Shower accountability thread #2

[magnetaress]

I'm starting to itch and burn in places. I smell very unique. It's been over 17 days. And the food stains on my dinosaur printed jammies are becoming old friends.

[unsunghero]

Why not just take a shower then? Takes like 15 minutes if you are meticulous. I put a video on my phone on full volume and set it on the sink and listen to the audio

Is this like a phobia? Is there such a thing as a fear of showers or is it a fear of water? You may have rabies if so

[magnetaress]

Good chance I have rabies.

It's really hard to sit up in my shower chair tho. And sometimes I feel like I'm being waterboarded by bullets and I will just be super tired afterwards so that is usually the end of my day...

Butt yeah I'm clean at least then.

I think it's just hard enough and stressful enough that it's easier to be a hot gross mess.

[GinnasP99]

shower chair

Red flag, praying for you.

[magnetaress]

Don't pray toooo much. Seriously pray for others or a new Xbox or something. Not me. Already at peace.

I am going to try again tomorrow.

[Encroaching Death]

I have to shower as soon as the crotch rot sets in (sorry, guildies afk!)

[Reiwa]

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[Reiwa]

I have to shower as soon as the crotch rot sets in (sorry, guildies afk!)

Skipping 1 shower gets that started for me.

I don't skip because of that.

[Trexller]

I used to build custom showers. Hardware can make or break any showering experience. I personally, love showering, I just like to be clean, I cant stand the feeling of "sweaty and dirty"

So consider the environment in which you bathe, get yourself a nice shower head with many settings and pressure regulation.

You may live in the American South, but you are not french or indian. So get your shower on, preferably before you become a level 4 biohazard. If not for yourself, do it for those around you! They have noses, and are not accustomed to your stench.

Go to home depot, and pick out a nice shiny detachable shower head, if you spend less than $60, you're doing it wrong.

also, because of this:

https://i.imgur.com/UJCtJtt.jpeg

[Encroaching Death]

In the Florida humidity, you need to take a shower every 30 minutes to avoid getting "Stage 5 Swamp Ass".

[unsunghero]

I go through 2 bath towels (my gym gives free towels) in terms of sweat on leg day, so I will always shower after those. And they are every other day

(I also pee 2-3 times per session from how much water I'm drinking...)

[Duik]

Drive through car wash.

[Encroaching Death]

Drive through car wash.

I did this once while rolling on Ecstasy.

And of course we used MY car...I lost a bet probably.

All the windows down, sunroom down, etc.

Surprised we didn't get arrested.

[caveslug]

Why not just take a shower then? Takes like 15 minutes if you are meticulous. I put a video on my phone on full volume and set it on the sink and listen to the audio


You must spend 10 minutes just on your crotch, to sit in the shower 15 mins.

Even when I worked a sweaty dirty job, still only took me 5 minutes at most.

[Encroaching Death]

You must spend 10 minutes just on your crotch.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/507/277/13e.jpg

[magnetaress]

Later today. Soon. I promise.

https://i.imgur.com/xHCTwWw.jpeg
Really good investment. Tbh.


I used to build custom showers. Hardware can make or break any showering experience. I personally, love showering, I just like to be clean, I cant stand the feeling of "sweaty and dirty"

So consider the environment in which you bathe, get yourself a nice shower head with many settings and pressure regulation.

You may live in the American South, but you are not french or indian. So get your shower on, preferably before you become a level 4 biohazard. If not for yourself, do it for those around you! They have noses, and are not accustomed to your stench.

Go to home depot, and pick out a nice shiny detachable shower head, if you spend less than $60, you're doing it wrong.

also, because of this:

https://i.imgur.com/UJCtJtt.jpeg

I have a good one. I was the person who installed it and gave it vinegar baths to keep it working good. It does have a low pressure setting. It still hurts tho.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/507/277/13e.jpg

I spend most of my time and effort on my hair. Would help a lot if I shaved bald.

[MrSparkle001]

I can smell this thread

https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o6Mv7lgpAvsGjm1Gg/giphy.gif

[Encroaching Death]

Good tip for all the unwashed masses:

Corn Starch is great for your hair if you don't have time to shower. You can even apply it while camping that raid target.

It removes the greasy oils and STANK, but it does clump up into slimey grit that falls into the cracks of your office chair that you discover months later, thinking they're potato chip crumbs and you decide to snack on them.

DO NOT EAT. I do not recommend eating the greasy corn mash. It stinks. But has a salty, earth aftertaste. You might like it actually. You know what? Eat it. Actually eat it. I recommend it.

[magnetaress]

Success! No corn starch required!

https://i.imgur.com/ckebbFH.jpeg

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[unsunghero]

In all seriousness though, I coulda swore about a year ago you were posting about having done a workout at home

Now mentioning it’s difficult to sit up in the shower. If this decline is due to weight gain, it’s time to attack this again, because like Gina implied in this thread, that can be a silent killer

Edit: that shower meme was funny

[magnetaress]

In all seriousness though, I coulda swore about a year ago you were posting about having done a workout at home

Now mentioning it’s difficult to sit up in the shower. If this decline is due to weight gain, it’s time to attack this again, because like Gina implied in this thread, that can be a silent killer

Edit: that shower meme was funny
Naw I lost some weight and been keeping it down. But yeah. Not nearly enough.

I never really was working out. Doing stretches in bed. Going outside and doing some very light stuff like emptying water dish. Washing it. Emptying garbage. Moving small lawn chairs.

Yeah r now looks really bad compared to all that. We had that hurricane and I did some much harder stuff breaking down stuff hauling it into the shed to prep. Repairing some stuff outside after... Doing some power tools. And after that it's like my body just went crazy breaking itself down attacking itself. Lifting the teapot was hard.

Doing a lot better than that r now tho. Even after shower. Good sign.

[Jibartik]

There's a military guy that says making your bed in the morning is what makes people have a good day.

I dont agree, but I like making my bed anyway.

I think showers do. If I dont take a shower I feel like a wet dog, mentally and physically.

But in the shower in the morning I always think, "OH YEA! I have to do all that stuff today!" and I find myself being more productive.

Maybe the military guy thinks harder while he makes his bed, like I do in the shower.

I guess a ritual for the morning is meditation, that makes a good day.

[Encroaching Death]

Naw I lost some weight and been keeping it down. But yeah. Not nearly enough.

I never really was working out. Doing stretches in bed. Going outside and doing some very light stuff like emptying water dish. Washing it. Emptying garbage. Moving small lawn chairs.

Yeah r now looks really bad compared to all that. We had that hurricane and I did some much harder stuff breaking down stuff hauling it into the shed to prep. Repairing some stuff outside after... Doing some power tools. And after that it's like my body just went crazy breaking itself down attacking itself. Lifting the teapot was hard.

Doing a lot better than that r now tho. Even after shower. Good sign.

Did you have surgery or something?

[magnetaress]

Did you have surgery or something?

Yep

There's a military guy that says making your bed in the morning is what makes people have a good day.

I dont agree, but I like making my bed anyway.

I think showers do. If I dont take a shower I feel like a wet dog, mentally and physically.

But in the shower in the morning I always think, "OH YEA! I have to do all that stuff today!" and I find myself being more productive.

Maybe the military guy thinks harder while he makes his bed, like I do in the shower.

I guess a ritual for the morning is meditation, that makes a good day.

Agreed! The point is if nothing else. No matter your day. At least there's a nice bed waiting for you.

[Jibartik]

Yep

ouchy

[Encroaching Death]

Yep

You got....THE surgery?

[magnetaress]

Ain't got no balls.

[Encroaching Death]

Ain't got no balls.

Did they let you keep em?

...like in a jar.

[magnetaress]

Did they let you keep em?

...like in a jar.

That was Mx budnick

[Encroaching Death]

That was Mx budnick

Seriously though, do you have the cashews on standby?

[magnetaress]

Naw they probably went to darpa.

[Encroaching Death]

Naw they probably went to darpa.

When my grandpa got his legs amputated, he woke up and asked for his shoes.

Missed opportunity. Should've asked for the McNuggets.

[magnetaress]

When my grandpa got his legs amputated, he woke up and asked for his shoes.

Missed opportunity. Should've asked for the McNuggets.

Lol

[unsunghero]

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[Reiwa]

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[Homesteaded]

I'm torn on this. I shower maybe 3-4 times a week. I feel a daily shower is not needed. If I'm active I'll shower but I don't shower to shower.

[magnetaress]

Came close to explosive diarrhea everywhere. Almost showered again today.

[Reiwa]

Came close to explosive diarrhea everywhere. Almost showered again today.

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

[Kaveh]

Came close to explosive diarrhea everywhere. Almost showered again today.

Did you have Alaskan Mexican food too?

[magnetaress]

Did you have Alaskan Mexican food too?

I had waffles. (

[magnetaress]

It's been 14 days :( :( :( RIP

[Basanos]

so is your hair styled neatly with pure grease or do you keep it short?

before i shaved muh head i'd use coconut oil from dollar tree every other day or so

[magnetaress]

I wanna shave my head. it's like greesed back like

https://i.imgur.com/JGyy0j3.png

80's hair jelly r now

[l0053g0053]

My hair is almost to my butt now. I wash it 2x a week and use jojoba oil, like 5-10 drops and lightly massage it.

I keep it up in a giant bun most of the time, If i wear it down I am " Maam'd" to death now adays. Women cant leave it alone either and will constantly grab the ponytail and say, " its so thick! "

I am trying to avoid looking like Kai from lexx.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fb/52/17/fb5217fdfd48f3d3a70fae46a1aa6329.jpg

My goal right now is to get HUGE so I can have the 80s rocker aesthetic.

The wild this is, it was this long 5 years ago when I cut it, and I just like, never cut it again, I do this weird cycle when I finally have had enough, cut it off, then miss it and continue the cycle.

[Homesteaded]

My hair is almost to my butt now. I wash it 2x a week and use jojoba oil, like 5-10 drops and lightly massage it.

I keep it up in a giant bun most of the time, If i wear it down I am " Maam'd" to death now adays. Women cant leave it alone either and will constantly grab the ponytail and say, " its so thick! "

I am trying to avoid looking like Kai from lexx.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fb/52/17/fb5217fdfd48f3d3a70fae46a1aa6329.jpg

My goal right now is to get HUGE so I can have the 80s rocker aesthetic.

The wild this is, it was this long 5 years ago when I cut it, and I just like, never cut it again, I do this weird cycle when I finally have had enough, cut it off, then miss it and continue the cycle.

My oldest daughter has really thick and wavvy hair, it's really hard to manage for us. Is this Jojoba oil a miracle?

[Reiwa]

A rabid Garbodor draws near!

Command?

[l0053g0053]

My oldest daughter has really thick and wavvy hair, it's really hard to manage for us. Is this Jojoba oil a miracle?

Invest a nicer shampoo and conditioner, I always liked bed head.

Wash 2 times a week with shampoozle and conditioner, other days run hot water through.

Jojoba oil after conditioner rinse in the shower when its still wet, slowly work through

Towel dry and wide detangle style brush so you don't break hairs.

It also depends on what style she goes for. My hair stays nice and silky, but manageable and not " Frizzy "

[magnetaress]

A rabid Garbodor draws near!

Command?

Block, run, fireblast, psychic! STATIC?

:o

Man. I am not going to. Make it through the shower tonight.

Tomorrow for sure.

I always go really really light on conditioning.

[Reiwa]

Block, run, fireblast, psychic! STATIC?

:o

Man. I am not going to. Make it through the shower tonight.

Tomorrow for sure.

I always go really really light on conditioning.

Gotta catch 'em all, smellymon. 🚿

[l0053g0053]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRJoxKrPH13hEyyitYOhWAviQTWCquq EVcjA&usqp=CAU
https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.541521402.5185/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg

[magnetaress]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRJoxKrPH13hEyyitYOhWAviQTWCquq EVcjA&usqp=CAU
https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.541521402.5185/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg

I too wish I had adoring pokefans.

[l0053g0053]

I would be late to school every single day to ensure I could watch Pokemon every morning. When Charmander turned into Charizard CHARMELEON, the season started over and I was about 5 minutes into the first episode until I realized what had happened.

Part of me died that day. Pokemon was a true escape. I want to go back....

Will you come with me.... to Zanarkand? (pallet town)

*crow laugh*


https://getwallpapers.com/wallpaper/full/c/2/2/1433446-ash-misty-wallpaper-2047x1417-full-hd.jpg

[magnetaress]

I miss being niave and innocent and before I realized Neriak > kelethin / felwithe.

Still need a shower tho (

[l0053g0053]

I miss being niave and innocent and before I realized Neriak > kelethin / felwithe.

Still need a shower tho (

I think Neriak and Qeynos were developed first then every other city gets more and more constrained.

I cant recall any other cities that have npcs walking around and living life to the extreme.

[magnetaress]

Well. Horrible bathroom accident lead straight to shower where I felt like I was being waterboarded.

At least I am rinsed off and in clean pjs tho.

[PatChapp]

That's good,ask your mom to make you a hot chocolate. A reward well deserved

[l0053g0053]

Well. Horrible bathroom accident lead straight to shower where I felt like I was being waterboarded.

At least I am rinsed off and in clean pjs tho.

https://i.ibb.co/pb1fNq0/MEAN-CLEAN.jpg (https://ibb.co/170rBcv)

[Trexller]

Maybe you're on to something.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/worlds-dirtiest-man-dead-94-not-long-taking-bath-first-time-decades

Amou Haji died Sunday in the village of Dezhgah. He had refused to bathe for more than 60 years, fearing it would make him sick.

[l0053g0053]

Maybe you're on to something.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/worlds-dirtiest-man-dead-94-not-long-taking-bath-first-time-decades

A team of doctors, led by Dr. Gholamreza Molavi, professor of parasitology at the Tehran School of Public Heath, ran a slew of tests on Haji, including AIDs and hepatitis tests. The doctor was surprised to find no disease-causing bacteria or parasites on the man's body.

In fact, medical professionals discovered Haji's only ailment is trichinosis, a disease that comes from eating raw or under-cooked meat.



Read More: 'World's Dirtiest Man' Is in Perfect Health | https://popcrush.com/worlds-dirtiest-man-perfect-health/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

All healthy bro, no parasites. I mean, some parasites. I bet they also gave him a little bit of the old jab-a-rino when they had him there.

[magnetaress]

dancing goose is best avatar :D

[l0053g0053]

Had a good weekend at the lake.

Sheila was there.

Listen bro, shes mine now, you watch it or I'll come down on you like diving off the pier at low tide

*flexes*

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7003747840/h741EF3A8/goose-hitches-a-ride


https://i.ibb.co/ySYWMGY/stinktboi.jpg (https://ibb.co/BNrq7dr)
shoulder (https://emoticoncentral.com/category/shoulder)

[magnetaress]

well i spilled fresh stains on my pajama today (tea). So all is well.

[magnetaress]

its been over 10 days?

[goblinmob]

doin great, champ! keep it up!

[Chortles Snortles]

He rolled out of bed, his girth making the springs moan like a high class whore, flaccid cock waggling about like a dying knight's arm. He sat up, the stink of wine wheezing through his yellow teeth, bleary eyes casting about the room. He spotted the bag of McDonald's on the dresser and threw a fat hand out for it, greedy and searching like a noble virgin pawing at the hem of the first whore he had bought, tearing the bag apart. Two Junior Chickens, a scattering of fries in the bottom, and a half eaten Big Mac remained of last night's gluttony. Not much, but enough for now. Enough to please, like the first whore of spring. He broke his fast and felt the rumbling in his gut before he was through with the first junior chicken. He waddled to the washroom, greasy bag clenched in one liver spotted hand as preciously as a knight would clench their sword, or a man would hold a whore's plump tit. He reached the toilet and squatted and shat. But the more he broke his fast the more he shat, until soon he passing nothing but putrid brown water. He looked up and his weak weasel-like eyes caught his own writing, a massage scrawled on the bathroom wall: TODAY WE START THE WINDS. "Cunt of a whore," he hissed to himself, spraying more brown water into the now rancid toilet bowl and breaking the last of his fast by pouring the fries into his gullet. He remembered the night he had scrawled those words on the wall, swimming pleasantly in the miasma of good wine and milk of the marijuana leaf, his cock still stinking of a high priced whore's honey pot. Ten years ago. Where he the time gone? Well, he knew where today's time wasn't going. Throwing on a ragged pair of boxers, George strode past his dusty office and retrieved his phone. Ah ha, just as he thought. Some cunts on twitter were trying to start a war. He grinned to himself, phone held in front of his fat enfolded body with the determination of a knight wielding his shield, and began to tap away at the screen.

[Reiwa]

But the more he broke his fast the more he shat, until soon he passing nothing but putrid brown water.

Caught on here.

[magnetaress]

Been taking pictures of my BMs so doc can see how fucked up this shit is. Ppl would probably tell me go to ER.

[magnetaress]

Finnally got a shower again. 0 days since not showered ))

[Reiwa]

Anyone do co-washing to make your hair grow? Does it go?

[Encroaching Death]

Anyone do co-washing to make your hair grow? Does it go?

Only my penus grows when I shower with others

[magnetaress]

Anyone do co-washing to make your hair grow? Does it go?

Never heard of this b4

[Reiwa]

starkind is planning to have a melty

Instead should have a melty:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c9/d0/d0/c9d0d019dbc72f893de308cb42243a1d.gif

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[magnetaress]

thanks it's time gonna try

[magnetaress]

SUCCESSS !!!

[aussenseiter]

still open

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[magnetaress]

Two days ago

[Lune]

I'm starting to itch and burn in places. I smell very unique. It's been over 17 days. And the food stains on my dinosaur printed jammies are becoming old friends.



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[booter]

seek therapy

[magnetaress]

I showerd at home today. In my own shower chair.

Hope that I don't get murdererd violently in my bed tonight.

Stroke or embolism is ok tho.🙏

[Trexller]

i haven't showered in 2.5 days

the laziness is winning

fortunately asians don't get body odor, nobody knows but me!

[unsunghero]

The trick to transporting a homeless person is to tell them it’s agency policy to keep the windows down due to covid, so as not to offend them by saying due to the smell

But I also put a disposable fire blanket down, and when they ask about the blanket I can’t think of a quick excuse so I end up saying “oh the blanket? Um. Well. That’s because you’re gross”

[Trexller]

The trick to transporting a homeless person is to tell them it’s agency policy to keep the windows down due to covid, so as not to offend them by saying due to the smell

But I also put a disposable fire blanket down, and when they ask about the blanket I can’t think of a quick excuse so I end up saying “oh the blanket? Um. Well. That’s because you’re gross”

the real crime here is they are making you use your personal vehicle, that's some bullshit.

they can't give you one of those medical transport vans used to take the elderly to the doctor?

[unsunghero]

the real crime here is they are making you use your personal vehicle, that's some bullshit.

they can't give you one of those medical transport vans used to take the elderly to the doctor?

Nah it’s a work vehicle. The day they ask me to use my personal is the day I quit

[Trexller]

Nah it’s a work vehicle. The day they ask me to use my personal is the day I quit

ah thats good, can always get yourself a bottle of this for post-homeless transit, it's a lingering fabric sterilizer/deodorizer. when it dries crystals form inside the upholstery fibers:

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71mOH0crfsL.jpg

[Trexller]

or, you can skip the bs and start breaking 6 figures. you're probably a shoe-in with your experience.

https://www.indeed.com/career/therapist/salaries/Phoenix--AZ
https://www.indeed.com/cmp/Guideline-Healthcare?from=career

[Duik]

ah thats good, can always get yourself a bottle of this for post-homeless transit, it's a lingering fabric sterilizer/deodorizer. when it dries crystals form inside the upholstery fibers:

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71mOH0crfsL.jpg

Thats some good shit. Wonder if aussie distributors get it.

[Trexller]

Thats some good shit. Wonder if aussie distributors get it.

try amazon?

[Duik]

Why the actual fuck would you give that dumb cunt more of you fucking money?
Fucking dumb cunts.

[magnetaress]

Sorry you're mad Duik.

You could try etsy! Or maybe making some yourself!

Personally. If it means glory to G-d I'll toss some dollas into the pit for the demonic to wrestle over.

[Trexller]

Why the actual fuck would you give that dumb cunt more of you fucking money?
Fucking dumb cunts.

home depot or walmart then

[nostalgiaquest]

i haven't showered in 2.5 days

the laziness is winning

fortunately asians don't get body odor, nobody knows but me!

Having previously lived in Japan for 6 years, and having spent many a hot humid summer day crammed into a crowded commuter train, this is a load of crap lol.

[Trexller]

Having previously lived in Japan for 6 years, and having spent many a hot humid summer day crammed into a crowded commuter train, this is a load of crap lol.

its alot colder in korea and i use a 48 hr deodorant

[Trexller]

also i showered this morning, so the laziness streak was broken

[Duik]

Haha. You guys are hilarious.
You say the Devil is your enemy. You just cant recognize him when you buy stuff from him.
Also, not mad just disappointed. If ir means glory to god ill pay a demon. Good grief.
How does one percieve the glory goes to god? Enabling a demon is the antithesis to that is it not?
Also also, walmart and homo depot are US centric.
Again. Good grief.

[aussenseiter]

Haha. You guys are hilarious.
You say the Devil is your enemy. You just cant recognize him when you buy stuff from him.
Also, not mad just disappointed. If ir means glory to god ill pay a demon. Good grief.
How does one percieve the glory goes to god? Enabling a demon is the antithesis to that is it not?
Also also, walmart and homo depot are US centric.
Again. Good grief.

Bezos and Sammy are not demons, they're just our current cultural maleficarum.

Pardon me while I unpack my new toaster and stock the fridge.

[aussenseiter]

NEED TO HEAR FROM OP ABOUT TODAY'S UPDATE

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[magnetaress]

NEED TO HEAR FROM OP ABOUT TODAY'S UPDATE

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Way too soon. I did wash below the waste ironically tho. Now the armpits itch.

[aussenseiter]

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[magnetaress]

I do need to again. You should have seen the rash, almost open and infected sore under my left boob.

AC stopped working again too and it's still in the 90s. So can't really stay dry either. The cream I put under there just runs right out.

[Lune]

I do need to again. You should have seen the rash, almost open and infected sore under my left boob.

AC stopped working again too and it's still in the 90s. So can't really stay dry either. The cream I put under there just runs right out.

https://i.imgur.com/GpXncZI.gif

[magnetaress]

Lol. I got one yesterday. Actually.

We got a part coming in for the AC now. Got soaked in sweat today trying to garden. So hosed off my legs and toweled down. Really heat intolerant myself.

[leonflorence]

lol

[magnetaress]

BAZINGA

[magnetaress]

GG got another one in today.