My bestfriend Ian is coming to visit me on Wednesday

[Encroaching Death]

I live in the red circle. I'll still play EverQuest. Ain't stopping me from my pixels, ye bastard

https://i.postimg.cc/P5khr8Sf/114740.png

[Homesteaded]

Hurricane avocado

[unsunghero]

There’s about a 0% chance your power stays on

Be safe don’t die though. I’d offer advice on what to do but living in AZ I have no idea what natural disasters are like

[Encroaching Death]

I played Minecraft with my nephews when Irma hit back in 2017. Should be fine.

I lost power for the following 3 weeks though.

I got through it with plenty of alcohol.

[Encroaching Death]

My parents are currently out of town, so I have TWO homes to board up - YAY

[Ooloo]

I have family in ruskin which looks to be right in the danger zone! Wooooo. Historically it rarely gets hit directly.

[Encroaching Death]

I have family in ruskin which looks to be right in the danger zone! Wooooo. Historically it rarely gets hit directly.

The coastal currents in this area tend to blunt the damage. Probably the best area to live in if you're concerned about hurricanes.

[Toxigen]

Yeah St. Pete here.

The news hypes it up so much. Its absurd. I went to get a gallon of water today and the shelves were bare. People are dumb.

Its gonna rain. The wind is gonna blow. Some trees may come down. Life goes on.

[Encroaching Death]

You're 10 minutes away from me.

Small world

[magnetaress]

I'm tired so if my house falls down I'll probably just lay under a few boards with a blanket thrown over them.

Thankfully it's just not as hot as it was and we are moving into fall so AC will be overrated the week afterwards the hurricane.

[Elfminster]

People are dumb

You certainly are with all those Level 60's.

God almighty.

You're not only completely brain dead you want everybody to know too.

https://i.ibb.co/pXgLkcx/clap.gif

[Jibartik]

I live in the red circle. I'll still play EverQuest. Ain't stopping me from my pixels, ye bastard

https://i.postimg.cc/P5khr8Sf/114740.png

Good luck surviving big climates fake storm.

[Encroaching Death]

Good luck surviving big climates fake storm.

It's just an excuse to drink (but with a chance to lose my house)

[Jibartik]

This is why they say we'll own nothing and like it.

[Encroaching Death]

Live in the evacuation pod and eat the freeze dried rations

[Jibartik]

Hey speaking of evacuation pods, isnt today supposed to be some big day?

tik tik tik

[teai]

No idea why people live in Lower Guk

[Encroaching Death]

Hey speaking of evacuation pods, isnt today supposed to be some big day?

tik tik tik

One of my relatives is big on QAnon, and while he's actually a pretty cool dude and I agree with him on politics in general, it's funny to listen to him move the goalposts whenever one of these deadline dates come up with nothing.

I just smile and nod.

[Jibartik]

No idea why people live in Lower Guk

https://i.imgur.com/Al70rMa.gif

[Encroaching Death]

No idea why people live in Lower Guk

This is a 30 second drive from my house, but I stay inside and play EQ instead:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1c/d4/2c/1cd42c3d4502734fda332323c720166e.jpg

[Jibartik]

One of my relatives is big on QAnon, and while he's actually a pretty cool dude and I agree with him on politics in general, it's funny to listen to him move the goalposts whenever one of these deadline dates come up with nothing.

I just smile and nod.

its so god damn rapture all over again

People even starting to talk about the rapture again lol

well im rooting for them at least

but what the fuck were going on like 2k years of goalpost moving lol

[teai]

This is a 30 second drive from my house, but I stay inside and play EQ instead:


I almost bought 30 minutes from the beach in FL, but I only went a few times because it was 30 minutes to the beach. B-side or bust IMO

[Encroaching Death]

I almost bought 30 minutes from the beach in FL, but I only went a few times because it was 30 minutes to the beach. B-side or bust IMO

I also haven't been to that beach in like 10 years.

I love telling non-locals that. Gets them so mad.

You can tell who the locals are here by how pale they are.

[teai]

I also haven't been to that beach in like 10 years.

I love telling non-locals that. Gets them so mad.

You can tell who the locals are here by how pale they are.

I went from WA state ghost to almond in a few weeks. I had to buy further north since FL is way too overpriced. Melbourne B-side was awesome, but a few miles away its just disgusting. Most of FL was like that. Boomers and their servants everywhere on the Atlantic side.

https://t-cf.bstatic.com/xdata/images/hotel/max1024x768/180325291.jpg?k=f390ce3adf4ebc6572faf88baabd134a3d 2f5c83a045a66ce74fde49e16b0da5&o=&hp=1

Not my forever home, but beach is an elevator ride down.

(HOA Includes insurance/hurricane/electric/water for $350)

I feel like a retired boomer lol.

[Kaveh]

Yeah St. Pete here.

The news hypes it up so much. Its absurd. I went to get a gallon of water today and the shelves were bare. People are dumb.

Its gonna rain. The wind is gonna blow. Some trees may come down. Life goes on.

You're 10 minutes away from me.

Small world

My son’s out there too

I told him to take his boat out and film it

(He’s my least favorite)

[Kaveh]

I also haven't been to that beach in like 10 years.

I love telling non-locals that. Gets them so mad.

You can tell who the locals are here by how pale they are.

My son lives on his boat. I’m exaggerating, but he’s out on it all the time

He’s retired in his 30s so I guess why not. Fuckhead got rich on crypto and has 8 short term rental properties in Dallas area

I send him postcards from oil rigs telling him to get a job. LOL

[Kaveh]

This is a 30 second drive from my house, but I stay inside and play EQ instead:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1c/d4/2c/1cd42c3d4502734fda332323c720166e.jpg

Florida and Cali have great real estate. Call me crazy but my favorite place in the US so far is still Utah

Can’t beat the national parks around St. George, though it is annoying being shunned when you tell people you aren’t Mormon and will never become one

[Toxigen]

You're 10 minutes away from me.

Small world

dunedin?

really like downtown there...quaint, more family friendly than GayPete

maybe im your boss

[Elfminster]

This is a 30 second drive from my house, but I stay inside and play EQ instead:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1c/d4/2c/1cd42c3d4502734fda332323c720166e.jpg

When you get a nice GF it will be the other way around unless you're a fat fucker in which case you have to wait for the messiah's technology to come save you.

[Elfminster]

When you get a nice GF it will be the other way around unless you're a fat fucker in which case you have to wait for the messiah's technology to come save you.

EDIT: If this special friend of yours, Ian, is your boyfriend then forget what I previously said because it's not relevant.

[Encroaching Death]

dunedin?

really like downtown there...quaint, more family friendly than GayPete

maybe im your boss

I'm south of you.

[Encroaching Death]

EDIT: If this special friend of yours, Ian, is your boyfriend then forget what I previously said because it's not relevant.

Ian is the name of the storm, land lubber.

And I've had sex on that beach 2 or 3 times with women (getting caught once by a bunch of teenagers who took pictures of us without our consent...lol)

[Encroaching Death]

My son lives on his boat. I’m exaggerating, but he’s out on it all the time

He’s retired in his 30s so I guess why not. Fuckhead got rich on crypto and has 8 short term rental properties in Dallas area

I send him postcards from oil rigs telling him to get a job. LOL

I know a few people who do live on their boats. One of my middle school teachers lived on his boat. And one of my friends lives on his boat. It's kind of funny when we call him to meet us somewhere. He's has to anchor up and shit.

[Elfminster]

Ian is the name of the storm, land lubber.

And I've had sex on that beach 2 or 3 times with women (getting caught once by a bunch of teenagers who took pictures of us without our consent...lol)

I completely forgot that scientists christen storms and make them celebrities.

Why were you having sex with beautiful girls on that beautiful beach instead of playing EQ????

After having sex with all these beautiful girls on the beach, did you put on your space suit and walk on the moon with Neil Weakarm? :p

[Encroaching Death]

I completely forgot that scientists christen storms and make them celebrities.

Why were you having sex with beautiful girls on that beautiful beach instead of playing EQ like you are now????

After having sex with all these beautiful girls on the beach, did you walk on the moon with Neil Weakarm? :p

I go through phases where I don't play any video games, and instead, hang out with friends, etc.

Those were some of those days.

Not all were beautiful btw. One of them I met on my 21st birthday at a club while she was up dancing on the public (gross) stripper pole. She was wearing a short skirt and all the dudes were looking up it.

Turns out she was visiting from the other coast of FL and she left her baby in the hotel while she went out clubbing.

These are the caliber of women I had sex with on the beach.

[Elfminster]

I go through phases where I don't play any video games, and instead, hang out with friends, etc.

Those were some of those days.

Not all were beautiful btw. One of them I met on my 21st birthday at a club while she was up dancing on the public (gross) stripper pole. She was wearing a short skirt and all the dudes were looking up it.

Turns out she was visiting from the other coast of FL and she left her baby in the hotel while she went out clubbing.

These are the caliber of women I had sex with on the beach.

Sadly I only ever seem to get one side of the story...

Neil Weakarse: I had a picnic on the moon
Moon:

Ziontist: penguins are queer
Penguins:

Cuck News Network: soandso is dead
Soandso:

Encroaching Death: an ugly girl left her baby alone in the hotel room while I shagged her on the beach (people took photographs of us doing it in the sand)
Girl:

[Encroaching Death]

Sadly I only ever seem to get one side of the story...

Neil Weakarse: I had a picnic on the moon
Moon:

Ziontist: penguins are queer
Penguins:

Cuck News Network: soandso is dead
Soandso:

Encroaching Death: an ugly girl left her baby alone in the hotel room while I shagged her on the beach (people took photographs of us doing it in the sand)
Girl:

I remember she was from Vero Beach. I can attempt to track her down if you want.

One night stands aren't always the most personal though. I didn't get her Social Security Number.

[Elfminster]

I remember she was from Vero Beach. I can attempt to track her down if you want.

One night stands aren't always the most personal though. I didn't get her Social Security Number.

Well, I don't believe the stories that Neil Weakleg had a picnic on the moon

I don't believe the stories that penguins are queer.

I don't believe the stories about a virus killing everybody.

I don't believe the stories that I'm evolved from an ape.

I don't believe the stories of how I have ancestors that stole and mistreated people.

I don't believe the stories about 200 foot tall lizards roaming the earth zillions of years ago.

All these stories were taught to me by teachers and people on the television and I still don't believe them so why would I believe your stories?

You gave yourself away by being derogatory towards her which is what all these stories have in common.

That and the flip flopping you do and the fact you knew I was english without me telling you I was.

https://i.ibb.co/6gXbh1v/bs-bs-meter.gif

[Encroaching Death]

Hooking up with a rando you met at a club isn't an uncommon thing.

I imagine 97% of people have a similar story.

If you think that's an unbelievable story, I'd probably blow your mind with other weird shit I've lived through.

I used to be a drug addict in Florida that stuck his dick in everything. I have some stories.

[Elfminster]

Hooking up with a rando you met at a club isn't an uncommon thing.

I imagine 97% of people have a similar story.

If you think that's an unbelievable story, I'd probably blow your mind with other weird shit I've lived through.

I used to be a drug addict in Florida that stuck his dick in everything. I have some stories.

Bullshit Detector v1.0 running.

Scanning please wait...

Derogatory?...check.
Only one half of the story?...check.
Unverifiable stats?...check.

https://i.ibb.co/6gXbh1v/bs-bs-meter.gif

[Encroaching Death]

Bullshit Detector v1.0 running.

Scanning please wait...

Derogatory?...check.
Only one half of the story?...check.
Unverifiable stats?...check.



I also took a shit this morning. Want evidence of that too?

[Toxigen]

If cat-4, should be fun times.

If sketti models hold, looks like Wednesday afternoon through Thursday morning gonna be the worst of it. Likelihood of being without power for a day or so is pretty high.

I've got a freezer full of ice. Just gonna prep cook a bunch Tuesday night and if/when power goes out I'll load up a cooler full of leftovers, load the ice, and be good for a couple/few days til the roads clear.

Got 20 gallons of water for toilet flushing and taint/pits/face scrubbing. Plenty of agua for drink too.

Candles, headlamp, flashlight, plenty of batteries, and a brand new book from the library.

Good to go.

[Encroaching Death]

If cat-4, should be fun times.

If sketti models hold, looks like Wednesday afternoon through Thursday morning gonna be the worst of it. Likelihood of being without power for a day or so is pretty high.

I've got a freezer full of ice. Just gonna prep cook a bunch Tuesday night and if/when power goes out I'll load up a cooler full of leftovers, load the ice, and be good for a couple/few days til the roads clear.

Got 20 gallons of water for toilet flushing and taint/pits/face scrubbing. Plenty of agua for drink too.

Candles, headlamp, flashlight, plenty of batteries, and a brand new book from the library.

Good to go.

I haven't bought food/water yet. Doing that after work today.

Hopefully the spurgs didn't buy everything off the shelves.

It could shift north of Sarasota. My parents live down there and they have underground power. Could take the laptop over there to keep the pixels rolling in.

My number one worry is: Can I still play EQ? What's the hurricane version of poop socking?

[magnetaress]

I'm south of you.

Bro is in Ft Myers probably Mar-a-lago's massage therapist.

[Encroaching Death]

Bro is in Ft Myers probably Mar-a-lago's massage therapist.

Mar-a-lago is north of both of us.

:cool:

[Jibartik]

Desantas sounded well spoken when he gave the Ian announcement, I was really surprised.

If I said this about obama, someone would accuse me of a thousand years of systematic racism.

[Encroaching Death]

Red means "Good", right?

https://i.postimg.cc/C11dh3qD/Screenshot-20220926-181915-Gallery.jpg

[Jibartik]

It means big climate propaganda

[Reiwa]

What time is this show on?

[Encroaching Death]

What time is this show on?

Thursday, 8am will probably be the worst of it.

Traffic and grocery stores are both insane.

Only managed to get two 20oz bottles of water lol

[unsunghero]

My hurricane defense strat:

[Jibartik]

mfw the goverment says there's a storm, or fire, or ufo coming our way

https://i.imgur.com/O7ghEQP.gif

[Encroaching Death]

My hurricane defense strat:

I have a bunch of family yelling at me to evacuate.

Bitch please, I've got my Necro to level.

[unsunghero]

I have a bunch of family yelling at me to evacuate.

Bitch please, I've got my Necro to level.

I’ll PM you my char name here, I’m 1 bubble from 55

I strongly prefer solo because I sporadically log on and off frequently while playing, and I also don’t know where any end game zones are or what’s in them

But if you ever are in the area and want to duo you can HMU

[Encroaching Death]

I’ll PM you my char name here, I’m 1 bubble from 55

I strongly prefer solo because I sporadically log on and off frequently while playing, and I also don’t know where any end game zones are or what’s in them

But if you ever are in the area and want to duo you can HMU

Nice, I'm around 10% away from 57. I've been grinding solo cash camps recently to save up for level 60 spells and gear but the exp is still rolling in slowly

[Encroaching Death]

Now a Cat 3, expected to be a Cat 4, and it is aimed directly at where I live.

It's been an honor shitposting with you fellas.

I'll try to save my computer.

[Encroaching Death]

It's aimed at Toxigen too.

We might give you our stuff.

[Duik]

All ya need a black sharpie.
/nod

[Encroaching Death]

All ya need a black sharpie.
/nod

I've got a ton of pens, highlighters, etc back at the office

[magnetaress]

Yep rip. mother fuckers.

It's going right up the bay. Personally. I blame the government for aiming it there.

[Encroaching Death]

Yep rip. mother fuckers.

It's going right up the bay. Personally. I blame the government for aiming it there.

I'm gonna die :)

https://i.postimg.cc/0QKDR1Jm/rreber.jpg

[magnetaress]

I'm gonna die :)

https://i.postimg.cc/0QKDR1Jm/rreber.jpg

Sorry u r homeless.

[magnetaress]

I'm directly on that line to the north hehehe btw

[magnetaress]

U should just go south for a few days. Throw ur laptop in a bag and go down to Marco Island for a bit.

[Encroaching Death]

I'm directly on that line to the north hehehe btw

We should definitely meet up and cuddle out the storm

[Encroaching Death]

U should just go south for a few days. Throw ur laptop in a bag and go down to Marco Island for a bit.

I have a sister who lives in Brooksville.

I might go there.

Traffic is going to be miserable though. I'd rather go south, honestly.

[magnetaress]

I have a sister who lives in Brooksville.

I might go there.

Traffic is going to be miserable though. I'd rather go south, honestly.

Yeah I'm sure it's nuts already

[Encroaching Death]

Yeah I'm sure it's nuts already

Brooksville is also in the middle of the cone, but it's more inland so there's a better chance of not being annihilated.

I want to stay at my place, but I'm getting phone calls from my brother-in-law like "Bro, your sister is crying. Can you just come up?"

[teai]

Why would you leave when now is the perfect opportunity to impregnate all the gators you can get your hands on with the storm as a perfect cover.

*Crying sister*
Please, just come up, we love you

*WHAM* * WHAM * WHAM *

JUST GOTTA FINISH PUTTING UP THIS PLYWOOD

*SOUND OF ALLIGATOR SMOKING CIGARETTE*

[magnetaress]

We should definitely meet up and cuddle out the storm

Do like fat hairy incontinent xmen and sausage gravy w/biscuits? Hehehehehe.

Maybe go to ur sis. I can't tell u which direction to go.

Ur home is for sure in Atlantis now tho.

[Encroaching Death]

Why would you leave when now is the perfect opportunity to impregnate all the gators you can get your hands on with the storm as a perfect cover.

I already completed this quest.

[Encroaching Death]

Do like fat hairy incontinent xmen and sausage gravy w/biscuits? Hehehehehe.

Maybe go to ur sis. I can't tell u which direction to go.

Ur home is for sure in Atlantis now tho.

Yes and yes.

My parents are out of town and they have hurricane windows and underground power.

I also stole a spare laptop from work.

EQ here I come.

[teai]

https://i.ibb.co/dpMr1MT/wet-wild.png (https://ibb.co/GMp0Bp6)

I would download Heroes of might and magic 3 and all the anthropomorphic porn you can fit while leaving enough space for widows to run while there is still time.

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.ibb.co/dpMr1MT/wet-wild.png (https://ibb.co/GMp0Bp6)

I would download Heroes of might and magic 3 and all the anthropomorphic porn you can fit while leaving enough space for widows to run while there is still time.

Hell or high water (no pun intended) I will make the raid with my guild on Thursday

I'm not going to let a hurricane stop me from getting my epic, dammit.

[Duik]

I've got a ton of pens, highlighters, etc back at the office

Also need an Orange U Tan to use it.

[Basanos]

Stay safe down there in Florida, the most entertaining state in the union. I can understand not wanting to bother with evacuating after all the false or underwhelming previous alarms.

[teai]

Hell or high water (no pun intended) I will make the raid with my guild on Thursday

I'm not going to let a hurricane stop me from getting my epic, dammit.

It's pretty sad when the united powers of the global weather controlling elite are determined to stop you from pixils.

[teai]

https://i.ibb.co/rG4jBLg/15-hrs-ms-paint.jpg (https://ibb.co/99sDxfJ)

[MrSparkle001]

Here's hoping you don't get fucked by Ian, but it's looking like you will.

Damn. Stay safe and don't be stupid.

[Kaveh]

Hell or high water (no pun intended) I will make the raid with my guild on Thursday

I'm not going to let a hurricane stop me from getting my epic, dammit.

My son, his wife and their 35 kids evacuated to Houston and are staying in my house while we’re up here in alaska

Stay safe buddy. I never took evacuating seriously until Harvey. Harvey brought the pain in Houston

[teai]

https://i.ibb.co/rG4jBLg/15-hrs-ms-paint.jpg (https://ibb.co/99sDxfJ)

PS, lol found you

https://i.ibb.co/Cwhqgqq/this-guy.jpg (https://ibb.co/VL2dRdd)

[magnetaress]

Yes and yes.

My parents are out of town and they have hurricane windows and underground power.

I also stole a spare laptop from work.

EQ here I come.

you'lle be fine

[Toxigen]

It's aimed at Toxigen too.

We might give you our stuff.

Not worried at all. This is ez pz.

[Jibartik]

lol crawl was a good movie.

[Encroaching Death]

Not worried at all. This is ez pz.

Cat 4 and 5s worry me a tiny bit. Especially when they're pointed straight at you.

Still not evacuating tho.

This hurricane can eat my dick.

I have a safe place I can get to but there's no internet. So not doing it.

I'm risking my life so I can have internet.

(Currently installing P99 on a laptop)

[Reiwa]

Stay safe Florida Men and starkind(s)

[Encroaching Death]

Just tested the laptop, EQ works perfectly...like butta.

Just need reliable power.

Soon I'll be drowning.

Drowning in pixels.

[Encroaching Death]

Should I make the trip? Idiots are getting in wrecks...

https://i.postimg.cc/rsp1f552/Screenshot-20220927-155058-Maps.jpg

[teai]

Life is an adventure. Just sit tight and enjoy it. Worst case is you end up having an amazing story to tell your kids.

[unsunghero]

…

[Jibartik]

Life is a Highway. And you get run over on it all day long.

[Basanos]

Life is an adventure. Just sit tight and enjoy it. Worst case is you end up having an amazing story to tell your kids.I am not sure that this is the worst case scenario in the path of an oncoming hurricane.

I do hope that Kanye West says in the wake of this thing that Joe Biden doesn't care about black people. That ought to stir the discourse pot.

[teai]

I am not sure that this is the worst case scenario in the path of an oncoming hurricane.

I do hope that Kanye West says in the wake of this thing that Joe Biden doesn't care about black people. That ought to stir the discourse pot.

If you arent floating face down in a pool of sewage and oil, you ain't black jack. Listen fats, I knew an alligator named skip pe da doo who was a mean dude, anyway.


As the hordes of alligators came up one side and the rampaging remnant of society ravaged my small stash of canned tuna, that's when I set fire to my stickbuilt hovel and the last of my fuel. The explosion gave me enough cover that allowed me to stab a man through the neck with a frozen alligator tail I was planning to eat, which allowed me to steal the airboat and liberate your mother from the slavers.

I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time

[Basanos]

Is teai like a chaos Reiwa or something I don't know this dude or understand these references

[teai]

Is teai like a chaos Reiwa or something I don't know this dude or understand these references

You must be sub 110 IQ to not see the easy as pie cornpop reference. Then the direct response to your " Oh thats not the worst thing that could happen in a hurricane durrr" line.

Its ok though, you will be perfect rank and file soldier for the elite elevator rapist squad.

[magnetaress]

Should I make the trip? Idiots are getting in wrecks...

https://i.postimg.cc/rsp1f552/Screenshot-20220927-155058-Maps.jpg

It's tracking south now idk. Brooksville imho

[Basanos]

You must be sub 110 IQ to not see the easy as pie cornpop reference. Then the direct response to your " Oh thats not the worst thing that could happen in a hurricane durrr" line.

Its ok though, you will be perfect rank and file soldier for the elite elevator rapist squad.Oh it's an Elizondo troll account, booooring, too similar to your main account

[teai]

https://i.ibb.co/ZfgB5FD/chadv.jpg (https://ibb.co/fXNkfyw)

[Elizondo]

Oh it's an Elizondo troll account, booooring, too similar to your main account

Bro you know better

Since you've been gone awhile I'll forgive you

[teai]

Oh it's an Elizondo troll account, booooring, too similar to your main account

Sorry more like sub 100 IQ. Like, what kind of pattern and language recognition do you have? Everything is different in our writing styles. You truly are a pathetic elevator rapist.

[Basanos]

Bro you know better

Since you've been gone awhile I'll forgive youHe's harping on IQ like you used to. It was an honest mistake, but thank you for your forgiveness.

Writing styles, heh

[teai]

He's harping on IQ like you used to. It was an honest mistake, but thank you for your forgiveness.

Writing styles, heh, like you would know anything of my craft!

heh, rent free.

You will never be a writer, you lack a soul. You might get a few credit mugging people on elevators in your fantasies though.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLSQFj8XoAAUfn4.jpg

[Jibartik]

The guy that makes Dilbert has an IQ of 400

[magnetaress]

Well the rainfall will be lyducrous and he's on a major river so he should def go to his sisters now

[teai]

Tampa is only expecting 7-9 inches now. Its a nothing-burger. Meteorological fear mongering

[Jibartik]

Big climate.

A lot of money was made last 2 weeks in emergancy prep.

How much 6$ a gallon gas was bought I wonder?

And they say that alex jones takes advantage of his viewers same exact way.

lol

[teai]

Its just hilarious because all of the 100 year flood plains were OFF LIMITS for building. RARELY were 1000 year flood plains used for major builds. Now that we have become a nation of infinite growth those areas were built up, also destroying the drainage.

OMG MY STICK BUILT CRAP SHACK IN A BOG IS FLOODING JESUS CHRIST ITS THE END.

[Reiwa]

Is teai like a chaos Reiwa or something I don't know this dude or understand these references

teai is the likeable/funny one of the rookies. Heard it's Nirgon and pals capering.

[unsunghero]

Just yesterday my 6 year old asked me where Trump was going to aim his next hurricane

With tears in my eyes I told xer “I don’t know…”

[Basanos]

There has to be at least one Scientologist who is thinking this hurricane is the Xenu showing up in force

[Nibblewitz]

stay safe y'all

[magnetaress]

There has to be at least one Scientologist who is thinking this hurricane is the Xenu showing up in force

Yeah I was thinking this.

[magnetaress]

It's been fun watching DeSantis get all serious and smart.

[Kaveh]

There has to be at least one Scientologist who is thinking this hurricane is the Xenu showing up in force

Clearwater is fucking weird

[Jibartik]

Has Xenu arrived in FLA yet?

[Encroaching Death]

1 mph short of a Cat 5 - brace for impact lol

(Still playing EQ currently)

[magnetaress]

Last Updated: 9/28/2022 8:00:00 AM (Eastern Daylight Time)

Location: 26 N 82.7 W
Movement: NNE at 9 mph
Wind: 155mph
Pressure: 937 mb

It's going to get bigger don't worry lol.

[Encroaching Death]

It just dawned on me.

I forgot to board up the business...

Fuck, I'm about to be homeless for real lol

Shit...

[MrSparkle001]

Tampa is only expecting 7-9 inches now. Its a nothing-burger. Meteorological fear mongering

It's a category 4 right now and looking to be catastrophic.

[magnetaress]

You might get lucky. Hopes and prays.

[MrSparkle001]

You might get lucky. Hopes and prays.

You never know, but that side of Florida hasn't had a major impact in 100 years. The flooding could be widespread and deadly.

Damn.

[magnetaress]

It's a category 4 right now and looking to be catastrophic.

It's a slow fucker. If it did that over Tampa it would wipe it from the map. Those ppl down in Sarasota, Venice, ft Myers etc are in for a real rough ride. Most of the population is coastal there. Not much inland. It's still pretty bad. At least they are spread out over three cities and not in one tiny point.

Someone over at McDill made a phone call to the hurricane steering bros.

[magnetaress]

You never know, but that side of Florida hasn't had a major impact in 100 years. The flooding could be widespread and deadly.

Damn.

Yeah it's going to drown people (

Those cities are all relatively low lying and in flood plains and our rivers have been flooding recently... they all went from draought to flash flood overnight last month.

[Encroaching Death]

The business is far inland, like 15 minutes from the coast, so shouldn't be much of a problem

[magnetaress]

You can't board up for a flood so nothing encroaching could do anyway.

[magnetaress]

What does G-d say if you steer his hurricane away from stalling over the 7 most population dense cities one after the other vs just grazing three?

Are you a murderer?

[teai]

It's going to get bigger don't worry lol.

That's what Harvey said and I was left disappointed ;w;

[magnetaress]

That's what she said.

[Ooloo]

Well finally convinced my mom to go up to gainesville. Was in ruskin about 5 minutes from the beach. Hopefully her house still exists on friday.

[Encroaching Death]

What does G-d say if you steer his hurricane away from stalling over the 7 most population dense cities one after the other vs just grazing three?

Are you a murderer?

G-d probably sent the hurricane here to take me out. He doesn't approve of what I post here because he/she/it is Social Democrat. (Turning water into wine spits in the face of Capitalism...but I'm pretty sure you need water to make wine anyway, so who knows?)

I'm sure 95% here agree.

[Reiwa]

Kinda lumpy looking storm. Is that good?

[Encroaching Death]

Kinda lumpy looking storm. Is that good?

Yeah, nothing to worry about. The lumps just mean it's sleeping

[Encroaching Death]

The local VFW is doing $1 beers today.

Hell yes.

[Reiwa]

Yeah, nothing to worry about. The lumps just mean it's sleeping

Short-lived maybe.

Hello I am an internet scientist.

[Ooloo]

They get lumpy after you nuke them

[Jibartik]

So was the hurricane fake?

The weather for hurricanes is supposed to be way down this year and next, but big climate is trying to tell americans one will come kill us this year.

[teai]

https://i.ibb.co/vZH2HFm/nothing.png (https://ibb.co/5B6q60v)

Its a nothing burger for 16 more hours or so before some GNAR will start. I am really hoping it goes east then wings back to decimate my place in SC so I can get a sweet FEMA trailer.

[Encroaching Death]

The trees are barely moving.

It turned a hard right at the last second.

It's going through Port Charlotte and North Port.

[Encroaching Death]

Its a nothing burger for 16 more hours or so before some GNAR will start. I am really hoping it goes east then wings back to decimate my place in SC so I can get a sweet FEMA trailer.

I had friends who lost their house in Charley.

They lived in a FEMA camp for 8 months.

Some of their livestock were flung into powerlines and killed as well.

[Jibartik]

I like this youtuber

c7jGasVyE5s

[unsunghero]

Dems say if you give them enough money to fix climate change they can turn off the storm on Jupiter that is the size of 2 earths

Trump would prefer to nuke them

[Jibartik]

That's because they cause all the storms and climate change with cloud seedign, and they are going to stop when you pay their ransom.

[Encroaching Death]

Smoking some meat. Might go wrong.

https://i.postimg.cc/cJJrH3h5/20220928-123415.jpg

[Basanos]

The ability to control Earth's weather would be amazing, but I am pretty sure we need to move up on the Kardashev scale (sp?) to harness that kind of mass manipulation over a broad area

It'd be either a mass panacea for problems or the world's most powerful weapon, depending on how it was used

I have long said Jupiter delenda est

[Jibartik]

The ability to control Earth's weather would be amazing, but I am pretty sure we need to move up on the Kardashev scale (sp?) to harness that kind of mass manipulation over a broad area

It'd be either a mass panacea for problems or the world's most powerful weapon, depending on how it was used

I have long said Jupiter delenda est

It's actually incredibly simple to modify the weather. All it takes is... *shocked pickachu face: Chemtrails??

In 1961 Congress allocated funding for the creation of a weather modification
program headed by the Bureau of Reclamation'.

https://www.usbr.gov/history/ProjectHistories/Project_Skywater_D1%5B1%5D.pdf

[Danth]

That's because they cause all the storms and climate change with cloud seedign, and they are going to stop when you pay their ransom.

If you're going that far--that's not how shakedowns and protection rackets work. It never stops unless you deal with whoever's doing it.

[Jibartik]

It is if you want 30-60% less people to sell their own homes to the survivors with.

[Basanos]

Cloud seeding is not the same thing as having a hurricane machine, though

Imagine being able to point and make a tornado, like Storm

If I had that ability, I would make it my mission in life to level every billboard, golf course, country club, and probably a lot of other stuff

[Jibartik]

IDK cloud seeding can change the weather, its literally designed to do exactly the task of creating a hurricane.

Read that pdf! It's shocking that we have this tech and dont seem to apply it to anything but chinese farming.

... *looks up

https://i.imgur.com/ONb90mZ.png

[MrSparkle001]

Two live cams of the hurricane and it's not looking good

6LtUM2lUOGw

VvX0PjFuksM

[Reiwa]

Smoking some meat. Might go wrong.

https://i.postimg.cc/cJJrH3h5/20220928-123415.jpg

YeemJlrNx2Q

[Encroaching Death]

I used to live in Port Charlotte a couple years ago.

Happy I GTFO.

One of my coworkers lives in North Port and I have some family in Punta Gorda

[MrSparkle001]

The Charlotte Harbor cam can't even be seen anymore it's so bad. Visibility is virtually zero.

[Encroaching Death]

I just got texts that emergency services are not responding to 911 calls in my area.

And the guns come out :)

Time to pull them out on another crackhead.

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.postimg.cc/6pQcDnQ5/2124.jpg

[Reiwa]

I just got texts that emergency services are not responding to 911 calls in my area.

And the guns come out :)

Time to pull them out on another crackhead.

Any looting planned? Desantis would probably legalize it for a time.

[Jibartik]

lol

[Basanos]

Please oh please loot the Scientology HQ. I want to see the insane secret documents.

[Ooloo]

Please oh please loot the Scientology HQ. I want to see the insane secret documents.

I don't think you want to know the truth; xenu is *real* and he's got a space volcano with your name on it buster

[Jibartik]

A hurricane looks like a flying space volcano! :spooky:

[Kaveh]

https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1575214356295450634?s=46&t=0iPrLJ41i6v7V3FAbNCqrw

[Kaveh]

Naples is looking bad… same with fort myers

[Encroaching Death]

Naples is looking bad… same with fort myers

My family is mad at me because I laughed it took a turn into Ft. Myers.

What team do they think I'm on?? None of us live there...wtf

[Encroaching Death]

https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1575214356295450634?s=46&t=0iPrLJ41i6v7V3FAbNCqrw

"My name is Jim Cantore, and this is Jackass"

Let's admit that's what The Weather Channel is.

[hobart]

I have dumb relations who are old, obese, and stubborn living in Cape Coral right close to the river. They decided to ride it out like they always do. They've gone dark on the family, but power is out and they could just have dead phones.

Looking rough on the dirty side which they are on. Hopefully, for them, the land to the south of the river there offered some break.

They're also MAGA retards who didn't get vaxxed and were both in the hospital for months from COVID. Go figure.

[Encroaching Death]

They're also MAGA retards who didn't get vaxxed and were both in the hospital for months from COVID. Go figure.

Oh then I guess they deserve to die because their brains have the wrong thoughts in them.

[hobart]

Oh then I guess they deserve to die because their brains have the wrong thoughts in them.

People don't deserve to die for being stupid or making poor choices. We all hope they're fine.

But yeah, I bet the Venn diagram for people who voted trump, are anti-vax, and are too cavalier to flee from a nasty hurricane is almost a single circle.

[Encroaching Death]

People don't deserve to die for being stupid or making poor choices. We all hope they're fine.

But yeah, I bet the Venn diagram for people who voted trump, are anti-vax, and are too cavalier to flee from a nasty hurricane is almost a single circle.

Hurricanes aren't that dangerous in most cases.

If you flee everytime, you're ignorant and cowardly. AKA stupid.

[Basanos]

Pride kills people all the time, life's a gamble

[Encroaching Death]

Pride kills people all the time, life's a gamble

True, but it has nothing to do with pride.

Choosing to fly on a plane knowing there's very little chance of crashing isn't foolish chest thumping.

It's knowing that flying in a plane is relatively safe.

Being afraid of flying in a plane is ignorant. You're not playing it safe by refusing to fly.

[Basanos]

I am pretty sure riding out a hurricane at or near sea level is a different scenario than riding on an airplane, but I haven't flown anywhere since July 2021 so I can't be sure.

I might also be skeptical of bothering to evacuate after so many mostly false alarms, but if I see dead kids floating on the news it's gonna make me feel bad.

Anyways, for those there now, alea iacta est and all that.

[Encroaching Death]

I am pretty sure riding out a hurricane at or near sea level is a different scenario than riding on an airplane, but I haven't flown anywhere since July 2021 so I can't be sure.

I might also be skeptical of bothering to evacuate after so many mostly false alarms, but if I see dead kids floating on the news it's gonna make me feel bad.

Anyways, for those there now, alea iacta est and all that.

This hurricane has only killed 2 people so far. (https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/27/americas/hurricane-ian-cuba-blackout-intl-hnk/index.html)

Hurricanes aren't that bad. I'm typing this comment while sitting in one.

[Basanos]

1,833 people died during Hurricane Katrina, which is like 1,100 less than 9/11

"Not that bad", he says

Good luck, please never reproduce

[Encroaching Death]

1,833 people died during Hurricane Katrina, which is like 1,100 less than 9/11

"Not that bad", he says

Good luck, please never reproduce

Well yeah, New Orleans is fucking retarded. That's why.

And going back to my airplane example, that's like you saying "Well 200 people died on Delta flight 576, so ALL flights are dangerous!!"

[Basanos]

I can't tell if you are trying to convince me that you have made the right decision by not evacuating or yourself. I don't know, I'm in my pajamas up here in Atlanta, watching the Braves game, dry as a bone.

It's irrelevant. You are there. Odds are you'll be fine, like you said. I've been on hundreds of flights, thousands of car rides, and a handful of boats. I've even been bungee jumping.

[Jibartik]

Dude def made the right decision if right now he chatting on p99 forums.

I watched the live footage, it was a knocked over stop sign. On 3 channels

[Encroaching Death]

I can't tell if you are trying to convince me that you have made the right decision by not evacuating or yourself. I don't know, I'm in my pajamas up here in Atlanta, watching the Braves game, dry as a bone.

It's irrelevant. You are there. Odds are you'll be fine, like you said. I've been on hundreds of flights, thousands of car rides, and a handful of boats. I've even been bungee jumping.

Hurricanes are snow days to us Floridians.

Most of the time, the rest of the country never knows when we have them because they're never this large.

Sometimes there are multiple a year.

One of the worst in recent history (in the early 90s) only killed 65 people.

I've known people who lost homes, and my Aunt's windows just blew out like an hour ago - but all that happens even if you evacuate.

[unsunghero]

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[hobart]

Hurricanes aren't that dangerous in most cases.

If you flee everytime, you're ignorant and cowardly. AKA stupid.

If you're trying to convince me that a hurricane is not a 100% death sentence, there's no need. I grew up on the Gulf Coast.

But, why stay? Your work is going to be closed. School will be out. You're stuck at home with, very often, no power for days or weeks. That's enough to make me want to leave by itself. And then add in the small chance of death or serious health risk? I'm the fuck out.

And my relatives are old and sick. It was a bad choice.

[Kaveh]

"My name is Jim Cantore, and this is Jackass"

Let's admit that's what The Weather Channel is.

I cracked up. Hell do anything for a buck

[magnetaress]

Still alive. No power. It's fucking cold. Triple yikes.

Conserving phone bat.

R.i.p cape coral and Punta Gorda.

Ty 4 gifs unsunghero made me smile)

[Toxigen]

never lost power, got lucky

naples got completely fucked

[hobart]

Still alive. No power. It's fucking cold. Triple yikes.

Conserving phone bat.

R.i.p cape coral and Punta Gorda.

Ty 4 gifs unsunghero made me smile)

Hang tough. Hope your power comes back as soon as possible and that you have all the stuff you need to get by.

[Homesteaded]

If you're trying to convince me that a hurricane is not a 100% death sentence, there's no need. I grew up on the Gulf Coast.

But, why stay? Your work is going to be closed. School will be out. You're stuck at home with, very often, no power for days or weeks. That's enough to make me want to leave by itself. And then add in the small chance of death or serious health risk? I'm the fuck out.

And my relatives are old and sick. It was a bad choice.

Sounds like a nice safe adventure.

[MrSparkle001]

There wasn't much live coverage of the areas hit the worst, so yeah you might turn on the news or a live feed and see a stop sign blowing around.

I'm hearing the Fort Myers area is completely screwed. Sarasota and Tampa were spared but Fort Myers and Naples areas were screwed.

[Toxigen]

There wasn't much live coverage of the areas hit the worst, so yeah you might turn on the news or a live feed and see a stop sign blowing around.

I'm hearing the Fort Myers area is completely screwed. Sarasota and Tampa were spared but Fort Myers and Naples areas were screwed.

yep

[Botten]

The sharpie worked. Just many years later :)

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-mar-lago-faces-dual-threat-tornado-hurricane-ian-1747202

https://www.bandadicefali.it/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/star-wars-emperor-good-good.jpg

[Toxigen]

The sharpie worked. Just many years later :)

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-mar-lago-faces-dual-threat-tornado-hurricane-ian-1747202

https://www.bandadicefali.it/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/star-wars-emperor-good-good.jpg

imagine turning a hurricane story into a trump story

not too much upstairs, eh bub?

[Jibartik]

What's that rule where everything on the internet eventually turns into Hitler?

There needs to be one where everything a democrat says immediately turns to Trump.

[Botten]

imagine turning a hurricane story into a trump story

not too much upstairs, eh bub?

Imagine feeling that much of a need to defend someone so dumb because you worship him that hard.

And yeah the Hurricane Ian story includes Trump, he was actually counting hurricane.

Donald Trump has chosen to stay in his Florida resort of Mar-a-Lago as Hurricane Ian sweeps through the state to delay being deposed in a class action lawsuit, according to court documents. (https://www.newsweek.com/trump-florda-maralago-lawsui-hurricane-ian-1747438 )

https://preview.redd.it/jseo299llkq91.jpg

[Jibartik]

lol democrats actually tried to destroy florida with a hurricane to try to get trump what is that failed attempt #9?

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.postimg.cc/vHbd5JvL/2845.jpg

[Basanos]

https://i.postimg.cc/vHbd5JvL/2845.jpglol

[hobart]

imagine turning a hurricane story into a trump story

not too much upstairs, eh bub?

Imagine still not being able to admit you were conned by a buffoon living on credit from a hostile foreign power.

Until you learn what a gullible (and repugnant) piece of shit you are, you need to be reminded at every turn. Wear the scarlet trucker hat like a man, Trumptard.

[Encroaching Death]

Coworker lost his work/masturbation shed, Aunt's windows blew out, and best friend's lanai is completely destroyed.

Other than that, smooth sailing.

[Encroaching Death]

RIP Wank Station

https://i.postimg.cc/rFK7Gqr4/2850.jpg

[Basanos]

That is a sign from God to jack off in the car like a normal Florida man

[Homesteaded]

So these trump haters think this hurricane has something to do with him?

[Encroaching Death]

So these trump haters think this hurricane has something to do with him?

Are you surprised?

[Encroaching Death]

I'm sorry, I thought this was America

https://i.postimg.cc/MHJPCSW-3/2911.jpg

[Basanos]

So these trump haters think this hurricane has something to do with him?No, I think it's God punishing the USA for our abusive relationship with the world. Trump is just a piece of that.

[Encroaching Death]

The hurricane hitting us is proof DeSantis is a homosegsual

Return to Viking paganism now before Odin sends his ravens to pommel Florida again

Midgard will suffer hence forth

[hobart]

So these trump haters think this hurricane has something to do with him?

No. It's not about him. It's about you (in the general sense of the word).

Your opinions on hurricanes, vaccines, the price of tea in China, and everything else are suspect, at best, if you're a Trumptard. It's a stink you can't wash off.

[magnetaress]

Power is back.

Phone is melting down as it updates all of its Spyware

[Kaveh]

https://i.postimg.cc/vHbd5JvL/2845.jpg

Lol’d

[magnetaress]

RIP Wank Station

https://i.postimg.cc/rFK7Gqr4/2850.jpg

Yard Looking good. Mines full of debre.

[Reiwa]

Blake gets some hurricane this weekend?

[magnetaress]

Yeah. Ft myers, cape coral, Punta Gorda rip. They didn't know what hit them until it was too late and ground them to paste for 7hrs

[Reiwa]

Lol’d

What is Salt life?

[Kaveh]

Idk some sticker they put on their trucks

I think they own boats and fish? Popular in Florida and Texas, I’m sure it’s present elsewhere on the gulf coast

[Basanos]

It's usually just a sticker or t-shirt for the college kids but I'm pretty sure it's a clothing & sportswear brand

[magnetaress]

It means u can fish and live off the sea and land riding sharks and grillin out the back of ur 4x4 with big ass tires shooting boars on land and ur babes are all meth fit have magenta hair and good fake teeth and shave down there still. Or their surgeons at least did a pretty good job scraping the follicles outa their factory floor amazon prime gooches. Aka ur girl can't get pregnant so don't need abortions. Semen is apparently salty. Tldr I actually live in FL and have been a bit of a beach bumb in my fitter more drugged and lively days. Everyone is extremely homosexual. Lots of cross over between grindr and tinder and plenty of fish. If ur really cool u got a speargun and bow and arrow fish like aquaman even if ur technically a woman and maybe a gator license if ur really special. Ur also a professional musician on like SoundCloud and play at bar, beach venues. Ur metabolism is fast enough u can drink beer and stay underweight with poor muscle tone. U probably don't really care about politics and vote by mail anyway how ur girl tells u cuz ur too busy polishing ur trucks rims. There are a few rly good candidates on this board. I won't out them tho. To their credit most salt life males are actually fit enough to pitch in a major league, play football, volleyball, surf, arent intimidated by sharks or other males and mechanically inclined enough to maintain their trucks in good order. At least.

Hope this helps.

[Kaveh]

To be honest, I’m not sure that helped

[Elizondo]

Woketards beclowning themselves over a hurricane trying to push their Global Warming Hoax

So embarrassing

[magnetaress]

To be honest, I’m not sure that helped

Here ya go.

I'll probably go to hell for this.

https://i.imgur.com/lV46LfH.jpg


Source: https://www.axios.com/2022/09/29/hurricane-ian-damage-images

*** fixed source link to axios

[Basanos]

Woketards beclowning themselves over a hurricane trying to push their Global Warming Hoax

So embarrassingThe ultimate conservative foe: the woke sheeple at the dastardly weather channel

[Elizondo]

The ultimate conservative foe: the woke sheeple at the dastardly weather channel

Imagine thinking the propaganda is being pushed from a weather channel and not Don Lemon

So embarrassing

[Basanos]

Imagine thinking the propaganda is being pushed from a weather channel and not Don Lemon

So embarrassingi'm not the one who is working up a sweat on my punching bag in the garage because of the weather man

[Elizondo]

i'm not the one who is working up a sweat on my punching bag in the garage because of the weather man

Imagine thinking Don Lemon is a weather man

So embarrassing

[Basanos]

Imagine thinking Don Lemon is a weather man

So embarrassinghey man, if you enjoy CNN, go nuts! there's no reason to get crabby about it

[Elizondo]

hey man, if you enjoy CNN, go nuts! there's no reason to get crabby about it

Imagine thinking the laughable propaganda blaming 'global warming' on this hurricane is only coming from CNN

So embarrassing

[magnetaress]

Elizondo climate change and mass extinction by extension is probably really real and most people probably don't really care. So I would not get too worked up about it being real.

[Elizondo]

Elizondo climate change and mass extinction by extension is probably really real and most people probably don't really care. So I would not get too worked up about it being real.

The Climate is always changing. It's called Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter

Hope that helps

[Reiwa]

Imagine thinking the laughable propaganda blaming 'global warming' on this hurricane is only coming from CNN

So embarrassing

How destructive was Ian?

I don't think it's an Andrew or a Katrina, but it seems to have missed hitting a major city(Tampa, technically) so might not be useful in those terms.

[magnetaress]

The Climate is always changing. It's called Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter

Hope that helps

Yes. That is very obvious. Y do u think they chose the words climate change?

The real question tho is y r u so worried about it? Climate change? When most people don't really care?

[Elizondo]

Yes. That is very obvious. Y do u think they chose the words climate change?

The real question tho is y r u so worried about it? Climate change? When most people don't really care?

I'm not worried about it at all. That's the point.

I just think it's hilarious that the same people that believe in mythical "Global Warming" are the same idiots on their 15th booster

How destructive was Ian?

I don't think it's an Andrew or a Katrina, but it seems to have missed hitting a major city(Tampa, technically) so might not be useful in those terms.

Hurricanes are always destructive

[Basanos]

I just think it's hilariousyou seem to be mistaking anger for humor, ur mad

[Reiwa]

Hurricanes are always destructive

Several have not made landfall this season, so that's gonna be a no from me dawg. :p

[Kaveh]

How destructive was Ian?

I don't think it's an Andrew or a Katrina, but it seems to have missed hitting a major city(Tampa, technically) so might not be useful in those terms.

Harvey was bad in terms of destruction but no one considers Texas a large state or houston a major city so no one notices. People in alaska ask me where’s my accent and cowboy boots. Ian looks worse so far

you seem to be mistaking anger for humor, ur mad

Lol’d

[Reiwa]

Harvey was bad in terms of destruction but no one considers Texas a large state or houston a major city so no one notices. People in alaska ask me where’s my accent and cowboy boots. Ian looks worse so far

It's definitely a B-tier city compared to Miami or New Orleans. Tampa isn't reputed that highly either I guess.

(I initially wrote Harvey instead of Katrina) :p

[Kaveh]

Which is dumb because the metro area has 7 million (more than Miami or New Orleans) and it’s the headquarters of the energy sector of the global superpower

Yeah, I’m butthurt about it, so what?

[Basanos]

but do you actually own any cowboy boots?

my brother moved to arizona and said he bought a cowboy hat, i have GOT to see that sometime

[Elizondo]

you seem to be mistaking anger for humor, ur mad

lol dude

You're just projecting

Sorry you triggered so badly. Hope you feel better someday.

[Basanos]

lol dude

You're just projecting

Sorry you triggered so badly. Hope you feel better someday.Hey man, some of my own healthiest habits come from learning to exploit my natural tendencies to do things. I only watch tv if I am on the exercise bike, for example.

[Kaveh]

but do you actually own any cowboy boots?

my brother moved to arizona and said he bought a cowboy hat, i have GOT to see that sometime

Yeah man, I have a ranch, cows and horses. When I initially learned English, my parents took us to a country ass Baptist church in nacogdoches which isn’t Matthew mcconaghey English, it’s Deep South. So I had a southern accent. I mostly lost it because I’ve been in Houston since I went to rice at age 18 (I’m 57 now), but I still say LAW-YER, not LOI-YER

Not really anything else noticeable. I definitely say y’all

[Kaveh]

WTS/WTT central Texas ranch for wyoming land near mountains PST

[Encroaching Death]

What is Salt life?

It's a bumper sticker you put on your car after moving to Florida.

You MUST like the beach, fishing, boating, piracy, drug smuggling before applying the bumper sticker or the local authorities will brand you a liar. Literally. You get the word 'LIAR' branded into your soft flesh.

[Encroaching Death]

It's definitely a B-tier city compared to Miami or New Orleans. Tampa isn't reputed that highly either I guess.

(I initially wrote Harvey instead of Katrina) :p

As of 4 hours ago, the death toll is 12.

It was pretty destructive though. I was driving around my area last night and it was looking bad. A ton of old and famous cultural buildings were completely destroyed.

If it didn't hook southeast at the last moment, it would have hit my area directly. Ft. Myers isn't considered a big city here, but it is one of the fastest growing in the US.

Ft. Myers will probably be as large, if not, larger than say Tampa or Miami in the future.

But Florida tends to remember the Cat 5s the most, so this one will be up there with the likes of Andrew, I'm sure.

Not as bad, but it's up there.

[magnetaress]

We got rocked (https://www.foxweather.com/extreme-weather/hurricane-hunter-describes-flying-inside-hurricane-ian-as-roughest-flight-of-his-career.amp) - video of pilot who flew into the hurricane in a big beefy plane.

[MrSparkle001]

Fort Myers area got rocked hard. It's not recovering any time soon.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/30/photos-show-the-catastrophic-impact-of-hurricane-ian.html

https://image.cnbcfm.com/api/v1/image/107126554-1664462089589-gettyimages-1243594320-AFP_32KD3ZJ.jpeg?v=1664543095&w=740&h=416&ffmt=webp

https://image.cnbcfm.com/api/v1/image/107127233-1664538860153-AP22272664949542.jpg?v=1664543095&w=740&h=416&ffmt=webp

https://image.cnbcfm.com/api/v1/image/107127207-1664536557067-gettyimages-1243602295-AFP_32KD8ZD.jpeg?v=1664543095&w=740&h=416&ffmt=webp

[teai]

https://i.ibb.co/LJJMs4P/20220930-105936.jpg (https://ibb.co/8ddJQFB)

Nothing burger in SC still. Hoping it gets worse so I can watch the surge

[Tormac]

It's a bumper sticker you put on your car after moving to Florida.

You MUST like the beach, fishing, boating, piracy, drug smuggling before applying the bumper sticker or the local authorities will brand you a liar. Literally. You get the word 'LIAR' branded into your soft flesh.

What if I just like boating, piracy, and drug running, but don't like fishing or being a beach bum? Will I still be branded with the whole "LIAR" brand, or do you think I could talk them down to just an "AR brand. I could live with just an "AR" brand easier than a "LIAR" brand.

[teai]

https://i.ibb.co/GWNJDn7/20220930-124708.jpg (https://ibb.co/qNVn87B)

Where did my beach go lol. I think all the lower floors will get flooded, supposed to be 6ft surge maybe?

[Encroaching Death]

What if I just like boating, piracy, and drug running, but don't like fishing or being a beach bum? Will I still be branded with the whole "LIAR" brand, or do you think I could talk them down to just an "AR brand. I could live with just an "AR" brand easier than a "LIAR" brand.

Some have been known to bypass the legal requirements by pouring salt onto their bodies while police patrol by.