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magnetaress
11-07-2022, 10:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/i1eNDtx.jpeg

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 01:29 PM
,,,

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 01:30 PM
.,.

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 01:34 PM
,,,.

magnetaress
11-08-2022, 01:58 PM
These are cute thx )

Basanos
11-08-2022, 02:14 PM
https://i.imgur.com/cZnpmK0.png

Toxigen
11-08-2022, 02:17 PM
i like this idea

MEMES ONLY

https://i.imgur.com/zQu2YoC.jpg

Toxigen
11-08-2022, 02:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/xfUZBfo.jpg

Toxigen
11-08-2022, 02:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/TlytnG2.png

Toxigen
11-08-2022, 02:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ixpx8Bs.png

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 02:35 PM
,,.,

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 02:37 PM
,,..

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 02:37 PM
,,,.

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 02:39 PM
,,..,

magnetaress
11-08-2022, 02:49 PM
https://i.imgur.com/DoZEQQs.png

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 03:49 PM
,,,,

magnetaress
11-08-2022, 03:55 PM
fuckin lol

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 08:29 PM
.,,

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 08:30 PM
I’m for it, but people would probably be keeling over left and right

“Wow that guy was running at close to 30mph before his heart exploded”

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 08:32 PM
,,.,

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 09:58 PM
https://s1.gifyu.com/images/51C10EFD-7647-4064-AC7D-417240105DBE.gif (https://gifyu.com/image/SEC61)

unsunghero
11-08-2022, 10:04 PM
,,,..

Reiwa
11-08-2022, 10:06 PM
,,,..

https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=19503&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1667959488

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_marriage_contract

Chortles Snortles
11-08-2022, 11:54 PM
https://i.imgur.com/CDgZs2m.jpeg

Reiwa
11-08-2022, 11:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/CDgZs2m.jpeg

Illiterate meme man says what?

Chortles Snortles
11-08-2022, 11:59 PM
redditpedia linking man slightly upset
(lol)

Reiwa
11-09-2022, 12:04 AM
redditpedia linking man slightly upset
(lol)

Ok you win so I don't have to do this stupid girl shit.

Congrats bud.

magnetaress
11-09-2022, 11:10 AM
Chortles '`le sadge :o (cuz necrotic and bald)

https://i.imgur.com/NBKy8Fo.png

Basanos
11-09-2022, 11:16 AM
https://i.imgur.com/AsuT1Gh.jpeg

Chortles Snortles
11-09-2022, 12:34 PM
https://i.imgur.com/CCDhLWs.jpg

Ooloo
11-09-2022, 12:57 PM
Congrats bud.

Legit question: How\why did the term "bud" and also the phrase "let's go" suddenly enter the p99 lexicon?? Fuckin everyone says it now. Everyone is "bud", which seems condescending and dismissive even if you don't mean it that way.

Frankly I don't like it.

Chortles Snortles
11-09-2022, 12:58 PM
ok bud

Ooloo
11-09-2022, 01:09 PM
ok bud

:mad:

Basanos
11-09-2022, 01:14 PM
Legit question: How\why did the term "bud" and also the phrase "let's go" suddenly enter the p99 lexicon?? Fuckin everyone says it now. Everyone is "bud", which seems condescending and dismissive even if you don't mean it that way.

Frankly I don't like it.For someone concerned with phrasing, you should consider adding this prefix to your posts: "it's my opinion that _________"

Reiwa
11-09-2022, 01:19 PM
:mad:

I like and respect lulz even if he pwns me on the computer sometimes.

Hope this helps.

magnetaress
11-09-2022, 01:24 PM
I like and respect lulz even if he pwns me on the computer sometimes.

Hope this helps.

https://i.imgur.com/QisWI2b.png

Jibartik
11-09-2022, 01:27 PM
I dont care if you're a convicted mass murderer, if you want to play everquest with me you're an elf and I love you.

Jibartik
11-09-2022, 01:28 PM
Legit question: How\why did the term "bud" and also the phrase "let's go" suddenly enter the p99 lexicon?? Fuckin everyone says it now. Everyone is "bud", which seems condescending and dismissive even if you don't mean it that way.

Frankly I don't like it.

idk pal, just one of those things.

Ooloo
11-09-2022, 01:35 PM
It makes no sense! It sounds like you're being a dick, even if you like the person.

"sorry to hear that bud" is something they frequently say now to people they ostensibly like.

Consider how much better "sorry to hear that, man" comes off. Seems empathetic.

I don't like this one bit.

Jibartik
11-09-2022, 01:37 PM
It makes no sense! It sounds like you're being a dick, even if you like the person.

"sorry to hear that bud" is something they frequently say now to people they ostensibly like.

Consider how much better "sorry to hear that, man" comes off. Seems empathetic.

I don't like this one bit.

Hmm whats a man?

Basanos
11-09-2022, 01:45 PM
It makes no sense! It sounds like you're being a dick, even if you like the person.

"sorry to hear that bud" is something they frequently say now to people they ostensibly like.

Consider how much better "sorry to hear that, man" comes off. Seems empathetic.

I don't like this one bit.I would like a version of this with more forms of address and more data... this is oddly hard to search for or I am using the wrong terms (lol)

https://qz.com/316906/the-dude-map-how-american-men-refer-to-their-bros

Reiwa
11-09-2022, 02:08 PM
I would like a version of this with more forms of address and more data... this is oddly hard to search for or I am using the wrong terms (lol)

https://qz.com/316906/the-dude-map-how-american-men-refer-to-their-bros

Great link, chief. 👍

Mblake1981
11-09-2022, 02:16 PM
bud is synonymous with dude, beyond video games.

"let's goo" is a streamer catchphrase that took hold with English (broken english) speakers. It's non-offensive uni-sex speak that jives with corporate standards.

Toxigen
11-09-2022, 02:20 PM
get back to the memes you spergonauts

https://i.imgur.com/Ki2OX6z.jpg

Toxigen
11-09-2022, 02:23 PM
https://i.imgur.com/IqawLxK.png

magnetaress
11-09-2022, 05:21 PM
i'm on a layer above caffeine and sobriety bruh

magnetaress
11-09-2022, 05:22 PM
Hmm whats a man?

by ooloo's definitions i'm a man :DDD

Gatordash
11-09-2022, 05:23 PM
i can't tell if nutmeg is real or a joke and im too scared to google it

Mblake1981
11-09-2022, 05:35 PM
i can't tell if nutmeg is real or a joke and im too scared to google it

Hes never done nutmeg omg, try tide pods first bro.. to build tolerance.

Chortles Snortles
11-09-2022, 05:52 PM
https://i.imgur.com/dhUbUZu.jpg

Mblake1981
11-09-2022, 10:49 PM
https://i.imgur.com/RqmXIYT.jpg

unsunghero
11-09-2022, 10:50 PM

unsunghero
11-09-2022, 10:51 PM
,,,

unsunghero
11-09-2022, 10:52 PM
,.,

unsunghero
11-09-2022, 10:53 PM
,,,.

unsunghero
11-09-2022, 10:53 PM
,,,..

unsunghero
11-09-2022, 11:00 PM
Shit on those peasant’s heads

Chortles Snortles
11-09-2022, 11:35 PM
put the drink down

unsunghero
11-10-2022, 05:21 PM
,,.

unsunghero
11-10-2022, 05:21 PM
,,,,

unsunghero
11-10-2022, 05:22 PM
,,,,.

unsunghero
11-10-2022, 05:59 PM
,,,,

Chortles Snortles
11-10-2022, 07:04 PM
ok i smirked on last one

unsunghero
11-11-2022, 06:18 PM
,,,

unsunghero
11-11-2022, 06:18 PM

unsunghero
11-12-2022, 02:56 AM
,,,

unsunghero
11-12-2022, 02:57 AM
,,..

unsunghero
11-12-2022, 04:35 PM
,,,

unsunghero
11-12-2022, 04:40 PM
,,.,,

unsunghero
11-12-2022, 04:45 PM
,,..

unsunghero
11-12-2022, 09:58 PM
,,..

Chortles Snortles
11-12-2022, 09:59 PM
just put the drink down bro

unsunghero
11-12-2022, 10:00 PM
just put the drink down bro

Chortles Snortles
11-12-2022, 10:04 PM
just put the drink down bro

unsunghero
11-12-2022, 10:05 PM
just put the drink down bro

^

unsunghero
11-13-2022, 03:05 PM
,,,,

unsunghero
11-13-2022, 03:06 PM
,,..

Chortles Snortles
11-13-2022, 03:56 PM
put the afternoon drink down bro

unsunghero
11-13-2022, 05:03 PM
put the afternoon drink down bro

unsunghero
11-13-2022, 05:04 PM
put the afternoon drink down bro

^

Chortles Snortles
11-13-2022, 05:29 PM
put the afternoon drink down bro

unsunghero
11-13-2022, 05:31 PM
put the afternoon drink down bro

unsunghero
11-13-2022, 05:38 PM
put the afternoon drink down bro

Chortles Snortles
11-13-2022, 06:02 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ooR1gfT.png

unsunghero
11-13-2022, 06:05 PM

unsunghero
11-13-2022, 11:45 PM

magnetaress
11-14-2022, 11:19 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ItQsF6b.jpeg

Really we should merge with the WTF thread.

Jibartik
11-15-2022, 03:39 PM
unsung surviving the end times and enjoying all the memes to himself but then the power grid goes down

https://i.imgur.com/PzMWD7h.png

Mblake1981
11-15-2022, 03:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/cfUL3dw.jpg

Basanos
11-15-2022, 03:58 PM
https://i.imgur.com/3YVQ6Oo.gif

unsunghero
11-17-2022, 02:09 AM
For Kaveh:

unsunghero
11-17-2022, 02:10 AM
,,.

unsunghero
11-17-2022, 02:10 AM
,,..

unsunghero
11-17-2022, 02:11 AM
,,,,,

unsunghero
11-22-2022, 06:37 PM
,,,

magnetaress
11-22-2022, 07:36 PM
hehehe yep

unsunghero
11-23-2022, 02:56 PM
,,,

unsunghero
11-23-2022, 02:57 PM
,,,,

unsunghero
11-23-2022, 02:57 PM

magnetaress
11-23-2022, 03:20 PM
G-d bless everyone who goes out on black friday lawl

unsunghero
11-24-2022, 01:52 AM
,,..

unsunghero
11-24-2022, 01:52 AM
….

unsunghero
11-24-2022, 01:53 AM
,,..,

magnetaress
11-24-2022, 09:51 AM
What's that in his hand? Also y is his left arms so short?

Encroaching Death
11-24-2022, 10:30 AM
https://i.ibb.co/mHQ8ZG6/10292.jpg

unsunghero
11-26-2022, 01:51 AM
,,,

unsunghero
11-26-2022, 01:51 AM

unsunghero
11-26-2022, 01:52 AM
.,.

Jibartik
11-27-2022, 07:16 PM
https://i.imgur.com/MADsDdx.png

Jibartik
11-28-2022, 02:09 PM
Take note, this would make a great Halloween costume:

https://i.imgur.com/dl0XvAQ.png

magnetaress
11-28-2022, 02:11 PM
That fat lady is a climate change engine. I wonder how much damage the dyes and nylon in their safety vests caused aswell. Also the irony of using super glue.

These ppl are begging to go help out with the climate in Ukraine.

unsunghero
11-28-2022, 02:12 PM
^
Lol

unsunghero
11-28-2022, 02:13 PM
,,,

unsunghero
11-28-2022, 02:14 PM
,,,.

unsunghero
11-28-2022, 02:14 PM
,,,,

Jibartik
11-28-2022, 02:16 PM
That fat lady is a climate change engine. I wonder how much damage the dyes and nylon in their safety vests caused aswell. Also the irony of using super glue.

These ppl are begging to go help out with the climate in Ukraine.

lol that lady's waste from food wrappers alone = my entire life's carbon footprint.

unsunghero
11-28-2022, 02:18 PM
,,,,.,

magnetaress
11-28-2022, 02:32 PM
thanks guys i was looking up for a meme to share but had a siezure instead

then when i came back this thread had thankfully progressed a whole bunch

Encroaching Death
11-28-2022, 03:09 PM
https://i.ibb.co/CK5nNgB/unknown.png

Encroaching Death
11-28-2022, 03:10 PM
https://media.tenor.com/o1VQbry9DXcAAAAd/cat-play.gif

unsunghero
12-02-2022, 06:32 PM
,,,

unsunghero
12-02-2022, 06:32 PM
..,

unsunghero
12-02-2022, 06:33 PM
..,.

unsunghero
12-02-2022, 06:34 PM
..,,,

Swish
12-02-2022, 10:11 PM
Some good memes

Swish
12-02-2022, 10:12 PM
https://i.imgur.com/6gd0B0j.jpg

unsunghero
12-02-2022, 11:21 PM
—^
Lol

unsunghero
12-03-2022, 01:59 AM
,,,,

unsunghero
12-03-2022, 02:00 AM
,,,,,

unsunghero
12-05-2022, 02:50 AM

unsunghero
12-05-2022, 02:51 AM
,,.

unsunghero
12-05-2022, 02:52 AM
,,,

magnetaress
12-05-2022, 08:39 AM
job security is nice that's six whole days of not having to worry about some random wierdo and this one guy instead who doesn't seem all that bad

Encroaching Death
12-05-2022, 12:37 PM
Imagine falling in love with a prostitute.

(lol)

goblinmob
12-05-2022, 01:05 PM
nicest girl I ever met

magnetaress
12-05-2022, 01:05 PM
Imagine falling in love with a prostitute.

(lol)

We are all prostitutes brother.

G-d bless.

Basanos
12-05-2022, 02:31 PM
Imagine falling in loveWith your outlook I am not surprised you have to imagine things like love

Encroaching Death
12-05-2022, 03:03 PM
With your outlook I am not surprised you have to imagine things like love

Your wife wears the pants in the relationship, doesn't she.

Do you hate guys that play football?

Do you bake cupcakes for your relatives while wearing an apron?

Sit down, housewife.

unsunghero
12-07-2022, 06:32 PM

unsunghero
12-07-2022, 06:33 PM
,,,.

unsunghero
12-07-2022, 06:33 PM
,,,,

unsunghero
12-10-2022, 07:37 PM
,,,.

unsunghero
12-10-2022, 07:38 PM
,,,,

Encroaching Death
12-10-2022, 07:48 PM
Technically, there would have been a TON of white dudes there at that time because the Romans occupied it.

On top of that, there were huge populations of white people in north Africa at the time as well. The Romans were everywhere.

Except Scotland.

They said "Fuck that." and built a wall to keep them in.

Apparently the Glasgow Smile isn't a modern invention.

unsunghero
12-10-2022, 07:54 PM
,,,.

Encroaching Death
12-10-2022, 07:55 PM
h_5Wc_Junig

unsunghero
12-12-2022, 01:25 AM
,,..

unsunghero
12-12-2022, 01:26 AM

Tunabros
12-12-2022, 04:42 PM
https://i.imgur.com/pZsOFq8.png

yikes

unsunghero
12-12-2022, 05:01 PM
https://i.imgur.com/pZsOFq8.png

yikes

Yeah this thread is gonna be mostly me so avert thine eyes

Maybe back to your baby you’re neglecting

unsunghero
12-12-2022, 05:03 PM

magnetaress
12-12-2022, 05:14 PM
https://i.imgur.com/w6Mwq6v.jpeg


yikes

unsunghero
12-12-2022, 10:33 PM
,,…

unsunghero
12-13-2022, 12:06 AM
,,,,

RaymondDiggs
12-13-2022, 09:27 AM
https://cs11.pikabu.ru/post_img/big/2019/10/22/5/1571731121169945937.jpg

unsunghero
12-13-2022, 07:42 PM

unsunghero
12-13-2022, 08:18 PM
,,,.

unsunghero
12-14-2022, 02:07 AM
,,,..

unsunghero
12-14-2022, 02:23 PM
,,.

Jibartik
12-14-2022, 10:50 PM
does anyone know how to make an NFT i would like to make this an NFT and sell it to Castle.

https://i.imgur.com/eXUtI6j.png

Swish
12-15-2022, 11:01 PM
He be there like..

https://i.imgur.com/qqn1XMB.jpeg

Swish
12-15-2022, 11:10 PM
https://i.imgur.com/45Hwrit.jpeg

unsunghero
12-16-2022, 01:48 AM
^
Lol

unsunghero
12-16-2022, 01:48 AM
MMA fans know this is true

unsunghero
12-16-2022, 01:49 AM
,,,.

unsunghero
12-17-2022, 06:52 PM
,,,

Chortles Snortles
12-17-2022, 08:48 PM
https://i.imgur.com/yyzvQnH.jpg

goblinmob
12-17-2022, 08:53 PM
Shiiiiiit see you on page 20

unsunghero
12-18-2022, 11:55 AM
https://i.ibb.co/12D1zjQ/CFDD2861-48-EA-4-C14-B6-F6-E04-AECABEBBE.gif (https://imgbb.com/)

Chortles Snortles
12-18-2022, 12:04 PM
https://i.imgur.com/72aLUVh.png

unsunghero
12-18-2022, 12:07 PM
I was on a date last night, now going on date at church so last pic of chortles for now

He such an adorable little wanna be bully

Napoleon complex

Basanos
12-18-2022, 12:11 PM
https://i.imgur.com/yCEsba4.jpeg

Jibartik
12-18-2022, 12:12 PM
chortles isnt a bully ironicially but the people who post about him bullying him are.

unsunghero
12-18-2022, 03:12 PM
chortles isnt a bully ironicially but the people who post about him bullying him are.

Yea when it comes to being short, I have two relatives who are pretty short for guys, one is my cousin who is like a brother to me, and one is my uncle

Amazing guys with amazing personalities. Very fun to be around. But if I told one too many short jokes about them they would legit want to or try to fight me, even as nice as they are and as good as our relationship is

So it definitely can be a sensitive subject for some. That’s why I do it. But it’s to help him grow a thicker skin, or at least that can be one benefit

goblinmob
12-18-2022, 03:17 PM
...

Jibartik
12-18-2022, 03:25 PM
chortles is like batman

unsunghero
12-18-2022, 03:27 PM
I’m sure Chortles is sitting there thinking:

unsunghero
12-18-2022, 03:35 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AWm9TGsqy7o

unsunghero
12-19-2022, 04:04 PM

Encroaching Death
12-19-2022, 04:42 PM


https://i0.wp.com/nybreaking.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/MEGHAN-MCCAIN-School-teacher-wearing-fake-boobs-is-proof-we.jpg

magnetaress
12-20-2022, 11:11 AM
https://i.imgur.com/eiy5CzM.jpeg

Jibartik
12-20-2022, 01:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Hlo7VIB.png

unsunghero
12-20-2022, 01:57 PM
^
Lol

unsunghero
12-20-2022, 11:51 PM
..,

unsunghero
12-21-2022, 07:27 PM
Lol ya

unsunghero
12-21-2022, 09:28 PM
Cry more WaPo

Swish
12-22-2022, 08:01 PM
:)

unsunghero
12-23-2022, 04:34 AM
^
Lol

magnetaress
12-23-2022, 11:10 AM
At least it looks like a downhill slope :p

Encroaching Death
12-23-2022, 11:25 AM
Scuba gear + weight belt is so awesome.

Growing up in Florida was pretty great. My dad taught me how to scuba dive since he would repair the boat underwater.

He would fix the boat.

And I would literally be laying down at the bottom of the bay, taking a nap.

Weight Belts allow you to do some pretty crazy stuff. You feel like you have a super power.

unsunghero
12-23-2022, 11:30 PM
..,

magnetaress
12-24-2022, 09:47 AM
https://i.imgur.com/lFeCJQT.jpeg

Jibartik
12-24-2022, 03:08 PM
https://i.imgur.com/lFeCJQT.jpeg

the 1%: "commence operation satalite weather manipulation: non coastal population deep freeze"

https://i.imgur.com/z6hX5mJ.png

:D

Jibartik
12-24-2022, 03:27 PM
offtopic forums christmas

https://i.imgur.com/IqvSJA6.png

unsunghero
12-24-2022, 05:10 PM
^
I’m the goth girl

Reiwa
12-24-2022, 06:05 PM
^
I’m the goth girl

Good call on the arm block.

unsunghero
12-24-2022, 06:09 PM
Good call on the arm block.

Lol I was expecting “they’re all goth girls”

I guess I could be the one being molested

Encroaching Death
12-24-2022, 06:22 PM
Good call on the arm block.

Santa was trying to get a handful

goblinmob
12-24-2022, 06:34 PM
c'mon be fair guys
[EDIT] dunno what happened with the picture there but whatever

unsunghero
12-25-2022, 04:41 PM
….

unsunghero
12-25-2022, 04:42 PM
Icicle spear. A spear made of ice. Evidence melts away…

Or beat them to death with a shark tooth club, then push the body out into the ocean. Will think eaten by a shark

unsunghero
12-26-2022, 11:35 PM

unsunghero
12-27-2022, 06:36 PM
,,,,

Encroaching Death
12-27-2022, 07:25 PM
https://i.ibb.co/GHZT9Lk/guh4jc6qvw7a1.jpg

unsunghero
12-27-2022, 07:45 PM
^

Lol my ex from high school has all these Arab men on her fb constantly spamming her photos with hearts, flowers, and crazy marriage proposals, lemme see if I can grab a snippet:

unsunghero
12-27-2022, 07:47 PM
,,,

Encroaching Death
12-27-2022, 07:50 PM
https://i.ibb.co/58vZyfy/image0-4.jpg

magnetaress
12-28-2022, 10:33 AM
cucumber juice

Encroaching Death
12-28-2022, 10:52 AM
cucumber juice

MrSparkle001
12-28-2022, 02:26 PM
^

Lol my ex from high school has all these Arab men on her fb constantly spamming her photos with hearts, flowers, and crazy marriage proposals, lemme see if I can grab a snippet:

PiEC6pzq8GI

unsunghero
12-28-2022, 02:56 PM
^
She didn’t have those when I was with her. She later became a Cinemax softcore movie actress and got too big of a boob job IMO

But I’ve always been more of a butt guy anyway

magnetaress
12-28-2022, 03:48 PM
https://i.imgur.com/XYiq6Si.png

unsunghero
12-28-2022, 04:03 PM
,,,.

unsunghero
12-28-2022, 11:31 PM
Them police lady’s thicccc

Encroaching Death
12-29-2022, 07:21 AM
https://i.ibb.co/S08sQ9F/l-HFMi0g-d.webp

magnetaress
12-29-2022, 10:01 PM
https://i.imgur.com/VUuIYYr.jpeg

unsunghero
12-29-2022, 10:12 PM
^
Lol

Swish
12-29-2022, 11:34 PM
Or you could drink them then and there

Encroaching Death
12-30-2022, 07:15 AM
https://i.ibb.co/dtY7nYP/20221230-031537.png

unsunghero
12-31-2022, 01:22 AM
I got it

Chortles Snortles
12-31-2022, 01:47 AM
https://i.imgur.com/88LxohN.jpg

unsunghero
12-31-2022, 02:29 AM
^^^

Encroaching Death
12-31-2022, 02:32 AM
https://i.ibb.co/GxP7QJ6/Morbidsphericalfavourable-d5a55d-10147576.png

unsunghero
12-31-2022, 02:34 AM
,,,.

Trexller
12-31-2022, 11:41 PM
https://i.imgur.com/2eRrZIn.jpeg

magnetaress
01-01-2023, 09:43 AM
she is about to have vr sex with a corncob is wut

unsunghero
01-01-2023, 08:37 PM
,,.

unsunghero
01-02-2023, 07:01 PM
,,,

Jobaber
01-02-2023, 09:12 PM
she is about to have vr sex with a corncob is wut

Excuse me, this is the future..: her partner.

:o

unsunghero
01-02-2023, 09:21 PM
Challenge accepted.

unsunghero
01-03-2023, 01:21 PM
,,.

unsunghero
01-03-2023, 01:58 PM
,,,,

unsunghero
01-04-2023, 12:38 PM
,,,,.,

Encroaching Death
01-04-2023, 12:49 PM
What the hell is she eating though?

magnetaress
01-04-2023, 01:21 PM
I had the weirdest dream last night. I was coerced into giving this scarred and brooding receptionist a blow job. Like half of his face was a mask of blackened bone. He was handsome though terrifying.

Funnily enough I got really into it.

On a brighter note.
https://i.imgur.com/GmsuO3s.jpeg

Encroaching Death
01-04-2023, 01:27 PM
I had the weirdest dream last night. I was coerced into giving this scarred and brooding receptionist a blow job. Like half of his face was a mask of blackened bone. He was handsome though terrifying.

Funnily enough I got really into it.


I had the same dream - but I was on the receiving end.

magnetaress
01-04-2023, 01:43 PM
I had the same dream - but I was on the receiving end.

So the girl who gave u a bj was like

https://i.imgur.com/bXnSGlV.jpeg

I woulda closed my eyes and enjoyed it.

magnetaress
01-04-2023, 01:44 PM
Actually in the dream I had the perfect female body. And was perfectly healthy and in my prime.. Those r always nice.

The whole dream was about a giant leviathan fish I caught from the deep ocean then felt sad for it and returned it to the sea.

Then I had to find a journal, write in it, and find my way home.

Encroaching Death
01-04-2023, 01:49 PM
So the girl who gave u a bj was like

https://i.imgur.com/bXnSGlV.jpeg

I woulda closed my eyes and enjoyed it.

He definitely had a very particular set of skills, skills that he acquired over a very long career, skills that made me cum.

magnetaress
01-04-2023, 01:50 PM
Those dreams r definitely bliss. Hope u get many more.

unsunghero
01-04-2023, 03:51 PM
,,,.

Swish
01-04-2023, 05:39 PM
,,,.

https://i.imgur.com/tnqlV.gif

Swish
01-04-2023, 05:46 PM
The worst :mad:

Swish
01-04-2023, 05:47 PM
Stupid doctors with their vague advice...

unsunghero
01-04-2023, 06:02 PM
^
Lol!

magnetaress
01-04-2023, 06:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/hbsfq6O.jpeg

unsunghero
01-04-2023, 09:08 PM
^
Still lol’d

Encroaching Death
01-05-2023, 07:30 AM
https://i.ibb.co/zRR4xpM/16667.jpg

magnetaress
01-05-2023, 11:06 AM
LOL

unsunghero
01-05-2023, 01:43 PM
,,,