Bored. Predictions for 2023?

[magnetaress]

My fav is Antarctica zombie 🧟*♂️ apocalypse .

Another prediction riots. Somewhere about something.

More shootings.

A huge uptick in suicides and violence.

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I'm open to non doom and gloom perditions. Like uhm. I don't know. Pork belly futures good?

[Encroaching Death]

Ukraine boils over into a larger war involving NATO.

Tactical nukes will be used.

PetroDollar is abandoned for PetroYuan.

I will be huddled over a burning barrel with an empty stomach.

[goblinmob]

Maybe more of a hunch than a prediction, but I just think it's gonna be a good one. I don't recall new years being something personally significant in the past, last year was maybe like my first resolution ever. I gave up energy drinks and only had pop on holidays (failed miserably on the candy front). But I've kept having passing thoughts about how great 2023 is gonna be! Who knows, maybe we'll hear something in the news about a grand opening for Duuuukeeeee Bbbbbuuuurrrggeeerrrr somewhere in NJ?? Eh? Eh? Amirite?...

[goblinmob]

Ukraine boils over into a larger war involving NATO.

Tactical nukes will be used.

PetroDollar is abandoned for PetroYuan.

I will be huddled over a burning barrel with an empty stomach.

Lol I'm just picturing Eddie from Christmas Vacation

[aussenseiter]

Is it cheating if we use real things?

Republicans try to default on US debt in July/August

[unsunghero]

Cool thread idea. My predictions:

1. Russia Ukraine 100 years war Fighting Over The Rubble goes basically nowhere

2. There is a pendulum swing in entertainment away from wokeness because studios realize it’s just too costly profit-wise

3. Suicide and depression/anxiety rates remain high because of social media and the perceived perks of being a victim

4. A SHITLOAD of fentanyl comes over the border and kills even more than before. Numbers of homeless continue to climb and climb. There could be enough of a border surge to cause some kind of big reaction, either state level or federally

Inflation, wages, I don’t forsee any crazy changes but probably no positives either

[aussenseiter]

State stimmies are coming for certain segments in 2023 if WA is any example.

[magnetaress]

Thread is off to a good start. Pleasantly surprised.

I also totally agree about social media and victim thinking driving suicide.

Yall r a bunch of Nostrodomases.

I predict Burger Kings new Jalepeno Chicken "Mexican" burger is a big hit and they take a small lead behind Taco Bell in the restaurant wars staying strong into Q1 2024.

[aussenseiter]

California reparations committee passes uh, reparations and it immediately becomes the #1 issue in the 2024 federal election cycle

[goblinmob]

Maaaan, fuck BK.. I'm here to kick ass and chew through a Triple Stack Duke Burger with extra Mutant Bacon and Atomic Sauce.. and I'm all out of asss-i need to stop this...

[Jobaber]

I'm here to kick ass and chew through a Triple Stack Duke Burger with extra Mutant Bacon and Atomic Sauce.. and I'm all out of asss

I can see the POV camera view from the person taking the order, behind the big guy is unconscious ninjas on the floor, a beat up grandma, one downed TMNT turtle, broken windows, and a bunch of other Bad Dudes laying on the brown tile and classic fast food décor.

Also can the your order is ready buzzer thingies look like this:

https://i.imgur.com/bMbWnVj.png

[Jobaber]

OH for OP, I think we will see the rise of the antichrist and the clear path to the end of days, we should have 7 years left before the second coming of jeus from pretty much here on out!

Good luck!

[goblinmob]

I can see the POV camera view from the person taking the order, behind the big guy is unconscious ninjas on the floor, a beat up grandma, one downed TMNT turtle, broken windows, and a bunch of other Bad Dudes laying on the brown tile and classic fast food décor.

Also can the your order is ready buzzer thingies look like this:

https://i.imgur.com/bMbWnVj.png

I spent way too long looking for a gif to respond lol but hell yeah brother!

[aussenseiter]

I can see the POV camera view from the person taking the order, behind the big guy is unconscious ninjas on the floor, a beat up grandma, one downed TMNT turtle, broken windows, and a bunch of other Bad Dudes laying on the brown tile and classic fast food décor.

Also can the your order is ready buzzer thingies look like this:

https://i.imgur.com/bMbWnVj.png

I miss ashtrays. They were everywhere before and then suddenly nowhere anywhere.

A chapter has ended. Swept away by the whirlwind.

[goblinmob]

I miss ashtrays. They were everywhere before and then suddenly nowhere anywhere.

A chapter has ended. Swept away by the whirlwind.

I used to have an old roommate who was super particular about always keeping his ash trays clean like wipin them out and shit every time so I would never - never! empty that fucker out just to fuck with him lol

[Encroaching Death]

Joe Biden comes out of the closet to help his presidential run in 2024

[unsunghero]

Joe Biden comes out of the closet to help his presidential run in 2024

I always thought it woulda been a chad move for trump to say he was now a woman and therefore the first female president…but he’d have to act very serious about it

Oh man would that create a firestorm on the left, would be so worth watching

[Ooloo]

I always thought it woulda been a chad move for trump to say he was now a woman and therefore the first female president…but he’d have to act very serious about it

Oh man would that create a firestorm on the left, would be so worth watching

That would be amazing.

*in Trump cadence*
"Folks, folks... it's true. I am... a woman. Maybe the best woman- certainly the prettiest. Probably the tallest. People come to me- they tell me I'm the prettiest woman they've ever seen.. you're so pretty, is what they say. I tell them thank you very much."

[aussenseiter]

That would be amazing.

*in Trump cadence*
"Folks, folks... it's true. I am... a woman. Maybe the best woman- certainly the prettiest. Probably the tallest. People come to me- they tell me I'm the prettiest woman they've ever seen.. you're so pretty, is what they say. I tell them thank you very much."

Well he did engender Bostock.

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.imgur.com/bMbWnVj.png

Why does this feel nostalgic?

It also reminds me of "Pizza Hut Nationalism".

https://i.postimg.cc/T1hVQMH5/9413b03f-5bf7-442b-a745-443b3f26ed84-1110x1642.jpg

[magnetaress]

Why does this feel nostalgic?

It also reminds me of "Pizza Hut Nationalism".

https://i.postimg.cc/T1hVQMH5/9413b03f-5bf7-442b-a745-443b3f26ed84-1110x1642.jpg

It's gotta get worse before it gets better still.

And ya pizza hut and the schoolastic book club thing was my jam.

Country def in shambles.

[Jobaber]

fuck dude we should buy pizza hut.

[aussenseiter]

Jair Bolsonaro will seek asylum in the US (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jan/09/brazil-capital-attack-bolsonaro-us-relationship-florida)

[Ooloo]

The young turks should be extradited to the state of texas after their anti-cop rhetoric and ridiculous lies about the state of american race relations led to the murder of four cops by an actual self-professed fan of theirs.

[goblinmob]

Tool and ratm will both come out with a new album this year

[EDIT] And so will wu tang clan

[hobart]

Joe Biden comes out of the closet to help his presidential run in 2024

Gay is so passe. Biden comes out a gender fluid non conforming something or another that "identifies" as being narcoleptic. He's now a hero for stumbling over words and falling asleep at public functions.

His pronouns are "they", "ummmm", and "where am we?"

You're a piece of shit for not accepting his truth.

[Jobaber]

I think he meant, the illegal documents he had stored in his closet.

Nice prediction Encroaching Damus.

[magnetaress]

fuck dude we should buy pizza hut.

Pizza dukes !

[goblinmob]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew up the competition. And I'm aaaaaaaaallllllll outtaaaaaaaa competi- :eek: pizza you say?.. I need a minute to think about this... Ninja Turtles crossover events??...."

[Jobaber]

Ninja Turtles crossover events??...."

yes plz

Can the like employees be dresed in costume like pulp fiction.

Casey behind the counter.

"What kind of f@)(* hamburger do you want!"

https://i.imgur.com/dKsYADm.png

[magnetaress]

yes plz

Can the like employees be dresed in costume like pulp fiction.

Casey behind the counter.

"What kind of f@)(* hamburger do you want!"

https://i.imgur.com/dKsYADm.png

loved this version of casey full stop

[Encroaching Death]

loved this version of casey full stop

Pretty sure I had this action figure when I was a kid:

Casey Jones is underrated imo

https://www.transformerland.com/image/reference_images/51412.jpg

[unsunghero]

^
Cleanin up the streetz

Like Kyle Rittenhouse

[Encroaching Death]

^
Cleanin up the streetz

Like Kyle Rittenhouse

ML5Aoq-CCWM

[MrSparkle001]

https://i.imgur.com/kTq6IZ1.jpeg

[Jobaber]

I'm open to non doom and gloom perditions. Like uhm. I don't know. Pork belly futures good?

6OlFFOnKCKY

[goblinmob]

There's a Friday 13th this moooonnth!

[magnetaress]

6OlFFOnKCKY

Didn't comment cuz I didn't want to be abducted. Butt all the signs..

I think my personal break through may just finally be to die in peace hopefully.

[magnetaress]

I predict a population crash on green and blue.

And a modest bump of pop on red.

[Jobaber]

Where is kanye!?

CFBmIwlrPdY

[Encroaching Death]

Where is kanye!?

Good question.

He just kind of fell off the planet.

Probably clearing his head somewhere, I could imagine.

[magnetaress]

Got married again?

[goblinmob]

In the lab. New album 2023!

[Jobaber]

https://i.imgur.com/gcgv5j7.png

Tf-iFSQe6HM

[Encroaching Death]

Klaus Schwab and the WEF finally comes out with their true intentions and starts the 4th Reich:

https://i.ibb.co/5KkSKbS/images-3.jpg

[aussenseiter]

Australia will sink into the sea and reappear in the Atlantis Ocean

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cf/Antipodes_equirectangular.svg/2000px-Antipodes_equirectangular.svg.png

[Jobaber]

Liberals: All the millionares are corrupt and ensalving us into a system that weakens and controls us.
Conservatives: all the trillionaires are working in a secret society to undermine and control the worlds economies and enslave us all
Liberals: ....
Liberals: YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT!

[magnetaress]

Prexus will rise again!

also how fast do u reckon australia will sink into the atlantic?

Liberals: All the millionares are corrupt and ensalving us into a system that weakens and controls us.
Conservatives: all the trillionaires are working in a secret society to undermine and control the worlds economies and enslave us all
Liberals: ....
Liberals: YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT!

:p :o :D

Also what if the green spaces are the only safe spaces that will be left after the great flood(s)??

:hug:

[Encroaching Death]

Australia will sink into the sea and reappear in the Atlantis Ocean

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cf/Antipodes_equirectangular.svg/2000px-Antipodes_equirectangular.svg.png

I hope this happens, honestly.

Aussies are fuckin cool and would be great to be neighbors

[aussenseiter]

California reparations committee passes uh, reparations and it immediately becomes the #1 issue in the 2024 federal election cycle

Off to a good start (https://sf.gov/sites/default/files/2023-01/HRC%20Reparations%202022%20Report%20Final_0.pdf)

Actions

1.1 Provide a one-time, lump sum payment of $5 million to each eligible person.
Rationale: A lump sum payment would compensate the affected population for the decades of
harms that they have experienced, and will redress the economic and opportunity losses that
Black San Franciscans have endured, collectively, as the result of both intentional decisions and
unintended harms perpetuated by City policy.

1.2 Supplement African-American income of lower income households to reflect the Area Median
Income (AMI) annually for at least 250 years ($97,000 in 20221
).
Rationale: Racial disparities across all metrics have led to a significant racial wealth gap in the City
of San Francisco. By elevating income to match AMI, Black people can better afford housing and
achieve a better quality of life.

[Encroaching Death]

$5 million for every black person?

I wanna see this happen. The pure chaos and fallout would be amazing to witness.

How many people are going to show up in black face?

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[goblinmob]

...

[aussenseiter]

Before anyone gets mad at me for being outlandish I just want to remind you that California decriminalized giving someone AIDS on purpose.

Who knows what they'll do next.

[magnetaress]

It's so they can call you racist if you say, "that seems insane and also a bit unfair to the white people who where, are, also disenfranchised".

Also whatabout. Natives. Asians. And the Hispanic ppl from b4 when it wasn't a state or was just a territory.

[Encroaching Death]

It's so they can call you racist if you say, "that seems insane and also a bit unfair to the white people who where, are, also disenfranchised".

Also, if Black people are 20% of the population, that means that technically San Francisco is saying they can afford to give everyone 1 million dollars, regardless of race.

WTF.

I want my 1 million dollars, San Francisco. You're holding out on us.

[magnetaress]

I say let them do this experiment b4 April 13th 2029.

Excited to see where this goes. They probably still won't be able to afford health care. Housing. Or eat right. (Doesn't matter what race u r, ppl r just plain stupid).

[Encroaching Death]

Are they only doing it for San Francisco residents?

I can only imagine how many fake IDs will be made lol

[magnetaress]

The whole state should force LA count to do it too lol. Especially for Latino and Asians.

[aussenseiter]

Are they only doing it for San Francisco residents?

I can only imagine how many fake IDs will be made lol

I think theres two committee. SF doesn't count except for influence on the official state one.

Both reports due in June

[Encroaching Death]

Both reports due in June

In time for Juneteenth?

Man, these whiteys know how to virtue signal...

[Jobaber]

Is it like, 5 mil over your life time? Or is it like, 5 mil today?

[Encroaching Death]

Is it like, 5 mil over your life time? Or is it like, 5 mil today?

It says lump sum, so one payment.

I bet they'll tax it lol

[Jobaber]

please for the love of god let this pass