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PearlJammzz
03-16-2010, 04:39 PM
Gnomes, and Halflings pwn you! Just sayin... :-p.

All of us shorties should combine powers, and take over Norrath. Who's with me?
Ferok
03-16-2010, 04:40 PM
You don't like dorfs? :(
PearlJammzz
03-16-2010, 04:43 PM
Fine fine, we'll take you too. It's just that the fatties don't eat you like they do us!

Oh, and this should have been in off topic. My bad :(.
Ferok
03-16-2010, 04:45 PM
Ferok <Shorties FTW>

I can get on board with that.
bordbard
03-16-2010, 04:54 PM
i'm a shorty in a half-elf body

wish gnomes could be bards.
guineapig
03-16-2010, 05:00 PM
Multiple shorty alts stand ready for action!
Excision Rottun
03-16-2010, 05:06 PM
<Little People, Big Norrath>

<Gnomeland Security>
JaVeDK
03-16-2010, 05:25 PM
Raaaaaargh!
Morfnblorsh
03-16-2010, 05:26 PM
Fine fine, we'll take you too. It's just that the fatties don't eat you like they do us!

Have you EVER been inside Najena? Slaughtered Dwarves everywhere!
Malrubius
03-16-2010, 05:41 PM
Man you guys are crazy. What if we're caught?
JaVeDK
03-16-2010, 05:48 PM
They'll never catch us - I've greased myself up just in case...
Haish
03-16-2010, 06:22 PM
Length where it counts.
Swindle
03-16-2010, 06:30 PM
On EMARR long ago there was an all-shortie guild called The Vertical Challenge.
Ferok
03-16-2010, 07:55 PM
On EMARR long ago there was an all-shortie guild called The Vertical Challenge.

Yep. On Lanys my first guild was "Wee Pandemonium".
lordfafoin
03-16-2010, 09:11 PM
GNOMERCY!
PearlJammzz
03-17-2010, 08:28 AM
They only use Dwarf in stew because it's so tough. It's the cheap meat thrown to the pee-ons. Halfling is the sweetest, and Gnome is supposed to make you smarter. It's true I read it in a book!

If I didn't like my guild so much I would say lets start one for all the short races in the game. Would be awesome to see a raid force of people under 3 feet tall lol.