How the forums should end.

[magnetaress]

Everyone gets a ban. and no new accounts in game and out on the forums all of it banned. :o

[Encroaching Death]

Everyone gets a ban. and no new accounts in game and out on the forums all of it banned. :o

Cool it with the armageddon talk, Vladimir...

[magnetaress]

I think Vlad is misunderstood. I feel like ppl just dont want to see his angle.

[Encroaching Death]

I think Vlad is misunderstood. I feel like ppl just dont want to see his angle.

Of course we don't want to see his angle.

That interferes with our potential oil money-making schemes.

It's The New American Century™ baby!

If Canada and Mexico joined the Warsaw Pact, we definitely wouldn't be paranoid.

[Jibartik]

Q: What's your guess for 5-7 years from now? Life on earth, in general, what do you think it will be like, tell me a story:

[Encroaching Death]

Q: What's your guess for 5-7 years from now? Life on earth, in general, what do you think it will be like, tell me a story:

It's 5:00 am, your alarm clock rings with the state-approved "I love Mecha-Biden" tune.

You wake up, lay your prayer rug on the floor (pointed to the East), kneel down, and proceed to pray to the LGBT.

You walk outside to get your mail, whistling a state-forbidden song under your breath quietly. You trip over naturally grown dildos in your yard and you yell "FRICK!".

A police officer overhears you yell "frick" and proceeds to mace you for offending the the public with your violent words.

You are then beaten to a pulp while everyone around you stops and stares into the sun, chanting non-stop "That's what you deserve for defying the glorious state". Even the guy mowing his lawn hops off his mower without stopping it and stares and chants.

You get community service which means you are shipped off to the Congo to teach the bush tribes people how to program Javascript. And you have to teach while in drag.

You wonder how you got in this situation as you consider hanging yourself with your state-provided anal beads.

[Jibartik]

God damn right out the gate and that's my best case scenario.

edit: plz more I really want to know

[Basanos]

I don't see any reason for the forum to end, I just want them to close Off-Topic. Part of my effort to deplatform conservatives everywhere I tread.

[Jibartik]

Doesn't it scare you that the pscyo conservative wants your side to win? :o

[Basanos]

Who are you referring to?

[Jibartik]

Who are you referring to?

Why me of course :D

https://i.imgur.com/BFNQwqV.png

[Basanos]

Why me of course :D

https://i.imgur.com/BFNQwqV.pngWhy would this scare me? I live less than fifty miles from Marjorie Taylor Greene and she's a lot closer to federal power than I assume you are

[Encroaching Death]

I live less than fifty miles from Marjorie Taylor Greene

Oh shit, you did the math.

https://i.postimg.cc/yxZNsshW/images.jpg

[Basanos]

Oh shit, you did the math.

https://i.postimg.cc/yxZNsshW/images.jpgAnd they say there is no practical use for math, pfeh

[Jibartik]

I wonder if yuou could email a SS of this to MTG and she'd tweet about it lol

[Encroaching Death]

And they say there is no practical use for math, pfeh

Quick question, no reason for asking, but do you currently own one of these (https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a35059608/army-extended-range-cannon-artillery-system/)?

[Jibartik]

lol imagine if we got to live in the timeline where you could, and like, that was a problem.

"Another howitzer attack between neighboring counties when a mail man, had been delivering mail to what the owner of the howitzer said was "the wrong god damn house".. the mail man was not injured though his home 36 miles away was destroyed. WELL! More about the local boys down at the football game from frank, frank?"

[Reiwa]

I hope every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party.

[Jibartik]

The metaverse! (https://youtu.be/7tsComLcUH4?t=2031)

[Reiwa]

Quick question, no reason for asking, but do you currently own one of these (https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a35059608/army-extended-range-cannon-artillery-system/)?

Do you currently own one(or several) of these? (https://www.funko.com/)

[Jibartik]

dude I was just watching that clip and noticed he has a Freudian prophetic message about incest & MILF porn:

https://youtu.be/7tsComLcUH4?t=2099

Holy shit the bible is real.

https://i.imgur.com/FlYSWSw.gif

[Jibartik]

"if I could have your stepsister and your grandmother in here I'd never leave"

lol this movie is 5 stars.

[Encroaching Death]

Do you currently own one(or several) of these? (https://www.funko.com/)

Are you nerd shaming me on a 20 year old elf sim forum?

Funko pops always scared me. The big heads and large bug eyes.

Those things are haunted. Guaranteed.

[Basanos]

Quick question, no reason for asking, but do you currently own one of these (https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a35059608/army-extended-range-cannon-artillery-system/)?I WISH! I saw this first as this meme, it's a fun format. Reminds me of Gerald Bull.

[Jibartik]

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Broadcast footage has been edited to remove that moment (https://youtu.be/8o0TtBNZcDI?t=56).

[Reiwa]

OsXoWYoxWds

Broadcast footage has been edited to remove that moment (https://youtu.be/8o0TtBNZcDI?t=56).

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[Basanos]

OsXoWYoxWds

Broadcast footage has been edited to remove that moment (https://youtu.be/8o0TtBNZcDI?t=56).(i actually watched this video)

Seems like a few bugs flew close to the screen while the camera was focused on the subject to me, but maybe that's just how demons want us to think of them

[magnetaress]

The metaverse! (https://youtu.be/7tsComLcUH4?t=2031)

Just need a small box of sand and a warm seawater scented spray and a bottle of thick greasy lotion and u a fan blowing a warm breeze and u got the full experience.

[Encroaching Death]

That Christian movie about Mark Zuckerborg's hell is based AF

You can always count on religious boomers to know what the fuck is up.

[Jibartik]

lol do you guys even know what that arch represents?

Spoiler: it's not nature

Find me a video of these giant locust, or ghostly birds flying through here from another angle:

Spoiler you wont, because it was take offline.

[Encroaching Death]

"The reconstruction, carved from the same Egyptian marble as the original, has become an international symbol of resistance to extremist groups who seek to obliterate world history and heritage in favor of their own social, religious and cultural narratives."

The same people who topple early American and British leader statues?

[Jibartik]

This was the temple, where your children were given up to be burnt alive as a effigy for sacrificing your self for the greater good. (https://www.redlandsdailyfacts.com/2007/01/11/baal-ashtoreth-and-molech-gods-old-testament-rivals/)

[Encroaching Death]

This was the temple, where your children were given up to be burnt alive as a effigy for sacrificing your self for the greater good. (https://www.britannica.com/topic/Baal-ancient-deity)

Yeah, Baal was essentially the same as Moloch.

Color me surprised the elite chose to recreate it...

Just more evidence the elite worships Innoruuk.

[magnetaress]

The people standing under it looking depressed and worn down.

Kind of like slaves.

[Jibartik]

Its like, the entire economy is witchcraft to most people.

And those same people are like, "Scoff! I bite my thumb at the idea of a conspiracy, what a joke that'd be. None can keep a secret!"

*votes for military industrial complex of secrets

[magnetaress]

All I know is today I am pukey and tired and having a hard time concentrating. Probably because I am an evil child of baal or something.

Maybe it's supposed to be basketbaal?

I feel like everything is turned on its head and we are taught to love basebaal and worship flags. Footbaals racey half time show is baal just a bit too moloch for me.

At least all beef hotdogs are possible to be kosher?

[Encroaching Death]

All I know is today I am pukey and tired and having a hard time concentrating. Probably because I am an evil child of baal or something.

Maybe it's supposed to be basketbaal?

I feel like everything is turned on its head and we are taught to love basebaal and worship flags. Footbaals racey half time show is baal just a bit too moloch for me.

At least all beef hotdogs are possible to be kosher?

You need a port up to Plane of Hate

[magnetaress]

Hat4eplaine here i cum

anyway - i had a great day even tho i feel like shit

mostly !

i'm getting good at playing the underdoog discipline priest class in wows and I am ballin it... BAAALIN !

(my lf drenai literaly has hoof and horns and shoots beams of light from the heavens so what more can I ask for???!)

[Reiwa]

lol do you guys even know what that arch represents?

Spoiler: it's not nature

Find me a video of these giant locust, or ghostly birds flying through here from another angle:

Spoiler you wont, because it was take offline.

It's clearly birds though. I wish it wasn't but it is.

[Reiwa]

Its like, the entire economy is witchcraft to most people.

And those same people are like, "Scoff! I bite my thumb at the idea of a conspiracy, what a joke that'd be. None can keep a secret!"

*votes for military industrial complex of secrets

I do not bite my thumb at you, sir.

But I do bite my thumb at they/them.

[Encroaching Death]

It's clearly birds though. I wish it wasn't but it is.

Oh I thought it was talking about the people in the video.

I saw government officials and thought "Yeah, definitely demons".

Regardless, I think Captain D should take a look at this video just to make sure...

[Jibartik]

Its not birds lol

That's even less likely than demons.

[Kaveh]

I’m shocked p99 hasn’t ended tbh. I’d guess someone would pull the plug sooner or later

[Encroaching Death]

I’m shocked p99 hasn’t ended tbh. I’d guess someone would pull the plug sooner or later

Don't you dare jinx it.

There's some poor mage bastard up in PoH right now camping his Earth Staff for the past 8 years.

Don't do that to him...

[Kaveh]

Too bad it’s so time consuming. Never got an SK epic back in the day. It’s on the bucket list

What’s the best epic? Bard? I like the ench one because it looks biblical to me

[Chortles Snortles]

forums ended years ago *UH DOY*

[Reiwa]

Its not birds lol

That's even less likely than demons.

They don't think it be like it is but it do.

[Jibartik]

They dont scrub the internet of videos of birds flying through satan arches.

[Reiwa]

They dont scrub the internet of videos of birds flying through satan arches.

What better way to promote internet drug sales?

[Jibartik]

What better way to promote internet drug sales?

Well now you're using my kind of high quality math.

[Encroaching Death]

What’s the best epic?

Objectively? Probably Bard. Maybe Cleric and Mage too.

SK looks the coolest. Necro looks the stupidest. Its difficulty to achieve to usefulness ratio sucks as well.

[Jibartik]

Soulfire

[Danth]

Necro looks the stupidest. Its difficulty to achieve to usefulness ratio sucks as well.

Every time I see that thing it reminds me of the dragons from the Atari game "Adventure" I had in my youth. I think it's supposed to be a Sarnak head but I can only ever see Atari.

[Jibartik]

It is horrific.

At least that's in cannon with necro.

:p

I think it's supposed to be a Sarnak head

https://i.imgur.com/A5OkTXv.png

https://i.imgur.com/CutPvJ0.png

[Encroaching Death]

It is horrific.

At least that's in cannon with necro.

:p



https://i.imgur.com/A5OkTXv.png

https://i.imgur.com/CutPvJ0.png

They had an opportunity to make a really cool scythe...oh well

[Jibartik]

They had an opportunity to make a really cool scythe...oh well

https://i.imgur.com/uMRXmmZ.gif

[Kaveh]

Soulfire

I thought the fiery defender should have a 2-4 hour cooldown clicky group LoH instead of the proc

But Brad didn’t consult me

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.imgur.com/uMRXmmZ.gif

I have cried IRL about this IRL

IRL

[Encroaching Death]

I thought the fiery defender should have a 2-4 hour cooldown clicky group LoH instead of the proc

But Brad didn’t consult me

Paladins would have been useful then.

Can't have that.

[Kaveh]

Paladins would have been useful then.

Can't have that.

Yeah, exactly

[Ooloo]

I don't see any reason for the forum to end, I just want them to close Off-Topic. Part of my effort to deplatform conservatives everywhere I tread.

That seems drastic. I don't want a single one of you lefty weirdos banned or silenced. Odd asymmetry there.

Let's all agree or die in the statist hellscape that you guys apparently want!

[Jibartik]

When you shut down fringe message boards in an effort to silence dangerous views:


Mtih9b-oqqs

[Ooloo]

Not even dangerous views though, all the right wingers here seem like generally thoughtful intelligent people. The lefties all seem to be hysterical pearl clutchers who want their critics to magically go away, kind of like hitler would want.

[Jibartik]

kind of like hitler would want.

or the church!

[Encroaching Death]

or the church!

They do have what some call a "secular religion".

There's "Original Sin", shunning and not communicating with heretics, their own dogmatic terminology, etc.

[Reiwa]

They do have what some call a "secular religion".

There's "Original Sin", shunning and not communicating with heretics, their own dogmatic terminology, etc.

Were you born literate?

[Encroaching Death]

Were you born literate?

Are you sure you're allowed to speak with me? I'm a Heretic

[Ooloo]

Reiwa response prediction: "Jon Glenn wasn't first at the table either. Live and let live? I think that was Nixon." or something like that.

[Reiwa]

Reiwa response prediction: "Jon Glenn wasn't first at the table either. Live and let live? I think that was Nixon." or something like that.

Jon Glenn was 3rd.

[Basanos]

That seems drastic. I don't want a single one of you lefty weirdos banned or silenced. Odd asymmetry there.

Let's all agree or die in the statist hellscape that you guys apparently want!Lib

[magnetaress]

Live journal Update:

Today was rough. At least this thread still exists. If I could travel back in time I'd be playing red99. Running. And doing squats. While shit posting gay porn again.

[Encroaching Death]

Live journal Update:

Today was rough. At least this thread still exists. If I could travel back in time I'd be playing red99. Running. And doing squats. While shit posting gay porn again.

Hell yeah, I remember when you used to do that. Twas a good meme

[Jibartik]

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[magnetaress]

I'm perfectly fine. Don't you worry. Just nostalgiac.

[Jimjam]

(i actually watched this video)

Seems like a few bugs flew close to the screen while the camera was focused on the subject to me, but maybe that's just how demons want us to think of them

Iirc, in the wh40k setting, (some?) flies are considered demons of the plague god. Maybe our children of the fictional grim dark far future are on to something?