Thousands of years from now...

[magnetaress]

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(You finish)

[Trexller]

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[magnetaress]

Lol

[Ekco]

in the best timeline, Craig won the late-night wars and got Johnny's chair

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[Botten]

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(You finish)

About 64% of Americans call themselves Christian today. That might sound like a lot, but 50 years ago that number was 90%, according to a 2020 Pew Research Center study. That same survey said the Christian majority in the US may disappear by 2070.

[Pulgasari]

About 64% of Americans call themselves Christian today. That might sound like a lot, but 50 years ago that number was 90%, according to a 2020 Pew Research Center study. That same survey said the Christian majority in the US may disappear by 2070.

Some might interpret that as genocide and not give you the white glove treatment.

[Trexller]

Yeah actually christians can go extinct thats fine by me

Just so long as the muslims and the rest of the judeo-christian faiths go with them

Any of the religions used to justify wars, ya'll can GTFO

[Botten]

Some might interpret that as genocide and not give you the white glove treatment.

Well, if the decline of Christianity in the US is considered genocide, does that mean we need to start a 'Save the Christians' charity fund? Maybe we could have a telethon with celebrities singing 'We Are the World' to raise awareness. Or better yet, we could create a 'No Christian Left Behind' program, complete with matching T-shirts and bumper stickers!

[Trexller]

Yeah actually christians can go extinct thats fine by me

Just so long as the muslims and the rest of the judeo-christian faiths go with them

Any of the religions used to justify wars, ya'll can GTFO

Ill expand that to any religion that is used to justify making life suck for someone else.

Your services are no longer required on this planet, and don't let the door hit you on the way out

I don't want your stank on my door.

[Ekco]

all the Abrahamic religions will merge into one like in Dune eventually.

[Pulgasari]

Yeah actually christians can go extinct thats fine by me

Just so long as the muslims and the rest of the judeo-christian faiths go with them

Any of the religions used to justify wars, ya'll can GTFO

Make way for the Buddhists(Chy-na) and Hindus(India). :o

Majority (mob) rule for all.

[Trexller]

Those guys are usually/always peaceful

[Botten]

It is seeming more and more that Loki isn't the biblical God in disguise.

It is Baldr, the Norse God of Light!

Although Loki tricks Hodr's blind brother into offing Baldr. Which famously sets off Ragnarok.

Hm but once the pandemonium has ceased and all the other Gods have perished, it is said that out of that desolation, Baldr will be resurrected!

Then a single man and woman will emerge to begin the human race anew.

Named Lif and Lifthrasir remanifestations of Ask and Embla (*cough Adam and Eve -
You know those two that lived in the Garden of Eden. :rolleyes: )

And now how did Baldr survive you say?

Well, we know that the Norse gods maintain their eternal youth through the apples from Garden of Idunn's Orchard.

They says Loki didn't survive Ragnarok. Would not put it past Loki the trickster God of mischief and fire slinked away to what little remained of his daughter's realm Helheim. Then shape shifted into a snake to try and corrupt Ask and Embla to his favor.

I'm not saying Christianity is just a post Ragnarok Norse mythology (thou sure sounds like it *cough stolen story*), but I am saying that I wholeheartedly believe that Loki would mess with the God of Light by changing his own name to something that means Light-bringer.

Something like.... Lucifer.

[Pulgasari]

Those guys are usually/always peaceful

They don't eat cows you know.

[Pulgasari]

It is seeming more and more that Loki isn't the biblical God in disguise.

It is Baldr, the Norse God of Light!

Although Loki tricks Hodr's blind brother into offing Baldr. Which famously sets off Ragnarok.

Hm but once the pandemonium has ceased and all the other Gods have perished, it is said that out of that desolation, Baldr will be resurrected!

Then a single man and woman will emerge to begin the human race anew.

Named Lif and Lifthrasir remanifestations of Ask and Embla (*cough Adam and Eve -
You know those two that lived in the Garden of Eden. :rolleyes: )

And now how did Baldr survive you say?

Well, we know that the Norse gods maintain their eternal youth through the apples from Garden of Idunn's Orchard.

They says Loki didn't survive Ragnarok. Would not put it past Loki the trickster God of mischief and fire slinked away to what little remained of his daughter's realm Helheim. Then shape shifted into a snake to try and corrupt Ask and Embla to his favor.

I'm not saying Christianity is just a post Ragnarok Norse mythology (thou sure sounds like it *cough stolen story*), but I am saying that I wholeheartedly believe that Loki would mess with the God of Light by changing his own name to something that means Light-bringer.

Something like.... Lucifer.

If your going to go around forming malopriapisms, you might as well reference Odin hanging from a tree to gain wisdom.

[Trexller]

Yeah actually botten might not be far off this time

Even if he is a pagan

Its all fantasy tho

[Botten]

Make way for the Buddhists(Chy-na) and Hindus(India). :o

Majority (mob) rule for all.

-Buddhism evolved from Hinduism.

-Red Meat is all around bad. You don't need to eat red meat to get protein, B12 and Zinc. You can get the same amounts from fish, eggs, and nuts.

-Pffff... stabbed by a spear who reuse that cliche?

-Keeping up with topic - Norse - Thousand Years of Oppression

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[Pulgasari]

-Buddhism evolved from Hinduism.

-Red Meat is all around bad. You don't need to eat red meat to get protein, B12 and Zinc. You can get the same amounts from fish, eggs, and nuts.

-Pffff... stabbed by a spear who reuse that cliche?

-Keeping up with topic - Norse - Thousand Years of Oppression

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If you took a binding poll of India and the United States, none of us would be allowed to eat beef ever again.

[Pulgasari]

And honestly, anyone who gets involved with any of the Pagan Odinism bull crap would have been blood eagled within 3 days at the time.

I think I prefer Jesus!

😎

[Botten]

And honestly, anyone who gets involved with any of the Pagan Odinism bull crap would have been blood eagled within 3 days at the time....

the blood angle...
Christian imagery of Angels were probably stolen from this too. :D

[Trexller]

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[magnetaress]

Honestly the earlier and brit stuff is much more funny.

[Rimitto]

Yeah actually christians can go extinct thats fine by me

Just so long as the muslims and the rest of the judeo-christian faiths go with them

Any of the religions used to justify wars, ya'll can GTFO
most wars are factions of greed. :cool: