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abbud
04-30-2023, 06:31 PM
Hey guys, this is the crazy / skilled matrix i've developed during my 12 years on red99.

It's everything a young man needs to know about the playerbase.

https://i.imgur.com/uUuqx5K.png

As long as you stay below the vyrenoth apex you will be fine. Once you've gotten some experience you may want to stray over the other side occasionally to find loot, but be careful. This is high risk versus reward,

Good luck.

Gustoo
05-01-2023, 01:06 AM
As a person who would like to be playing but doesn’t, I appreciate the insight into what seems like nearly the entire player base judging by the number of names here.

Plus no one has posted in forever. You’re a hero in my book

totmanc
05-01-2023, 01:09 AM
Subscribed

Videri
05-01-2023, 09:41 AM
I think I’d go in the yellow part. Maybe green, after Grobb.

Mio Kitahara
05-01-2023, 11:03 AM
You really dropped the ball by not including Horsebird in the No Fly Zone.

abbud
05-01-2023, 03:23 PM
I think I’d go in the yellow part. Maybe green, after Grobb.

I remember you, very friendy and helpful. But after reviewing footage there is no way I can put you anywhere but within the tash rootable pie.

See evidence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLr_GkNDN6M

https://i.imgur.com/40ICoLg.png

There is always room for improvement, if you ever came back.

I miss you my friend.

Cwall 146.0
05-02-2023, 02:12 AM
very generous opinion of tune you got there

Videri
05-02-2023, 03:01 AM
aw man

Looks like part of me is in the Gold Membership Region!

Imago
05-02-2023, 11:56 AM
I am disappointed you didn’t include me, but I also know exactly where I would be.

Ragnaros
05-02-2023, 05:51 PM
Is Raenys the same person as Ananias?

abbud
05-03-2023, 06:34 AM
Is Raenys the same person as Ananias?

No, they are different people.

EatitNerd
05-03-2023, 07:13 PM
Lmao this dude thinks people like oodat ricquire and baugi are good players. Who wants to break the news? Cutter even close to the same level as strut? Delusional.

Imago
05-03-2023, 11:00 PM
Get some of the core <Friends> up there like Slathar, Salem and Barcode in that top right corner to give current players something to strive for.

garbageman69
05-04-2023, 10:35 AM
Get some of the core <Friends> up there like Slathar, Salem and Barcode in that top right corner to give current players something to strive for.

Cringe dickriding from a nonfactor

Cwall 146.0
05-16-2023, 12:22 PM
slathar is a solid player

the other two? nah

Tormmac
05-17-2023, 01:45 AM
barcode was based but sucked ass and sounded old

Cwall 146.0
05-17-2023, 04:41 AM
that guy freaked out on me in tells on many occasions

he used to say some bizarre shit

Dulu
05-24-2023, 04:21 PM
If you had named like 30 more people, could have had the entire playerbase history.

Platexchange
05-24-2023, 07:52 PM
R99 has now seen 3 American presidents in office and still in velious.

magnetaress
05-24-2023, 09:30 PM
I'm not even on this list.

And that is a good thing.

G-d bless.

Also no offense to those on the list.

jeffd
06-03-2023, 04:09 PM
mustard/anklestraps #1 clean whistle & box gentleman

everyone else B tier at best

cya

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1407/5138189761_24126d459c_z.jpg

Pabruzzese99
06-05-2023, 05:36 PM
Cringe dickriding from a nonfactor

https://media.tenor.com/iH6o3_bFNgwAAAAC/ohhhhh-will-smith.gif

Minaka
06-11-2023, 10:32 AM
Hey guys, this is the crazy / skilled matrix i've developed during my 12 years on red99.

It's everything a young man needs to know about the playerbase.

https://i.imgur.com/uUuqx5K.png

As long as you stay below the vyrenoth apex you will be fine. Once you've gotten some experience you may want to stray over the other side occasionally to find loot, but be careful. This is high risk versus reward,

Good luck.

what do I have to do to be 10 crazy 0 skill? haha

gangsta
06-11-2023, 08:03 PM
think you gave 90% of this list way too much credit in the skill regard, the remaining players are mostly terrible

Gustoo
06-11-2023, 08:40 PM
what do I have to do to be 10 crazy 0 skill? haha

100% crazy should be considered the default setting for a red player in 2023

0 skill just click the buttons in the wrong order.

Minaka
06-11-2023, 10:47 PM
100% crazy should be considered the default setting for a red player in 2023

0 skill just click the buttons in the wrong order.

haha ill tash and mez but then /hug haha kill me lol