Your perfect morning routine?

[pink grapefruit]

https://i.imgur.com/ylGjJXz.png

Also how true is it that brushing your teeth soon after coffee is harmful to tooth enamel? Maybe I should change that around, but I got into this habit before work and idk.

[Basanos]

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[misterbonkers]

wake up
grab a brush and put a little makeup
hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
why'd you leave the keys upon the table
here you go create another fable (you wanted to)

[magnetaress]

I drink a glass full of polyethylene glycol.

Then I play eq a bit.
Give cat medicine.
Eat breakfast with tea.
Lay down.
Mebbe if I feel good ill play a bit more EQ.
Make more tea.
Do some house work.

Then it's already lunch time!

[Encroaching Death]

4am - wake up

5am - furiously masturbate

5:03am - post-nut power nap

5:15am - Raw kale and blood soup for breakfast

5:30am - kill the neighbor's cat

6am - shower

6:01am - round 2, furiously masturbate

6:04am - stomp cum down the drain

6:36am - finish getting cum down the drain

6:37am - power shit

6:38am - get out of the shower

6:40am - throw dishes against wall to wake up neighbor in next apartment

6:59am - get dressed for work

7:01am - shitpost on P99 forums

8:34am - leave the house for the office, tearing ass all the way down the stairs

[MrSparkle001]

Wake up
Turn off alarm
Turn on TV
Put on glasses
Browse Facebook and other social media for a few minutes
Snuggle cat if she's still there
Get out of bed
Take blood pressure pill and vitamins
Eat
Shower
Brush teeth in shower
Get dressed
Drive to work

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/951957_460s.jpg

[wuanahto]

The Twilight Zone-tier realization of having too much free time means having a routine is a luxury that you can never have. You can attempt to do it but once you realize you do not have to anymore it all falls apart. Things start to blend together for you, even franchises.
So around Christmas I got a new sexdoll. EverQuest was pretty on my radar at the time and when I seen it on eBay I knew that I had to do something about it.

This is Elia, she was a librarian in Felwithe and I was just a human wizard of the 15th moon season equinox solstice looking for some scrolls of assblasting for my 16th season moon winter harvesting festivaling.
yaddayaddayadda i learned that not all elves are gifted in magic and she was a borderline muggle. I got bored AND I ran out of ideas for this post after 'assblasting' but the boredness came first just for the record. The ending part of this was how half elves are made since they cant use intellect based spells and their starting wisdom is low. I am waiting for Hanidoll on ebay to restock their pregnant doll stock to prep up part2 of this routine story, one that got my original 2 accounts banned when someone seen that my wife only moves every 27 minutes or so

[pink grapefruit]

jesus christ, people.

[Trexller]

The Twilight Zone-tier realization of having too much free time means having a routine is a luxury that you can never have. You can attempt to do it but once you realize you do not have to anymore it all falls apart. Things start to blend together for you, even franchises.
So around Christmas I got a new sexdoll. EverQuest was pretty on my radar at the time and when I seen it on eBay I knew that I had to do something about it.

This is Elia, she was a librarian in Felwithe and I was just a human wizard of the 15th moon season equinox solstice looking for some scrolls of assblasting for my 16th season moon winter harvesting festivaling.
yaddayaddayadda i learned that not all elves are gifted in magic and she was a borderline muggle. I got bored AND I ran out of ideas for this post after 'assblasting' but the boredness came first just for the record. The ending part of this was how half elves are made since they cant use intellect based spells and their starting wisdom is low. I am waiting for Hanidoll on ebay to restock their pregnant doll stock to prep up part2 of this routine story, one that got my original 2 accounts banned when someone seen that my wife only moves every 27 minutes or so

WTF is that eldritch horror?

Are you the guy who ordered a sex doll with the custom face of Firiona Vie? He posted pics here awhile back and got immediately laughed off the forum

[Encroaching Death]

If I ordered a sex doll, I'd have to get one that looks like Steve Harvey.

Then I could lie and laugh it off to everyone as a joke.

But then secretly at night mustache ride my way into heaven.

[Trexller]

If I ordered a sex doll, I'd have to get one that looks like Steve Harvey.

Then I could lie and laugh it off to everyone as a joke.

But then secretly at night mustache ride my way into heaven.

but would it tell jokes or officiate family feud?

[Encroaching Death]

but would it tell jokes or officiate family feud?

I'd answer strangely or say "Penis" and it would look into the camera with a WTF face

[wuanahto]

Are you the guy who ordered a sex doll with the custom face of Firiona Vie?

No but did you save the image? I am really curious to what it looks like

[Encroaching Death]

No but did you save the image? I am really curious to what it looks like

Yeah, and how much did it cost and what website did he get it from?

[Encroaching Death]

Does it ship rolled up like a mattress?

https://i.ibb.co/hL5CfDr/unpacking-pic-1-600x600.jpg

[magnetaress]

This thread is your future.

Too be fair.

It's a good future. I'm glad every day is EQ day.

G-d bless. 🤗

[wuanahto]

Does it ship rolled up like a mattress?

https://i.ibb.co/hL5CfDr/unpacking-pic-1-600x600.jpg

rectangle box, foam padding, those plastic pockets of air things and a microfiber blanket

[aussenseiter]

rectangle box, foam padding, those plastic pockets of air things and a microfiber blanket

r u Jauna?

[Encroaching Death]

rectangle box, foam padding, those plastic pockets of air things and a microfiber blanket

Oh shit, it comes with a microfiber blanket??

Can you order just the blanket?

[Trexller]

r u Jauna?

ah yeah Jauna thats right

he's the guy who ordered the custom Firiona Vie sex doll

[wuanahto]

ah yeah Jauna thats right

he's the guy who ordered the custom Firiona Vie sex doll

i dont wanna go through 500+ posts to look for the image. out of all the porn you have in RnF you dont have the mascot sexdoll somewhere?

[Trexller]

i dont wanna go through 500+ posts to look for the image. out of all the porn you have in RnF you dont have the mascot sexdoll somewhere?

those images are weaponized hottness against forum spammers, and also randomly found on imgur, which is about 50% nerd memes, and 50% pics of hotties.

I think you're Juana, but if not, anyone who buys a sex doll is among the saddest, laziest and probably dumbest humans on earth.

in fact im glad you are humping a pile of silicone that resembles a human corpse, because thats a hell of alot better than passing that fucked up DNA onto another human being.

have fun jizzing in a dead girl, fuckin weirdo.

this is why bullies and random acts of violence are necessary, these are useful tools to beat the fuckin weird out of people. doesn't work for everyone, but it DOES work.

[misterbonkers]

those images are weaponized hottness against forum spammers, and also randomly found on imgur, which is about 50% nerd memes, and 50% pics of hotties.

I think you're Juana, but if not, anyone who buys a sex doll is among the saddest, laziest and probably dumbest humans on earth.

in fact im glad you are humping a pile of silicone that resembles a human corpse, because thats a hell of alot better than passing that fucked up DNA onto another human being.

have fun jizzing in a dead girl, fuckin weirdo.

this is why bullies and random acts of violence are necessary, these are useful tools to beat the fuckin weird out of people. doesn't work for everyone, but it DOES work.

you mean to tell me the guy who spends his time posting softcore images is against sex dolls? :confused:

[wuanahto]

those images are weaponized hottness against forum spammers, and also randomly found on imgur, which is about 50% nerd memes, and 50% pics of hotties.
I think you're Juana, but if not, anyone who buys a sex doll is among the saddest, laziest and probably dumbest humans on earth.
in fact im glad you are humping a pile of silicone that resembles a human corpse, because thats a hell of alot better than passing that fucked up DNA onto another human being.
have fun jizzing in a dead girl, fuckin weirdo.
this is why bullies and random acts of violence are necessary, these are useful tools to beat the fuckin weird out of people. doesn't work for everyone, but it DOES work.

I think trying to be a dwarf among gnomes is strange. But this is what virtue signalers do. You spoke highly of yourself at least 5 times in one post.

But I think I found it with help of the search function
https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=301125&highlight=sexdoll

[Trexller]

I think trying to be a dwarf among gnomes is strange. But this is what virtue signalers do. You spoke highly of yourself at least 5 times in one post.

But I think I found it with help of the search function


nah not it. it was actually a sex doll with a weird looking high elf face. made of silicone, exaggerated proportions of a petite woman. a dead petite woman.

you fuck a necrophilia trainer, a model of a human corpse

how do you feel about yourself as a man?

[wuanahto]

necrophilia

you need to go into more detail about this and your thought process on how posting softcore porn is "fighting the good fight"

[Trexller]

you need to go into more detail about this and your thought process on how posting softcore porn is "fighting the good fight"

lol i don't have to do fuckin jack shit.

your experience with living women is so feeble that you think bikini pics are softcore porn. softcore porn has real actual nudity in it. You're telling me you don't dress up your dead girls in a bikini? You know, sneak a nipple peek when you think your dead girl isn't looking?

I think i know what your problem is, the pics that I post are of women who are ALIVE. this fuckin guy prefers his women cold, lifeless and silent.

fuckin clown gets his rocks off in a silicone corpse and has the audacity to tell me what I need to do lol.

should be a clue when the alphabet people are more likely to support a kiddie-diddler rather than a corpse fucker

your entire being is a microcosm of whats wrong with modern men.

[wuanahto]

lol i don't have to do fuckin jack shit.

this is the most smart thing you said.
also why did you randomly bring up pedophiles and looked at them with a positive light?
is it because Trexller rhymes with kiddie-diddler?

[Trexller]

this is the most smart thing you said.
also why did you randomly bring up pedophiles and looked at them with a positive light?
is it because Trexller rhymes with kiddie-diddler?

ok Jauna, I guess i can't shit on the mentally retarded, even I have boundaries.

have fun dicking your pile of silicone

[wuanahto]

ok Jauna, I guess i can't shit on the mentally retarded, even I have boundaries.

have fun dicking your pile of silicone

the guy who went from doll>necro>trexllerdiddling logic leaps calling others retarded?

[Trexller]

the guy who went from doll>necro>trexllerdiddling logic leaps calling others retarded?

that isn't logic, and you don't understand whats going on here... so i figure, probably mentally retarded.

you think that there is someone on this forum who supports you fucking dead girls, so probably mentally retarded.

you went shopping for a life-sized sex doll, customized it to look like an elf, you clicked the "buy" button, and then posted pics online, definitely mentally retarded.

[wuanahto]

that isn't logic, and you don't understand whats going on here... so i figure, probably mentally retarded.

you think that there is someone on this forum who supports you fucking dead girls, so probably mentally retarded.

you went shopping for a life-sized sex doll, customized it to look like an elf, you clicked the "buy" button, and then posted pics online, definitely mentally retarded.

yeah but where do you get necro from that? Personally I want to believe you are avoiding not explaining it but I think you are doing it on purpose because of pride or you know there is no connection
also i noticed when you are legit angry you stop posting porn, trexllerdiddler

[Trexller]

yeah but where do you get necro from that? Personally I want to believe you are avoiding not explaining it but I think you are doing it on purpose because of pride or you know there is no connection
also i noticed when you are legit angry you stop posting porn, trexllerdiddler

really?

a silicone sex doll has a striking resemblance to a woman corpse. it's a hyper-realistic toy for men who can't get women to bust in.

you like to fuck dead girls, therefore you are a necrophile

the fact that i had to explain this, heavily suggests you are mentally retarded.

You are 100% Jauna, he had the same 12 year old juvenile vernacular when it came to trying to defend his dumbass self.

[wuanahto]

really?

a 2d porn image and a 3d porn thing are the same thing if your rules of logic apply, trexllerdiddler

[Trexller]

a 2d porn image and a 3d porn thing are the same thing if your rules of logic apply, trexllerdiddler

maybe? ok but...

I haven't posted any pornographic images, women wear bikinis in public everyday, all the time, and we thank them for it. Like I said tho, i understand where you might be offended, because those women are alive with the power to say, "ew no fuck off weirdo get outta here"

thx for playing Jauna, now go back to whatever hole of saddness you crawled out of.

[pink grapefruit]

I decided to re-commit myself to having the best morning routine possible, and then I shared about it here.

And this ofc lead to a discussion about sex dolls and necrophilia.

MFing elf nerds. Some people in this thread suck, and I'm sure you know who you are.

[wuanahto]

defend

even your subconscious is telling you that you are not in the right here, trexllerdiddler

[wuanahto]

maybe? ok but...
I haven't posted any pornographic images, women wear bikinis in public everyday

so wait, you will yield if i go find a bikini?
does it have to be that light blue gold trim one we have in game or can it be any bikini?

[Trexller]

even your subconscious is telling you that you are not in the right here, trexllerdiddler

nope. I don't own a sex doll, i don't have fantasies of fucking dead girls so... taking stock, definitely in the right.

you fuck a silicone pocket, I fuck a woman who probably loves me.

[aussenseiter]

ideally? kiss girl before i brush my teeth

[unsunghero]

Wake up, coffee immediately. Then off to morning workout if it’s an off day or to work if it’s a work day. I put contacts in and shave at work

Shower the night before. So I give myself like 15min to get ready in the morning. Basically just coffee and throwing clothes on

Not very glamorous

[Encroaching Death]

I decided to re-commit myself to having the best morning routine possible, and then I shared about it here.

And this ofc lead to a discussion about sex dolls and necrophilia.

MFing elf nerds. Some people in this thread suck, and I'm sure you know who you are.

What was wrong with my morning routine??

[unsunghero]

What was wrong with my morning routine??

There’s no way the neighbor would keep buying that many cats for you to kill

FAKE AND GAY

[magnetaress]

There’s no way the neighbor would keep buying that many cats for you to kill

FAKE AND GAY

Cats count as vermin by FL law last I heard. A few years ago. FWIW.

They also live wild here. High fiber gator snacks.

[unsunghero]

Cats count as vermin by FL law last I heard. A few years ago. FWIW.

They also live wild here. High fiber gator snacks.

Aw that’s sad. I’d for sure take on a gator to save my cat, although I think all I could do is avenge him

A feral cat, meh probably not, but still sad to see one go

[magnetaress]

Aw that’s sad. I’d for sure take on a gator to save my cat, although I think all I could do is avenge him

A feral cat, meh probably not, but still sad to see one go
Disease and malnutrition kill them horribly in 1-2 years. The gator is a kindness.

Now a few ascend to G-d tier lvl through shear tenacity and cleverness. They would probably win 1v1 in an arena naked vs encroaching.

All you can do is admire them and wish they where bigger and numerous enough to thin the heard better.

Gotta think like a cat.

[Encroaching Death]

Cats run circles around alligators.

Dogs however.... :(

There are signs in my condo complex that literally say "Do not walk your dog near the shore".

[magnetaress]

Cats run circles around alligators.

Dogs however.... :(

There are signs in my condo complex that literally say "Do not walk your dog near the shore".

I only said it was a kindness. Not a regularity.

[Kaveh]

Drink a gallon of water or near it, brush teeth, coffee after brushing

Depends on weather or locale but generally gym or run before eating, then I come back and eat. Alaska has messed this up because the gym here is generally packed with losers not doing much in the early AM and it’s too cold / I can’t put run a bear to go run outside in darkness

[Encroaching Death]

You drink a gallon of water every morning?

How many times does that make you piss?

[misterbonkers]

Drink a gallon of water or near it, brush teeth, coffee after brushing

Depends on weather or locale but generally gym or run before eating, then I come back and eat. Alaska has messed this up because the gym here is generally packed with losers not doing much in the early AM and it’s too cold / I can’t put run a bear to go run outside in darkness

skin one to wear as a coat and the other bears will fear you and leave you alone

that's how we get our runs done in swamp ass florida with gators

[Toxigen]

5:00 am - wakeup

5:05 am - coffee

5:30 am - brush teeth, don running or gym clothes

6:00 am - running or workout

7:30 am - breakfast

8:15 am - leave for work

[Jobaber]

you gotta take a shower eventually toxigen..

[Toxigen]

you gotta take a shower eventually toxigen..

never

dat stank lyfe

[Jobaber]

you god damn hippy right wingers :D