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Tewaz
07-25-2011, 06:50 PM
What are your favorite names from Live or Project 1999.

I always loved:

Anonymous Nosurname

and

Ubar Thunderfist (I think)

And I know everyone will plug their own because we all think we are so clever so...

Tewaz Thnitebfrxmas (I think, can't remember it exactly)

Vohl
07-25-2011, 07:08 PM
From live:

Happy Ratsmasher (Male Halfling Warrior)
Myass Isbangin (Female Dwarf Cleric - with beard)
Herculeez Herculeez (Male Halfling Warrior)

Ektar
07-25-2011, 07:18 PM
Erana Ressurektar (my cleric alt) I'm proud of. Thought up by a real live girl, too.

I've also seen many clever names out there but I caaaaan't recall any specifically at the moment. So not only tossing my own in because I tihnk it's the best :p

gprater
07-25-2011, 07:26 PM
Not too creative in the toon naming dept, but Ive always thought a good halfling name was Tosgo Wobblebottom

Autotune
07-25-2011, 07:27 PM
Stealin Camps


/end

Kope
07-25-2011, 07:29 PM
Mine:

Kope Asetic (just because I had to plug my own)

Other's fav:

Bearpigman Manbearpig

Kobias
07-25-2011, 07:29 PM
Kidney Snatcher

My Necro =)

PurelyElf
07-25-2011, 07:31 PM
There was an ogre shaman in an ally guild on vz named Bowvine PartyCow. He would do some very fun light rp that made me smile :D

*cannibalize*
"Bowvine milks it guuud"

ily PartyCow

Webwolf
07-25-2011, 07:47 PM
Kidney Snatcher

that one made me lol

username17
07-25-2011, 08:04 PM
Froaka Cola

Froglok something, can't remember what class.

Xxtayce
07-25-2011, 08:18 PM
Mine:

Kope Asetic (just because I had to plug my own)



I've seen you around and always thought it was a great name! :D

I'm afraid to mention the names I like here in case they're accidentally a violation; I don't want to get anyone's name changed without realizing it. :rolleyes:

On live, I liked:

Gylik Gyrl (iksar monk)
Maloscat L'drinktothat (barb rogue)
Stolyn Goods (de rogue)

umm I'll think of more, I'm sure.

Sofaqing
07-25-2011, 09:24 PM
Mine:

Kope Asetic (just because I had to plug my own)

Other's fav:

Bearpigman Manbearpig

:p

Darian
07-25-2011, 10:48 PM
[Generic cleric name] Rezdyomommalastnight

Sinlea
07-25-2011, 11:30 PM
Vittra Viscera and Sinlea Scythe obviouslyy

Loke
07-26-2011, 01:31 AM
Kinsavvt (not to be confused with Kinsawt).

Hes pretty fly.

Slave
07-26-2011, 01:44 AM
Oh I must have the wrong place, I thought this was the favorite character name thread.

Cfred0-
07-26-2011, 02:10 AM
Morningwood Pointypants, my gnome cleric on live

falkun
07-26-2011, 07:31 AM
From Live:
HEF RNG: Arme Geddon
HIE CLR: Phules Golde
ERU CLR: Tuber Q`Losis
HEF BRD: Deajay (me!)

William_Munny15
07-26-2011, 07:52 AM
On live I saw a necro Ammitty Ville thought it was pretty cool

Nytewind TP
07-26-2011, 08:29 AM
On live I saw a necro Ammitty Ville thought it was pretty cool

I like that one...

The one from live back in the day I thought was cool and still remember was:
Raginn Hurricane

hkic
07-26-2011, 09:00 AM
i saw this guys name it was _______ Footpenis. i thought that was hilarious though they did remove his surname. bastardss!

Shabaza
07-26-2011, 09:08 AM
1. Buffnix Rezznix (cleric)
2. Heintz Ketchup (ogre)
3. Akku Mulator (troll)
4. tseuqreve (read it from behind)

Messianic
07-26-2011, 09:08 AM
A lot of win in this thread...

Bearpigman Manbearpig

I'll plug Dontaze, to whom I said "please tell me your surname will be 'Mebro'" a long time ago...

Tewaz
07-26-2011, 09:15 AM
I'll plug Dontaze, to whom I said "please tell me your surname will be 'Mebro'" a long time ago...

My head just exploded from that one lol.

Qauz
07-26-2011, 09:18 AM
Petattack Hookers

Kope
07-26-2011, 11:59 AM
Knowe Remorse

Wildd Thang

Speedling
07-26-2011, 12:01 PM
I own a level 1 sk named Harmtouch.

Lady_Omelia
07-26-2011, 12:06 PM
^^ UUU. seriously.

there was a dwarf cleric on bertoxx named Grimes McFilthy

WizardEQ
07-26-2011, 12:10 PM
Fizz Le

Guess what class.

Fromage
07-26-2011, 12:14 PM
Halfling druid called Dolly Portin
Half elf bard called Halfelf Bard
Troll shaman named Forum ,shows up on /who as Forum (Troll)

Knuckle
07-26-2011, 12:17 PM
all these names suck

Safon
07-26-2011, 12:24 PM
all these names suck

Painfully so

Buddhist
07-26-2011, 12:24 PM
On live seen a iksar monk named Dojacronicas Bongwata and a gnome cleric, Bodynok Rottenbottom

Extunarian
07-26-2011, 12:56 PM
all these names suck

They mostly do, but I did like the Forum (Troll) trick.

Zorpa
07-26-2011, 12:57 PM
Medical Mishap - a dwarf cleric on live, Karana server

Vendar
07-26-2011, 01:00 PM
Milky Way
Snifin Glue
Fonzo Relli
Nolife Atall
Bodda Bing
Reipen Pillage

Farkle
07-26-2011, 01:01 PM
There was a monk on live in the tunare or povar server named Bates. We all know what happened when he leveled up, he became a master.

I had a gnome cleric named Humpin Anathrustin

My buddies and I made 4 gnomes on the team zek server during live and named them Headz, Shoulderz, Kneez, and Toez.

aresprophet
07-26-2011, 01:06 PM
My ench alt:

Bright Ambassador

Safon
07-26-2011, 06:17 PM
That's because there are a bunch of petty faggots that report people for any names with originality.

People are more concerned with reporting each other and playing name police rather than playing a video game to have fun. Amazing how many people here never graduated from a 1999 school of thought.

He mad

Motec
07-26-2011, 08:54 PM
Iiched todeath (necro)
Itsa tarp
necroma ncer
Upskirt perspective (halfling rog)

Seaweedpimp
07-26-2011, 10:32 PM
me

Sinlea
07-26-2011, 10:59 PM
I'm not sure if anyone said Fatch Icks... but yeah. lol

Jjlent
07-27-2011, 02:17 AM
Jjlent Buffhealer from povar, GMFG, thread has been won



Jjlent-60 Monk
Blane-54 Necro

Envious
07-27-2011, 03:12 AM
Saw 2 guys in WW today,

Mrawesome and Mayosquirt. Dunno surnames. But those are pretty good.

Striiker
07-27-2011, 08:45 AM
On live I LOL'd when I saw a guy named Pong Lenis.
Also, I had a good laugh on live when Fork defeated Spoon in a battle to the death. (A reference to the old Campbell's Chunky Soup commercials.)

Taminy
07-27-2011, 02:06 PM
Totally stupid names from live but for some reason I found them funny:

Sluj Hammer
Hungry Dahippo
Falli Wantsacracker

At least I admit they're stupid.


Also, I had a good laugh on live when Fork defeated Spoon in a battle to the death. (A reference to the old Campbell's Chunky Soup commercials.)

On CT there was a duel message, Ewerquist has defeated Rulflife in a duel to the death. (or some other bastardized spellings of Everquest and Reallife). Also stupid but I liked it.

deakolt
07-27-2011, 02:21 PM
Buckfutter Buttersucker.

most glorious name ever.

Then his name got changed to some shitty random generator name. Fucking GMs

Arkanjil
07-27-2011, 03:00 PM
Saw one today I liked.

Meddlin Kids. WTG Scooby Doo reference!

Kope
07-27-2011, 03:05 PM
False Hope (de sk)

Zorpa
07-27-2011, 05:03 PM
I almost forgot about this but on live Karana server right after 9/11 I got a bright idea. I started a Erudite named Osamabinladen. I sat at EC tunnel auctioning 10pp to kill me. I made a few plats before a GM changed my name on me.

You should have heard the uproar of people chewing me out in OOC. :D

Vermicelli
07-27-2011, 06:16 PM
I have loved the name Aadill Pickle since I first saw him, especially because he is a ranger in green Thorny Vine armor =)

Skrimp
07-27-2011, 06:54 PM
False Hope (de sk)

The names you are posting are either

A) Really common

B) Because you played on TZ

Kope
07-27-2011, 06:56 PM
I played on TZ :P

Skrimp
07-27-2011, 06:59 PM
I played on TZ :P

Well not to stroke you too much, but so did I. And if those were your chars, you were a dam good player. If not, It would be cool to know who you were.

Maze513
07-27-2011, 07:59 PM
Back on Brell was a name Ill never forget

Fistinface Bootinhead

Grahm
07-28-2011, 03:24 AM
I almost forgot about this but on live Karana server right after 9/11 I got a bright idea. I started a Erudite named Osamabinladen. I sat at EC tunnel auctioning 10pp to kill me. I made a few plats before a GM changed my name on me.

You should have heard the uproar of people chewing me out in OOC. :D

Yeah. Screw you.

In other news...on bertoxulous...I had a bunch of chars i had/knew...

Turnup Theradio (bard)
Grilled Cheese (warrior)
Light Bulb (Monk)
Grahm Crackercrumbs...wouldnt let me have cracker (necro)
Phallis Bighead (warrior) was a friend but got changed to blackenphallis or something like that.
Beef Jerkey (SK)

Dannermax
07-28-2011, 03:43 AM
Back on live my druid was called: Frasier Crane (has nothing to do with roleplaying.. I know).

And on P1999 my necro is now called: Frasier Mortician. Pretty original right?

Comapavik
07-29-2011, 08:30 AM
Saw a guy here named Shamewow Hookerpunch. I thought it was hilarious.

Cyrano
07-29-2011, 08:46 AM
Brogre Christ.

On live there was a guy named Wikkiwikwikkwikki Wikkwikiwikwikwiki or something like that.

I also saw Karlmalone and Johnstockton duoing once.

Tumdumm
07-29-2011, 09:00 AM
funny druzzil ro names circa mid 00's:

Reaper Reaper Reaper leader of the guild Reaper
Dieinafire Plzthx

thats all i remember

Xxtayce
07-29-2011, 09:04 AM
This thread would be a lot better if people weren't using it to brag about the names they created for themselves that they thought were clever.

Somekid123
07-29-2011, 12:18 PM
Melatonin Nightmares, a monk here on Pro99.

deakolt
07-29-2011, 12:57 PM
This thread would be a lot better if people weren't using it to brag about the names they created for themselves that they thought were clever.

thread would suck anyways /fail

Tewaz
07-29-2011, 01:23 PM
I saw an ogre named Butterbean last night, that cracked me up.

Mirakk82
07-29-2011, 01:25 PM
These names are all full of failure

Messianic
07-29-2011, 01:28 PM
These names are all full of failure

Right, and "Boobie Taunt" was worth a sticky...

SynnMalache
09-17-2011, 02:49 AM
One of my favorites on Live was a High Elf Wiz guildmate of mine named Rajun. He managed to get Hardawn past the surname filter for about 3 days.

Bazia
09-17-2011, 02:52 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/001/376/ThreadNecro.gif?1259371925

Halfelfbard
09-17-2011, 03:02 AM
Halfelf Bard

Demetrium
09-17-2011, 03:36 AM
Bobby Mindflay (Shadow Priest from WoW)

SyanideGas
09-17-2011, 03:47 AM
Marvin Gaye - Cleric :)

Nataz
09-17-2011, 04:50 AM
Iwar Iwin (warrior),
Hairry Belafonte (halfling w beard, rogue)
The two ogre females; Telma and Louize

Fourthmeal
09-17-2011, 08:21 AM
Fourthmeal Thinkoutsidethebun

Drieddead
09-17-2011, 08:33 AM
Some of my own
Peyun Indawind- wood elf bard
Uoyetahi Yhwsisiht- Barb Shaman
Others iv seen
Franny Datranny- Femal dorf rogue with beard
Laliden Depaladen- HIE pally

dplachno
09-17-2011, 01:45 PM
Phlypin Phlycatcher - Froglock Pally
Phart Rumblebottom -Ogre

bakkily
09-17-2011, 02:38 PM
Gnome, in any mmo me and my paps have played together, he only plays gnomes and most of the time the name works out, but back in 2001 he made a gnome necro, and had the name till 2004 when he someone petitioned and had it changed

Mardur
09-17-2011, 02:43 PM
Mezurmom Whileuwatch

P99 Enchanter.

bakkily
09-17-2011, 02:44 PM
lol haha, funny

skulldudes
09-17-2011, 03:38 PM
one that made me lol irl quite a while back was something to the affect of "carl fromthefreshprince", can't remember it exactly.

erudite with the goofy, smilin mustache face

Naerron
09-17-2011, 05:08 PM
I always thought this cleric
In my guild had the best name, her's was "Myfault Youdied" and this monk in my guild at the time also, his name was "Stinkfyst"

Naerron
09-17-2011, 05:17 PM
Oh yea and forgot to mention my mule Druid on live was name Lodez andy friends Wouk always mess with the last name and it became sort of an inside joke. Some of the better ones were:
Lodez Thebong
Lodez Onmyface
Lodez Agun
Lodez Inmyazz
Lodez Theblunt

Keep in mind I always had to keep the name for a week I think it was. So they would always try to embarrass me.

Another kind of funny name thing is back in the day when AoW was still very tough and I was the first in the guild to get the war only helm I sort of flaunted it off and got the unoffical title "dark helmet" because I was a halfling it also looked a lik like space balls guy and oene day a made it a title for me so I was "Naerron Dark Helmet"

citizen1080
09-17-2011, 05:44 PM
Buddy on live's name was Cykle.

Didn't think anything of it at the time...at twenty his name became Cykle Leakage.

I finally got it when his bard got his title post 50...


Minstrel Cykle Leakage


GM's never did change it lol

Wawaka
09-17-2011, 05:49 PM
Always thought Lightadam was a cool name..

My pally, Mordanadaf, (Mordan & Danadaf) always made me laugh =p

CHusk2
09-17-2011, 05:49 PM
I played UO with a guy named Urek of Ahz.

I enjoyed that name.

Kevlar
09-17-2011, 09:23 PM
my erudite wizard

Bike Thief

That is almost as funny as a cleric named Child Molester.

Droxx
09-17-2011, 09:44 PM
Stealin Camps


/end

I <3 Stealin Camps

HawkMasterson1999
09-17-2011, 10:55 PM
Dild O'Daggins Halfling druid.

Frootloop
09-17-2011, 11:32 PM
someone on this server has a sweet name/surname ;/ its the first name spelt backwards

delfuega? idk

drunk <3 bye

Adrieth
09-18-2011, 01:00 PM
Tuggz McGroin

SyanideGas
09-19-2011, 04:07 AM
Tairy Hesticles
Dildo Daggins

Deli
09-19-2011, 04:26 AM
Minstrel Cykle Leakage


Sadly I enjoy this one the most so far. :mad:

TooLCORE
09-19-2011, 05:11 AM
ShannaCore

Rainflush
09-19-2011, 05:28 AM
Any name in which the forename and surname are combined into a compound word or term (I would consider this the hallmark of an ideal player as well as a formidable wit)...and names which are supposed to be funny but are mispelt or unclear so they just come off as confusing.

necrosaurio
09-19-2011, 10:21 AM
I like:

Necrosaurus Rexx (Iksar Necro)
Gatobardo (Vah Shir bard)
Bardelfo -> Bard + elf + Adolfo (Half elf bard)

Yeah, they're all mine but just because I can't remember any other good names.

Tolovendo ("I sell it all" in Spanish from the South of Spain)

Goobles
09-19-2011, 10:27 AM
This is still the best one.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a74/RiddlN/nagger.jpg

SyanideGas
09-19-2011, 10:39 AM
This is still the best one.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a74/RiddlN/nagger.jpg

+10

kobexbloo
09-19-2011, 03:55 PM
[Monk] `sCorpse

kobexbloo
09-19-2011, 04:54 PM
.

Silentone
09-19-2011, 05:04 PM
Three names that stuck with me from live:
Halfling Druid: Alamony Paysalot
Dark elf Enchanter: Meef Meef
Gnome Warrior: Chubbylumpkins

And me =p
Human Monk: Silentone 's'corpse

Chronoburn
09-19-2011, 05:55 PM
This one may not be the best but the old school SZ'ers will like.

Carniverous Vegetable

quenyar
09-20-2011, 03:16 AM
Barb rogue: Yoinky McHeist
Cleric: Rezarella Isafella
Dwarven Rogue: Damlur Dreadknife
Incredibly stupid warrior: Beefy Burger
Another rogue: Baxtabs Andruns

Nreekay
09-21-2011, 01:01 AM
Nreekay SKoaldiak of course..

SKOALDIAK ATTACK!

vinx
09-21-2011, 01:18 AM
I leveled a female ogre warrior here last year named Dixie
got her 21 and gave her her surname:

Dixie Normous

then never played her again, just wanted the name for awhile lol

Crug
09-21-2011, 01:51 AM
Best name I ever saw on live Xegony server was a troll warrior named Klaarg PinkBunny

the reason I loved this character was I watched him lvl up through my alts, and from lvl 1-60 he kept the same suit of pink dyed fine steel plate. He was also a massive roleplayer and would constantly shout his battlecry "KLAAAAAAARG!"

They just don't make dedication like they used to.

RandonActs
09-21-2011, 03:17 AM
There was a guy on wow named Iillillil we just called him barcode

disco
09-21-2011, 09:04 AM
11 pages, but maybe I missed it but how can you miss Tigole Bitties !!!

Ashimar
09-21-2011, 11:05 AM
Trollsroyce was my fave

Raavak
09-21-2011, 01:18 PM
Reince Priebus

Runningfish
09-21-2011, 03:22 PM
Troll War - Mumblypegg Stinkyfingaz

Nocte
09-21-2011, 03:37 PM
Bizarro Nalkin ;)

aresprophet
09-21-2011, 09:37 PM
Reince Priebus

I did admire this one just because it was so bizarrely obscurely topical.

Lagaidh
09-22-2011, 08:10 AM
Half elf bard in the old days of the Rathe server: Cunning Linguist
And of course my alt DWF CLR named: Medicinal Purposes (I see a CLR on this server had the same bright idea)

Lagaidh
09-22-2011, 08:10 AM
The Tug McGroin example in the old EQ naming policy guide always made me chortlesnort too.

Lagaidh
09-22-2011, 08:12 AM
Oh and back in live when Halflings could be rangers we (wife and I) made companion toons:

Brambletot Chopsalot
Ivyhopper Goblinchopper

jujubee
09-22-2011, 02:26 PM
BIKE THIEF AHAHAHAHA

edit: honorable mention to Trollsroyce that's hilarious

jujubee
09-22-2011, 02:42 PM
On live I saw someone named

Ilian Gonzales

dcapotos
11-02-2011, 05:40 PM
lolnecrobump

Dezark
11-02-2011, 05:55 PM
My mate played an ogre warrior called Excrementis Chewwy and he got away with it for about 2 years, then a GM came and changed it to Excre and he was forbidden a surname for the rest of his time in Norrath

Slowby
11-02-2011, 06:13 PM
One fine patch day I download the french client so I could still play.
I rolled a Froglok named Freedomfries.
That char lasted all of about an hour before I was renamed :(

This was right after the Freedom Fries in the Pentagon cafeteria thing, so it was still all over the news.

Tommy_Wiseau
11-02-2011, 06:13 PM
Fatcock****** is best troll name in p99 history

Pyronost
11-02-2011, 06:24 PM
Here on p99 somewhere

Steive Jobs
Laydee Gaga
Georgedubleya Bush

Torin_Stormchaser
11-02-2011, 06:24 PM
Once upon a time I saw a guy named Shankir Indabak or something along those lines. That's about the only one that stuck with me.

Lagaidh
11-02-2011, 07:15 PM
On this server, the very day I started my up my ole pally again, I went from Kaladim to the docks and I saw a dead troll named Poopsock.

That make me snerk.

L1ch
11-02-2011, 11:45 PM
Leeloo Multipass
Layonya Forpp

are two i remember to this day from Fennin Ro...

Knuckle
11-03-2011, 12:03 AM
On this server, the very day I started my up my ole pally again, I went from Kaladim to the docks and I saw a dead troll named Poopsock.

That make me snerk.

haha that is funny good share

bizzum
11-03-2011, 10:59 AM
Garab Jabober

Kabilos
11-03-2011, 11:05 AM
My warrior & brothers cleric on live were named

Gottan Someazz - Halfling Warrior
eyegotur Reskoming - Halfling Cleric

Damarous
11-03-2011, 11:25 AM
on Emarr I saw:

Ranndomm Actsofviolence

Was a gnome paladin

fishingme
11-03-2011, 04:34 PM
i like my alt's name. Liquor Whereshepees

dcapotos
11-03-2011, 04:54 PM
I think I saw a screenshot of some fem ogre on this server named Sandie Vagina, thought that was funny.

Atira
11-04-2011, 02:48 PM
On live:
Ladeeda Deeda (Female Half Elf Warrior)

MissingNo
02-16-2012, 10:09 PM
There was a monk on Brell named: Armen Hammer

Swish
02-16-2012, 10:54 PM
Mine (Brik) earnt me a 24 hour suspension without a warning - deserved though tbh :rolleyes:

Aviann
02-16-2012, 11:55 PM
Granthef Ottomang. Was a good man. Bristle.

Morsakin
02-16-2012, 11:55 PM
Iksar monk on Luclin, name didn't last long: Feisty Kneegrow

Thorfin
02-17-2012, 01:27 AM
hmmm thats odd I too have the surname Manbearpig. Wonder is Bearpigman is my long lost twin!



Mine:

Kope Asetic (just because I had to plug my own)

Other's fav:

Bearpigman Manbearpig

Phased
02-17-2012, 11:16 AM
I just LOLed at that cleric 'Stop Dying' and then his guild.

moniker
02-17-2012, 11:21 AM
Saw a cleric here that gave me a chuckle a while back:

Standheal Sitmed

Might have been the other way around, it's been awhile!

DarkwingDuck
02-17-2012, 11:32 AM
I like my Bard -- Notezart (Musicology)
my old buddy was Bilbobby Baggins halfling hehe

Dac321
02-17-2012, 11:39 AM
Enchanter: Mezzingyour Momwhileyouwatch

Gert Groinwounder
02-17-2012, 12:34 PM
On Bristlebane (live)

Fistachios (monk)
Fruito Dalhum (cleric) was originally Fruito Loops but they made him change it...lol...

Mojoz_Mon
02-17-2012, 12:49 PM
On live I had a troll shammy named Lumpkin Lovelumps