View Full Version : Favorite Character Names
Tewaz
07-25-2011, 06:50 PM
What are your favorite names from Live or Project 1999.
I always loved:
Anonymous Nosurname
and
Ubar Thunderfist (I think)
And I know everyone will plug their own because we all think we are so clever so...
Tewaz Thnitebfrxmas (I think, can't remember it exactly)
From live:
Happy Ratsmasher (Male Halfling Warrior)
Myass Isbangin (Female Dwarf Cleric - with beard)
Herculeez Herculeez (Male Halfling Warrior)
Ektar
07-25-2011, 07:18 PM
Erana Ressurektar (my cleric alt) I'm proud of. Thought up by a real live girl, too.
I've also seen many clever names out there but I caaaaan't recall any specifically at the moment. So not only tossing my own in because I tihnk it's the best :p
gprater
07-25-2011, 07:26 PM
Not too creative in the toon naming dept, but Ive always thought a good halfling name was Tosgo Wobblebottom
Autotune
07-25-2011, 07:27 PM
Stealin Camps
/end
Mine:
Kope Asetic (just because I had to plug my own)
Other's fav:
Bearpigman Manbearpig
Kobias
07-25-2011, 07:29 PM
Kidney Snatcher
My Necro =)
PurelyElf
07-25-2011, 07:31 PM
There was an ogre shaman in an ally guild on vz named Bowvine PartyCow. He would do some very fun light rp that made me smile :D
*cannibalize*
"Bowvine milks it guuud"
ily PartyCow
Webwolf
07-25-2011, 07:47 PM
Kidney Snatcher
that one made me lol
username17
07-25-2011, 08:04 PM
Froaka Cola
Froglok something, can't remember what class.
Xxtayce
07-25-2011, 08:18 PM
Mine:
Kope Asetic (just because I had to plug my own)
I've seen you around and always thought it was a great name! :D
I'm afraid to mention the names I like here in case they're accidentally a violation; I don't want to get anyone's name changed without realizing it. :rolleyes:
On live, I liked:
Gylik Gyrl (iksar monk)
Maloscat L'drinktothat (barb rogue)
Stolyn Goods (de rogue)
umm I'll think of more, I'm sure.
Sofaqing
07-25-2011, 09:24 PM
Mine:
Kope Asetic (just because I had to plug my own)
Other's fav:
Bearpigman Manbearpig
:p
Darian
07-25-2011, 10:48 PM
[Generic cleric name] Rezdyomommalastnight
Sinlea
07-25-2011, 11:30 PM
Vittra Viscera and Sinlea Scythe obviouslyy
Kinsavvt (not to be confused with Kinsawt).
Hes pretty fly.
Slave
07-26-2011, 01:44 AM
Oh I must have the wrong place, I thought this was the favorite character name thread.
Cfred0-
07-26-2011, 02:10 AM
Morningwood Pointypants, my gnome cleric on live
falkun
07-26-2011, 07:31 AM
From Live:
HEF RNG: Arme Geddon
HIE CLR: Phules Golde
ERU CLR: Tuber Q`Losis
HEF BRD: Deajay (me!)
William_Munny15
07-26-2011, 07:52 AM
On live I saw a necro Ammitty Ville thought it was pretty cool
Nytewind TP
07-26-2011, 08:29 AM
On live I saw a necro Ammitty Ville thought it was pretty cool
I like that one...
The one from live back in the day I thought was cool and still remember was:
Raginn Hurricane
i saw this guys name it was _______ Footpenis. i thought that was hilarious though they did remove his surname. bastardss!
Shabaza
07-26-2011, 09:08 AM
1. Buffnix Rezznix (cleric)
2. Heintz Ketchup (ogre)
3. Akku Mulator (troll)
4. tseuqreve (read it from behind)
Messianic
07-26-2011, 09:08 AM
A lot of win in this thread...
Bearpigman Manbearpig
I'll plug Dontaze, to whom I said "please tell me your surname will be 'Mebro'" a long time ago...
Tewaz
07-26-2011, 09:15 AM
I'll plug Dontaze, to whom I said "please tell me your surname will be 'Mebro'" a long time ago...
My head just exploded from that one lol.
Knowe Remorse
Wildd Thang
Speedling
07-26-2011, 12:01 PM
I own a level 1 sk named Harmtouch.
Lady_Omelia
07-26-2011, 12:06 PM
^^ UUU. seriously.
there was a dwarf cleric on bertoxx named Grimes McFilthy
WizardEQ
07-26-2011, 12:10 PM
Fizz Le
Guess what class.
Fromage
07-26-2011, 12:14 PM
Halfling druid called Dolly Portin
Half elf bard called Halfelf Bard
Troll shaman named Forum ,shows up on /who as Forum (Troll)
Knuckle
07-26-2011, 12:17 PM
all these names suck
Safon
07-26-2011, 12:24 PM
all these names suck
Painfully so
Buddhist
07-26-2011, 12:24 PM
On live seen a iksar monk named Dojacronicas Bongwata and a gnome cleric, Bodynok Rottenbottom
Extunarian
07-26-2011, 12:56 PM
all these names suck
They mostly do, but I did like the Forum (Troll) trick.
Zorpa
07-26-2011, 12:57 PM
Medical Mishap - a dwarf cleric on live, Karana server
Vendar
07-26-2011, 01:00 PM
Milky Way
Snifin Glue
Fonzo Relli
Nolife Atall
Bodda Bing
Reipen Pillage
Farkle
07-26-2011, 01:01 PM
There was a monk on live in the tunare or povar server named Bates. We all know what happened when he leveled up, he became a master.
I had a gnome cleric named Humpin Anathrustin
My buddies and I made 4 gnomes on the team zek server during live and named them Headz, Shoulderz, Kneez, and Toez.
aresprophet
07-26-2011, 01:06 PM
My ench alt:
Bright Ambassador
Safon
07-26-2011, 06:17 PM
That's because there are a bunch of petty faggots that report people for any names with originality.
People are more concerned with reporting each other and playing name police rather than playing a video game to have fun. Amazing how many people here never graduated from a 1999 school of thought.
He mad
Motec
07-26-2011, 08:54 PM
Iiched todeath (necro)
Itsa tarp
necroma ncer
Upskirt perspective (halfling rog)
Seaweedpimp
07-26-2011, 10:32 PM
me
Sinlea
07-26-2011, 10:59 PM
I'm not sure if anyone said Fatch Icks... but yeah. lol
Jjlent
07-27-2011, 02:17 AM
Jjlent Buffhealer from povar, GMFG, thread has been won
Jjlent-60 Monk
Blane-54 Necro
Envious
07-27-2011, 03:12 AM
Saw 2 guys in WW today,
Mrawesome and Mayosquirt. Dunno surnames. But those are pretty good.
Striiker
07-27-2011, 08:45 AM
On live I LOL'd when I saw a guy named Pong Lenis.
Also, I had a good laugh on live when Fork defeated Spoon in a battle to the death. (A reference to the old Campbell's Chunky Soup commercials.)
Taminy
07-27-2011, 02:06 PM
Totally stupid names from live but for some reason I found them funny:
Sluj Hammer
Hungry Dahippo
Falli Wantsacracker
At least I admit they're stupid.
Also, I had a good laugh on live when Fork defeated Spoon in a battle to the death. (A reference to the old Campbell's Chunky Soup commercials.)
On CT there was a duel message, Ewerquist has defeated Rulflife in a duel to the death. (or some other bastardized spellings of Everquest and Reallife). Also stupid but I liked it.
deakolt
07-27-2011, 02:21 PM
Buckfutter Buttersucker.
most glorious name ever.
Then his name got changed to some shitty random generator name. Fucking GMs
Arkanjil
07-27-2011, 03:00 PM
Saw one today I liked.
Meddlin Kids. WTG Scooby Doo reference!
Zorpa
07-27-2011, 05:03 PM
I almost forgot about this but on live Karana server right after 9/11 I got a bright idea. I started a Erudite named Osamabinladen. I sat at EC tunnel auctioning 10pp to kill me. I made a few plats before a GM changed my name on me.
You should have heard the uproar of people chewing me out in OOC. :D
Vermicelli
07-27-2011, 06:16 PM
I have loved the name Aadill Pickle since I first saw him, especially because he is a ranger in green Thorny Vine armor =)
Skrimp
07-27-2011, 06:54 PM
False Hope (de sk)
The names you are posting are either
A) Really common
B) Because you played on TZ
Skrimp
07-27-2011, 06:59 PM
I played on TZ :P
Well not to stroke you too much, but so did I. And if those were your chars, you were a dam good player. If not, It would be cool to know who you were.
Maze513
07-27-2011, 07:59 PM
Back on Brell was a name Ill never forget
Fistinface Bootinhead
Grahm
07-28-2011, 03:24 AM
I almost forgot about this but on live Karana server right after 9/11 I got a bright idea. I started a Erudite named Osamabinladen. I sat at EC tunnel auctioning 10pp to kill me. I made a few plats before a GM changed my name on me.
You should have heard the uproar of people chewing me out in OOC. :D
Yeah. Screw you.
In other news...on bertoxulous...I had a bunch of chars i had/knew...
Turnup Theradio (bard)
Grilled Cheese (warrior)
Light Bulb (Monk)
Grahm Crackercrumbs...wouldnt let me have cracker (necro)
Phallis Bighead (warrior) was a friend but got changed to blackenphallis or something like that.
Beef Jerkey (SK)
Dannermax
07-28-2011, 03:43 AM
Back on live my druid was called: Frasier Crane (has nothing to do with roleplaying.. I know).
And on P1999 my necro is now called: Frasier Mortician. Pretty original right?
Comapavik
07-29-2011, 08:30 AM
Saw a guy here named Shamewow Hookerpunch. I thought it was hilarious.
Cyrano
07-29-2011, 08:46 AM
Brogre Christ.
On live there was a guy named Wikkiwikwikkwikki Wikkwikiwikwikwiki or something like that.
I also saw Karlmalone and Johnstockton duoing once.
Tumdumm
07-29-2011, 09:00 AM
funny druzzil ro names circa mid 00's:
Reaper Reaper Reaper leader of the guild Reaper
Dieinafire Plzthx
thats all i remember
Xxtayce
07-29-2011, 09:04 AM
This thread would be a lot better if people weren't using it to brag about the names they created for themselves that they thought were clever.
Somekid123
07-29-2011, 12:18 PM
Melatonin Nightmares, a monk here on Pro99.
deakolt
07-29-2011, 12:57 PM
This thread would be a lot better if people weren't using it to brag about the names they created for themselves that they thought were clever.
thread would suck anyways /fail
Tewaz
07-29-2011, 01:23 PM
I saw an ogre named Butterbean last night, that cracked me up.
Mirakk82
07-29-2011, 01:25 PM
These names are all full of failure
Messianic
07-29-2011, 01:28 PM
These names are all full of failure
Right, and "Boobie Taunt" was worth a sticky...
SynnMalache
09-17-2011, 02:49 AM
One of my favorites on Live was a High Elf Wiz guildmate of mine named Rajun. He managed to get Hardawn past the surname filter for about 3 days.
Bazia
09-17-2011, 02:52 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/001/376/ThreadNecro.gif?1259371925
Halfelfbard
09-17-2011, 03:02 AM
Halfelf Bard
Demetrium
09-17-2011, 03:36 AM
Bobby Mindflay (Shadow Priest from WoW)
SyanideGas
09-17-2011, 03:47 AM
Marvin Gaye - Cleric :)
Nataz
09-17-2011, 04:50 AM
Iwar Iwin (warrior),
Hairry Belafonte (halfling w beard, rogue)
The two ogre females; Telma and Louize
Fourthmeal
09-17-2011, 08:21 AM
Fourthmeal Thinkoutsidethebun
Drieddead
09-17-2011, 08:33 AM
Some of my own
Peyun Indawind- wood elf bard
Uoyetahi Yhwsisiht- Barb Shaman
Others iv seen
Franny Datranny- Femal dorf rogue with beard
Laliden Depaladen- HIE pally
dplachno
09-17-2011, 01:45 PM
Phlypin Phlycatcher - Froglock Pally
Phart Rumblebottom -Ogre
bakkily
09-17-2011, 02:38 PM
Gnome, in any mmo me and my paps have played together, he only plays gnomes and most of the time the name works out, but back in 2001 he made a gnome necro, and had the name till 2004 when he someone petitioned and had it changed
Mardur
09-17-2011, 02:43 PM
Mezurmom Whileuwatch
P99 Enchanter.
bakkily
09-17-2011, 02:44 PM
lol haha, funny
skulldudes
09-17-2011, 03:38 PM
one that made me lol irl quite a while back was something to the affect of "carl fromthefreshprince", can't remember it exactly.
erudite with the goofy, smilin mustache face
Naerron
09-17-2011, 05:08 PM
I always thought this cleric
In my guild had the best name, her's was "Myfault Youdied" and this monk in my guild at the time also, his name was "Stinkfyst"
Naerron
09-17-2011, 05:17 PM
Oh yea and forgot to mention my mule Druid on live was name Lodez andy friends Wouk always mess with the last name and it became sort of an inside joke. Some of the better ones were:
Lodez Thebong
Lodez Onmyface
Lodez Agun
Lodez Inmyazz
Lodez Theblunt
Keep in mind I always had to keep the name for a week I think it was. So they would always try to embarrass me.
Another kind of funny name thing is back in the day when AoW was still very tough and I was the first in the guild to get the war only helm I sort of flaunted it off and got the unoffical title "dark helmet" because I was a halfling it also looked a lik like space balls guy and oene day a made it a title for me so I was "Naerron Dark Helmet"
citizen1080
09-17-2011, 05:44 PM
Buddy on live's name was Cykle.
Didn't think anything of it at the time...at twenty his name became Cykle Leakage.
I finally got it when his bard got his title post 50...
Minstrel Cykle Leakage
GM's never did change it lol
Wawaka
09-17-2011, 05:49 PM
Always thought Lightadam was a cool name..
My pally, Mordanadaf, (Mordan & Danadaf) always made me laugh =p
CHusk2
09-17-2011, 05:49 PM
I played UO with a guy named Urek of Ahz.
I enjoyed that name.
Kevlar
09-17-2011, 09:23 PM
my erudite wizard
Bike Thief
That is almost as funny as a cleric named Child Molester.
Droxx
09-17-2011, 09:44 PM
Stealin Camps
/end
I <3 Stealin Camps
HawkMasterson1999
09-17-2011, 10:55 PM
Dild O'Daggins Halfling druid.
Frootloop
09-17-2011, 11:32 PM
someone on this server has a sweet name/surname ;/ its the first name spelt backwards
delfuega? idk
drunk <3 bye
Adrieth
09-18-2011, 01:00 PM
Tuggz McGroin
SyanideGas
09-19-2011, 04:07 AM
Tairy Hesticles
Dildo Daggins
Minstrel Cykle Leakage
Sadly I enjoy this one the most so far. :mad:
TooLCORE
09-19-2011, 05:11 AM
ShannaCore
Rainflush
09-19-2011, 05:28 AM
Any name in which the forename and surname are combined into a compound word or term (I would consider this the hallmark of an ideal player as well as a formidable wit)...and names which are supposed to be funny but are mispelt or unclear so they just come off as confusing.
necrosaurio
09-19-2011, 10:21 AM
I like:
Necrosaurus Rexx (Iksar Necro)
Gatobardo (Vah Shir bard)
Bardelfo -> Bard + elf + Adolfo (Half elf bard)
Yeah, they're all mine but just because I can't remember any other good names.
Tolovendo ("I sell it all" in Spanish from the South of Spain)
Goobles
09-19-2011, 10:27 AM
This is still the best one.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a74/RiddlN/nagger.jpg
SyanideGas
09-19-2011, 10:39 AM
This is still the best one.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a74/RiddlN/nagger.jpg
+10
kobexbloo
09-19-2011, 03:55 PM
[Monk] `sCorpse
kobexbloo
09-19-2011, 04:54 PM
.
Silentone
09-19-2011, 05:04 PM
Three names that stuck with me from live:
Halfling Druid: Alamony Paysalot
Dark elf Enchanter: Meef Meef
Gnome Warrior: Chubbylumpkins
And me =p
Human Monk: Silentone 's'corpse
Chronoburn
09-19-2011, 05:55 PM
This one may not be the best but the old school SZ'ers will like.
Carniverous Vegetable
quenyar
09-20-2011, 03:16 AM
Barb rogue: Yoinky McHeist
Cleric: Rezarella Isafella
Dwarven Rogue: Damlur Dreadknife
Incredibly stupid warrior: Beefy Burger
Another rogue: Baxtabs Andruns
Nreekay
09-21-2011, 01:01 AM
Nreekay SKoaldiak of course..
SKOALDIAK ATTACK!
I leveled a female ogre warrior here last year named Dixie
got her 21 and gave her her surname:
Dixie Normous
then never played her again, just wanted the name for awhile lol
Best name I ever saw on live Xegony server was a troll warrior named Klaarg PinkBunny
the reason I loved this character was I watched him lvl up through my alts, and from lvl 1-60 he kept the same suit of pink dyed fine steel plate. He was also a massive roleplayer and would constantly shout his battlecry "KLAAAAAAARG!"
They just don't make dedication like they used to.
RandonActs
09-21-2011, 03:17 AM
There was a guy on wow named Iillillil we just called him barcode
disco
09-21-2011, 09:04 AM
11 pages, but maybe I missed it but how can you miss Tigole Bitties !!!
Ashimar
09-21-2011, 11:05 AM
Trollsroyce was my fave
Raavak
09-21-2011, 01:18 PM
Reince Priebus
Runningfish
09-21-2011, 03:22 PM
Troll War - Mumblypegg Stinkyfingaz
Nocte
09-21-2011, 03:37 PM
Bizarro Nalkin ;)
aresprophet
09-21-2011, 09:37 PM
Reince Priebus
I did admire this one just because it was so bizarrely obscurely topical.
Lagaidh
09-22-2011, 08:10 AM
Half elf bard in the old days of the Rathe server: Cunning Linguist
And of course my alt DWF CLR named: Medicinal Purposes (I see a CLR on this server had the same bright idea)
Lagaidh
09-22-2011, 08:10 AM
The Tug McGroin example in the old EQ naming policy guide always made me chortlesnort too.
Lagaidh
09-22-2011, 08:12 AM
Oh and back in live when Halflings could be rangers we (wife and I) made companion toons:
Brambletot Chopsalot
Ivyhopper Goblinchopper
jujubee
09-22-2011, 02:26 PM
BIKE THIEF AHAHAHAHA
edit: honorable mention to Trollsroyce that's hilarious
jujubee
09-22-2011, 02:42 PM
On live I saw someone named
Ilian Gonzales
dcapotos
11-02-2011, 05:40 PM
lolnecrobump
Dezark
11-02-2011, 05:55 PM
My mate played an ogre warrior called Excrementis Chewwy and he got away with it for about 2 years, then a GM came and changed it to Excre and he was forbidden a surname for the rest of his time in Norrath
Slowby
11-02-2011, 06:13 PM
One fine patch day I download the french client so I could still play.
I rolled a Froglok named Freedomfries.
That char lasted all of about an hour before I was renamed :(
This was right after the Freedom Fries in the Pentagon cafeteria thing, so it was still all over the news.
Tommy_Wiseau
11-02-2011, 06:13 PM
Fatcock****** is best troll name in p99 history
Pyronost
11-02-2011, 06:24 PM
Here on p99 somewhere
Steive Jobs
Laydee Gaga
Georgedubleya Bush
Torin_Stormchaser
11-02-2011, 06:24 PM
Once upon a time I saw a guy named Shankir Indabak or something along those lines. That's about the only one that stuck with me.
Lagaidh
11-02-2011, 07:15 PM
On this server, the very day I started my up my ole pally again, I went from Kaladim to the docks and I saw a dead troll named Poopsock.
That make me snerk.
Leeloo Multipass
Layonya Forpp
are two i remember to this day from Fennin Ro...
Knuckle
11-03-2011, 12:03 AM
On this server, the very day I started my up my ole pally again, I went from Kaladim to the docks and I saw a dead troll named Poopsock.
That make me snerk.
haha that is funny good share
bizzum
11-03-2011, 10:59 AM
Garab Jabober
Kabilos
11-03-2011, 11:05 AM
My warrior & brothers cleric on live were named
Gottan Someazz - Halfling Warrior
eyegotur Reskoming - Halfling Cleric
Damarous
11-03-2011, 11:25 AM
on Emarr I saw:
Ranndomm Actsofviolence
Was a gnome paladin
fishingme
11-03-2011, 04:34 PM
i like my alt's name. Liquor Whereshepees
dcapotos
11-03-2011, 04:54 PM
I think I saw a screenshot of some fem ogre on this server named Sandie Vagina, thought that was funny.
Atira
11-04-2011, 02:48 PM
On live:
Ladeeda Deeda (Female Half Elf Warrior)
MissingNo
02-16-2012, 10:09 PM
There was a monk on Brell named: Armen Hammer
Swish
02-16-2012, 10:54 PM
Mine (Brik) earnt me a 24 hour suspension without a warning - deserved though tbh :rolleyes:
Aviann
02-16-2012, 11:55 PM
Granthef Ottomang. Was a good man. Bristle.
Morsakin
02-16-2012, 11:55 PM
Iksar monk on Luclin, name didn't last long: Feisty Kneegrow
Thorfin
02-17-2012, 01:27 AM
hmmm thats odd I too have the surname Manbearpig. Wonder is Bearpigman is my long lost twin!
Mine:
Kope Asetic (just because I had to plug my own)
Other's fav:
Bearpigman Manbearpig
Phased
02-17-2012, 11:16 AM
I just LOLed at that cleric 'Stop Dying' and then his guild.
moniker
02-17-2012, 11:21 AM
Saw a cleric here that gave me a chuckle a while back:
Standheal Sitmed
Might have been the other way around, it's been awhile!
DarkwingDuck
02-17-2012, 11:32 AM
I like my Bard -- Notezart (Musicology)
my old buddy was Bilbobby Baggins halfling hehe
Dac321
02-17-2012, 11:39 AM
Enchanter: Mezzingyour Momwhileyouwatch
Gert Groinwounder
02-17-2012, 12:34 PM
On Bristlebane (live)
Fistachios (monk)
Fruito Dalhum (cleric) was originally Fruito Loops but they made him change it...lol...
Mojoz_Mon
02-17-2012, 12:49 PM
On live I had a troll shammy named Lumpkin Lovelumps
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