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magnetaress
06-08-2025, 08:13 PM
Break glass!
VVV
ygn8V5mHUBk?si=U2-OisP-jO9SbXYO
:p

Ekco
06-08-2025, 08:29 PM
that's pretty wild.

i had a pet tarantula for awhile and it would tap on the glass at night, had to release that psycho back into the wild


the big sad is my comfort zone, like a warm blanket.

it's when i start feeling happy or hopeful i get scared that stuff is about to go off the rails and i'll have to visit the 10th floor for abit.

magnetaress
06-10-2025, 12:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/W12Z7x1.png

Ekco
06-10-2025, 01:23 PM
https://i.etsystatic.com/35468279/r/il/e00f23/4943624482/il_fullxfull.4943624482_sceu.jpg

NopeNopeNopeNope
06-10-2025, 07:05 PM
Haven’t had time to watch it yet but I remember my mom saw this huge spider when we were in Hawaii. I had taken a pic of it, gotta dig around for it on my phone, will post it

As a fan of spiders I was excited seeing one so big, looked up that it was a “Banana spider”

My mom’s immediate question was “oh, is that because they eat bananas?”

I was like “Jesus Christ mom. No I’m guessing it’s because they like to eat the bugs that eat bananas” lol

(Finger for scale)

NopeNopeNopeNope
06-10-2025, 07:22 PM
In case of glad, go back to sad

magnetaress
06-12-2025, 01:22 PM
Haven’t had time to watch it yet but I remember my mom saw this huge spider when we were in Hawaii. I had taken a pic of it, gotta dig around for it on my phone, will post it

As a fan of spiders I was excited seeing one so big, looked up that it was a “Banana spider”

My mom’s immediate question was “oh, is that because they eat bananas?”

I was like “Jesus Christ mom. No I’m guessing it’s because they like to eat the bugs that eat bananas” lol

(Finger for scale)
What spider lol?

It took me ten minutes to find it lol...

----- new poast!------
U2Fjfqm-7g8?si=WFVTLW08_whcpCq-

Reiwa
06-15-2025, 12:33 AM
https://media.tenor.com/G1VSKUszn18AAAAM/glee-protest.gif

https://i.imgur.com/8Q0P52j.png

magnetaress
06-17-2025, 07:05 PM
No Spoiler cuz it's a URL. SFW

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/b1qZacjGra

magnetaress
06-26-2025, 04:27 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/4ukef13ilq

NopeNopeNopeNope
06-26-2025, 07:36 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/4ukef13ilq

Are you sure that’s killing mosquitos and not moths?

Super cool either way, I want one

NopeNopeNopeNope
06-27-2025, 09:06 PM
Saruman would not be pleased

magnetaress
06-27-2025, 09:10 PM
Saruman would not be pleased

This is awesome 😄

Duik
06-27-2025, 10:21 PM
Saruman would not be pleased

Looks like ICE has those illegal aliens totally surrounded.

magnetaress
06-27-2025, 10:22 PM
Roflmao

Duik
06-30-2025, 02:19 AM
Bump

shovelquest
06-30-2025, 02:24 AM
Looks like ICE has those illegal aliens totally surrounded.

https://i.imgur.com/ex8oYLk.png

Ekco
06-30-2025, 03:07 AM
Looks like ICE has those illegal aliens totally surrounded.

post of the month contender right here

we need rankings and like a march madness playoff bracket for posts/posters

NopeNopeNopeNope
06-30-2025, 03:23 AM
.

NopeNopeNopeNope
06-30-2025, 03:25 AM
Ha, yea, why is that

Duik
06-30-2025, 07:05 AM
That lil dude looks just like the MotoGP Marquez brothers' dad.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-01-2025, 02:47 AM
Hello yes I’d like to apply for the Operator position

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-01-2025, 02:48 AM
Nailed it

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-01-2025, 02:53 AM
If it’s that mom from the first one in the last one then yes please. She was hot

Duik
07-01-2025, 03:49 AM
Hoe Malone?

Also, looks like nopenope didnt skimp on the All Chanells option.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-02-2025, 01:08 PM
Octopus going around like “fuck you, random fish”

(Don’t try that on a mantis shrimp, those boys are packing 2A proponents lol)

Duik
07-02-2025, 06:17 PM
I learnt yesterday the origin of the term Blow Job.
It was from US armed forces (army i think) calling it a below job after visiting your mother, i mean a prostitute.

shovelquest
07-02-2025, 06:37 PM
I like etymology.

Got anymore?

Duik
07-02-2025, 06:44 PM
Ya know what? Now u ask i cannot bring another one to mind.

I blame oldness. And you shovel. It'll be like booting an old 286 to remember them.

Reiwa
07-02-2025, 07:29 PM
I like etymology.

Got anymore?

nice(adj.) (https://www.etymonline.com/word/nice)
late 13c., in reference to persons, "foolish, ignorant, frivolous, senseless," from Old French nice (12c.) "careless, clumsy; weak; poor, needy; simple, stupid, silly, foolish," from Latin nescius "ignorant, unaware," literally "not-knowing," from ne- "not" (from PIE root *ne- "not") + stem of scire "to know" (see science).

shovelquest
07-02-2025, 07:48 PM
nice(adj.) (https://www.etymonline.com/word/nice)
late 13c., in reference to persons, "foolish, ignorant, frivolous, senseless," from Old French nice (12c.) "careless, clumsy; weak; poor, needy; simple, stupid, silly, foolish," from Latin nescius "ignorant, unaware," literally "not-knowing," from ne- "not" (from PIE root *ne- "not") + stem of scire "to know" (see science).

You know what they say, careless, clumsy; weak; poor, needy; simple, stupid, silly, foolish guys finish last :p

Duik
07-02-2025, 08:02 PM
Im certain I have both been called nice and called others nice.

That defo checks out.

magnetaress
07-02-2025, 08:06 PM
nice(adj.) (https://www.etymonline.com/word/nice)
late 13c., in reference to persons, "foolish, ignorant, frivolous, senseless," from Old French nice (12c.) "careless, clumsy; weak; poor, needy; simple, stupid, silly, foolish," from Latin nescius "ignorant, unaware," literally "not-knowing," from ne- "not" (from PIE root *ne- "not") + stem of scire "to know" (see science).

How nice 🤣

shovelquest
07-02-2025, 09:39 PM
man, I just got back from blue server chat. If you thought we were crazy... whoa momma. lol

https://i.imgur.com/bBXujN4g.jpg

Ekco
07-02-2025, 09:47 PM
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"

did you go in there and start shit or just baseline organic levels of cray cray?

was Hyjal around? i miss my chats with him in there

shovelquest
07-02-2025, 09:50 PM
I was just hanging around, seeing what they were talking about.

Giving them some ribs.

It's a kill or be killed section of these boards! :p

Ekco
07-02-2025, 09:52 PM
oh the boards, i thought you were talking about the discord blue general chat

i keep that shit, sorted. where it belongs
https://i.imgur.com/NPFPyUT.png

shovelquest
07-02-2025, 09:53 PM
😂

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-02-2025, 10:08 PM
I might check out the other discord sometime, it turns out I do have the app on my phone, I forgot I had installed it 4ish years ago when classic WoW came out to sign up for raids

I don’t have much to say about politics though. I was thinking of popping in to make people delete any shit they might have been talking

Duik
07-03-2025, 05:35 AM
I thort discord was a music app to choose what combination of frequencies go with other combinations.

Ekco
07-03-2025, 06:40 AM
I thort discord was a music app

just like Tiktaalik leaving the ocean to transition to life on land was a mistake, we should have never left IRC

https://i.imgur.com/0dFsJ9S.png

Duik
07-03-2025, 07:51 AM
I prefer discords alternate app datchord. Runs on the wheel of fifths. You can use it in multiple modes.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-03-2025, 12:51 PM
Money can buy freedom I guess

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-03-2025, 12:53 PM
Pretty good custom card, I like the ego maniac part

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-03-2025, 01:00 PM
Wife of Florida Man was just trying to find Pennywise the clown to see if he’ll sell her some meth

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-03-2025, 01:01 PM
Hehe

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-03-2025, 01:06 PM
Now that you mention it…

shovelquest
07-03-2025, 01:09 PM
Money can buy freedom I guess

Can it though? Because literally a lot of super rich much richer than diddy people went to jail for this.

I feel so glad that I didn't get invested in that stupid diddy trial.

All the evidence was like, "he likes lube! He likes drugs at parties!"

I mean the domestic violence was rough, but certain un-named fathers do that for breakfast.

Ciderpress
07-03-2025, 01:14 PM
He was acquitted on the serious charges because the plaintiffs kept voluntarily returning to him (I just heard this on ben shapiro and it makes sense)

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-03-2025, 01:26 PM
lol someone about to find out

magnetaress
07-03-2025, 02:35 PM
Happy Bunny (https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/PhfCWq9EMt)!

Ekco
07-03-2025, 05:23 PM
>Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it.

they don't want you to see the happy bunny.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-03-2025, 06:43 PM
Man I missed all the fun teachers

Ekco
07-03-2025, 06:49 PM
>Man I missed all the fun teachers
weren't in the alternative school pipeline

had one that let us hide our cig packs in her purse during searches and another one that asked me to get her some ecstasy

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-03-2025, 06:56 PM
>Man I missed all the fun teachers
weren't in the alternative school pipeline

had one that let us hide our cig packs in her purse during searches and another one that asked me to get her some ecstasy

Ha, that’s pretty awesome

Was she hot? It always seems to be the hot ones are also the coolest, if ya know what I mean

Ekco
07-03-2025, 07:07 PM
fuck yeah she was hot, 20 something bottle blonde in 2004 teaching drug addicts at a charter school

lol.

Reiwa
07-03-2025, 07:29 PM
fuck yeah she was hot, 20 something bottle blonde in 2004 teaching drug addicts at a charter school

lol.

Serving the underprivileged! Kamala would forgive her loans.

Ciderpress
07-03-2025, 08:32 PM
I had a pretty hot photography teacher in 11th grade, and there were only like 7 other students in the class. We'd go into the dark room to develop film, and one time I had to stay after school to finish my project so I had to go into the dark room alone with the hot teacher. Man that ruled..

It sounds like a porn script which it basically was except there was no sex involved

(and yes she literally was an asian chick)

Ekco
07-03-2025, 09:06 PM
my charter school experience could have literally been a John Hughes movie script

from the 10 out of 10 cheerleader from the high school with the upper class zip code and a class of 4,000 transitioning to a school of 300 fuck ups to the busted girl with self harm scars on both thighs that gave me a handy in class to completion to the teachers that did god knows what to end up there in the first place instead of a real school.

looking back on it that experience was priceless in a case study of the human condition

Duik
07-04-2025, 12:31 AM
Our science teacher in charge of the "Darkroom" was very particular about people knocking or even making an appointment to go in there.

It was a fuckarse growroom with venting, lights and heating.
I didnt do anything like that when i was in high school so I didnt care about it (or even tell anyone else).
I walked around with pens and a dictionary in my pocket. What a fucken nerd.
But i got to ride my motorcycle to the last part of yr11 and all of yr12. Nerd to cool in zero flat. Still an ADandD nerd though.
Had one gym teacher who had a very smokey kombivan at lunchtimes though. And an alcoholic science master who every other teacher covered for. Pretty lame really.
Thst was a "westy" school, a bit like a ghetto but just poors and no guns or gangs.

arvidez
07-04-2025, 12:36 AM
i saw my mother naked when i was in elementary school. i thought her body looked like a baby's body.

Duik
07-04-2025, 01:04 AM
There is alot to unpack there.

Is that like a "Hey baby I'm Bender, wanna do it?" Or more like you didnt know what a baby body looked like either?

Reiwa
07-04-2025, 01:06 AM
There is alot to unpack there.

He was born to a young mother. Your mother was an Ancient Hippo at your age then.

Hipposcale Sleeves and Leggings at that camp.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-04-2025, 01:28 AM
i saw my mother naked when i was in elementary school. i thought her body looked like a baby's body.

I saw your mom naked some years later, hurhuehuehue

Sorry that was a lay up

But to me that’s no biggie, had I seen my mom naked as a kid, I wouldn’t give a shit. Seen my dad naked as a kid and didn’t give a shit

Duik
07-04-2025, 02:14 AM
Watch this Yanky Doodle Dandys
https://youtu.be/bKMEDZp7ZZs

Son Of A Beeep. Wouldnt let me embed.
Happy America Day ya boofheads.

Edit update. This story is fucken hilarious. Pirates made you fuckers stay with imperial measurements.

Duik
07-04-2025, 02:40 AM
That video made me think too.

We buy our wheels in inches diameter and width.
Our tyres come in mm and the aspect ratio is a function of the width.
So a 225/55r18 is a 225mm wide tyre with a sidewall height of 55% of 255mm on an 18 inch wheel. Hilarious.

Also weed is by the ounce as well. Im 5'8" but 80kgs.
And if something a long way away I say its miles away. Fucken weirdo.

arvidez
07-04-2025, 12:43 PM
its like those asians still eating with chop sticks. why arent they coming around to the more simple way? and korean chopstick? fugitaboutit

arvidez
07-04-2025, 12:51 PM
There is alot to unpack there.

Is that like a "Hey baby I'm Bender, wanna do it?" Or more like you didnt know what a baby body looked like either?

was the 70's. had never seen a naked woman (pregnant-able person). i was curious and took a peek. not sure why i saw a baby body. evolutionary i am sure. maybe the same reason my kids, when their heads first poked out, were the spitting image of me, then my bro inlaw, then my father.

Ekco
07-04-2025, 02:36 PM
https://cdn.prod.website-files.com/66dee03c52cb884df04b0ffc/66f3e418e07b27eb60e8b030_66f0e788cbd29da618e70969_ 66b07d6f2030fbc9b0bb1a31_632307ad39f09a2debd9a5db_ checking-in.gif

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-07-2025, 02:51 AM
Aw

Duik
07-07-2025, 05:37 AM
What is the bike and sidecar from?
The Great Escape?

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-07-2025, 02:22 PM
Does not compute

How dis

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-07-2025, 09:53 PM
One good boy

Duik
07-08-2025, 12:33 AM
The dog thought he was searching for Hot People.
He was just having a pre feast nap.

Ekco
07-08-2025, 02:25 AM
2t9bg0xo_nk

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-08-2025, 03:11 AM
My plan if being murdered is to use the last of my strength to grab onto their ankle as hard as I can as I die, hoping that I can get a death grip type situation. One where they will have to drag my corpse around hanging onto their foot or hack off my hand which hopefully will still be around their ankle

I also have a plan for when I ever try to climb K2. If I am dying from hypothermia or altitude sickness, I am going to force my hands into a double thumbs up on my legs, and force my face into a smile for as long as I remain conscious. Ideally I’ll be literally freezing which will help hold the pose in place. Then I can give a dead smile and two thumbs up to disturb all future climbers forever

Duik
07-08-2025, 06:56 AM
It's OK. Im Australian...

https://imgur.com/iDvsmOk.jpeg

magnetaress
07-08-2025, 11:15 AM
Break glass incase of sad!
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https://imgur.com/6micjxU.jpg

magnetaress
07-08-2025, 11:18 AM
2t9bg0xo_nk

This u manifesting? If so lol 👍

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-08-2025, 12:50 PM
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/YETlum99CL4

Ekco
07-08-2025, 01:00 PM
This u manifesting? If so lol 👍

Maybe, manifesting what I have no idea.

Ekco
07-08-2025, 06:26 PM
had to pirate and crop this reel, like how it uses the same Blade Runner 2049 sample as the sad Narvent songs lol
wrbM6zzwCCk

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-09-2025, 03:26 AM
Get it. Get that shadow!

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/CmeTr6Rp58E

Ciderpress
07-09-2025, 01:06 PM
I just saw a tiny baby deer who had been hanging around my house with it's mom for the last couple weeks get absolutely creamed by a car. I hate that shit. Like I know I shouldn't care, it's not my pet or something but it sort of starts to feel like it is when you see it every day.

On the other hand, deer are annoying as shit and always break into my garden and eat everything so fuck them.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-09-2025, 10:51 PM
Sitting by the front door putting my shoes on to go to the gym, and my cat (who always misses me) tactic is to sit on my foot like “no you’re not going, good luck putting your shoe on”

Well played, Ernie, but I’m still going

Ekco
07-09-2025, 11:25 PM
cat looks super chill, i like the stripped raccoon tail look, my old cat had that

Duik
07-10-2025, 05:56 AM
I just saw a tiny baby deer who had been hanging around my house with it's mom for the last couple weeks get absolutely creamed by a car. I hate that shit. Like I know I shouldn't care, it's not my pet or something but it sort of starts to feel like it is when you see it every day.

On the other hand, deer are annoying as shit and always break into my garden and eat everything so fuck them.
Those same deer, when your type (humans) first came to their area were heard to say "I saw one of those two legged fuckers get shot the other day. It made me sad, I know I shouldnt care because they came and destroyed my grazing lands so fuck those clowns"

Duik
07-10-2025, 06:01 AM
Also, cool cat nopenope. I've had two cats ever, one black/grey tabby lookin fucker called Claude (because he was) and the other a ginger ranga called Santa Claws.

Claude hunted (and returned) snakes on purpose knowing I was terrified of them. Santa just sat in front of the fireplace looking cool.

Ciderpress
07-10-2025, 12:33 PM
Those same deer, when your type (humans) first came to their area were heard to say "I saw one of those two legged fuckers get shot the other day. It made me sad, I know I shouldnt care because they came and destroyed my grazing lands so fuck those clowns"

It was just a joke doo-ik (thats how I pronounce your name)

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-10-2025, 12:48 PM
Claude hunted (and returned) snakes on purpose knowing I was terrified of them. Santa just sat in front of the fireplace looking cool.

Ha, that’s cause Claude is faster than snakes

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/q1KYZvo-XPU

Reiwa
07-10-2025, 12:49 PM
It was just a joke doo-ik (thats how I pronounce your name)

Did you hear about Harvard's new honors program?

Top students can now graduate magna bin Laden.

Ciderpress
07-10-2025, 12:50 PM
Cats are badass mofos.

"Cat videos" became some kind of internet cliche as if they're a bad thing, when it's the exact opposite. Much like music they are a universal language. I bet osama bin laden liked cat videos.

Ciderpress
07-10-2025, 12:51 PM
Did you hear about Harvard's new honors program?

Top students can now graduate magna bin Laden.

No but that is super creepy I just made a post with a bin laden reference at the exact same time you posted that.

Reiwa
07-10-2025, 01:06 PM
No but that is super creepy I just made a post with a bin laden reference at the exact same time you posted that.

Happens to me a lot. But what about all the times you don't notice not referencing bin Laden? Checkmate.

Ciderpress
07-10-2025, 01:11 PM
True.

Oh reminder: when they finally found saddam hussein in his cave he had a box of raisin bran crunch lol. And I don't begrudge him that, it's very good. Blows normal raisin bran out of the water.

magnetaress
07-10-2025, 01:32 PM
>Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it.

they don't want you to see the happy bunny.

kgAsgnmOWp8?si=RNF7oMv9CV4FcgBh

Fixed it ^🐰🤩

Ekco
07-10-2025, 01:35 PM
Nice, they get drunk doing that don't they? know some animal does

magnetaress
07-10-2025, 01:37 PM
Be careful dogs and cats die from grapes.

My grandma had a dog that would go outside and eat rotting peaches on the ground. She definitely got drunk.

Ciderpress
07-10-2025, 01:37 PM
Deer get drunk from eating fermented apples. And then they show up to your wedding and make a scene.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-10-2025, 01:41 PM
Nah the grapes in that vid didn’t look rotted, those looked good

Ciderpress
07-10-2025, 01:46 PM
Reminds me of my favorite line from any movie ever (it's at 2:13 apparently you can't embed time codes?):

gj_McbuXmrk

Swish
07-10-2025, 02:52 PM
Happy 4th neighbours o7

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-10-2025, 07:55 PM
^
Lol

My stepdad is the best griller I know. This is how his dogs feel lol

Ekco
07-11-2025, 02:02 AM
https://i.imgur.com/gfY9owG.png
https://i.imgur.com/ccYrZ8I.png
https://i.imgur.com/3y0UTQu.png

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 02:43 AM
Nope

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 02:46 AM
Honesty always the best policy

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 02:50 AM
Bro you could make it rain so hard at a strip club for the costs of those visits though, but I feel ya

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 03:24 AM
NGL I feel this way with adult’s stories fairly often as well

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 03:32 AM
Nah, I’m good

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 03:42 AM
.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 03:50 AM
..

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 03:53 AM
Only seen a tighter seal in a bag of marijuana about to be mailed

Hey same color

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 03:54 AM

magnetaress
07-11-2025, 10:58 AM
^
Lol

My stepdad is the best griller I know. This is how his dogs feel lol

My cats always get bitesized treats of the best bits cut directly from my plates hand fed.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 06:41 PM
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/li2o7CdyJkc

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 06:44 PM
Imagine what?

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 06:47 PM
.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 06:48 PM
Not today

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 06:51 PM
“Gor-la-mi”

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 06:59 PM
..

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 07:02 PM
Look on the bright side, you could be the poor Hispanic cleaning lady who has to clean up the set

Wipe down the loads before ICE gets here, Consuela

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 07:06 PM
Reminds me of the sad self aware robot from Rick n Morty

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 07:06 PM
O shit

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-11-2025, 07:08 PM
Clearly not a man of culture

Ekco
07-11-2025, 11:10 PM
Anyone else remember when you’d turn the old tv set off, you could put your hand up and feel the static

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-12-2025, 01:56 AM
Woman’s best friend and man’s best friend

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-12-2025, 02:05 AM
Pretty much

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-12-2025, 02:06 AM
“Yo, I’m Prison Mike!”

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-12-2025, 02:07 AM
Heh wut

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-12-2025, 02:08 AM
Get through the work day without getting fired by replacing _____________ with ____________

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-12-2025, 02:24 AM
I’m fishing for a 250lb tuna.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-12-2025, 02:26 AM
Reddit mods in a nutshell

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-12-2025, 02:27 AM

Duik
07-12-2025, 02:45 AM
Anyone else remember when you’d turn the old tv set off, you could put your hand up and feel the static

You (fellow) old fart

Ekco
07-12-2025, 04:15 AM
You (fellow) old fart

39 is the new 70

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-15-2025, 05:20 AM
.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-15-2025, 05:22 AM
..

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-15-2025, 05:32 AM
I’ll do it in a “i miss you” sort of way though

Ekco
07-15-2025, 06:14 AM
https://i.imgur.com/rvdHfyP.png

Ekco
07-15-2025, 06:14 AM
https://i.imgur.com/FPM4DGl.png

Ekco
07-15-2025, 06:16 AM
https://i.imgur.com/dQtNpBa.png
https://i.imgur.com/VDsBSjs.png
https://i.imgur.com/vGKvlx8.png

best meme Instagram account ive found in a while

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-16-2025, 03:24 AM
“Negro” is a little on the nose isn’t it, you effing Columbian racists

Dog has his hustle down pat though

Ekco
07-16-2025, 04:05 AM
Ku_CJUqM3tY

Jimjam
07-16-2025, 05:22 AM
OC06Z6lCB_Q

Duik
07-16-2025, 08:10 AM
Jimjam. Is that the music you used to get a colonoscopy to? Cuz if so, thats funny as fuck. My 11yr old asked to hear it again. Obviously cant wait for his 50th.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-16-2025, 11:03 PM
Wait, it’s not?

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-16-2025, 11:07 PM
Rager

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-16-2025, 11:08 PM
Priorities

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-16-2025, 11:16 PM
I think Plato said that

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-16-2025, 11:16 PM
Heh

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-16-2025, 11:17 PM
.

Swish
07-17-2025, 12:20 AM
,

magnetaress
07-17-2025, 12:33 AM
This thread was supposed to be cute bunnies n frogs n shit. Butt it is just fckn outa control now.

Ekco
07-17-2025, 01:04 AM
https://i.imgur.com/X7MqqM4.png

Swish
07-17-2025, 01:09 AM
PM me I'll do it

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-17-2025, 02:10 AM
Cute without scary to contrast it is no longer cute but just what is

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-17-2025, 02:11 AM
Mr bear just wants some cuddles and a nose boop

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-17-2025, 12:50 PM
Ernie likes to sit with his murder mittens neatly folded in front of him, like a proper lad

Ekco
07-17-2025, 05:32 PM
^chill kot


https://i.imgur.com/OsyIhbk.png

https://i.imgur.com/uNalFd7.png

Ekco
07-17-2025, 05:33 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Gob368I.png
https://i.imgur.com/Rhe5cuV.png

Ekco
07-17-2025, 05:34 PM
https://i.imgur.com/LyBRBJ7.png
https://i.imgur.com/5JeC6DO.png

Duik
07-17-2025, 06:07 PM
Oyy NopeNope, that cat of yours looks lonely, you better get another cat. Name it Burt.

OMFG, is your real name Burt? I will never be convinced otherwise.

P.S. Your secret is safe with me.

Ekco
07-18-2025, 05:44 PM
https://i.imgur.com/HkGZel4.png

shovelquest
07-18-2025, 06:15 PM
I love shane gillisis bit at the espys. "it never existed"

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-19-2025, 03:46 AM
Hmm

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-19-2025, 03:53 AM
.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-19-2025, 03:54 AM
..

Duik
07-19-2025, 06:52 AM
Found one for NopeNope.

https://imgur.com/O2uAyel.png

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-20-2025, 12:03 AM
^
lol

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-20-2025, 12:07 AM
I’d be coming out as Pyramid Head dragging a giant rusted metal sword

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-20-2025, 12:16 AM
.

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-20-2025, 12:18 AM
..

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-21-2025, 07:59 PM
..,

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-21-2025, 08:00 PM
Yep

Ekco
07-21-2025, 11:00 PM
https://i.imgur.com/oVHsElu.png

Swish
07-22-2025, 01:20 AM
:o

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-22-2025, 02:58 AM
.,

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-22-2025, 02:59 AM
Life comes at you fast

Swish
07-22-2025, 12:58 PM
That's an oldish meme, I wonder if the dude is still alive or worked to death lmao

Ekco
07-24-2025, 09:31 AM
https://i.imgur.com/EuWslVM.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/m2rvJoW.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/BB8Vks0.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/0XFCJ2W.png

Ekco
07-24-2025, 12:09 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Pcdk9eu.jpeg
/
https://i.imgur.com/CYwYiAa.jpeg
/
https://i.imgur.com/MccsapJ.png
^ every close call i ever got in with my Honda i thanked a Shinto priest for protecting me lulz

Ekco
07-25-2025, 03:15 AM
https://i.imgur.com/uZ7v2NQ.png

Ekco
07-25-2025, 03:17 AM
https://i.imgur.com/fFW7yJY.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/toM4TwB.jpeg

Ekco
07-25-2025, 03:21 AM
https://i.imgur.com/dQytd3b.jpeg

Ekco
07-26-2025, 03:04 AM
https://i.imgur.com/JASwTyJ.png

Swish
07-26-2025, 07:28 PM
I just bought the SP Gameboy Advance that had a backlight and laughed at anyone who had to use those wacky accessories lol

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-27-2025, 03:10 AM
I bet it takes them a really long time to throw up

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-27-2025, 03:11 AM
Fat cat

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-27-2025, 03:13 AM
Carlos, can you plz unload the wheelbarrow

Working the jobs Americans don’t want

Ekco
07-27-2025, 04:33 PM
https://i.imgur.com/k14aHpu.jpeg
[insert your own joke]

Ekco
07-27-2025, 05:07 PM
https://i.imgur.com/al9oDkN.png

Swish
07-27-2025, 05:45 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXXNwQ1WMAAlLcP?format=jpg&name=small

Ekco
07-27-2025, 11:16 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ONwPXuK.png

with option B they automatically become bi-pedal and speak English according to Disney i think.

Disney utilizes varying levels of anthropomorphism in its animal characters. Some, like Goofy, are highly anthropomorphic, exhibiting human-like behaviors such as walking on two legs, speaking, and wearing clothes.

Others, like Pluto, remain more realistic and dog-like, walking on all fours and generally not wearing clothing (except for a collar).

real question is, is dog A like Pluto or does wearing the pants (obviously incorrectly mind you, what kind of savage would pick option A as valid) grant him semi-cognitive powers like a evolutionary step in the correct direction of option B pant choice or provide no magical powers at all.

Reiwa
07-27-2025, 11:32 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXXNwQ1WMAAlLcP?format=jpg&name=small

Shirts cover the tummy, therefore only option B is viable.

Otherwise it would be some kind of dog-cloak and that's just ridiculous.

Ekco
07-28-2025, 08:15 PM
https://i.imgur.com/uytXdiE.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/YzdhYcD.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/BJdRg3i.jpeg

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-28-2025, 09:07 PM
Boxing and MMA organizations might be keeping tabs on this absolute badass of a baby

Swish
07-28-2025, 11:12 PM
That's put India even further down on my list of places to visit lol

shovelquest
07-28-2025, 11:17 PM
Shirts cover the tummy, therefore only option B is viable.

Otherwise it would be some kind of dog-cloak and that's just ridiculous.

did you say tummy because of the context of a dog?

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-29-2025, 04:07 AM
Hunter Biden’s Good Housekeeping magazine

NopeNopeNopeNope
07-29-2025, 04:08 AM
Tit seems kinda small

Ekco
07-29-2025, 04:22 AM
https://i.imgur.com/JGqwNkt.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/o8aB64i.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/sOUs7fi.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/0a9fpiL.jpeg

Swish
07-29-2025, 10:07 PM
Ahh wrestling memes :)

Duik
07-30-2025, 07:18 AM
https://imgur.com/Vyb4AT0.jpeg

Swish
07-30-2025, 09:08 AM
..

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-01-2025, 03:17 AM
.

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-01-2025, 03:18 AM
..

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-01-2025, 03:19 AM

Reiwa
08-01-2025, 03:38 AM
https://imgur.com/Vyb4AT0.jpeg

Does this pass muster for you? It's obviously fake.

Ekco
08-01-2025, 03:44 AM
It's obviously fake.

i got mad when i realized most the funny text memes are created by 1 person sending the messages to themselves, it's art, it's the canvas it's w/e

Duik
08-01-2025, 08:15 AM
I was told we wouldnt be fact checked.

Ekco
08-01-2025, 02:38 PM
https://i.imgur.com/puQJ7iY.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/Vqw0kIp.jpeg

Duik
08-01-2025, 07:14 PM
You cant spell advertisements without "semen" between the tits is skeletors best quote ever.

And i will be thinking aboit this all day now.

Also helps with spelling advertisements correctly.

Jimjam
08-02-2025, 03:19 AM
Truly the most cromulent episode of Transformer Cats!

Ekco
08-03-2025, 03:16 AM
https://i.imgur.com/nm6jBKW.jpeg

Swish
08-03-2025, 05:41 PM
Doing twisted things in The Sims is as old as the game, and probably the only thing to make it enjoyable :o

Ekco
08-03-2025, 06:09 PM
i'm going to post progressively more fucked up memes until i catch a hammer i think /s

semen and tits skeletor was fine

let's vibe check DnD buttplugs

https://i.imgur.com/cdE8zNR.png

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-03-2025, 09:29 PM
i'm going to post progressively more fucked up memes until i catch a hammer i think /s


Karma requires I must combat this negative energy with good energy

https://i.imgur.com/DsCfu7L_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4665481053.0909/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-04-2025, 12:33 AM
I hate having to upload this shit to imgur

https://i.imgur.com/ob1OX0v_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-04-2025, 01:09 AM
If officer Bobby is walking up putting on plastic gloves saying he just wants to talk, officer Bobby does not just want to talk

https://i.imgur.com/eEXMo1V_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-04-2025, 01:11 AM
https://i.imgur.com/4q3fZx5_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-04-2025, 01:14 AM
He might snatch the chicken off your plate but he just playin

https://i.imgur.com/RXhmsi9_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-04-2025, 01:17 AM
Or to have just bought a bunch of bulk groceries, whoops

Or to have to go to the bathroom really bad just before, well that’s everyone else’s problem now

https://i.imgur.com/jTsJy1L_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

Swish
08-04-2025, 01:40 AM
Smart, but it still looks like a wall to me...

https://i.imgur.com/hutVPdu.jpeg

Ekco
08-04-2025, 04:34 AM
Karma requires I must combat this negative energy with good energy


Roger Roger

https://i.imgur.com/Pkwz8X1.png

Duik
08-04-2025, 06:46 AM
Is that a HoBot?

Ann Droid of Green Cables?

(Electronic) Diary of Ann Droid?

Ekco
08-04-2025, 06:56 AM
all i know is Obi Wan would not approve.
https://i.imgur.com/TFpHs3A.png

Ekco
08-04-2025, 07:05 AM
https://i.imgur.com/2skUFZv.jpeg

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-04-2025, 03:04 PM
^
lol

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-04-2025, 03:10 PM
Accurate. I do

https://i.imgur.com/LJmp47Y_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

Ekco
08-04-2025, 03:26 PM
Accurate. I do

https://i.imgur.com/LJmp47Y_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

https://i.imgur.com/91SjjU8.png

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-04-2025, 06:47 PM
Sorry, I only date bad girls, not good girls

https://i.imgur.com/HhMMdvj_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-04-2025, 06:49 PM
Proof Cerberus exists

https://i.imgur.com/kba58tM_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

Duik
08-04-2025, 08:11 PM
Pity post for Ekco.
Also fuck I.G.A for changing the isles. I grabbed a box of tampons instead of straws! Now i get suck the cock sucking cowboy cocktails as I drive.

Thanks Obama!

Ekco
08-04-2025, 08:25 PM
Pity post for Ekco.

thanks.


Also fuck I.G.A for changing the isles. I grabbed a box of tampons instead of straws! Now i get suck the cock sucking cowboy cocktails as I drive.

Thanks Obama!

i thought for a good minute and i got nothing for this one. something something soak the tampons in the cocktail and shove it up your ass, will get you drunker

Duik
08-04-2025, 08:56 PM
i thought for a good minute and i got nothing for this one. something something soak the tampons in the cocktail and shove it up your ass, will get you drunker

Would that make me an enema of the State of Intoxication?

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-04-2025, 09:12 PM
https://i.imgur.com/5gvKxKD_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

Duik
08-04-2025, 09:33 PM
Does that cat have an OF? Only Felines?

Swish
08-04-2025, 10:15 PM
Look at the floof on that tail, its even a well groomed cat.

Swish
08-04-2025, 10:17 PM
https://i.imgur.com/1CnNqAO.jpeg

Duik
08-04-2025, 10:20 PM
Wow, Gene Simmons aged badly.
I always thought he was bassed.

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-05-2025, 01:25 PM
Goose: you reppin the wrong colors on this block, foo’!”

https://i.imgur.com/71pdNkN_d.webp?maxwidth=760&fidelity=grand

Reiwa
08-08-2025, 03:01 PM
Report: Nintendo of America Once Suggested Pikachu Should Look Like 'A Kind of a Tabby Cat With Huge Breasts' (https://www.ign.com/articles/report-examines-claim-nintendo-of-america-once-suggested-pikachu-should-look-like-a-kind-of-a-tabby-cat-with-huge-breasts)

I forget where the Mario post went so it goes here.

Ekco
08-08-2025, 03:05 PM
[Once Suggested Pikachu Should Look Like 'A Kind of a Tabby Cat With Huge Breasts


checks out

https://i.imgur.com/e86G5g9.png

Swish
08-08-2025, 07:13 PM
https://i.imgur.com/KfpUvoO.jpeg

NopeNopeNopeNope
08-08-2025, 08:40 PM
Report: Nintendo of America Once Suggested Pikachu Should Look Like 'A Kind of a Tabby Cat With Huge Breasts' (https://www.ign.com/articles/report-examines-claim-nintendo-of-america-once-suggested-pikachu-should-look-like-a-kind-of-a-tabby-cat-with-huge-breasts)

I forget where the Mario post went so it goes here.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHrHfaGUcAIDvHr.jpg

Reiwa
08-08-2025, 11:08 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHrHfaGUcAIDvHr.jpg

Oh no I can't unsee that.

Duik
08-09-2025, 01:37 AM
Why would you wanna unsee that?

Ekco
08-09-2025, 07:45 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Jag3sy7.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/1lIkKft.jpeg

Ekco
08-09-2025, 07:46 AM
https://i.imgur.com/e7csZ4f.png

this video i took this screenshot from is actually crazy

Duik
08-09-2025, 08:16 AM
It is crazy you all are on the wrong fucken side of the road.