My Plan to End the Matriarchy and Revive 80's Style Toxic Masculinity

[Encroaching Death]

Look Ladies, you had your chance. You caught us at a weak point in our life where we let go of the reigns because, collectively, we really wanted some sex.

It's time to take back the TV remote.

Pull the car over, we're driving this again.

Ever since Steve Whatshisface invented the iPhone, we've been idolizing Nerds.

No more.

Now the douchebag from the 1980s teen movies will be our hero.

We will ban ALL comic-related movies and media.

Star Wars is for loser nerds.

We're coming close to making Star Trek cool - and that's dangerous.

Bullying will be MANDATORY in schools and each child will have to use at the MINIMUM 50 homophobic slurs per semester.

No one has received a Swirlie since 1993. We need to change that.

Children will no longer learn Music, but how to choke out an enemy and field strip an M82 Barret rifle.

Food will NOT be served at schools. Boxes of rats will be released where students will fight each other for slivers of rat carcasses.

Students who die of starvation will be used for tomorrow's lunch feast death match.

Women will no longer be able to talk.

Math will focus on weapon ballistics and Science will focus on better ways to kill each other.

Space travel will also be encouraged, but only because we want to weaponize it.

Sweets and sugar will be banned. The only foods that will be available is raw Tuna and Creatine power (and pre-workout)

Arnold Swareznegger will be cryogenetically frozen so he can be used to create extremely militarized action films for propaganda purposes.

Hands will be removed and replaced with guns upon request.

If we follow all of these steps, we MIGHT have a chance against China's inevitible invasion.

[Trexller]

This guy understands utopia

[magnetaress]

Straight from the "roaring 20s" right into the 80s. I like it.

Especially the bit about Arnold.

[goblinmob]

Is it ok if I drive a Roadrunner instead of a Firebird? I mean, they're kinds similar in a away. Also, sorry, I didn't mean to ask, I meant to tell you that's what I'm doing. Also forgive me for apologizing, old habits, amirite?.. I feel so ALIVE again!

[EDIT] If I ever loved, I would love my Roadrunner...

[Encroaching Death]

Is it ok if I drive a Roadrunner instead of a Firebird? I mean, they're kinds similar in a away. Also, sorry, I didn't mean to ask, I meant to tell you that's what I'm doing. Also forgive me for apologizing, old habits, amirite?.. I feel so ALIVE again!

[EDIT] If I ever loved, I would love my Roadrunner...

You've got the right idea.

[goblinmob]

Not a woman in sight, just people living in the moment

[Trexller]

Not a woman in sight, just people living in the moment

this might be veering dangerously close to Top Gun Beach Volleyball territory.

[Encroaching Death]

this might be veering dangerously close to Top Gun Beach Volleyball territory.

Oh I forgot, there will be state-enforced homosexuality.

[Trexller]

Oh I forgot, there will be state-enforced homosexuality.

This guy understands utopia

I was wrong.

Vive La Resistance!

[unsunghero]

Gun arms IMO so we can use right to bear “arms” arms puns. Optional actual bear arms once we get the technology

[aussenseiter]

Gun arms IMO so we can use right to bear “arms” arms puns. Optional actual bear arms once we get the technology

We could get extra arms (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utility_fog) in the near term by taking the mRNA vaccines. 💪👽

[goblinmob]

Could my penis be given arms so that it too may bear arms?

[Lune]

Confucius say:

Start like a butterfly landing on a rose petal. Finish like a bulldog eating porridge.

[magnetaress]

This is why I endorse this thread despite its obvious sexism.

[goblinmob]

lol me and the guys are gonna have a beer out in the shop and laugh at our farts if anyone wants to come

[MrSparkle001]

this might be veering dangerously close to Top Gun Beach Volleyball territory.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/Jt4SSaz1i5Z6u6KNBy/giphy.gif

[Encroaching Death]

lol me and the guys are gonna have a beer out in the shop and laugh at our farts if anyone wants to come

Utopia

[unsunghero]

lol me and the guys are gonna have a beer out in the shop and laugh at our farts if anyone wants to come

I’m so manly that I eat rocks and shit gunpowder

[magnetaress]

I’m so manly that I eat rocks and shit gunpowder

A girls best friend is diamonds 💎 ✨ 💕

Ok u can kick me outa this thread now lol.

[MrSparkle001]

A girls best friend is diamonds 💎 ✨ 💕

Ok u can kick me outa this thread now lol.

No it's a good home-cooked meal you made for her.

[Jobaber]

lol me and the guys are gonna have a beer out in the shop and laugh at our farts if anyone wants to come

This is what happens when you get rid of the 2a

QdMS_bAl8yU

[aussenseiter]

1 Tiktok post = 1 swirlie

[Encroaching Death]

1 Tiktok post = 1 swirlie

I like this rule.

And make the Swirlies public, like executions.

[Jobaber]

You two trying to de-level or something?

https://i.imgur.com/5lRt0eh.gif

[Encroaching Death]

You two trying to de-level or something?


I will single-handedly destroy China myself.

https://c.tenor.com/LKHbGAKr7wwAAAAM/onemanarmy.gif

[Jobaber]

I will single-handedly destroy China myself.

https://c.tenor.com/LKHbGAKr7wwAAAAM/onemanarmy.gif

URwmZq70_DU

[Encroaching Death]

"Very dumb soldiers. So sorry."

lol

[Toxigen]

bring back the Yosemite Sam "back off" mudflaps

edit: fixed

[Encroaching Death]

bring back the Yosemite Sam "get back" mudflaps

Those are classic.

Done. It will happen.

[Toxigen]

Those are classic.

Done. It will happen.

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lmfao i had to dig for that one

[Encroaching Death]

https://media.tenor.com/3ltKBGH18hoAAAAd/shotgun-beer.gif

[aussenseiter]

Seattle Public Schools Sue TikTok, Instagram and Facebook for Damaging Kids' Mental Health (https://people.com/health/seattle-public-schools-sue-tiktok-instagram-facebook-damaging-kids-mental-health/)

[Encroaching Death]

Seattle Public Schools Sue TikTok, Instagram and Facebook for Damaging Kids' Mental Health (https://people.com/health/seattle-public-schools-sue-tiktok-instagram-facebook-damaging-kids-mental-health/)

Based.

[Toxigen]

Seattle Public Schools Sue TikTok, Instagram and Facebook for Damaging Kids' Mental Health (https://people.com/health/seattle-public-schools-sue-tiktok-instagram-facebook-damaging-kids-mental-health/)

meanwhile: https://www.seattleschools.org/departments/health-education/lgbtq-programs-curriculum-and-support/list-of-books-by-grade/

[GinnasP99]

meanwhile: https://www.seattleschools.org/departments/health-education/lgbtq-programs-curriculum-and-support/list-of-books-by-grade/

HARAM

[magnetaress]

Def based lol

[Lune]

Liberals bitching about toxic masculinity and with the next breath revering someone's 'big dick energy':

https://i.imgur.com/61jB0lH.png

[Jobaber]

I have a plan OP!

And it's a democrat one, and it's bipartisan.

Start ww3 and make times hard again.

LOL

[Toxigen]

Liberals bitching about toxic masculinity and with the next breath revering someone's 'big dick energy':

https://i.imgur.com/61jB0lH.png

something we def agree on

[Jobaber]

Its almost as if all the people, were divided and conquered!

:o

[Tunabros]

you're either a simp or an incel if you say shit like this

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/u5dddaA.jpeg

[Encroaching Death]

you're either a simp or an incel if you say shit like this

"Everyone who says something I don't like is a simp or an incel"

[unsunghero]

"Everyone who says something I don't like is a simp or an incel"

Tuna likes to come in and make some snide comment but then puts anyone who makes fun of him back on ignore, so he has like 70% of this forum on ignore. He can dish it but can’t take it

[magnetaress]

Tuna likes to come in and make some snide comment but then puts anyone who makes fun of him back on ignore, so he has like 70% of this forum on ignore. He can dish it but can’t take it

It's a shame really. If you ask me.

Pokesan and lulz are the only ppl who can muster a good retort.