andersins (this was a typo, but im leaving it in cuz LULZ) tits are too.

Churches are real. Nice christians are real too. None of you guys are nice though because of your incessant insistence that I need any sort of "saving".
Magnet is the exception here. She is comfortable enough in her faith to not feel the need to force others to join your fake club.

Welding time. Thankfully god made the Science Lab 3000 experiment kit so welding works. See, I can make shit up too.

P.S I use a bible everyday for my job. Let that sink in gulls and bouys.

[shovelquest]

Its cute how you think we are somehow rebeling against something that simply does not exist. It would be like rebeling against the gravitron particle.

You were rebelling against the culture, not the god.

Everything. 100% of everything you dislike about religion is the: mankind part.

You hate mankind, and ironically believe in yourself above all.

Just like dirt daddy (satan).

Let go of the ego, and let Jesus take the wheel.

[Duik]

Ok.
/thread.

[Reiwa]

Its cute how you think we are somehow rebeling against something that simply does not exist. It would be like rebeling against the gravitron particle.

I am not missing out on anything. I do not lament my lack of jebus. I do wonder why you lot feel such a strong need to teach me the error of my ways. Just relax. Labelling people is somehow insulting. Granted genx and boomers as a whole maybe works. But assigning a label to an individual is rather stupid.
I will bet that I defo do not align with most things the average '65 model does. Not that it makes a difference.

So, in short, God is fake. Pam Andersins (this was a typo, but im leaving it in cuz LULZ) tits are too.

Churches are real. Nice christians are real too. None of you guys are nice though because of your incessant insistence that I need any sort of "saving".
Magnet is the exception here. She is comfortable enough in her faith to not feel the need to force others to join your fake club.

Welding time. Thankfully god made the Science Lab 3000 experiment kit so welding works. See, I can make shit up too.

P.S I use a bible everyday for my job. Let that sink in gulls and bouys.

If your friend was gonna drunk drive and crash his/her car and you knew your friend was gonna drunk drive and crash his/her car, would you let that person do so or would you ask them for their keys?

[shovelquest]

Ok.
/thread.

noooo lets keep going

ZRQY_-L3hiQ

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

If your friend was gonna drunk drive and crash his/her car and you knew your friend was gonna drunk drive and crash his/her car, would you let that person do so or would you ask them for their keys?

I hop in passenger side and say pass me a beer

[Duik]

If your friend was gonna drunk drive and crash his/her car and you knew your friend was gonna drunk drive and crash his/her car, would you let that person do so or would you ask them for their keys?
Even though its disingenuous to assume I'd know they were gonna drive AND crash, Ill answer cuz it you.


Reiwa.
I have done exactly this in my 20s at the Australian F1 GP in Adelaide i had a friend who got smashed drunk, decided to ride his beautiful 1983 katana 1000 wire wheel model around adelaide. We all ganged up and took keys. He threatened us with violence so we relented. He rode, was pulled up and came back repentant.
He didnt crash though maybe this does not count in your pretend scenario.

So yes I would. And did.
What does that mean?
Does it mean god really does exist or is it just that i dont want ANY drunk person driving on my roads at any time.

It means I dont need a god to tell me to not let idiots drive on my roads and my morals (for want of a better term) are driven by logic.
As a driver, I assume the oncoming driver is alert, non suicidal, hasnt let jebus take the wheel and cares about themselves/their passengers. Its akin to a contract. You need god for that you are a faulty unit.

[Ekco]

I hop in passenger side and say pass me a beer

https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-14-2022/yAwyRr.gif

[Reiwa]

Even though its disingenuous to assume I'd know they were gonna drive AND crash, Ill answer cuz it you.


Reiwa.
I have done exactly this in my 20s at the Australian F1 GP in Adelaide i had a friend who got smashed drunk, decided to ride his beautiful 1983 katana 1000 wire wheel model around adelaide. We all ganged up and took keys. He threatened us with violence so we relented. He rode, was pulled up and came back repentant.
He didnt crash though maybe this does not count in your pretend scenario.

So yes I would. And did.
What does that mean?
Does it mean god really does exist or is it just that i dont want ANY drunk person driving on my roads at any time.

It means I dont need a god to tell me to not let idiots drive on my roads and my morals (for want of a better term) are driven by logic.
As a driver, I assume the oncoming driver is alert, non suicidal, hasnt let jebus take the wheel and cares about themselves/their passengers. Its akin to a contract. You need god for that you are a faulty unit.

By God, a mind immune to metaphor. :p

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

..

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

…

[Duik]

By what?

[arvidez]

accept existence or expect resistance, godphobe

[Jimjam]

A lot of Pharisees in this thread not preaching neighbourly love. Bless you Duik, don’t let them guilt or threaten you. Love is it’s own reward <3.

[arvidez]

the pharisees killed jesus. and also pretty sure duik is enjoying this thread

[Jimjam]

the pharisees killed jesus. and also pretty sure duik is enjoying this thread
Fr a lot of modern day pharisees are out there slaughtering Jesus message.

[Ekco]

https://c.tenor.com/1sJEAluwKFAAAAAC/tenor.gif

[Duik]

I am very much enjoying this thread!
Its pretty funny watching you guys trying to get a conversion. Its almost like you have a quota to fill.

What, free chic-fil-a for a year?

Jimjam gets it.
I'm unaware if he is Team God or not. He has his opinions and beliefs and yet he manages to keep them to himself.

I hope his days are filled with his wishes and his disappointments are sent to Shovel and arvides. I suspect he does not though but I'm just an arse.

P.S. I use (and need) my bible every single working day.

Toodle Pipski, Fuckers.

[arvidez]

I don’t get it. are you saying ribbing my buddy duik is akin to killing Lord Jesus? Duik I had no idea. I can’t see tears here , you shoulda said sumpin, mate. Maybe a safe word?

[Duik]

See above. You are less than a gnat to me.

---->P.S. I use (and need) my bible every single working day. <----

[arvidez]

Yeah I like this I use a bible. I have you wearing some sort of protective suit you might have mentioned. A forklift. Hmmmm

[arvidez]

We are all only shadows to each other. Forgive me for coming to the duik is mad thread and bugging you haha.

[Duik]

Come on in, the lava is warm.

[Duik]

Hershey chocolates have been banned at Duiks fucken house.
I'll not have chocolates with pronouns in my house KK Thnx.

[arvidez]

See above. You are less than a gnat to me.

---->P.S. I use (and need) my bible every single working day. <----

https://i.imgur.com/FvQfBgM.png

Would someone less than a gnat…? Yep, the leader of the free world

[Duik]

https://i.imgur.com/FvQfBgM.png

Would someone less than a gnat…? Yep, the leader of the free world

Congratulations, not one mention of you-know-who or you-know-what.
You can learn. I commend you.

[Ekco]

See above. You are less than a gnat to me.

---->P.S. I use (and need) my bible every single working day. <----

last time i used and or needed one it was to roll a joint because i ran out of papers.

[Duik]

So you are a holy rolla?

[arvidez]

Congratulations, not one mention of you-know-who or you-know-what.
You can learn. I commend you.


I am afraid jimjam will scold me again.

Do you call your safety manual your Bible?

[Ekco]

So you are a holy rolla?

ya mon, mi ask fi premission an big man upstairs seh blaze up homie

bless up

[Duik]

I am afraid jimjam will scold me again.

Do you call your safety manual your Bible?

Incorrect. You are indeed overthinking it.

[magnetaress]

I'm glad this thread is really working out for you and the community.

Seems therapeutic.

Just wanted you to know you are loved and willed well being just like all other beings.

G-d bless.

[Reiwa]

Fr a lot of modern day pharisees are out there slaughtering Jesus message.

Be vaguely nice to each other by the standards of the day.

[Reiwa]

Giving Duik a white feather to show my respect and tolerance for his opinions and beliefs.

[magnetaress]

"Glory to God, peace on earth, goodwill toward people" (Luke 2:14)?

[shovelquest]

A lot of Pharisees in this thread not preaching neighbourly love. Bless you Duik, don’t let them guilt or threaten you. Love is it’s own reward <3.

As with the sands of the hour glass, so are the days of our lives.

And we're running out of sand.

[Ekco]

"Glory to God, peace on earth, goodwill toward people" (Luke 2:14)?

I'm more a Ezekiel 9:6-7 man myself.

[shovelquest]

I'm more a Ezekiel 9:6 man myself.

Is your wallet the one that says badass motherfucker on it?

[magnetaress]

I'm more a Ezekiel 9:6-7 man myself.

That is a good one too. Note tho it's G-d and his angels. Not man. Meeting out the destruction.

[Duik]

Ekcos wallet

https://imgur.com/a/PAJD8wV

[shovelquest]

lol that's pretty rad.

[Duik]

Aussie license piccies dont fall there damnit

[shovelquest]

I can't wait to use AI to remake Pulp Fiction but instead Sam L is batman and they pull out that wallet instead of the BAMF wallet.

[Ekco]

That is a good one too. Note tho it's G-d and his angels. Not man. Meeting out the destruction.

https://media.tenor.com/Zq9EBC8C_2MAAAAM/wanna-play-racquetball.gif

"Despite its widespread use, the phrase "God helps those who help themselves" is not found in the Bible"

fucking Aesop's fables lied to me, thought we could co-op this, again with the bogarting of all the fun stuff ;/

guess we continue to wait

[Ekco]

Ekcos wallet

https://imgur.com/a/PAJD8wV

would buy / 10

mine is just a normal boomer wallet with cool stuff like a dude weed lmao and masonic lodge card
https://i.imgur.com/ST95bWL.jpeg

[Duik]

I got a brain worm song in my head.
Sing the lyrics to get low to the tune of Indiana Jones.

You're welcome.

[Ekco]

Search Labs | AI Overview
The song "Get Low" by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz doesn't follow the tune of Indiana Jones. Instead, it has its own distinct rhythm and flow. The chorus, frequently repeated, is: "Get low, get low, get low to the window, to the wall. Till the sweat drop down my balls."

[Duik]

To the windowwww to thw waaaaal. Til the sweat runs, down my baa all all

[F0rmsh1fter]

would buy / 10

mine is just a normal boomer wallet with cool stuff like a dude weed lmao and masonic lodge card
https://i.imgur.com/ST95bWL.jpeg

Mine has chains on it so I don’t drop it while I’m on two wheels, and so that I can beat people with the chain if necessary

Tutting at that mason card

[Reiwa]

https://i.imgur.com/cCScOhO.png

[Ekco]

that's what i hate about the rulebook, he also told a rich dude to literally sell all his shit and give it to the bums

[Duik]

Good news everybody!
qLYCP3TjXR8

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

masonic lodge card


What is that? Something to do with stonemasons?

My grandpa was an actual stonemason. I remember my grandma used to say that was why he was banned from particular church functions, I forget the reason but the Church had some issue with something the Masons supported

[Duik]

Stonemason is a euphemism for "stoner".

[Swish]

Good news everybody!

Red Dwarf really had some shit that would set people off these days, love it :D

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Stonemason is a euphemism for "stoner".

Nah he was an actual mason, as in that secret club version. My grandma has some proof somewhere in her home

[Duik]

In Ekcos case I mean. His wallet has other evidence too.
Nopenopes Maa and Paa prolly did some shit back in the day though. They had the sense to not invent the cell phone so no photo evidence.

Up here ^ for thinkin
In here --> here for drinking.

[Ekco]

What is that? Something to do with stonemasons?

My grandpa was an actual stonemason. I remember my grandma used to say that was why he was banned from particular church functions, I forget the reason but the Church had some issue with something the Masons supported

yeah it's a dues card, last paid 1997 lol, i inherited some shit, crazy books and that apron thing

most cops(?) are masons so i keep it in my wallet just in case

[magnetaress]

I have to ask, are shoes too expensive or something for most Australians?

[F0rmsh1fter]

What is that? Something to do with stonemasons?

My grandpa was an actual stonemason. I remember my grandma used to say that was why he was banned from particular church functions, I forget the reason but the Church had some issue with something the Masons supported

Freemasons are a weird philosemitic cult

[Ekco]

Freemasons are a weird philosemitic cult

yeah, i don't know the history of the philosemitic part, def not from ancient Egypt. Stone masons were like middle class below scribes and nobles in that society iirc so it's not a kinship from them both being treated badly or ostracized there

the "weird" i always attribute to projection, isn't a single group or tribe in all of human history that doesn't think their weird ass traditions aren't weird but everyone else's is.

Catholics and Orthodox Christians call Jews weird for swinging a live chicken around once a year while they pretend the cracker and wine they consume is literally the body and blood of Christ

it's all weird to me, and that's before even getting into the general view of all the Abrahamic religions towards age of consent in marriage and the rampant pedophilia. or all the off shoot "cult" fraternal organizations still under the Abrahamic umbrella like Masons, Knights of Columbus, Shriners, Elk, Moose, Eagle and the like 50 others that exist

that's why I'm into eastern religions it's 10,000x less weird and those dudes think Chi energy is real, lulz.

[shovelquest]

https://i.imgur.com/Zgdk1lg.png

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Freemasons are a weird philosemitic cult

It was something to do with Judaism! That was the reason he couldn’t have some position at a non-Jewish church

My grandma explained it to me once but I just thought it all sounded like weird clique stuff and didn’t pay too much attention

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

that's why I'm into eastern religions it's 10,000x less weird and those dudes think Chi energy is real, lulz.

Probably not Chi, but my 8th degree black belt, ex-military TKD instructor from South Korea could do some crazy shit I could never figure out

He could smash up bottles and walk across them without getting cut. I always assumed maybe he toughened the hell out of his feet to do that one

He could also set out cartons of eggs and walk across them without breaking them. I tried, as like a 80lb kid who was lighter than him, and as soon as I started putting weight down, splat, I broke the eggs. The same eggs he walked on btw

He could also do stuff like chop the top off bottles without knocking them over, that’s probably just having a quick swing though

[Duik]

I have to ask, are shoes too expensive or something for most Australians?

Yes. Many of us are heathens and therefore do not like things with soles.

We also spell very badly.

[Reiwa]

Many of us are heathens

Unlikely you even have a hea(r)th but leave some fairybread by it would ya? :p

[Duik]

Fairybread! Never, thats what us Alfalfa males in asretrailya eat to impress the women folk.

[Ekco]

9QCgqQdmr0M

[Reiwa]

Fairybread! Never, thats what us Alfalfa males in asretrailya eat to impress the women folk.

Would you be mad if I mentioned that all the new pagan 'beliefs' was cooked up by an English gardener?

Probably mi6.

[Duik]

This is the only Gardner I will hear of thanks!
InqEhen8hQQ

[Duik]

I fink team jebus knows its all faff and twaddle afterall. I haven't felt the power of jebus compel me for ages.
I reckon 3 or 4 more times and and I'll "see the light".

Jello Lou Yah Brobots and Sisterboards.

[F0rmsh1fter]

yeah, i don't know the history of the philosemitic part, def not from ancient Egypt. Stone masons were like middle class below scribes and nobles in that society iirc so it's not a kinship from them both being treated badly or ostracized there

the "weird" i always attribute to projection, isn't a single group or tribe in all of human history that doesn't think their weird ass traditions aren't weird but everyone else's is.

Catholics and Orthodox Christians call Jews weird for swinging a live chicken around once a year while they pretend the cracker and wine they consume is literally the body and blood of Christ

it's all weird to me, and that's before even getting into the general view of all the Abrahamic religions towards age of consent in marriage and the rampant pedophilia. or all the off shoot "cult" fraternal organizations still under the Abrahamic umbrella like Masons, Knights of Columbus, Shriners, Elk, Moose, Eagle and the like 50 others that exist

that's why I'm into eastern religions it's 10,000x less weird and those dudes think Chi energy is real, lulz.

Swinging a chicken around thinking you’re transferring your sins to it before torturing it to death is vile, just like everything else about them

[Duik]

Swinging a chicken around thinking you’re transferring your sins to it before torturing it to death is vile, just like everything else about them

He is soooooo close.

[shovelquest]

Yeah swinging dollary doo's around is the only way.

Otherwise kill yourself.. or someone else and take their dollary doo's

Nice system you have here duik.

[Ekco]

you either dollary doo or you dollary don't

[shovelquest]

dollary damn

E_xuja5cczs

[Duik]

Yeah swinging dollary doo's around is the only way.

Otherwise kill yourself.. or someone else and take their dollary doo's

Nice system you have here duik.

You should get that checked out shovel. Whatever is going on inside ya head needs some therapy, or just a quiet beer with someone not batshit crazy.

[shovelquest]

You should get that checked out shovel. Whatever is going on inside ya head needs some therapy, or just a quiet beer with someone not batshit crazy.

repent! :o

[Duik]

repent! :o

I did!

Ive been listening to Santana.
Its like a RePent-A-Tonic.

Good for the soul.

[Duik]

This is the bomb.
TluggnQXZUY

[Reiwa]

Cinnabar: Dragon's Blood (https://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/earth/geology/cinnabar.htm)

The name "cinnabar" might make you think this mineral has something to do with cinnamon. But in fact, the word is derived from the Arabic word zinjafr and the Persian word zinjirfrah, which means "dragon's blood." This mineral is certainly blood red, but from dragons, it is not!

They have the tense confused. It doesn't come from dragons; dragons come from it.