Sometimes I feel like a rotisserie chicken.

[magnetaress]

See title. :p

[Ekco]

hot chickens sitting directly in plastic packaging. Yum. everyone is eating forever chemicals, and nobody cares.

I just want to know how many rotisserie chickens are consumed in Costco parking lots. Costco sells around 137 million rotisserie chickens annually, if even 0.1% of those chickens are consumed on-site, that would be about 137,000 chickens per year.

[Swish]

The numbers don't lie. People like chicken.

[Ekco]

https://i.imgur.com/oCbPsd0.gif

[magnetaress]

Chicken is better than beef.

[Botten]

Chicken is better than beef.

Yes!!!!

thank you!

[Reiwa]

Yes!!!!

thank you!

Banish him to Naraka, starkind.

you know the spell

[Swish]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/36/10/93/3610933823efdef2af1901faab582e18.jpg

[Estrang87]

hot chickens sitting directly in plastic packaging. Yum. everyone is eating forever chemicals, and nobody cares.

I just want to know how many rotisserie chickens are consumed in Costco parking lots. Costco sells around 137 million rotisserie chickens annually, if even 0.1% of those chickens are consumed on-site, that would be about 137,000 chickens per year.

The plastic packaging was a recent change. But yeah, costco going to shit to a degree. I also don’t really like rotisserie chickens, usually overseasoned to compensate for the sweaty, chewy meat of the lowest quality chicken they can use.

[shovelquest]

of that 1% I'd like to know how many of them were crying while they ate it.

[magnetaress]

Publix does cardstock instead of plastic.

[Ciderpress]

Those prepacked rotisserie chickens from the grocery store are actually pretty dank. I dunno how they get them so juicy yet crispy. Forever chemical the shit out of me, I don't care when it tastes that good.

[Toxigen]

Those prepacked rotisserie chickens from the grocery store are actually pretty dank. I dunno how they get them so juicy yet crispy. Forever chemical the shit out of me, I don't care when it tastes that good.

it makes for some fantastic chicken salad too

[Ekco]

the big microplastic lobby has sent shills to convince you to eat the plastic. don't fall for their lies

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[magnetaress]

The frogs are gay..

[Reiwa]

The plastic packaging was a recent change. But yeah, costco going to shit to a degree. I also don’t really like rotisserie chickens, usually overseasoned to compensate for the sweaty, chewy meat of the lowest quality chicken they can use.

I like the packages of the rotisserie meat they already have ready to go instead of having to deal with the greasy bird myself. Next to the salads and ready to eat cook/eat things in the meat area.

Their new hot chicken packaging definitely sucks.

[Ekco]

I like the packages of the rotisserie meat they already have ready to go instead of having to deal with the greasy bird myself.

Yeah, it's called not being a savage. if you're eating a whole ass bird outside of larping as Robert Baratheon at your local Medieval Times... you're a fucking asshole.

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[magnetaress]

So the original premise of this thread was that I flip around a lot in bed most of the day. And I thought that was kinda just like the chickens.