McConnell inexplicably freezes mid-sentence, glitches out, has to be escorted away

[Lune]

Gerontocracy

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These people would have been forced out of any private sector or, hell, even public sector job ages ago. Mitch is 80+, Biden is 80+, Feinstein is a fossil, Pelosi was a fossil. Wheel em all out and right into the fucking nursing home, these people should not be running the country.

[Lune]

Modern medicine can keep your body functioning well past Glitch McConnell's age, but it has no solution to keep your brain healthy. This is a somewhat new phenomena; in history the vast majority of these peoples' bodies would crap out around the same time their brain did if not before.

Time for a constitutional amendment implementing an age limit to prevent future Bidens, McConnell's, and Feinsteins.

[aussenseiter]

Pelosi is still there.

[Lune]

Ah you're right, she stepped down from leadership though after being bullied by the mob

[Patriam1066]

Glitch McConnell is a good nickname. Hopefully trump starts using it

[aussenseiter]

Ah you're right, she stepped down from leadership though after being bullied by the mob

Don't bully old ladies.

[Nibblewitz]

On the contrary, I think government officials should be at least 65. Such civil servants would live off their pensions and social security instead of milking taxpayers. Limited terms are an added benefit.

[Trexller]

holy shit that looks bad, Glitch McConnel looks worse than Biden.

it's like that video where Eminem glitches out.

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or this one

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[Duik]

Top comments.
Live feed from Russia failed.
Glitch McConnell.
404 error. Content not found.
All gold.
Forget don't say gay. Up the ante. Dont say anything. That's mine.

Ohh, and Bahhahahahahaha. I mean, from good stock that boy is. He'll go far.

[MrSparkle001]

The simulation sometimes glitches. It happens.

[Origen]

On the contrary, I think government officials should be at least 65. Such civil servants would live off their pensions and social security instead of milking taxpayers. Limited terms are an added benefit.It also guarantees no working class person will be able to do it, but I realize that's your intention. Good thing you are just as futile as the rest of us!

[Duik]

And lolocaust.
News item says "appears to freeze".
Dont wanna call it too soon.
Didn't wanna put their necks out?
New one. McConnell finally pulled his head in.
Goin' into his shell?
Awww. Bad man larfin at OldFuckwit. Me bad man.
See you in hell Father Mothers!

[Landroval]

It also guarantees no working class person will be able to do it, but I realize that's your intention. Good thing you are just as futile as the rest of us!

Name the last working class president

[Origen]

Nah, I don't care to speak with an anti-semite

[Landroval]

Actually, I'm transvaxxed, so that makes me morally superior to you

[Origen]

When you try a joke once, and it doesn't land, it helps if you repeat it - comedy expert

[aussenseiter]

When you try a joke once, and it doesn't land, it helps if you repeat it - comedy expert

I thought Hercules made a good point when he observed that "it's all lawyers" regarding D.C.

[Origen]

Jokes with homework are always a riot

[aussenseiter]

Jokes with homework are always a riot

What's the homework?

[Origen]

I am not abreast of the latest Kevin Sorbo developments, so I'd have to type in "kevin sorbo it's all lawyers" to get to the root of that statement!

[arvidez]

It also guarantees no working class person will be able to do it, but I realize that's your intention. Good thing you are just as futile as the rest of us!

working class that live within their means could.

not everyone is born with the silverspoon in their mouth and that is a wonderful thing.

what did god say about envy?

[Toxigen]

mkultra

[Origen]

working class that live within their means could.

not everyone is born with the silverspoon in their mouth and that is a wonderful thing.

what did god say about envy?Not relevant, but god has a lot to say about wealth

Anyways, I hope the right takes up the "all politicans should be 65+" cause, that would benefit the left tremendously

[arvidez]

the first mind contr9ol was separation of earth and sky.

heard a blonde lady say smoking weed keeps the boogyman away.

[arvidez]

Not relevant, but god has a lot to say about wealth





no god doesnt

[Origen]

The anti-wealth parts in the bible are basically some of the only parts I take seriously, since it was compiled by the wealthy and yet retains the mostly anti-wealthy sentiment

Anyways, prosperity gospel people will burn (temporarily)

[arvidez]

i took vow of poverty when i was a teen because of the lessons of the bible. i feared money because i knew whet i would be if i had it. so she is "conquering" and i am "awakening".

stupid vow. but we deserve and need each other.


prosperity gospel? thought you no like homework...

[Origen]

Well maybe you love homework, and that wasn't phrased as a joke I guess

Never heard of Joel Osteen? Lucky you.

[cd288]

#TermLimits

[aussenseiter]

The anti-wealth parts in the bible are basically some of the only parts I take seriously, since it was compiled by the wealthy and yet retains the mostly anti-wealthy sentiment

Anyways, prosperity gospel people will burn (temporarily)

Can they earn remission?

[Origen]

Can they earn remission?I sincerely hope we all can

[unsunghero]

Finally got around to watching the clip

I love when he’s asked if he has anything more to say. Lol the correct questions should be:

“Do you know where you are right now?
Do you know who you are, what’s your name?
What month are we in right now?”

Stuff like that, then a fire department call, maybe asking to do some movements like smile and raising arms. Probably shouldn’t fuck around with a stroke possibility

[unsunghero]

My 96yr old grandmother is still more with it than McConnell or Biden

Never once have I seen her have a senior moment. Her memory is still sharp as a tack. I attribute it to good genetics, healthy eating, and a lifetime of doing the entire crossword puzzle in the newspaper every Sunday. She was a crossword solving machine, and she never once knew how to get on the internet, even to this day

I was just over there last weekend and she finally stared at me deadpan and said “Satan has come into this home today”. And I thought “uh oh, grandma finally losing it”

Then a few minutes later I come to find out she was just frustrated that her washing machine and fridge both broke in the span of an hour and was just venting

[Homesteaded]

There is a video out there where a lady comes up and taps Cocaine Mitch on the arm and he immediately freezes.

[Landroval]

I'm voting Biden again just to accelerate Clown World. Think the economy is bad now? Wait for it...

[Origen]

Good call, the economy must be destroyed

[Landroval]

You think I'm joking; I'm not.

[Origen]

It tracks. Biden is a terrible conservative and a racist, I've said all along you reactionary fellas should love him.

[Landroval]

Don't try to throw me off my vote

[aussenseiter]

No vroom vroom.

[Lune]

I'm voting Biden again just to accelerate Clown World. Think the economy is bad now? Wait for it...

Why would I think the economy is bad now? So far we're executing a soft landing from a period of irrational exuberance, as Greenspan would say. The only thing shitty about our economy is that they purposefully tried to trigger a recession to protect the dragon hoards of wealthmongers from inflation and depress wages. Was gonna be a soft reset for anyone and everyone who sells their labor to live, has debt, or owns real property, which in total is about 95% of us.

Boomers pulled the ladder up with them and we had a chance to rip it back down

[aussenseiter]

Why would I think the economy is bad now? So far we're executing a soft landing from a period of irrational exuberance, as Greenspan would say. The only thing shitty about our economy is that they purposefully tried to trigger a recession to protect the dragon hoards of wealthmongers from inflation and depress wages. Was gonna be a soft reset for anyone and everyone who sells their labor to live, has debt, or owns real property, which in total is about 95% of us.

Boomers pulled the ladder up with them and we had a chance to rip it back down

Do you normally like Greenspan? I don't think he does either.

Horseshoes go on horses.

[Lune]

Greenspan was an Ayn Rand cultist buffoon who almost single handedly caused the 2009 bubble and butchered the entire country about as bad as Edward Lampert butchered Sears.

I'm basically astounded our generation's zeitgeist doesn't remember Greenspan as a demon from hell

[aussenseiter]

Greenspan was an Ayn Rand cultist buffoon who almost single handedly caused the 2009 bubble and butchered the entire country about as bad as Edward Lampert butchered Sears.

I'm basically astounded our generation's zeitgeist doesn't remember Greenspan as a demon from hell

Q.E.D.