How much toilet paper do you have on hand?

[Reiwa]

Just curious. No reason.

[Ekco]

https://i.imgur.com/BhLF8xC.jpeg

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. ' Fool me—you can't get fooled again."


shit, i'm already thinking about how im going to spend all the extra beer money i bet on war with the defense stonks i bought during the tariff market dip in april.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

I never played any of the Fallout games, what build should I be going for? I’ve been putting all my pts into strength

[Ekco]

only winning move is not to play, that's why i live near a bunch of military/defense contractor assets, i won't even know it starts hopefully.

i'm back in the nothing ever happens camp, not in china's interest to do anything i don't think, just hang back and keep on winning. time is on their side. oh well they lost a proxy, who cares.

so no full on exchange, a plausible deniable dirty bomb somewhere or something...idk maybe

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

I’m currently looking for one of these for my current playthrough

I decided to go full melee build

[Swish]

If there's less than 12 rolls I top it up in case.

[Ciderpress]

The question is do you do the thing where you fold it a bunch of times, or do you wad it up in a ball (when you wipe your asshole I mean).

[Reiwa]

The question is do you do the thing where you fold it a bunch of times, or do you wad it up in a ball (when you wipe your asshole I mean).

Depends on the paper, I'm too cheap for Charmin, but the Kirkland is good enough to fold just 3 sheets to form an optimal wiping surface.

[Reiwa]

I've had Scotts and you might as well just shower at that point.

[shovelquest]

I can't wait to get my hands on some of that hand woven Persian toilet paper.

https://i.imgur.com/mka1h6X.png

[magnetaress]

I use my hands.

[Duik]

The question is do you do the thing where you fold it a bunch of times, or do you wad it up in a ball (when you wipe your asshole I mean).

I am the virtual Origami Crap Wrap Man.
Or Sara Lee. Layer upon layer upon layer.
No CrumpleShitskin for me thanks.

[Reiwa]

I use my hands.

Gross 🚿

[shovelquest]

I guess giant handicap looking toilets are the best but I still haven't tried one.

https://i.imgur.com/CXKMQuw.png

(looks like a bathroom in that movie The Visit (https://youtu.be/oI9EKjXwRiE?t=28))

[magnetaress]

I guess giant handicap looking toilets are the best but I still haven't tried one.

https://i.imgur.com/CXKMQuw.png

(looks like a bathroom in that movie The Visit (https://youtu.be/oI9EKjXwRiE?t=28))
Isn't this like the norm in Japan and Korea? Like u can literally soeakerphone an attendant or your landlord there from ur toilets?

[Ekco]

i saw some article about how those smart toilets are being hacked and used in botnets or something crazy lol

quick search
A hacked toilet could theoretically scream and spray you with the bidet while opening and closing its 'mouth,' "causing discomfort or distress to user," according to a Trustwave security advisory.

A warning from Ploessel: even when hacked, the toilets are smart enough not to spray the bidet unless they perceive that a body is actually in front of the sensor. So if your 'smart toilet' goes on the fritz, don't lean in face-first to investigate.

[Swish]

Is that what they call toilet humor? lmaooo

[shovelquest]

Is that what they call toilet humor? lmaooo

https://i.imgur.com/AHxMhhm.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/f1hMyDi.gif

[Duik]

You say its your bidet.
Do do do do do do do do.
Its my bidet to yeah.

[magnetaress]

One time I was like 12 miles into the woods alone without supplies and I had to shit. And the best I could find to clean my hand was some sandy clay. Hehe.

True story. Swear 🤞

[Ekco]

back in my day we wiped our ass with Poison ivy after walking up hill from the campsite BOTH WAYS somehow...

it builds character.

[Reiwa]

(60% is far beyond what's needed for medical isotopes)

Medical isotopes, such as molybdenum-99 (used to produce technetium-99m for diagnostic imaging) and others for cancer treatment, typically require uranium enriched to less than 20%


Oh, well then. Ok.

[shovelquest]

back in my day we wiped our ass with Poison ivy after walking up hill from the campsite BOTH WAYS somehow...

it builds character.

That's basically just the reverse version of eating spicy food.

Poor plant made that spice just to keep us away from it.

[Ekco]

That's basically just the reverse version of eating spicy food.

Poor plant made that spice just to keep us away from it.

that's why we run shit and not the peppers

reminds me of something i saw about a plant communicating somehow to other plants of its species about being eaten and the other plants turning their leaves or fruit i forget what to taste bitter temporarily to persuade the animal to find something else to eat

and apparently lettuce lets out a ultrasonic scream when eaten

checkmate vegans.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

that's why we run shit and not the peppers

reminds me of something i saw about a plant communicating somehow to other plants of its species about being eaten and the other plants turning their leaves or fruit i forget what to taste bitter temporarily to persuade the animal to find something else to eat

and apparently lettuce lets out a ultrasonic scream when eaten

checkmate vegans.

Plus if climate change gets too bad the plants can send out spores that tell people to off themselves en masse

I saw it in a Mark Walburg documentary movie

[kjs86z2]

why use paper when you can find a beach in india

[Reiwa]

and apparently lettuce lets out a ultrasonic scream when eaten

checkmate vegans.

That's just steam escaping.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Sorry I’m with Creed on this one

[magnetaress]

Gas prices in FL hit the double digits lol.

[magnetaress]

that's why we run shit and not the peppers

reminds me of something i saw about a plant communicating somehow to other plants of its species about being eaten and the other plants turning their leaves or fruit i forget what to taste bitter temporarily to persuade the animal to find something else to eat

and apparently lettuce lets out a ultrasonic scream when eaten

checkmate vegans.

Buddha. Life is suffering. To be alive is to suffer.