Evidence God is not a woman

[Elfminster]

https://i.ibb.co/KN9PgYL/blue-for-boys.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/gjfBfSc/Pink-for-girls.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/KsKprvv/Blue-sky-scaled.jpg

[Encroaching Death]

God hates us all, that is why he has abandoned us

[loramin]

Wow, idiocy level 1000. You do realize that, before pink was the color for girls, it was the color for boys (https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/12/health/colorscope-pink-boy-girl-gender/index.html#:~:text=In%20fact%2C%20pink%20was%20eve n,of%20the%20Pantone%20Color%20Institute.)?

(And yes, blue used to be the color for girls.)

[Reiwa]

pigments flipped

[Elfminster]

Wow, idiocy level 1000. You do realize that, before pink was the color for girls, it was the color for boys (https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/12/health/colorscope-pink-boy-girl-gender/index.html#:~:text=In%20fact%2C%20pink%20was%20eve n,of%20the%20Pantone%20Color%20Institute.)?

(And yes, blue used to be the color for girls.)

https://i.ibb.co/SybgW1c/ezgif-4-93b41a4822.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/RB33ZvF/most-popular-lipstick-color.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/znxZmmc/women-blonde-lipstick-blue-eyes-wallpaper-preview.jpg

[magnetaress]

So G-d only has basic design and color matching skills?

Sexist. And blasphemous!

[Encroaching Death]

God made women weak.

Based.

[Elfminster]

God made women weak.

Based.

https://i.ibb.co/GRQF5Qy/348dd4f885772e0b00c04e40daa1283f.jpg

[goblinmob]

Yeah and there's this too but whatever.

[Elfminster]

Yeah and there's this too but whatever.

https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/205/205671.gif

[goblinmob]

https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/205/205671.gif

lol I don't get it?

[edit] is that Soundgarden?

[Encroaching Death]

Yeah and there's this too but whatever.

This photo proves God might be gay

[goblinmob]

This photo proves God might be gay

Hahaha! I'm forreal laughing at this post.. So is that a lesbian?

[Reiwa]

Skinemax proved God could be a woman in Emmanuelle

send post

[Elfminster]

https://i.ibb.co/rF78bg0/Game-Boy-FL.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/k9BNVdg/Maxresdefault.jpg

[Elfminster]

https://i.ibb.co/2dkBRzp/Snowman-in-Indiana-2014.jpg

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.postimg.cc/YCPFkLLW/20190918-192916.jpg

[Elfminster]

https://i.ibb.co/TTb5KTd/if-women-were-into-controlling-men-they-would-be-into.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/fCDgHJb/Ezgif-4-81c4aa896f.jpg

[goblinmob]

Yeah we know dude. It's cool I'm kinda bored of this now

[Elfminster]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Cleavage_of_a_woman.jpg/640px-Cleavage_of_a_woman.jpg

[Encroaching Death]

Those are some fresh sweater puppies

[Elfminster]

https://i.ibb.co/j5KvBJM/if-you-can-buy-things-for-yourself-it-means-youre-a-strong.jpg

[Elfminster]

https://i.ibb.co/nbXKzsc/theres-no-way-im-promising-to-obey-my-husband-who-would.jpg

[unsunghero]

Ah memories…glad the classic edm songs still played 4 kids these days

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu1bkuqwqd4

[Jibartik]

LOL we live in a nursery.

Proof god is using us as cattle more like it, IMO.

[goblinmob]

LOL we live in a nursery.

Proof god is using us as cattle more like it, IMO.

God like, "wish I had just quit after the cows.."

[Elfminster]

Ah memories…glad the classic edm songs still played 4 kids these days

https://i.ibb.co/F80J0yP/dno6wl-3f60a665-c5b1-4412-bfe5-5b44840da25b.jpg

Page 1, paragraph 1: Flip what the satanists tell you.

Examples,


God is a girl = God is a boy
God is a woman = God is a man
God doesn't exist = God exists
God doesn't have a wife = God has a harem
God hates drugs = God loves drugs.
God loves you no matter what = God hates liars

[Jibartik]

You can tell god is a woman because humanity is retarted.

[Rethalis]

You can tell god is a woman because humanity is retarted.

The sex deniers think He is transgender.

[loramin]

Elfminster, show on the doll where a woman hurt you and turned you into a rampant misogynist.

[Jibartik]

Elfminster, show on the doll where a woman hurt you and turned you into a rampant misogynist.

https://i.imgur.com/1KD6C0q.png

https://i.imgur.com/k6YlLCE.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Pp7CkyQ.png

:o

[Encroaching Death]

You can tell god is a woman because humanity is retarted.

Not to mention you have to give up a part of your paycheck every week. If you lie, you have to sit down and confess everything, wants constant attention....

...holy shit....god is a woman

[Jibartik]

Cant live with em. Cant live without em.

[magnetaress]

Would laugh if humans just stopped breeding entirely one smol grp at a time.

Any records of this in nature? Would be so cool.

[goblinmob]

Would laugh if humans just stopped breeding entirely one smol grp at a time.

Any records of this in nature? Would be so cool.

As in abstinence basically? Then I'd say yes. Monks, nuns, eunuchs. So I'd suppose yes there are records of this in "history" but does that count as nature? Cuz everything about humans seems pretty unnatural when you compare them to well, literally everything else in nature... Who would record this? Onlookers? That seems pretty sick but entirely human. The participants? They would decide as a community to set in motion what's essentially a slow motion suicide pact and preemptively record the assumed outcome? What if someone bitches out and leaves and gets laid? Did this incident then fail or are they then just excluded from this record of ex-creation? These are things I need to know before I can feel whether I can laugh or not? I'm just gonna assume it's funny and picture Nelson saying "Haha! You died!" In the midst of a bunch of empty huts

[Edit] or like remember that movie Children of Men? That was a pretty badass movie I thought

[magnetaress]

As in abstinence basically? Then I'd say yes. Monks, nuns, eunuchs. So I'd suppose yes there are records of this in "history" but does that count as nature? Cuz everything about humans seems pretty unnatural when you compare them to well, literally everything else in nature... Who would record this? Onlookers? That seems pretty sick but entirely human. The participants? They would decide as a community to set in motion what's essentially a slow motion suicide pact and preemptively record the assumed outcome? What if someone bitches out and leaves and gets laid? Did this incident then fail or are they then just excluded from this record of ex-creation? These are things I need to know before I can feel whether I can laugh or not? I'm just gonna assume it's funny and picture Nelson saying "Haha! You died!" In the midst of a bunch of empty huts

[Edit] or like remember that movie Children of Men? That was a pretty badass movie I thought

All very good points and questions. I don't really have any answers. Glad to see your meds have been adjusted and are working well.

The only instance in nature I can recall learning about is a species of fish where if they are safe and in abundance the have fewer offspring. And when their predation is high they make more offspring and breed more often.

[goblinmob]

All very good points and questions. I don't really have any answers. Glad to see your meds have been adjusted and are working well.

The only instance in nature I can recall learning about is a species of fish where if they are safe and in abundance the have fewer offspring. And when their predation is high they make more offspring and breed more often.

I tip my hat to you. You have out -snarked me with both grace and elegance in such unphased simplicity. Maybe next time!

That's cool about them fish tho. Yeah I think (outside religious motivations) you'd be pretty hard-pressed to find and community of humans with that kind of foresight!

[Elfminster]

Elfminster, show on the doll where a woman hurt you and turned you into a rampant misogynist.

https://i.ibb.co/FsfNs2z/i-much-prefer-being-male-to-female-white-to-black-and.jpg

[Elfminster]

Would laugh if humans just stopped breeding entirely one smol grp at a time.

Any records of this in nature? Would be so cool.

I've yet to see any proof humans breed.

[loramin]

Wow, you went through all the trouble of making an image of text just to falsely attribute a quote to me.

Meanwhile, calling someone names doesn't make a person misogynist (or racist or homophobic) ... their actions do.

[Jibartik]

calling someone names doesn't make a person misogynist (or racist or homophobic) ... their actions do.

Yeah like liking standup comedy and 80s movies :o

[Elfminster]

Wow, you went through all the trouble of making an image of text just to falsely attribute a quote to me.

Meanwhile, calling someone names doesn't make a person misogynist (or racist or homophobic) ... their actions do.

If I despised women like your slanderous dirty mouth claims I do then I would be homosexual. Duh. You only run that dirty mouth of yours off because you know you can get away with it. If it really was survival of the strongest though you'd have no tongue right now (or fingers). In a real jungle you wouldn't last long that's for sure. You'd call a lion racist and get bitten in the neck and nobody would give a fuck. You''re protected though and you know it so you're living a lie.

Reality check einstein: stating the facts is not hateful, hiding them is. And who I am and what I am isn't going to change just because somebody calls me names. I've never had any complaints from the ladies, on the contrary. It's only you complaining about me but why would I care if a spineless coward hates me?

You should be in the jungle so you can live your evolutionary fantasy for real. It would be better for the planet too. What's stopping you? Why are you a traitor to your own belief system?

Meanwhile, I'll stick to facts: women are second rate compared to me but that's a good thing because it makes life more fun that way. Show me a woman who wants to be treated like a man and I'll show you a liar because there's no fun to be had that way that's why this world is so boring.

Women don't want control they want to be controlled and feminism steals that from them.

PS. Your guide is shit.

[Jibartik]

If you google image "woman soldier fighting ukraine" it's all selfies :o

[Elfminster]

If you google image "woman soldier fighting ukraine" it's all selfies :o

Who would win between an army which is half female VS an army of Spartans?

[Jibartik]

The Warrior Queen of Jhansi

[loramin]

If I despised women like your slanderous dirty mouth claims I do then I would be homosexual. Duh. You only run that dirty mouth of yours off because you know you can get away with it. If it really was survival of the strongest though you'd have no tongue right now (or fingers). In a real jungle you wouldn't last long that's for sure. You'd call a lion racist and get bitten in the neck and nobody would give a fuck. You''re protected though and you know it so you're living a lie.

Reality check einstein: stating the facts is not hateful, hiding them is. And who I am and what I am isn't going to change just because somebody calls me names. I've never had any complaints from the ladies, on the contrary. It's only you complaining about me but why would I care if a spineless coward hates me?

You should be in the jungle so you can live your evolutionary fantasy for real. It would be better for the planet too. What's stopping you? Why are you a traitor to your own belief system?

Meanwhile, I'll stick to facts: women are second rate compared to me but that's a good thing because it makes life more fun that way. Show me a woman who wants to be treated like a man and I'll show you a liar because there's no fun to be had that way that's why this world is so boring.

Women don't want control they want to be controlled and feminism steals that from them.

PS. Your guide is shit.

I triggered the misogynist.

[Reiwa]

https://i.imgur.com/B2qNRGh.png

[Jibartik]

lol

[Elfminster]

I triggered the misogynist.

You're the one on the left.

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[Elfminster]

More evidence God is not a woman

https://i.ibb.co/zRTgCtW/Ezgif-4-38c067d1c9.jpg

[Encroaching Death]

If God was a woman, huge rockin tits wouldn't exist.

https://media.tenor.com/NtLwRhg1Qm0AAAAC/katy-perry-elmo.gif

[Jibartik]

God damn I love kids shows.

[Elfminster]

If God was a woman, huge rockin tits wouldn't exist.

https://media.tenor.com/NtLwRhg1Qm0AAAAC/katy-perry-elmo.gif

I SMH when I hear these girls telling the world they're oppressed. Does she look oppressed to you? She obviously loves being female, she should with all the perks she gets. I bet you she hates feminism really because in practice it takes all that away from her. She definatley ain't a practicing feminist, more like a feminist in name only.

These prick teasers are the real oppressors.

They're fake anyway. I prefer natural and hidden just for me to see unless I need to shut somebody up then she wears something that shows 'em off for me.

[Jibartik]

Don't be sexist she shoots whip cream out of her bra for women.

[Jibartik]

Now this we can all agree is not hot. And we can get down to SCIENCING

https://i.imgur.com/Yp7RCrR.png

[Elfminster]

Don't be sexist she shoots whip cream out of her bra for women.

Tasteless low fat cream full of E numbers.

[Elfminster]

Now this we can all agree is not hot. And we can get down to SCIENCING

https://i.imgur.com/Yp7RCrR.png

The best kind of girl is a princess in public and a whore in private.

KP is a whore in public so she's a bore in private.

She's spent before she even gets to the bedroom.

She's a crowd pleaser not a man pleaser.

This pic is more like the real KP. Snoozefest.

[Encroaching Death]

God, tits are great

[Elfminster]

God, tits are great

https://i.ibb.co/L0rChm4/i-see-you.jpg

[Elfminster]

Democrat: "Hey, you there. It's your lucky day because I've got a marvelous idea to share with you!"

Man: "Cool, I love marvelous ideas. What is your marvelous idea and who are you?"

Democrat: "You know how you love to put your pole in holes?"

Man: "No comment"

Democrat: "Well, instead of having 3 pretty holes to choose from how about two ugly holes instead?"

Man: "What do you call this idea of yours?"

Democrat: "Homosexuality. In some places it's illegal but I am campaigning to make it legal"

Man: "What else are you campaigning for?"

Democrat: "The right to buy high and sell low. So are you in?"

Man: "No, these ideas of yours are some of the worst ideas I've ever heard. Only a retard would think they're good ideas"

Democrat: "HOMOPHOBIC! HELP! I'M UNDER ATTACK FROM A MOTHER FUCKING BIGOT! SOMEBODY HELP!!"

[Jibartik]

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[GinnasP99]

4 billion women on the world, you'd think it would be clean by now.

[Encroaching Death]

If women ruled the world there would be wars over cheating boyfriends

[GinnasP99]

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