The moon landings were real and here is the proof

[Elfminster]

Scientific proof they landed on the Moon

https://i.ibb.co/s5CXGwf/tv-moon-landings.jpg

Bonus: scientific proof sponges can speak

https://i.ibb.co/Qmy8P0m/spongebob-tv.jpg

[teai]

https://www.plasterersforum.com/attachments/pteokgk-jpg.51702/

Next you will be saying H scroll is a human right

[Elfminster]

https://www.plasterersforum.com/attachments/pteokgk-jpg.51702/

https://i.ibb.co/XxyBjVv/overcomplicated-door-chain.jpg

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/TeOA46K.png

[Elfminster]

https://i.ibb.co/kHnPQdh/science-tv.jpg

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/hDWrYgp.png
https://i.imgur.com/sZDJFFx.png

[Elizondo]

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[GinnasP99]

There is no such thing as outer space. You are alive in the world that God created, there is no leaving this place. You will either die and be judged righteous or wicked, or you very well might live until the day of Jesus Christ.

Hope this helps.

[GinnasP99]

https://i.ibb.co/kHnPQdh/science-tv.jpg

By the way, 144,000 divided by 8 billion is 0.000018

[Ooloo]

https://i.imgur.com/TeOA46K.png

I hope everyone had their flu shots! Nobody's even wearing a mask...

[Elfminster]

I hope everyone had their flu shots! Nobody's even wearing a mask...

There is no such thing as outer space. You are alive in the world that God created, there is no leaving this place. You will either die and be judged righteous or wicked, or you very well might live until the day of Jesus Christ

https://i.ibb.co/H2PmQ0X/Broken-Record.jpg

[unsunghero]

Don’t know how much more photographic proof people need

[Elfminster]

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https://i.ibb.co/VQ5D1jD/punch-judy-show.jpg

[Elfminster]

Don’t know how much more photographic proof people need

https://i.ibb.co/2qb9BCm/woah.jpg

[Elizondo]

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[mcoy]

In 1969 it was easier to actually go to the Moon than to fake doing so.

-Mcoy

[Elizondo]

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[Elfminster]

Declassified top secret prototype spaceship circa 1968

https://i.ibb.co/YjnzzF8/nasa-spaceship.jpg

[Elfminster]

In 1969 it was easier to actually go to the Moon than to fake doing so.

-Mcoy

Not if it's impossible to go to the moon.

[Elizondo]

In 1969 it was easier to actually go to the Moon than to fake doing so.

-Mcoy

How did they get through the Van Allen Belt

[Elfminster]

"Dear wife, I've decided to risk my life by going on an experimental mission to the moon. Yes, you heard me right I said I'm going to the moon. Don't laugh I'm being serious. I'm going to do it on behalf of the entire human race even though nobody asked me to do it for them. I might blow up on the way or there might be hostile aliens out there which follow me back to earth and kill everybody. I'm not 100% sure if it's ethical for me to walk on everybody's moon and there's also the question of God etc. That's the bad news, the good news is that if I do make it back alive I will be famous for risking my life and our love for nothing. I hope you don't mind. I love you. Wish me luck?".

[Elfminster]

"That's one small step for man, one giant nothingburger for mankind."

[magnetaress]

G-d

[Elizondo]

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[Elfminster]

"Dear human race, American here, I'm bored of bombing women and children so I've decided to walk on the moon instead. Yay me! I've said goodbye to my wife and family in case I suffocate or freeze to death on the way. I can't wait to soil the surface of the moon for you with my big clumsy dirty feet. USA! USA! USA!"

[Elfminster]

"We choose to put a baby killer on the moon not because it's easy but because it's hard. People ask why do that? Well, why cross the atlantic?"

[Elfminster]

"PS. ask not what me and my family can do for you ask what you can do for me and my family"

[mcoy]

How did they get through the Van Allen Belt

They were already working on that in 1960! Turns out by surrounding themselves with conductive materials, hardening their electrical systems, and not loitering in the areas of highest activity they would actually obtain more overall exposure from their time spent outside the belts - here's an interesting pdf that has tons of detail about the dosimeters used, average exposure of each mission, and the rules for what to do in the events of various solar events during the mission(s).

https://ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/19730010172/downloads/19730010172.pdf

-Mcoy

[Elfminster]

They were already working on that in 1960! Turns out by surrounding themselves with conductive materials, hardening their electrical systems, and not loitering in the areas of highest activity they would actually obtain more overall exposure from their time spent outside the belts - here's an interesting pdf that has tons of detail about the dosimeters used, average exposure of each mission, and the rules for what to do in the events of various solar events during the mission(s).

https://ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/19730010172/downloads/19730010172.pdf

-Mcoy

Have you got any actual proof which we can verify ourselves or do you only have stories to share with everybody? I mean, you didn't come up with the idea, you weren't there, you didn't go, and you have no independently verifiable scientific evidence so why should anybody believe you? Why would married men risk their lives for nothing?

If you like sharing stories then you should read this PDF: http://triggs.djvu.org/djvu-editions.com/BIBLES/KJV/Download.pdf.

[Elfminster]

Random Dude: Don't just take somebody's word for it instead demand independent tangible evidence of the "scientific kind" that way there's no confusion.

[some time later]

Random Dude: I'm a scientist!
Random Dude's Disciple: I'm a scientist!

[some time later]

Random Dude: I'm objective so you can trust me!
Random Dude's Disciple: I'm objective so you can trust me!

[some time later]

Random Dude: I went to the moon!
Random Dude's Disciple: I went to the moon!

[some time later]

Random Dude: There's a deadly virus going around!
Random Dude's Disciple: There's a deadly virus going around!

[some time later]

Random Dude: You're evolved from apes!
Random Dude's Disciple: You're evolved from apes!

[some time later]

Random Dude: Banning the combustion engine will save the planet!
Random Dude's Disciple: Banning the combustion engine will save the planet!

[some time later]

Random Dude: Cannabis is bad for you!
Random Dude's Disciple: Cannabis is bad for you!

[some time later]

Random Dude: There's 8 billion people!
Random Dude's Disciple: There's 8 billion people!

[some time later]

Random Dude: I have a hadron collider!
Random Dude's Disciple: I have a hadron collider!

[some time later]

Random Dude: It's called science you dummy!
Random Dude's Disciple: It's called science you dummy!

[some time later]

Random Dude: I'm scientific you idiot!
Random Dude's Disciple: I'm scientific you idiot!

[some time later]

Random Dude: Polly want a cracker?
Random Dude's Disciple: Polly want a cracker?

[Elizondo]

They were already working on that in 1960! Turns out by surrounding themselves with conductive materials, hardening their electrical systems, and not loitering in the areas of highest activity they would actually obtain more overall exposure from their time spent outside the belts - here's an interesting pdf that has tons of detail about the dosimeters used, average exposure of each mission, and the rules for what to do in the events of various solar events during the mission(s).

https://ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/19730010172/downloads/19730010172.pdf

-Mcoy

If you're going to use NASA as a source you have to explain the contradictions

https://www.nasa.gov/content/goddard/van-allen-probes-spot-impenetrable-barrier-in-space

NASA's Van Allen Probes Spot an Impenetrable Barrier in Space

The Van Allen belts are a collection of charged particles, gathered in place by Earth’s magnetic field. They can wax and wane in response to incoming energy from the sun, sometimes swelling up enough to expose satellites in low-Earth orbit to damaging radiation. The discovery of the drain that acts as a barrier within the belts was made using NASA's Van Allen Probes, launched in August 2012 to study the region. A paper on these results appeared in the Nov. 27, 2014, issue of Nature magazine.

[MrSparkle001]

Just remember the reason we haven't explored the dark side of the moon is because that's where the alien forward base is

[Elfminster]

Just remember the reason we haven't explored the dark side of the moon is because that's where the alien forward base is

"We"?

You a baby killer too then?

[Elfminster]

"I was bombing babies for them. Later on they asked me to fly to the 'moon'. Now I'm divorced and dead and the guy who sent me is dead too and soon my children will be dead. People used to ask me if I had any evidence I'd been to the real moon and I would reply Not A Shred Asshole! which I thought was hilarious because it's true..."

[Reiwa]

acts as a barrier

Walls are barriers and can be easily passed. :p

In this case it's stellar/interstellar energy tho

[Elizondo]

Walls are barriers and can be easily passed. :p

In this case it's stellar/interstellar energy tho

What part of "impenetrable" did you not understand

[Elfminster]

Walls are barriers and can be easily passed. :p

In this case it's stellar/interstellar energy tho

If Americans did in fact live on the moon for a short while there would have been at least one american school shooting and anti-american terrorist attack on the moon while they were up there. One of the 'astronauts' would report being raped 20 years earlier. Another would say sorry for something he said 13 years earlier which the mass media had recently discovered and told everybody about. There would be at least one team splitting feud over who spilt the milk at lunch time with everything turning into a soap opera and people taking sides.

[Jibartik]

School shootings are because of violent video games.

Same reason we have no female presidents, no female presidents in movies.

[Reiwa]

What part of "impenetrable" did you not understand

Seems quite penetrable to me.

Kinda like your mother. ;)

[Elizondo]

Seems quite penetrable to me.

Kinda like your mother. ;)

You're just being silly

[Elfminster]

School shootings are because of violent video games.

Same reason we have no female presidents, no female presidents in movies.

Polly Bergen, "Kisses for My President"
Patty Duke, "Hail to the Chief"
Christina Applegate, "Mafia!"
Geena Davis, "Commander in Chief"
Patricia Wettig, "Prison Break"
Cherry Jones, "24"
Alfre Woodard, "State of Affairs"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "Veep"
Andrea Savage, "Veep"
Sela Ward, "Independence Day: Resurgence"
Elizabeth Mitchell, "The Purge: Election Year"
Lynda Carter, "Supergirl"
Robin Wright, "House of Cards"
Elizabeth Marvel, "Homeland"
Bellamy Young, "Scandal"
Charlize Theron, "Long Shot"
Gina Rodriguez, "Diary of a Future President"

[Elfminster]

I just got back from Mars AMA

[Elfminster]

By the way, the little green men say HI.

[Jibartik]

Polly Bergen, "Kisses for My President"
Patty Duke, "Hail to the Chief"
Christina Applegate, "Mafia!"
Geena Davis, "Commander in Chief"
Patricia Wettig, "Prison Break"
Cherry Jones, "24"
Alfre Woodard, "State of Affairs"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "Veep"
Andrea Savage, "Veep"
Sela Ward, "Independence Day: Resurgence"
Elizabeth Mitchell, "The Purge: Election Year"
Lynda Carter, "Supergirl"
Robin Wright, "House of Cards"
Elizabeth Marvel, "Homeland"
Bellamy Young, "Scandal"
Charlize Theron, "Long Shot"
Gina Rodriguez, "Diary of a Future President"

Jeeze I'm sorry I made you do all that, I was just being sarcastic.

I guess words do have consequences. :(

[Mblake1981]

Jeeze I'm sorry I made you do all that, I was just being sarcastic.

I guess words do have consequences. :(

We also had the first female President of the USA with Kamala Harris when she was sworn in to cover for Biden while he had butt-surgery.

After President Trump took office, another spike in detentions drew attention to the abysmal conditions many migrants were experiencing and the cages came to represent the harshest aspects of his administration’s crackdown on the border. Migrants called the chain-link enclosures “pereras,” or doghouses, in Spanish.

[Elfminster]

We also had the first female President of the USA with Kamala Harris when she was sworn in to cover for Biden while he had butt-surgery.

The Queen of England is the most famous leader in the world. How many male presidents has she been through while in office?

[Mblake1981]

The Queen of England is the most famous leader in the world. How many male presidents has she been through while in office?

You have Google, check and find out.

[Reiwa]

You have Google, check and find out.

More importantly, how many American Presidents have been through her?

[Elfminster]

More importantly, how many American Presidents have been through her?

None because just like the moon landings she only exists on TV.

[Elizondo]

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[Ooloo]

Wait is this thread seriously about whether or not they were real?

Yes they were real. Here's how I know: Cause they were cancelled, cause they were insanely expensive and nobody cared anymore after we beat russia. Apollo 13 is a great movie, but also a legitimately well done historical documentary in many ways.

I mean if you're gonna fake it, why stop at the moon? Why send a bunch of stupid beep-boop robots to mars instead of just faking that too?

[Elizondo]

I mean if you're gonna fake it, why stop at the moon? Why send a bunch of stupid beep-boop robots to mars instead of just faking that too?

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[Ooloo]

Yeah I can composite low res images too though.

[Elizondo]

Yeah I can composite low res images too though.

The photo on the right is an official photograph of Mars from NASA

[Jibartik]

Wait is this thread seriously about whether or not they were real?

Yes they were real. Here's how I know: Cause they were cancelled, cause they were insanely expensive and nobody cared anymore after we beat russia. Apollo 13 is a great movie, but also a legitimately well done historical documentary in many ways.

I mean if you're gonna fake it, why stop at the moon? Why send a bunch of stupid beep-boop robots to mars instead of just faking that too?

the purpose of nasa was to ween us of interest in space during the period of time where we could have started spreading out into he stars.

They wanted us on earth, building weapons to kill each other with that tech.

They shut NASA down, because it succeeded in its mission.

Now they are doing it all over again, instead of pointing telescopes at the planets scientists say could have life on them here on earth, moons of Jupiter, or Saturn, the lights on the moon, the monolith on the mars moon, and all the other things people are interested in, they uprezzed a couple photos that look like pollock paintings.

You can tell i am right because when a citizen got up there instead of doing all that stuff too, he put a car in a big dark area for us to look at.

Its all a scam.

[Elizondo]

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[Jibartik]

"quick their interested in space go take a picture of the desert and tell them that's all that's out there"

[Elfminster]

I mean if you're gonna fake it, why stop at the moon?

Because we can all clearly see the moon which makes it personal.

The trick is to get an emotional reaction from nothing (min/max).

Imagine being a Russian and every time you see the moon you're reminded somebody beat you.

Imagine being American and everytime you see the moon you think you're greater than everybody.

It was a way to generate hate, dissapointment, anger, pride, etc. from nothing (see shool shootings).

But the moon isn't there for that. It's there for greater things than that.

Why send a bunch of stupid beep-boop robots to mars instead of just faking that too?

The Mars robots are also fake.

[Elfminster]

"quick their interested in space go take a picture of the desert and tell them that's all that's out there"

I used to think it was filmed in a desert but then the penny dropped.

It's fimed entirely in some kind of digital imaging creation software so those astronauts aren't even real they're photorealistic cartoon characters.

This software has been used to create web sites like Pornhub and YouTube too.

They also have technology which allows them to change the way the way they look IRL.

That's how celebs get around without being noticced.

It makes sense because humans are mutiipurpose and heaven would be boring if you looked the same forever.

Heaven is all about having choice so hell is the opposite therefore in heaven you can choose how you look and in hell you can't.

[Elfminster]

If my wife can change the way she looks then I can fuck a different girl every day without cheating on my wife.

That's my dream.

With technology and women my dream is possible.

[MrSparkle001]

As much as I think the moon landings were real I've always wondered why there are no stars in any of the photos. Wouldn't the moon "sky" be filled with uncountable stars?

[Evia]

I used to be certain space was real but then I realized how many lies we are all fed daily and I started to question it. The fact that we had the tech to do it back then but don't now is VERY sus I don't care what big elaborate explanations they try and come up with. I also noticed they shame flat earthers or space deniers the same way that they treat anti vaxers or anti censorship people so it's likely they're on to something if the establishment feels the need to hate on them.

What do you guys think about dinosaurs? Like obviously the creatures are real because we have dug the bones up but I don't think anything were told about those bones or those creatures is true or correct.

[Jibartik]

I think dynos were killed by our creator that genetically engineered mammals because they were of the same genotype as the alien I mean creator.

My going theory is that, with all the life we've had on earth, and only 1 is intelligent, that intelligent life is beyond extremely rare, but life is not. And so they go around finding planets with life on them and doing science.

If the earth science is real, then any alien society that came about during that period of time would have lived through so many versions of our entire timelines that they would be like god knows what by now.

Itd make sense if their home galaxy was blown up and that's why we never got the second coming. Maybe they are now extinct like a ALIENS movie.

[Danth]

Something to note about Apollo, if it was a scam then the Soviets were also in on it because they reported tracking the flights and publicly acknowledged the moon landings. So you'd have not just a conspiracy, but a large-scale multinational conspiracy between international antagonists. It's not far to then conclude the entire Cold War must've been an Orwellian-style sham in such a scenario. I won't get into the argument about it directly--but you don't really get a limited conspiracy with Apollo. If you want to believe it's a fraud, then you're going to have to go all the way with it.

For my part I have no trouble at all believing rockets from 50 years ago could work better than their modern equvialents. I've spent my entire adult life watching reliability decrease while cost increases on everything from shovels to cars to household appliances. The X-35 demonstrator flew more than twenty years ago and the resultant F-35's still don't work right. NASA in particular is barely anything more than a pork barrel grifting program these days, actual results are quite secondary if even that. It's almost more unusual to find modern stuff that actually works right.

Danth

[Jibartik]

Oh yea I also think the dinos were killed off during the period of time where aliens strip mined the earth for its mana giving vegitation and then because the lack of O2 from the tree's of life after they left, the dino's food supply and themselves dwindled and gave rise to the age of the mammal who came out from under the brush of the the dinos that got us to today, where the mammals fight over the shit and mud left to rot in the baking sun.

[Jibartik]

This is probably all true

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[Ooloo]

Haha okay so this thread is a big ironyfest phew!

[Jibartik]

Thats not irony its true!

[Encroaching Death]

Convincing the rest of the world that you landed on the moon is also impressive.

Either way, fake or real, Obama wins.

[magnetaress]

I can remotely sense total strangers thought patterns. And even sometimes I hear them in my head.

https://scitechdaily.com/researchers-demonstrate-brainwave-synchronization-without-physical-presence/amp/

[magnetaress]

Convincing the rest of the world that you landed on the moon is also impressive.

Either way, fake or real, Obama wins.

China has been to the moon a whole bunch too. And India. Everyone is going these days.

[Ooloo]

Seriously though of all the amazing things the Apollo missions accomplished, I dunno why the conspiracy guys aren't more skeptical of the fact that to get back *off* the moon after dinking around in their golf cart or whatever, they had to blast off the surface and dock with the command module, which was orbiting at insane speed around the moon. I mean I know all the calculations were done in advanced and scheduled, but that specific feat has always amazed me. I can't imagine sitting there in the LEM, on the moon's surface, ready to blast off and thinking "well uhhh I hope this works!". Talk about balls of steel.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/nHuRpqy.png

[magnetaress]

Seriously though of all the amazing things the Apollo missions accomplished, I dunno why the conspiracy guys aren't more skeptical of the fact that to get back *off* the moon after dinking around in their golf cart or whatever, they had to blast off the surface and dock with the command module, which was orbiting at insane speed around the moon. I mean I know all the calculations were done in advanced and scheduled, but that specific feat has always amazed me. I can't imagine sitting there in the LEM, on the moon's surface, ready to blast off and thinking "well uhhh I hope this works!". Talk about balls of steel.

Hauling the fuel mass around to get home again was pretty 1337. If it was really real.

[Encroaching Death]

I prefer a more plausable conspiracy, myself..

https://i.postimg.cc/RCkwktvR/FB-IMG-1660527090274.jpg

[Elfminster]

Random dude: did you know we're evolved from apes?
Logic: Was that your idea?
Random dude: no
Logic: Were you there?
Random dude: no
Logic: Do you have any proof?
Random dude: no
Logic: How do you know all this then?
Random dude: somebody told me
Logic: Do you know this person on a personal level?
Random dude: no
Logic: Can you verify what they're saying is true?
Randm dude: no, I don't need to because I trust them
Logic: What else did this stranger tell you?
Random dude: we landed on the moon
Logic: What else?
Random dude: billions of years ago there were 200 foot tall lizards
Logic: What else?
Random dude: there's a virus killing everybody so we need to stay away from each other
Logic: What else?
Random dude: we might be in a simulation called The Matrix
Logic: What else?
Random dude: anything is possible except god existing

[magnetaress]

So. Elfminster. What is your historical timeline like? The one u believe in?

[teai]

https://fantasytopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Elrond-elf.jpg

I was there, on the moon

[Elfminster]

This world has a very unhealthy obsession with playing make believe.

[Encroaching Death]

This world has a very unhealthy obsession with playing make believe.

Agreed. But not me.

I'm definitely a real Iksar Necromancer.

[teai]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYoUcfwWsAAy3MK.jpg

We went there OK?!

NO we cant do it again

NO we cant produce a photo of the rover left on the moon

We certainly did not discover anything like crystal cities

Here have a petrified woo- moon rock...

[Encroaching Death]

Of course we went.

A government responsible for carrying out MKULTRA and Operation Mockingbird wouldn't lie to their citizens.

[Elfminster]

They called the space rocket Apollo in honor of a fictional deity.

It's like calling your space rocket SpongeBob SquarePants 11.

https://c.tenor.com/XQ8QBJ5iaJwAAAAd/planet-of-the-apes-charlton-heston.gif

[Encroaching Death]

It's like calling your space rocket SpongeBob SquarePants 11.

Shit. Now we're talking. Does NASA have a Suggestion Box?

[Elfminster]

Shit. Now we're talking. Does NASA have a Suggestion Box?

Nobody will take your rocket seriously if you name it after a children's cartoon character but if you name it after a fictional greek deity everybody will believe you.

[Elfminster]

Name suggestions for the next scientific rocket mission to the Moon..


Apollo
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
Bugs Bunny
Scooby Doo
Fred Flinstone
Shrek
Gandalf
Sauron
Thor
The Incredible Hulk
Ronald McDonald


https://c.tenor.com/XQ8QBJ5iaJwAAAAd/planet-of-the-apes-charlton-heston.gif

[teai]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d5/58/40/d558401614b5d4449c692b542eebfea9.jpg

[hobart]

All you turds that think you're ironically being funny and clever are mocking the same mental gymnastics you needed to perform in order to become Trump voters.

[Elfminster]

Seriously though of all the amazing things the SpongeBob SquarePants 11 missions accomplished, I dunno why people aren't more skeptical of the fact that to get back *off* the moon after dinking around in their golf cart or whatever, they had to blast off the surface and dock with the command module, which was orbiting at insane speed around the moon. I mean I know all the calculations were done in advanced and scheduled, but that specific feat has always amazed me. I can't imagine sitting there in the LEM, on the moon's surface, ready to blast off and thinking "well uhhh I hope this works!". Talk about balls of steel.

[Jibartik]

*nasa tries to go to moon again in 2022

"fuck dude do you even know how to turn this rocket on?"

*launch canceled

[Elfminster]

All you turds that think you're ironically being funny and clever are mocking the same mental gymnastics you needed to perform in order to become Trump voters.

Meanwhile you're going around saying DING and pretending to be a lizard.

[Jibartik]

TDS victims in a moonlanding thread.

https://i.imgur.com/m3KNMdf.gif

[teai]

Steak salesman or old pedophile. Twas a hard election year.

Thankfully I was in prison at the time. FELONY VACATED BABY!!!

[Elfminster]

*nasa tries to go to moon again in 2022

"fuck dude do you even know how to turn this rocket on?"

*launch canceled

Space news:

NASA picks two homosexuals to colonise Mars on behalf of the human race; lesbians and
transgenders outraged calling the decision sexist and transphobic.

In other news:

6 million gamers tune in to watch Corrina Kopf play Fortnite.

Shock after another vaccinated celebrity dies.

[hobart]

TDS victims in a moonlanding thread.

You ever sucked off a hobo? No? You must have SOaHDS?

Don't try to make this about me, Trumptard. Voting Trump is the single-most disqualifying event in our lifetimes.

[GinnasP99]

So a rocket works by shooting large amounts of a substance, typically a gas, out of the nozzle. Substance pushes down, against the ground, then against the air, therefore the rocket is propelled up. Now, in a complete vacuum, what does that substance coming out of the nozzle push against?

[Jibartik]

propels itself through the water on the outside of the dome

https://i.imgur.com/wH2TXWN.png

[Encroaching Death]

You ever sucked off a hobo? No? You must have SOaHDS?

Don't try to make this about me, Trumptard. Voting Trump is the single-most disqualifying event in our lifetimes.

Who would you rather vote for?

Trump or Fake Moon Landing?

[Elizondo]

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[hobart]

Who would you rather vote for?

Trump or Fake Moon Landing?

If I understand the question, me thinking the moon landing was faked only makes me an imbecile, but doesn't affect anyone else. So, moon landing?

[Reiwa]

propels itself through the water on the outside of the dome

https://i.imgur.com/wH2TXWN.png

It's a Metroid

[Encroaching Death]

If I understand the question, me thinking the moon landing was faked only makes me an imbecile, but doesn't affect anyone else. So, moon landing?

You unpatriotic conspiracy theorist....

[Encroaching Death]

Haters will say this isn't true. Don't @ me.

https://i.postimg.cc/ZqMpc7jT/2xszv9b96gm91.jpg

[Encroaching Death]

If I understand the question, me thinking the moon landing was faked only makes me an imbecile, but doesn't affect anyone else. So, moon landing?

Would you rather:

Vote for Trump

OR

French kiss your father against his will

[Jibartik]

It's a Metroid

heavens to meteroid.

https://i.imgur.com/6nCqMoj.png

[Elfminster]

Haters will say this isn't true. Don't @ me.

https://i.postimg.cc/ZqMpc7jT/2xszv9b96gm91.jpg

The reason they call it Apple is to give the crap they're selling more value.

They've trademarked it too even though they didn't invent the apple.

They've got sticky fingers.

If you do it to them they call it intellectual property theft and piracy.

They used the moon to sell a race because they promote the idea of competing but if you beat them they call you anti-competative.

[Elfminster]

People I've outlived...


George Michael
Michael Jackson
Elizabeth II
John Paul II
Ronald Reagan
George Bush
Margaret Thatcher
Sean Connery
Roger Moore
Neil Armstrong
Freddy Nercury
David Bowie
Tupac

I've outlived two 007's, the queen of england, the first human to land on the moon, the president of the united states of america, the first female british prime minister, the pope, rock stars, pop stars, rappers, hollywood actors...

Where are my news headlines with live updates?

Oh wait, silly me, I forgot that dying and being homosexual are the trendy things to do these days.

I'll just have to wait for the fad to fizzle out then living will be cool again.

[Elfminster]

Random dude: "Hi, I'm an atheist which means I believe in science not fairy tales so if you're going to say something then you must back it up with independent verifiable peer reviewed scientific evidence for me to take you seriously"

[some time later]

Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, somebody just died
Logic: How do you know?
Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me

Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, you're going to die
Logic: How do you know?
Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me

Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, you're evolved from a monkey
Logic: How do you know?
Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me

Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, we are living in a simulation
Logic: How do you know?
Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me

Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, there's a video with 10 billion views
Logic: How do you know?
Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me

Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, i have covid
Logic: How do you know?
Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me

Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, we landed on the moon
Logic: How do you know 'we' landed on the moon?
Random scientific atheist dude: i saw it with my own two eyes
Logic: You were there?
Random scientific atheist dude: yes, it was on TV
Logic: That's not really your eyes though that's somebody else's eyes you're looking through so how do you know what you saw was real?
Random scientific atheist dude: it's impossible for it to be fake
Logic: Why is that?
Random scientific atheist dude: we don't have the technology to fake things that good yet
Logic: So the technology to go to the moon exists but not the technology to fake going to the moon?
Random scientific atheist dude: correct
Logic: How do you know that?
Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me

Random scientific atheist dude: Hi, you shouldn't put more than 500 pounds of cargo in your RV
Logic: How do you know?
Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me
Logic: Who is this somebody?
Random scientific atheist dude: an expert
Logic: How do you know this person is an expert?
Random scientific atheist dude: somebody told me

Logic: What are you going to do now?
Random scientific atheist dude: i'm gonna pretend i'm a wizard then go watch Darth Vader use the force

https://c.tenor.com/XQ8QBJ5iaJwAAAAd/planet-of-the-apes-charlton-heston.gif

[Encroaching Death]

Books don't lie, Trumper.

Everyone knows that.

https://i.postimg.cc/7Z1w13T1/M8b-ZXbl-1.jpg

[Elfminster]

Books don't lie, Trumper.

Everyone knows that.

https://i.postimg.cc/7Z1w13T1/M8b-ZXbl-1.jpg

Random scientific atheist dude: you're a racist and you voted for trump
Logic: How do you know?
Random scientific atheist dude: my spidey sense is tingling

[Elfminster]

Who else is going to end up my list of people I've outlived?

I just added a juicy one.

[Elizondo]

Random scientific atheist dude: you're a racist and you voted for trump
Logic: How do you know?
Random scientific atheist dude: my spidey sense is tingling

How can someone who is Pro Life be racist and the folks that want to murder babies in the womb (a large majority of said babies are minorities) not be racist

[Elfminster]

How can someone who is Pro Life be racist and the folks that want to murder babies in the womb (a large majority of said babies are minorities) not be racist

Random scientific atheist dude: it's not human it's a foetus.

[Encroaching Death]

Random scientific atheist dude: it's not human it's a foetus.

That's the same excuse I used when I kicked my pregant wife in the stomach.

[Reiwa]

(a large majority of said babies are minorities)

Words don't do that.

[Elfminster]

That's the same excuse I used when I kicked my pregant wife in the stomach.

Only noobs make excuses.

noob_1: "i'm not doing it for pleasure i'm doing it for medicinal purposes only and I have a medical document to prove it. I don't normally do this type of thing but I'm terminally ill and there is a chemical in it that helps me with my serious medical condition"

noob_2: "if you're not enjoying it then that's okay"

[Encroaching Death]

Only noobs make excuses.

noob_1: "i'm not doing it for pleasure i'm doing it for medicinal purposes only and I have a medical document to prove it. I don't normally do this type of thing but I'm terminally ill and there is a chemical in it that helps me with my serious medical condition"

noob_2: "if you're not enjoying it then that's okay"

noob_3: "WTS Bone Chips"

[Elfminster]

noob_3: "WTS Bone Chips"

noob_3: WTS Abortions * Special Offer * Kill two babies get a third baby killed for free (use coupon code KILLMYBABY)

[Encroaching Death]

I wonder how much plat you could get for some stem cells.

This comment is getting dangerously close to RMT.

[Elfminster]

I wonder how much plat you could get for some stem cells.

This comment is getting dangerously close to RMT.

Could Einstein have sold traded his sperm for a fungi tunic?

Could Corrina Kopf sell trade her dirty panties for a cloak of flames?

[Reiwa]

I wonder how much plat you could get for some stem cells.

This comment is getting dangerously close to RMT.

Gametes could be sustainable substitute if you're up for it. ;)

[Elfminster]

Gametes could be sustainable substitute if you're up for it. ;)

Would it be against the rules for Taylor Swift to trade naked pics of herself for a manastone?

[Encroaching Death]

Would it be against the rules for Taylor Swift to trade naked pics of herself for a manastone?

Technically Real Money isn't being Transfered, as per my legal counsel

[Elfminster]

Technically Real Money isn't being Transfered, as per my legal counsel

So in theory these would be totally legal auctions because no real money was involved...

/auction WTT pic of Enji Night's big fat wobbly naked ass in exchange for monk gear
/auction WTT pic of Taylor Swift's pussy for manastone
/auction WTT a pair of Corrina Kopf's dirty panties for a stack of bone chips
/auction WTT Reiwa's used buttplug for port to EJ

[Jibartik]

I wonder if this guy was one of the first Hitlers, like was he like, "NIEN! GODZ ARE EVIL!" but in Egyptian.

Lt_9g-t5pk8

Oops, I mean athiest. *cough* I mean antichristo *cough cough puppet of an immortal alien who rebelled against its creator

[Reiwa]

So in theory these would be totally legal auctions because no real money was involved...

/auction WTT pic of Enji Night's big fat wobbly naked ass in exchange for monk gear
/auction WTT pic of Taylor Swift's pussy for manastone
/auction WTT a pair of Corrina Kopf's dirty panties for a stack of bone chips
/auction WTT Reiwa's used buttplug for port to EJ

My ass doesn't need a plug. It's already full of itself.

[Encroaching Death]

If I understand the question, me thinking the moon landing was faked only makes me an imbecile, but doesn't affect anyone else. So, moon landing?

You might've missed my last question. (No worries, I'll post it again.)

Would you rather:

Vote for Trump

OR

French kiss your father against his will