thread for telling PG you just ate a cheeseburger

[aussenseiter]

I just ate a cheeseburger PG

Ok someone elses turn I'm full(of cheeseburger)

[Trexller]

im currently preparing country fried breaded chicken, mashed potatoes and there is a beef pot pie in the oven

that count?

[aussenseiter]

im currently preparing country fried breaded chicken, mashed potatoes and there is a beef pot pie in the oven

that count?

Sounds good.

Post naughty foods.

[Encroaching Death]

Burrito

[MrSparkle001]

Post naughty foods.

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[Encroaching Death]

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[aussenseiter]

cheesesteak sandwich

[pink grapefruit]

am i pg?

anyway it's fine to eat cheeseburgers every now and again, for most people. the real harm from red meats and saturated fat is when it becomes a common thing to eat.

if you limit yourself to 3 portions (about the size of a deck of cards) or 490g (number from the World Cancer Research Fund) of red meat if you like to weigh your food like me per week you greatly reduce any potential harm!

[Swish]

https://gcdnb.pbrd.co/images/TzDM0iKDS0wC.webp

https://media.tenor.com/6SpQYaXhp0EAAAAC/cleveland-clevelandshow.gif

[aussenseiter]

am i pg?

anyway it's fine to eat cheeseburgers every now and again, for most people. the real harm from red meats and saturated fat is when it becomes a common thing to eat.

if you limit yourself to 3 portions (about the size of a deck of cards) or 490g (number from the World Cancer Research Fund) of red meat if you like to weigh your food like me per week you greatly reduce any potential harm!

yes. get mad!

[pink grapefruit]

yes. get mad!

it doesn't make me mad so much as it gives me a false feeling of superiority.

[aussenseiter]

it doesn't make me mad so much as it gives me a false feeling of superiority.

It's my headcanon that it bothers you and I will continue to post about it as such.

[magnetaress]

I had potato soup

[misterbonkers]

had a 1 lb fuddrucker burger with fried eggs, onion rings, and fondue poured all over last night

i'm still thinking about it

[Ekco]

fmJP9XHqiAM

[Tethler]

Last time I went to costco I bought a big ass bag of toffee coated cashews. Ate half that mf'er in one sitting. Could. Not. Stop.

[unsunghero]

Feast at grandma’s today: steak she made, and dad likes to being El pollo loco chicken and make tacos

Both of those + 2 lemon bars grandma makes (these are divine), and like 5 ginger cookies

Lotta shit but I kept that as my only meal today, so can still hang on to my shoddy 6pack

[aussenseiter]

Eggs.

It was earlier but that was the best thing I ate today.

[Jimjam]

WERMGYQBXwc

[Encroaching Death]

Ass.

Jk, but how good would that have been if I just did?

Epic XD

[aussenseiter]

WERMGYQBXwc

yes it is.

[pink grapefruit]

pancakes are just worse waffles.

[Ekco]

pancakes are just worse waffles.

crepes are S tier, waffles A and pancakes are disgusting

[Jimjam]

Don’t have american pancakes. Only crepes.

Whats the best way to take a crepe?

Lemon and honey?

Choc chip and marshmallow?

[MrSparkle001]

Don’t have american pancakes. Only crepes.

Whats the best way to take a crepe?

Lemon and honey?

Choc chip and marshmallow?

Orange butter, cognac, Cointreau, sugar on top, flambe.

[pink grapefruit]

i'm just a simple small-town elf, and maybe my nationality is showing but i've only had crêpes a handful of times so i don't have a real preference :(

[Basanos]

I have been to France three times and still haven't tried a crepe. I am not big on sweet stuff.

[Encroaching Death]

Pancakes are the reason we're retarded in the US.

Are they tasty? Sure, crave-inducing even.

But they're what a fat, broke person thinks is good.

If you like pancakes, you probably also proposed to your wife in a Walmart.

Everything Americans do is fake, plastic, and surface level.

We don't produce anything of real substance, except for diabetes and ignorance.

George Washington wanted better for us but all we could offer is reality television shows about meth-addicted, obese children.

Fuck you.

[Basanos]

You live in Florida but you're not gonna represent Waffle House?

I guess I love my fellow Americans more than you

[pink grapefruit]

*sips vegan protein shake*

yum; vanilla!!

[Encroaching Death]

You live in Florida but you're not gonna represent Waffle House?

I guess I love my fellow Americans more than you

Waffle House lost my respect when they finally closed one of their restaurants for a hurricane

/spit

[Basanos]

Waffle House lost my respect when they finally closed one of their restaurants for a hurricane

/spitYou enjoy Stuckey's, traitor, I'll be over here waving the American flag and getting the shit kicked out of me at Waffle House

[Encroaching Death]

*sips vegan protein shake*

yum; vanilla!!

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[Encroaching Death]

You enjoy Stuckey's, traitor, I'll be over here waving the American flag and getting the shit kicked out of me at Waffle House

Stuckey's is for truckers on bennies and lot lizards

https://img.ifunny.co/images/4514efd93dec1e13bfefd07563ba2a74f9896635c721fa05dd 9349ea9a41bd98_1.jpg

[Basanos]

Stuckey's is for truckers on bennies and lot lizardsTruckers and lot lizards are exploited working class Americans and I fully support them

[Encroaching Death]

Truckers and lot lizards are exploited working class Americans and I fully support them

They vote for Trump though.

*support abandoned*

[Basanos]

They vote for Trump though.

*support abandoned*You still don't understand me, despite the fact that I overexplain myself

Search my posts, I supported the trucker convoy at the time and I have long supported January 6th

[Encroaching Death]

You still don't understand me, despite the fact that I overexplain myself

Search my posts, I supported the trucker convoy at the time and I have long supported January 6th

No you didn't.

You specifically said "I support the method, but not the fascists doing it."

[pink grapefruit]

could y'all not talk politics in the fun cheeseburger thread? politics ruined these forums :(

[aussenseiter]

could y'all not talk politics in the fun cheeseburger thread? politics ruined these forums :(

Agreed, no arguing on shrove.

[Encroaching Death]

could y'all not talk politics in the fun cheeseburger thread? politics ruined these forums :(

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[misterbonkers]

could y'all not talk politics in the fun cheeseburger thread? politics ruined these forums :(

https://i.imgur.com/ei6TMc0.png

[aussenseiter]

And the difference between a zucchini and a cucumber is what, exactly?

[Patriam1066]

Orange butter, cognac, Cointreau, sugar on top, flambe.

I have been to France three times and still haven't tried a crepe. I am not big on sweet stuff.

They make savory crepes. If you’re ever in Houston I have a couple of places to recommend

Pancakes, waffles, and sweet crepes are for the obese. If you start your day like that, it’s no wonder why you can’t compete with immigrant productivity. The only acceptable carbs for breakfast come from oatmeal or fruit

[Encroaching Death]

And the difference between a zucchini and a cucumber is what, exactly?

I didn't pay $100 for a cu to cum in my butt

[pink grapefruit]

And the difference between a zucchini and a cucumber is what, exactly?

i'm no botanist, and my kale and radishes are always ruined by hail but zucchini has that kinda spongy interior almost like an eggplant. cucumbers have more moisture inside and "crisp" may be a good word for describing them.

i never buy cucumbers (unless they're pickled- pickles are the shit). zucchini tho is delicious and i buy it always.

[Basanos]

They make savory crepes. If you’re ever in Houston I have a couple of places to recommend

Pancakes, waffles, and sweet crepes are for the obese. If you start your day like that, it’s no wonder why you can’t compete with immigrant productivity. The only acceptable carbs for breakfast come from oatmeal or fruitThank God I meet your breakfast standards, I rarely eat breakfast and if I do it's a glass of milk

[Jimjam]

They make savory crepes. If you’re ever in Houston I have a couple of places to recommend

Pancakes, waffles, and sweet crepes are for the obese. If you start your day like that, it’s no wonder why you can’t compete with immigrant productivity. The only acceptable carbs for breakfast come from oatmeal or fruit

Crepes can be rolled up with bacon and grated cheddar baked in a tray of cream.

[Encroaching Death]

I don't eat anything until 5pm.

Breakfast is for the unemployed.

[MrSparkle001]

And the difference between a zucchini and a cucumber is what, exactly?

I wouldn't want a bread/cake made with cucumbers and I wouldn't want a pickled zucchini or a gin distilled with zucchini.

Like bananas vs plantains.

[Basanos]

And the difference between a zucchini and a cucumber is what, exactly?Zucchini is a squash, which makes it Mesoamerican in origin. Cucumbers grow on vines and are technically melons, and it's apparently originally from India.

[aussenseiter]

Tostitos Salsa con Queso

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[misterbonkers]

i had a five guys burger on friday and one of my favorite wrestlers also had one at the same time (https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1634384037321261057)

[Patriam1066]

I don't eat anything until 5pm.

Breakfast is for the unemployed.

I actually think the opposite. I don’t eat after 4 PM because I look out the window from around 5 PM onwards waiting for a Zoroastrian bat signal to appear in the sky, calling us all back to Iran to depose the Arab interlopers

It hasn’t happened yet but I remain hopeful BIGLY

[Patriam1066]

Thank God I meet your breakfast standards, I rarely eat breakfast and if I do it's a glass of milk

Sweet breakfast rots your teeth and makes you feel like shit the rest of the day. This is why I can still run 8 miles at age 57 and my wedding band is made of mithril while most of the jokers got bronze or copper

[Basanos]

Is milk considered sweet? It obviously contains sugar but I don't think they add sugar to it... I'm fairly careful about added sugar in my diet. Now I have to go check the milk in the fridge.

This morning, I had a Chobani plain yogurt for breakfast and a cup of black coffee.

[aussenseiter]

https://i.imgur.com/u6yjDRL.png

[aussenseiter]

The juice is worth the squeeze 😺

[magnetaress]

I just pooped out an instant breakfast. Leftover stuffed squash. Some spinach and potatoes (a very small portion) and also some aglio olio. Pronounced olia olia! (ahl-ee-ah)

And OPs post is literally from 02-23.

😬

[aussenseiter]

Thread for telling Botten you just ate cow meat

Haystack Tavern Double -

https://i.imgur.com/MphLXQs.png

[unsunghero]

^
A bajillion calories but man that looks good

[magnetaress]

I ate cake made out of palm oil today and pooped out dead shrimp.

Not super proud butt hey, I think? I kept it under 1200calories?

Going for Anorexia again. Need a way to avoid stress eating or eating to replace love or human contact or out of boredom...

It's hard without a crazy amount of stimulants with appetite suppressant side effects on board...

[Botten]

https://images.cartoonstock.com/lowres_800/medical-nutritionist-dietician-diet-dieter-gp-bfrn439_low.jpg

[unsunghero]

It's hard without a crazy amount of stimulants with appetite suppressant side effects on board...

YES, 1000x YES

You have no idea how many times I tell myself “man I wish I had some appetite suppressants”. But they’re all stims and with how much caffeine I already do it would just be too hard on my heart

But it’s sucks, the hunger ache when cutting. It’s so constant and present, I can’t abstract it, I can’t block it out, and I can’t distract myself from it. It’s always there, right in my mind

The only thing I can do is try to visualize it as muscle pain, a good thing. When the ache is the worst that’s when I tell myself “now you’re finally burning fat, you weren’t 3 hours ago”. Stuff like that

But goddamn science needs to make better suppressants that aren’t stims or ozempic

[unsunghero]

^
Oh supposedly there are new designer peptides you can inject that turn grellin the hunger hormone like off, that aren’t ozempic and have no sides

Unless you consider the $400+/mo cost a side effect…..

[magnetaress]

I'm poor and seriously $400/mo is not worth it for me when I can just go the Bhuddist or Jesus route.

I mostly have the mental discipline as long as I remain off the antipsychotics. Which is tough. I miss being able to literally sleep 23 hrs a day.

Buttttt! If u got $400 in disposable monthly and u wanna be skinny fat. Without bulking muscle mass.

Go for it imho!

[unsunghero]

I'm poor and seriously $400/mo is not worth it for me when I can just go the Bhuddist or Jesus route.

I mostly have the mental discipline as long as I remain off the antipsychotics. Which is tough. I miss being able to literally sleep 23 hrs a day.

Buttttt! If u got $400 in disposable monthly and u wanna be skinny fat. Without bulking muscle mass.

Go for it imho!

Oh kind of on that topic, super popular natural fitness influencer Jesse James West said he had to go to therapy after his last natural bodybuilding competition finished because of how fucked up cutting and staying at 6% bodyfat had made his mind’s relationship with food

I heard from others in response that disordered eating is almost a guarantee in bodybuilding

[magnetaress]

Idk. Too me anything that weakens you is disordered.

Anything else is fair game.

If I am 150lb and weak as a kitten. In most cases that is going to be better than 300lb and weak as a kitten.

You gotta be epic in order to be extremely fit. By my metrics, 80th percentile in endurance, speed (reflex), and strength. By these variables. I am waaaaay disordered.

[magnetaress]

Actually stressing about the sugar Content of these lossanges lol. Do I cough and choke for an hr or suck it up and take the stupid sugar hit fucking with my metabolism and down the line hunger response.

[unsunghero]

or suck it up and take the stupid sugar hit fucking with my metabolism and down the line hunger response.

You know the physiology well

Exactly my daily thoughts. Lots of sugar at once and guaranteed higher hunger pangs response on the horizon

[aussenseiter]

If this is to be my last post, let it be this:

Botten, I just ate a cheeseburger.

[magnetaress]

I miss PG RIP

[magnetaress]

@ aussenseiter get a new dog if u havent already don't be so damn EMO ppl care about u

[Toxigen]

i ate 2 cheeseburgers the day after thanksgiving

get some

[magnetaress]

last time i ate a cheeseburger was at least 3 weeks before thanksgiving

[Ooloo]

I could go for some five guys right now, but then I remember how ashamed I would feel.

When you go into five guys or cinnabon, you need to carry yourself with the swagger of the problem child being introduced on jerry springer.

You don't know me!

[Lune]

My cat died tonight, had him euthanized at the vet because the poor guy was suffering and we couldn't treat this one. When we got home, I was sitting there with my wife, who was sobbing and ordering a comfort cheeseburger on doordash because she couldnt go out. She sobbed, "I just want my kitty cat back", and I was like, "Then you should have ordered Chinese". Now neither of us are getting any pussy.

All joking aside, RIP-- he was the best cat, and my best little good friend

https://i.imgur.com/YDN3Mm5.jpg

(that's not him dead that's him in ecstasy)

[magnetaress]

Sorry for your loss m8 :(

Take solace in that there is a kitty cat heaven !

[Tormac]

Sorry to hear about your fuzzy friend passing Lune.


Is having an Arby's roast beef and cheddar close enough to count as a cheese burger?

[magnetaress]

no way totally different thing imo not even close

[Tormac]

no way totally different thing imo not even close

I am willing to accept your ruling on this, but I will point out they are both just beef and cheese.

[Toxigen]

(that's not him dead that's him in ecstasy)

i lol'd b/c it could be either way