Nipples

[naez]

I went back through all P99 threads and realized we haven't really discussed nipples enough.

I'll get the ball rolling:

Do any of you put deodorant on your nipples? (I don't)

Also, I had a couple of interesting nipple types on some of my ex-gfs: one had hairy nipples and the other had inverted nipples.

PLS share your nipple knowledge and lore.

http://www.hog-cheese.com/foh/nipple.jpg

[Lady_Omelia]

..? deodorant on nipples? are these people human, nipple odor exists?

[Bardalicious]

one had hairy nipples

Was this the point in which you found out "she" had a penis? Where did the relationship go from there, with this new-found knowledge?

[naez]

by "ex-gfs" i of course mean gurls me and my pals tag teamed behind the mall when we were 16

[Shannacore]

I would like to know Nalkin's stance on nipples. Nalkin?

[JenJen]

there should be nipple slots on eq.

dwarven work nipple.
flowing black nipple.
nipple of flames

ohhh the list is endless.

[jarshale]

there should be nipple slots on eq.

dwarven work nipple.
flowing black nipple.
nipple of flames

ohhh the list is endless.

Raiding guilds now fight over dragon nipples

[Ektar]

my friend once got me a candy nipple tassel for christmas

[Bodeanicus]

Never heard of deodorant on the nipples, but I do powder my balls, if that counts.

[Hasbinbad]

Never heard of deodorant on the nipples, but I do powder my balls, if that counts.
That's gross.

[Kassel]

The company i once worked for gave out nipple covers to a bunch of staff. This was a larger international corp that you would all know the name of. It was like a bandaid but a 1 inch sqaure. It had the company logo on it and everything. I hurt a bit when i pulled them off, but i am a hairy man so that is to be expected.

[Humerox]

That's gross.
Scented Talc for the Testicles. (http://www.scentsignals.com/scentsignals/2008/06/blla-ball-powde.html)

Try some today!

[Hasbinbad]

Fuck that dude. I like it when girls lick my nuts, and I doubt they would do that if they got clay mouth every time they tried.

[Harrison]

lol powder your balls? There's something wrong with you.

[nalkin]

I would like to know Nalkin's stance on nipples. Nalkin?

hail. I treat nipples like a bebe lookin for supper

[Asfasfos]

Never heard of deodorant on the nipples, but I do powder my balls, if that counts.

ROFL!!!

[Verum]

You guys have never tried that? It's great for when you get out of the shower and you don't want your balls moist when you put on your pants.

[Tasslehofp99]

The company i once worked for gave out nipple covers to a bunch of staff. This was a larger international corp that you would all know the name of. It was like a bandaid but a 1 inch sqaure. It had the company logo on it and everything. I hurt a bit when i pulled them off, but i am a hairy man so that is to be expected.

LOL, when they gave these out...what were they intended to be used for? :confused:

[Ektar]

ya srs my balls can get rank when left out in the heat. some powder may just do the trick. If used in the right amounts, it'll get absorbed and be lickable still.

[Knuckle]

Never heard of deodorant on the nipples, but I do powder my balls, if that counts.

Lulz, instead of swamp nuts you have alpine balls.

[Bodeanicus]

lol powder your balls? There's something wrong with you.

Yep, I'm considerate of the girlfriend. Something you wouldn't understand, being a virgin, and all. Fap away, Rambo.

[Doors]

Giant nips are pretty naf.

[Harrison]

You have a problem if you have to powder your balls.

[Ektar]

some of us just sweat a lot more than others :(

[Hasbinbad]

We need to have more pictures of Ektar's chest hair in this thread.

[Anger]

We need to have more pictures of Ektar's chest hair in this thread.

i can agree with this.

[Ektar]

who am I to refuse such a polite request

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/281330_629226358401_23001246_33682687_5664638_n.jp g

[Hasbinbad]

SWEATER!! NOW!! I DEMAND IT!!

[Anger]

who am I to refuse such a polite request

http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/281330_629226358401_23001246_33682687_5664638_n.jp g

http://i.imgur.com/vVO7p.jpg

[Ektar]

I have an strange lack of shirtless pictures of myself..

[Bodeanicus]

You have a problem if you have to powder your balls.

No one has to. As I mentioned earlier, it's considerate. Do you wear deodorant under your arms? It's the same fucking thing, idiot.

[Harrison]

Rage more old man.

[Feachie]

Rage more old man.

Hate to say but he's right. You seriously don't powder the gentlemen? Few possible reasons for that, indicate a correct answer with your choice of grunt or single syllable answer

1. You live in a cold climate where your balls just do not sweat.
2. You have a medical problem.
3. You're unkempt and your personal hygiene is in question.

[Bodeanicus]

Rage more old man.

Keep being a petulant child raging for attention.

[Autotune]

Hate to say but he's right. You seriously don't powder the gentlemen? Few possible reasons for that, indicate a correct answer with your choice of grunt or single syllable answer

1. You live in a cold climate where your balls just do not sweat.
2. You have a medical problem.
3. You're unkempt and your personal hygiene is in question.


possibly, you could just learn to wear pants/boxers/boxer-briefs that allow the boys to breath when you are just naturally walking around. Never had a problem with my nutsack being all sweaty outside of sports, work, so on.

I suspect if you are having sweaty nutsack syndrome outside of normal physical activities, you might have the medical problem.

Also, if you aren't catchin a shower before layin yer girl down. You should rethink your strategy or rethink your choice in hoes (imho).

[Shannacore]

I have an strange lack of shirtless pictures of myself..

I have a pretty hilarious shirtless picture of you!!!!!!

[Ektar]

let's keep that between us ok honey pumpkin

[deakolt]

wait do you guys actually powder your nutz i am intrigue

[Ektar]

I meeeean I don't do it regularly. I used to powder my shnuts when I had a job working outside during the summer. powdered everywhere that had skin touching skin actually.

[Seaweedpimp]

Ive put deoderant on my ballz before

[Feachie]

possibly, you could just learn to wear pants/boxers/boxer-briefs that allow the boys to breath when you are just naturally walking around. Never had a problem with my nutsack being all sweaty outside of sports, work, so on.
because everybody functions exactly as you do amirite?

I suspect if you are having sweaty nutsack syndrome outside of normal physical activities, you might have the medical problem.
at what age do "boys" realize that they are their own individual, and even their bodies do not function exactly as another guy's does?

Also, if you aren't catchin a shower before layin yer girl down. You should rethink your strategy or rethink your choice in hoes (imho).

perhaps you should reread the thread and see exactly who was saying what. Thanks.

[Harrison]

I don't have a problem with sweaty balls. Don't try to claim I am dirty because I'm the one without the sweaty balls.

I feel bad for your "girlfriend". Saggy wrinkly oldballs that sweat too much lol

[Feachie]

feachie has a penis

lol @ tags. I wish, then I could piss all over this thread.

[Ektar]

well you still pee don't you

[Ektar]

I think the thread's a big enough target come on~ just go over it and go nuts

[purist]

wait do you guys actually powder your nutz i am intrigue

All I know is here in A-Z your balls are guaranteed to perspire during the summer 115+ degree temperatures.

Dredging your boys with some baby powder out of the shower does wonders. :cool:

[Bodeanicus]

I don't have a problem with sweaty balls. Don't try to claim I am dirty because I'm the one without the sweaty balls.

I feel bad for your "girlfriend". Saggy wrinkly oldballs that sweat too much lol

The key word is girlfriend. I have one. You should try it, when you finally figure out being a douchebag is detrimental to your social health. Ah fuck it, you're pathological liar. You're fucked any way around.

[Bodeanicus]

All I know is here in A-Z your balls are guaranteed to perspire during the summer 115+ degree temperatures.

Dredging your boys with some baby powder out of the shower does wonders. :cool:

It's 100+ here in Georgia 5 months out of the year, with almost 100% humidity. So yes, swamp nuts are a problem.

[deakolt]

at first i was lyk "omg faggery", "lame losers", "etc", but now I think I'm going to powder my balls tomorrow

[Safon]

lol @ tags. I wish, then I could piss all over this thread.

Fat, or ugly

[Harrison]

Lol old man thinks he's king shit because he has a girlfriend like the rest of the world does. I wonder what whale is taking pity on you this week?

[Bodeanicus]

Lol old man thinks he's king shit because he has a girlfriend like the rest of the world does. I wonder what whale is taking pity on you this week?

You should know, you still live in her basement. She likes the stinky pinky, btw. Dirty little girl...

[Harrison]

A fat chick that likes old saggy balls, that sweat too much, and loves it in the ass?

You scored a real winner, man. I am jealous.

[Yinikren]

lol why is Harris dude so mad @ people who live in places where it is actually 100+ degrees right now?

[Slathar]

A fat chick that likes old saggy balls, that sweat too much, and loves it in the ass?

You scored a real winner, man. I am jealous.

So fat

[Dravingar]

All I know is here in A-Z your balls are guaranteed to perspire during the summer 115+ degree temperatures.

Dredging your boys with some baby powder out of the shower does wonders. :cool:

I went from Oregons 60-70 degree weather to Arizona's 115 degree awfulness, I've never sweated so much in my life. I think I'm gonna try out this powder business.

Also, inverted nipples are weird yet awesome.

[Slathar]

All I know is here in A-Z your balls are guaranteed to perspire during the summer 115+ degree temperatures.

Dredging your boys with some baby powder out of the shower does wonders. :cool:

I dip mine in a cool bucket of honey and then my girlfriend throws almonds at my sack while I masturbate furiously. Then I leave for work.

[naez]

my balls sweat and I dont power them, but then again i dont have trainloads of women ready to lick them like yall do

[Bodeanicus]

I dip mine in a cool bucket of honey and then my girlfriend throws almonds at my sack while I masturbate furiously. Then I leave for work.

+1

[JenJen]

them must be some sweet balls slathar!

[JenJen]

but does feachie have balls or just a penis?

[Polixenes]

This thread prompted me to look up an old Not the Nine O'clock News sketch. Well worth 24 seconds of your time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM