Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul

[Ekco]

prediction thread.

mine is Mike kills him round 1

[shovelquest]

Mike first punch!

Logan because life sucks.

[Reiwa]

There's no good outcome for Jake Paul.

Either he knocks out someone who was washed 20 years ago or gets knocked out by someone who was washed 20 years ago.

That said, rooting for Tyson to give him brain damage.

[shovelquest]

I hope one of these next boxers knocks the others top off.

[Barik]

There is a marketing strategy, people want to see Jake or Logan Paul's ass kicked but it never happens and thus it repeats the cycle. They're using 14oz gloves for fuck sake, if you don't think this is staged like a WWE match then snap into a slimjim.

[Duik]

What with all the (betting) money riding on this fight and the fact they are both douche bags.

Which ever one is payed the most to take a dive will "win".

Predict win for promoters/bookmakers.

[Reiwa]

I hope one of these next boxers knocks the others top off.

I like how the white boxer lady is just wandering around the ring like she's shopping at the mall

[shovelquest]

When I said top off I didn't mean her fricken scalp

[shovelquest]

Katie Taylor vs. Amanda Serrano

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[shovelquest]

I like how the white boxer lady is just wandering around the ring like she's shopping at the mall

:D:D:D

Yea men!

haha

[shovelquest]

well that was a great fight and great showmanship. Guess women are here to stay dammit.

[Reiwa]

Horseshit. The white lady clearly got her ass beat.

[shovelquest]

Oh of course when she loses it's everyone's fault but her own.

[Duik]

I cant believe you lot think this is real.

Lolocaust.

[shovelquest]

If you can't enjoy this what are we even trying to save.

[shovelquest]

This is hilarious. Jakes slow walk up.

That last fight was brutal I cant wait to see this.

[arvidez]

debbie downer's conspiracy aside, i am hoping to see a little of the old champ. had to move to my phone.

[shovelquest]

well I think that was great. That was really respectful. Now they can both be best friends and say they won and boxing is great and nobody is sad.

https://i.imgur.com/loz31hx.png

[Reiwa]

The girl fight was much better.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Was out with this gal and had to miss it, who won? I’ll try to pirate the highlights on YouTube or something tomorrow

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Apparently Jake Paul won, and then went on record saying he wants to box Bernie Sanders next

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

For Reiwa:

My thoughts on the vid (some Doctor commenting on the fight) are:

- Brain atrophy can be mitigated by doing cardio, speaking a second language, playing an instrument, or doing puzzles. Was Mike doing any of these? Probably not, other than a bit of cardio in prep for the fight. To my knowledge surgeons still perform life or death surgical procedures past the age of 58, so why doesn’t this doctor pearl clutch about their degraded motor coordination?

- There are dudes doing very well in Ironmans and ultra marathons past 60. I didn’t watch the fight, but I’m guessing Mike had garbage cardio. When you have garbage cardio, your punches lose their power and therefore their threat, and the entire fight dynamic changes. The opponent is no longer concerned with defense as much and can simply tee off on them for the remainder of the fight

- Just because someone is on TRT and has big muscles…does…not….make…them…fit. Mike or someone else could have done better had they been taking better care of themselves and continuing to train + doing things to combat aging rather than just lifting and injecting test


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=29xrRk70shA

[shovelquest]

I think it was great and once again a bunch of people who have no lives are going to unpack it like it's the decline of western civilization.

[Duik]

Im pleased that you are pleased some fake famous YT twat made bank. You get that bit right?

Best line of the after party was the jr twat telling tyson he'd kill him in a fight. Respect right there.

Anywho, keep up the good work guys. You know where the money is.
YT twat said the quiet bit out loud at the end there. It was not about that bout, it was about being able to choose his next opponent. Based purely on his financial influence on the boxing.

In before you gumbies say why was i watching it. The kids and their mother watched it.
I was washing dishes.
That was the better option for me.

[shovelquest]

You know what wasn't fake? The actual title bout of the evening: Katie Taylor vs. Amanda Serrano.

Seems to me like the whole thing was set up for that. JP and Tyson were just the entertainment.

I was watching it to re-create me watching tyson with my dad.

I will give tyson one thing though, lets all give him credit for that first 45 seconds. If you watch that, it looks like 1986 all over again. Tyson came bursting out of the corner swinging so fast it was awesome to see that again.

Then at the end of round 2 he sat down like a dad not a boxer.

By round 3 i was kind of worried mike was gonna get hurt and felt a little bad. But I think by round 4 I knew that JP had won by decision already, and he wasn't gonna knock him down.

I feel like it was one of those sports memes we all get emotional watching when they let the special needs kid win.

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The real fight was the ladies, the men were just the cheerleaders last night.

[shovelquest]

Also the men's boxing outfits were glittered with diamonds and pink meanwhile the female's were covered in blood and sinew. :o

[arvidez]

You know what wasn't fake? The actual title bout of the evening: Katie Taylor vs. Amanda Serrano.

Seems to me like the whole thing was set up for that. JP and Tyson were just the entertainment.

I was watching it to re-create me watching tyson with my dad.

I will give tyson one thing though, lets all give him credit for that first 45 seconds. If you watch that, it looks like 1986 all over again. Tyson came bursting out of the corner swinging so fast it was awesome to see that again.

Then at the end of round 2 he sat down like a dad not a boxer.

By round 3 i was kind of worried mike was gonna get hurt and felt a little bad. But I think by round 4 I knew that JP had won by decision already, and he wasn't gonna knock him down.

I feel like it was one of those sports memes we all get emotional watching when they let the special needs kid win.


The real fight was the ladies, the men were just the cheerleaders last night.

the ladies of boxing/mma are definitely throwing straighter punches these days.

was not a fan of JP coming in, but the way he managed the fight and considering the crowd he gathered for the women's bout...

to the anti-capitalist, a subtweet: /sarc someone made money?? i hate them!! i am not jealous! i am another emotion i cannot name!

[Duik]

It's not that the fuckwad made bank my friend it is the way he tricks the stupid (you guys) into thinking it is real boxing entertainment.
He as much said at the end. Now that I have beaten on this famous old man I can choose my next money making bout.
Pathetic and embarrassing for you and him. But you lot dont seem to care and lap his dribble up. He "managed" the fight by paying tyson 20mil. Not by controlling his opponent. Like Ali would have (and did do). It was widely believed Ali wanted the paying public to get their monies worth. No 1st round knockouts for him. Whether true or not the proof would be the length of his bouts and the outcomes.
YT dweeb pays for outcomes. Ali et al fought for them.

Ali and sugar ray and those of their ilk did whip up interest with smack talk and the such. But at least they could box and fought the best to prove they should keep a belt or title.

This new guy is just pathetic. He isnt a boxer. He is a dancer. Kudos if you can trick yaself into believing it is anything else.

I feel sorry for you. No I dont. You deserve it.

[Reiwa]

For Reiwa:

My thoughts on the vid (some Doctor commenting on the fight) are:

- Brain atrophy can be mitigated by doing cardio, speaking a second language, playing an instrument, or doing puzzles. Was Mike doing any of these? Probably not, other than a bit of cardio in prep for the fight. To my knowledge surgeons still perform life or death surgical procedures past the age of 58, so why doesn’t this doctor pearl clutch about their degraded motor coordination?

- There are dudes doing very well in Ironmans and ultra marathons past 60. I didn’t watch the fight, but I’m guessing Mike had garbage cardio. When you have garbage cardio, your punches lose their power and therefore their threat, and the entire fight dynamic changes. The opponent is no longer concerned with defense as much and can simply tee off on them for the remainder of the fight

- Just because someone is on TRT and has big muscles…does…not….make…them…fit. Mike or someone else could have done better had they been taking better care of themselves and continuing to train + doing things to combat aging rather than just lifting and injecting test


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=29xrRk70shA

I think Tyson got $20m for just kinda trying. Kinda hard to say grandpas shouldn't be allowed to get that $ really.

From 2005 I believe:

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[Reiwa]

He's also become a real ass dude who has no filter when talking to children

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[Reiwa]

Im pleased that you are pleased some fake famous YT twat made bank. You get that bit right?

Best line of the after party was the jr twat telling tyson he'd kill him in a fight. Respect right there.

Anywho, keep up the good work guys. You know where the money is.
YT twat said the quiet bit out loud at the end there. It was not about that bout, it was about being able to choose his next opponent. Based purely on his financial influence on the boxing.

In before you gumbies say why was i watching it. The kids and their mother watched it.
I was washing dishes.
That was the better option for me.

I don't think JP has fought anyone consequential up until now and will have to do so after this. There's nowhere else to go.

Count me with the cohort who will pirate the youtube fuckhead getting his face rearranged.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

He's also become a real ass dude who has no filter when talking to children


Yea way to tell a little kid that nothing matters because we’re all gonna die anyway so why try

I could understand if part of his nihilism is atheism (not sure if he even is atheist) assuming there’s no such thing as an afterlife, but even setting aside religion, his own children are part of his legacy

Rather than assuming he thinks his children don’t matter….I’ll just chalk it up to CTE

[arvidez]

It's not that the fuckwad made bank my friend it is the way he tricks the stupid (you guys) into thinking it is real boxing entertainment.
He as much said at the end. Now that I have beaten on this famous old man I can choose my next money making bout.
Pathetic and embarrassing for you and him. But you lot dont seem to care and lap his dribble up. He "managed" the fight by paying tyson 20mil. Not by controlling his opponent. Like Ali would have (and did do). It was widely believed Ali wanted the paying public to get their monies worth. No 1st round knockouts for him. Whether true or not the proof would be the length of his bouts and the outcomes.
YT dweeb pays for outcomes. Ali et al fought for them.

Ali and sugar ray and those of their ilk did whip up interest with smack talk and the such. But at least they could box and fought the best to prove they should keep a belt or title.

This new guy is just pathetic. He isnt a boxer. He is a dancer. Kudos if you can trick yaself into believing it is anything else.

I feel sorry for you. No I dont. You deserve it.

we agree is boxing is a gimmick. we disagree that he didnt earn his money (60 mil households watched) and that the persona we are offered is really who he is.
to be vulnerable for a second, i really liked his walk to ring with his brother. him taking in the moment had a real quality of innocence.

mike looked like Morla on his walk, and i thought he looked like his back was out haha

[Ekco]

(not sure if he even is atheist)
He converted to islam like 20-30 years ago, apparently still is said it in a Bill maher interview 2 years ago.

"i want to eat his children, praise be to Allah" is still the coldest shit any boxer has said to another


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[shovelquest]

the haters are mad that we are happy our childhood hero is happy.


Mike Tyson
@MikeTyson
This is one of those situations when you lost but still won. I’m grateful for last night. No regrets to get in ring one last time.

I almost died in June. Had 8 blood transfusions. Lost half my blood and 25lbs in hospital and had to fight to get healthy to fight so I won.

To have my children see me stand toe to toe and finish 8 rounds with a talented fighter half my age in front of a packed Dallas Cowboy stadium is an experience that no man has the right to ask for. Thank you ��

#PaulTyson

Fucking beautiful to see some light in this dark world we've been stuck in.

[arvidez]

the haters are mad that we are happy our childhood hero is happy.

ooh mike tyson vs bo jackson

[spoil]

Fucking beautiful to see some light in this dark world we've been stuck in.

Disu1pFOOLQ

[Duik]

we agree is boxing is a gimmick. we disagree that he didnt earn his money (60 mil households watched) and that the persona we are offered is really who he is.
to be vulnerable for a second, i really liked his walk to ring with his brother. him taking in the moment had a real quality of innocence.

mike looked like Morla on his walk, and i thought he looked like his back was out haha

You are the only one showing their innocence here if you believe any of that was real. You have heard of acting right?
What a total gimboid.

Enjoy your next Netflix date wiff the YT twat. I hope he proposes. It will be real.

[Duik]

the haters are mad that we are happy our childhood hero is happy.




Fucking beautiful to see some light in this dark world we've been stuck in.

Rapey McRape Face is your childhood hero? The Van Goghinator is still your hero?
What does one have to do to lose "hero" status with you guys here?

NVM.

[shovelquest]

Im pretty sure it was a real duel to the death.

Im here to watch people die that's the only true sport.

[shovelquest]

Rapey McRape Face is your childhood hero?

Absolutly, who's yours? Sinwar?

[Duik]

What is a sinwar?

[shovelquest]

What is a sinwar?

https://i.imgur.com/8M39uOh.png

[Reiwa]

Rapey McRape Face is your childhood hero? The Van Goghinator is still your hero?


I forgot about that. The old Tyson would have popped Paul a brutal uppercut when he did the bowing bullshit at the end.

He's not an animal anymore. :(

[shovelquest]

I loved how he was biting his glove wtf I never seen that before. People are so strange.

[arvidez]

that name is really something

[Ciderpress]

Jake Paul beat another old guy. Good job, jake paul.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

I remember hearing pre-fight that Mike was saying he wanted to make the fight against Jake the beginning of boxing again

Would be a mini-win if he has an epiphany and says “man I sucked because I gassed out. I need to start running up hills and staying year-round ready for a fight” and accidentally ends up adding like 5+ years to his life

I guess it’s still a lose because especially if he kept boxing it could be a hazy, psychotic and rage-filled extra 5+ years due to CTE

[BigChief]

I remember hearing pre-fight that Mike was saying he wanted to make the fight against Jake the beginning of boxing again

Would be a mini-win if he has an epiphany and says “man I sucked because I gassed out. I need to start running up hills and staying year-round ready for a fight” and accidentally ends up adding like 5+ years to his life

I guess it’s still a lose because especially if he kept boxing it could be a hazy, psychotic and rage-filled extra 5+ years due to CTE

His knees are shot, they don't get better from running.

[shovelquest]

I guess it’s still a lose because especially if he kept boxing it could be a hazy, psychotic and rage-filled extra 5+ years due to CTE

Based on this conversation I think he'd be ok with that. :p

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[NopeNopeNopeNope]

His knees are shot, they don't get better from running.

Oh ya, I heard he has arthritis or something so anything high impact might be out. Could always swim though, I’m sure he has a pool and swimming is very good for endurance

Yea, I meant “running uphill” moreso as a figure of speech. I’ve heard that if the your goal is to become better at a sport, especially endurance-wise, then one of the best ways is simply to perform that sport to some fashion in an aerobic capacity. The body is very good at becoming better at what it is doing. Although I dunno why if the arthritis is bad or he has shot knees, would he think he can get serious about boxing competitively again considering how important fast footwork seems to be

[Swish]

I think everyone's main takeaway from this fight is what to do to not slow down mentally/physically as you get older...at least that's what I'm reading every time i see comments for what happened lol

[shovelquest]

Don't let the old man in, my old man used to say.

[Elizondo]

Clickbait disguised as a 'boxing' match

[Duik]

Zondo gets it.

[Ciderpress]

My main takeaway from this past weekend's big combat sports events is that jake paul and jon jones both need to shave their big gross beards. You *know* there's food in there. For some reason food being stuck in people's beards is the grossest thing in the world to me, more so than actual poop stuff.

[shovelquest]

Clickbait disguised as a 'boxing' match

aka Bitcoin.

[Ekco]

aka Bitcoin.

1 buttcoin is now worth more than the average Americans retirement plan, that's objectively more real than whatever transpired at the AT&T stadium that night.

[shovelquest]

1 buttcoin is now worth more than the average Americans retirement plan

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[BigChief]

Mike is almost 60 and walks with a cane.

Anyone who knows anything about boxing knows Mike was never going to knock him out with those big 14 oz gloves they used.

[shovelquest]

Mike is almost 60 and walks with a cane.

Anyone who knows anything about boxing knows Mike was never going to knock him out with those big 14 oz gloves they used.

To be fair the first 45 seconds was pure old school Iron Mike Tyson (he deserves the credit for that hard work).

And old school mike used to knock out his opponents in less than 30 seconds. So... there was a chance JP could have been on his back unconscious right out the gate.

[bardercase]

i think mike tyson loses becouse the money