Shopping carts

[Reiwa]

This is an unpleasantry I have encountered while grocery shopping.

What do you think of the people who don't do what you do?

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Jump on the back and glide. Right into your kid’s ankles if they don’t get out of my way

[Swish]

I think most of us like to do it from behind.

[Duik]

If its a demon posessed trolley (we've all had one) i get one of the offspring units at the back and one parental unit to the side. Exorcising that demon, castor outta there (so to speak).

New buggy, im with nopenope. Run a bit and plank on my belly on the handle and fuck the world.

[Ekco]

>Jump on the back and glide.
i'll do a little glide back to the truck every now and then to remind myself i'm still alive.

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[magnetaress]

I do it all ways. No specific side or orientation.

[atomicpaul]

trolley?

i push the BUGGY

[Ciderpress]

I go to home depot and get one of those huge flat things with a handle in the middle for moving sheetrock around and take it to the grocerie store

[Reiwa]

I go to home depot and get one of those huge flat things with a handle in the middle for moving sheetrock around and take it to the grocerie store

I think that's it. If you appear larger, people are more likely to get the hell out of your way. Maybe the delivery apps teach it.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

I go to home depot and get one of those huge flat things with a handle in the middle for moving sheetrock around and take it to the grocerie store

Speaking of that, I’m assuming anyone who has worked retail or in a warehouse knows how fun pallet jacks are to ride

Use the handle to steer, put a leg on one jack and the other in the middle to push like a skateboard. We were eventually banned from zipping around the store on those because tokyo drifting the turns was tearing up the tile floors. And some of the shittier drivers would occasionally crash into store displays

[atomicpaul]

i still have scars on my ankles from Pallet Jack Games

[magnetaress]

Shopping carts are a capitalist paradigm. They are designed to be filled up with more than you need.

[Swish]

Aldi in the UK for years only provided trolleys (or "carts" as you call them), you had to decide if you needed one and brought a coin for it or whether you could gather shit in your arms tactically. I haven't been to one for ages but I hear some or all stores now have baskets for people who only want a few things and don't want to be dropping shit everywhere :o

[Reiwa]

Aldi in the UK for years only provided trolleys (or "carts" as you call them), you had to decide if you needed one and brought a coin for it or whether you could gather shit in your arms tactically. I haven't been to one for ages but I hear some or all stores now have baskets for people who only want a few things and don't want to be dropping shit everywhere :o

The UK sounds poor. This man is still sick.

[Duik]

Aussie Aldi still have the aldi coin to free a trolley.
To (help) Stop the fat arsed lazy cuntz from leaving trolleys everywhere.

Also check out the multiple petrol powered blower pallet jacks on YT.

[Duik]

Shopping carts are a capitalist paradigm. They are designed to be filled up with more than you need.

Take a list. Only get what is on that list.

[Ekco]

Take a list. Only get what is on that list.

i used to stock the end caps, fuck your list.

An end cap in a grocery store refers to a display located at the end of an aisle. These displays are strategically placed to attract shoppers' attention and are often used to showcase new, promotional, or seasonal items. They are designed to be eye-catching and encourage impulse purchases

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

The nice thing about buying the same things over and over every grocery trip means you don’t need a list and are fast and efficient

The downside is the monotony makes you want to put a pen in your eye

Jk! At least the forced self-checkout and having to bag my own shit burns more calories than standing there

[F0rmsh1fter]

It’s called a shopping cart and if you can’t legally own a machine gun in your country kindly sit down and shut up becsuse you’re objectively wrong about everything you think

[Ekco]

It’s called a shopping cart and if you can’t legally own a machine gun in your country kindly sit down and shut up becsuse you’re objectively wrong about everything you think

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[Ciderpress]

Shopping carts are a capitalist paradigm. They are designed to be filled up with more than you need.

I prefer that to communist shopping carts which are empty cause there's no food lol

Good luck, nyc!

[Reiwa]

The nice thing about buying the same things over and over every grocery trip means you don’t need a list and are fast and efficient

The downside is the monotony makes you want to put a pen in your eye

Jk! At least the forced self-checkout and having to bag my own shit burns more calories than standing there

You have to ask special for a bag at the selfcheckout here. Like they don't keep them at the checkout station.

[Ciderpress]

I like self checkout for buying embarassing items like condoms and athlete's foot cream. I hate them in all other regards. I want to banter with a hot chick cashier so I can feel like I'm a real person ya know?

I banged a hot walgreen's cashier once after being a customer for long enough. It can happen!

[Duik]

Bring that machine gun to aztrailya and Ill drop ya off at approdinna attora knolls (yes, have been there) and you can have the fuck at it.
Everything that can kill you out there isnt something you can "Yeah Haww to death" it just meets you in your sleeping bag late at night, whispers in your ear. "ITS A SHOPPING TROLLY MOTHERFUCKER".

[Ekco]

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Fuck. That.

[Reiwa]

I like the idea of living in Perth but I think it would actually be horrible and I'd be hot and unhappy.

[Duik]

I like the idea of you living there too Reiwa!
There is 2 fucking deserts, an inactive volcano and a dried saltplain between you and me.
There is also only one sealed road. I'd drive my 351 shaker across that motherfucker just to call ya a cunt (in person!) and fuck right back off across that sucker.

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[Ciderpress]

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[Reiwa]

I like the idea of you living there too Reiwa!
There is 2 fucking deserts, an inactive volcano and a dried saltplain between you and me.
There is also only one sealed road. I'd drive my 351 shaker across that motherfucker just to call ya a cunt (in person!) and fuck right back off across that sucker.

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Hobart is the cold place? I like cold place.

Is there cold place on the mainland?

[Ekco]

I'd drive my 351 shaker

this Mad Max motherfucker, even the four door ones look cool

"The Ford Falcon XY GT was manufactured by Ford Australia, not in North America or any other region"

we need to stop invading places for their oil and invade Cuba and Australia for the cars

[Duik]

Hobart is the cold place? I like cold place.

Is there cold place on the mainland?

I too like a cold place. I live at 1100 m elevation. Snows 2 times a year for 2-3 days. I dont own an air conditioner only a heater.
That cool enuf? But i live here so thats a minus.

[Reiwa]

I too like a cold place. I live at 1100 m elevation. Snows 2 times a year for 2-3 days. I dont own an air conditioner only a heater.
That cool enuf? But i live here so thats a minus.

Oxygen anemia explains so much about you. :p

[Duik]

Oxygen is for HomoSapiens. HomoAntarcticus have no need for such trivialities.