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Elfminster
08-31-2022, 03:50 AM
Blue power, Troll despair

Trolls were traditionally barred from winning the Miss Norrath beauty pageant because Dark Elf chicks were considered much more beautiful.

After much campaigning though Trolls were finally allowed to win the Miss Norrath beauty pageant and a Troll called Umfufu became the first Troll in Norrathian history to be crowned the most beautiful girl in Norrath.

"I'm more beautiful than everybody!" Umfufu said in her historic victory speech.

Asked what she was going to do with her new found celebrity status Umfufu replied,

"I'm going to create a Troll only beauty pageant!".

From segregration to celebration

After Troll victory came the Miss Troll Norrath beauty pageant.

This coveted Troll only beauty pageant which every girl wants to win is a testimony to Troll beauty because Trolls always win it (Dark Elf girls are green with envy).

Incredibly, the first Troll to win Miss Troll Norrath was none other than the winner of Miss Norrath; Umfufu.

The future

A campaign to allow fatties to win the Mr Norrath body building competition is underway and a new bodybuilding tournament which only allows fatties to enter is in the works. There is also talk of toothless uglies being allowed to win the annual Best Teeth competition.

Elizondo
08-31-2022, 10:55 AM
Blue power, Troll despair

Trolls were traditionally barred from winning the Miss Norrath beauty pageant because Dark Elf chicks were considered much more beautiful.

After much campaigning though Trolls were finally allowed to win the Miss Norrath beauty pageant and a Troll called Umfufu became the first Troll in Norrathian history to be crowned the most beautiful girl in Norrath.


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Reiwa
08-31-2022, 11:24 AM
Uphold Madisonian-syncretism ("E pluribus unum") 🇺🇲

Elfminster
08-31-2022, 11:59 AM
It's game, set and match for women's equality

Finally, after years of injustice, female athletes were finally paid the same as men in this year's Norrath Open Gnome throwing championship held in West Commonlands.

This is what chief event organiser and women's rights activist Connie Lingus had to say on the matter,

"It's very simple; female athletes are identical to male athletes so they should both get paid the same amount and thanks to my campaign to bring awareness to unfair pay practices in sport now they do. This is both a victory for norrathkind and a victory for fans of the sport!"

In the men's singles, number 2 seed Kenny Dewitt won after tossing 7450 Gnomes in 11 hours and five minutes in front of a record breaking sized crowd.

Kenny Dewitt was handed 950KPP and a trophy for his victory.

In the women's singles, number 3255 seed Kanesha Lachelle won after tossing 56 Gnomes in 1 hour and 32 minutes before giving up.

Kanesha Lachelle was handed 950KPP and a dish for her victory.

Elfminster
08-31-2022, 12:36 PM
Kunark Residents
Excercise your rights under the Kunark Rights Act.
WARNING: This post is known to cause cancer and birth defects.

unsunghero
08-31-2022, 12:52 PM
Male Troll SK is still the sexiest looking character in EQ

I remember being a kid with my level 7 monk in blackburrow, terrified of this huge train that was rolling through. It slammed into a mid-level geared out troll sk at the bridge, who was tanking the entire thing as others picked it apart

I remember looking at that troll sk and thinking that is the coolest character I had ever seen in an online RPG game

Elfminster
08-31-2022, 03:19 PM
Beauty is an abstract concept

If you think video games look better now than they did before then think again because it's impossible to improve an abstract concept.

Some people think that video games looked much better 40 years ago than they do today and that's because beauty is an abstract concept.

You might be wondering why resolutions, texture maps, polygon count, and video memory have all increased in size over the years. and the answer is very simple; it's to make video games look 'more modern' because looking 'more modern' is not an abstract concept like looking 'more beautiful' is.

Everybody agrees video games today look more modern than they did 40 years ago but not everybody agrees they look better and it's the same with black & white television vs color television. Some people think that a 144p resolution black and video image is far better quality than a full color 8k resolution video image and that's because beauty is an abstract concept.

Victorian and Edwardian architectural styles aren't abstract concepts.

Beauty is though.

If it wasn't then you would see people making an effort to care of themselves and improve on things and attempting to do the best they can.

Reiwa
08-31-2022, 03:36 PM
Beauty is an abstract concept

If you think video games look better now than they did before then think again because it's impossible to improve an abstract concept.

Some people think that video games looked much better 40 years ago than they do today and that's because beauty is an abstract concept.

You might be wondering why resolutions, texture maps, polygon count, and video memory have all increased in size over the years. and the answer is very simple; it's to make video games look 'more modern' because looking 'more modern' is not an abstract concept like looking 'more beautiful' is.

Everybody agrees video games today look more modern than they did 40 years ago but not everybody agrees they look better and it's the same with black & white television vs color television. Some people think that a 144p resolution black and video image is far better quality than a full color 8k resolution video image and that's because beauty is an abstract concept.

Victorian and Edwardian architectural styles aren't abstract concepts.

Beauty is though.

If it wasn't then you would see people making an effort to care of themselves and improve on things and attempting to do the best they can.

Which photo better?

https://i.imgur.com/WpkL4UQ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/m6a0xSP.gif

unsunghero
08-31-2022, 04:54 PM

unsunghero
08-31-2022, 05:05 PM
,,,

Elfminster
08-31-2022, 05:44 PM
Which photo better?

https://i.imgur.com/WpkL4UQ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/m6a0xSP.gif

This one...

https://i.imgur.com/3mnUZpy.jpg

unsunghero
08-31-2022, 08:45 PM
Body positive spider man

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 04:35 AM
"They wouldn't get away with that nowadays!"
"Can you imagine the complaints if they said that now!?"
"You can't do anything these days without somebody getting offended!"
"It's political correctness gone mad!"

https://i.ibb.co/sv27T5D/GOT-gross-2.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/BnWLQyV/Game-of-Thrones-rape-scene.jpg

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 04:45 AM
Body positive spider man

Plot twist: he's wearing two costumes.

One which makes him look like Spiderman and another one which makes him look fat.

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 05:23 AM
John Legend: "That song 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' isn't consent-minded so I'm gonna rewrite it to make it more current."

[some time later]

John Legend: "I lock my wife out of the room when I'm watching Game of Thrones so she doesn't spoil the magical experience for me."

https://i.ibb.co/184MRXd/got-1.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/VVwSRqB/got-2.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/LYcC17Z/got-3.jpg

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 06:21 AM
https://i.ibb.co/44QLxSb/got-x.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/YX8HyZ6/af0a8ac3ea710d2ebad05b36bc0a75a7.gif

magnetaress
09-01-2022, 08:03 AM
Open shoulders and strap bra not accurate.

Boobies where wrapped in a long piece cloth if u where lucky.

magnetaress
09-01-2022, 08:26 AM
Also (https://i.imgur.com/F4xGZ2C.gifv).

MrSparkle001
09-01-2022, 10:07 AM
My girl thinks Khal Drogo and Daenerys are one of the hottest couples ever. I'm sure it's not because Jason Momoa is more a man than any of us can hope to be lol.

https://c.tenor.com/zqbTB_um-dkAAAAd/heart-shape-heart-sign.gif

And in the books if I remember correctly it wasn't all rape-y like on the show.

Jibartik
09-01-2022, 12:14 PM
"They wouldn't get away with that nowadays!"
"Can you imagine the complaints if they said that now!?"
"You can't do anything these days without somebody getting offended!"
"It's political correctness gone mad!"

https://i.ibb.co/sv27T5D/GOT-gross-2.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/BnWLQyV/Game-of-Thrones-rape-scene.jpg

those pictures are like modern day wish fulfillment softcore porn.

one is like 50 shades of grey bondage games with a billionare

the other is the cuckold sex they have while the billionare watches.

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 12:15 PM
Jason Momoa is more a man than any of us can hope to be lol.

Controls

Left: O
Right: P

[Good Looks]--@----------------------[Brain Matter]

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 12:29 PM
Jason Momoa is more a man than any of us can hope to be lol.


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unsunghero
09-01-2022, 12:30 PM
My girl thinks Khal Drogo and Daenerys are one of the hottest couples ever. I'm sure it's not because Jason Momoa is more a man than any of us can hope to be lol

And in the books if I remember correctly it wasn't all rape-y like on the show.

100% sure they hooked up IRL multiple times despite I think Jason having been either married or in a relationship at the time

Can just tell by how he talks about her. Not a fan of cheating but they had undeniable chemistry

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 12:41 PM
Can just tell by how he talks about her.

https://i.ibb.co/S6CB0C6/ezgif-1-533e9b2759.jpg

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 12:51 PM
Ok 90% sure

I’d call it very likely. It’s much more difficult and takes quite a bit more willpower for attractive people to stay faithful, due to the temptation being higher

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 01:29 PM
Ok 90% sure

I’d call it very likely. It’s much more difficult and takes quite a bit more willpower for attractive people to stay faithful, due to the temptation being higher

What does appearance have to do with the level of temptation?

Reiwa
09-01-2022, 01:48 PM
mqFLXayD6e8

lmao dude :D

sent this to loramin once.

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 02:16 PM
What does appearance have to do with the level of temptation?

Picture yourself married or with a gf and you have Daenerys and girls who look like her hitting on you everyday

Versus you being supper uggo to where girls that look like Rosie O’Donell, or literally no one, hitting on you everyday

Which scenario would be more challenging to remain faithful?

That’s what I meant by that

Homesteaded
09-01-2022, 02:38 PM
Picture yourself married or with a gf and you have Daenerys and girls who look like her hitting on you everyday

Versus you being supper uggo to where girls that look like Rosie O’Donell, or literally no one, hitting on you everyday

Which scenario would be more challenging to remain faithful?

That’s what I meant by that

Tiger Woods scenario.

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 03:37 PM
Picture yourself married or with a gf and you have Daenerys and girls who look like her hitting on you everyday

Versus you being supper uggo to where girls that look like Rosie O’Donell, or literally no one, hitting on you everyday

Which scenario would be more challenging to remain faithful?



If men are nothing more than heartless beings who only care about sex then temptation wouldn't exist to them and neither would a lot of other things like guilt and shame. They wouldn't care about beauty so they wouldn't differentiate women from men. They would have sex with animals and children. Every man would be an unapologetic rapist. They wouldn't care about being caught.

That's feminist ideaology.

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 03:53 PM
If men are nothing more than heartless beings who only care about sex then temptation wouldn't exist to them and neither would a lot of other things like guilt and shame. They wouldn't care about beauty so they wouldn't differentiate women from men. They would have sex with animals and children. Every man would be an unapologetic rapist. They wouldn't care about being caught.

That's feminist ideaology.

Huh? You can do the same scenario for women, I just picked men because I assumed you are a guy. This wasn’t meant to be men-only

Both attractive men and attractive women are equally tempted to cheat at the same rate based on how many people are attracted to them. They are both tempted at a higher level than ugly people of either gender who don’t get hit on are

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 04:09 PM
Huh? You can do the same scenario for women, I just picked men because I assumed you are a guy. This wasn’t meant to be men-only

Both attractive men and attractive women are equally tempted to cheat at the same rate based on how many people are attracted to them. They are both tempted at a higher level than ugly people of either gender who don’t get hit on are

There's no such thing as cheating or faithfulness if we only care about sex.

There's no such thing as beauty or ugly if we only care about sex.

There's no such thing as temptation or fighting temptation if we only care about sex.

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 04:17 PM
There's no such thing as cheating or faithfulness if we only care about sex.

There's no such thing as beauty or ugly if we only care about sex.

There's no such thing as temptation or fighting temptation if we only care about sex.

I didn’t say we only care about sex. I dunno if this is news to ya but some humans cheat in their relationships. The exact rates are hard to stamp down, same as the exact rates of illegal hard drug abuse, because people don’t like admitting to these things even sometimes anonymously

Danth
09-01-2022, 04:23 PM
Fidelity is a matter of character, not physical attributes.

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 04:42 PM
Fidelity is a matter of character, not physical attributes.

Temptation =/= fidelity

I am saying that attractive people are tempted to cheat at a higher rate than ugly people who have few or no options on who they can sleep with

And I feel like arguing this is trying to prove that water is wet. Appearances matter, and they matter to both sexes. Maybe not exactly equally, but pretty close IMO

Whether you cheat or not is up to your convictions, character and willpower. I have more respect for an attractive person who stays faithful than an ugly person though, because they are tempted on a higher level

I personally would never cheat because I have first hand witnessed the emotional devastation my dad cheating on my mom did

Other convictions of mine, however, fly out the window based on how hot the girl is. For example, if I was on a Match date and the girl said “hey, I have a list of guys that I sleep with, and you can join that list, interested?”. Ima have to pass

HOWEVER, if the actress that plays Daenerys came up to me and said “hey, I have a list of guys I sleep with, and I’d like to add you to that list, interested?” I’d be like, absolutely

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 04:48 PM
Ima head this off at the pass

Before anyone bothers to try to tell me appearances don’t matter. My response is:

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 04:50 PM
I didn’t say we only care about sex. I dunno if this is news to ya but some humans cheat in their relationships. The exact rates are hard to stamp down, same as the exact rates of illegal hard drug abuse, because people don’t like admitting to these things even sometimes anonymously

You're not saying some humans cheat.

You're saying all humans cheat but not all humans have the opportunity to cheat.

Your evidence is the way a celeb on tv talks about another celeb.

But if we are all cheats then we wouldn't care about being faithful.

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 04:54 PM
You're not saying some humans cheat.

You're saying all humans cheat but not all humans have the opportunity to cheat.

Your evidence is the way a celeb on tv talks about another celeb.

But if we are all cheats then we wouldn't care about being faithful.

Why would I say “all” humans cheat? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? 100% of people on earth have cheated in their relationships? False

I never claimed this, not even close. The actual percent of people that cheat that only God knows is probably still less than 40%

Reiwa
09-01-2022, 05:02 PM
HOWEVER, if the actress that plays Daenerys came up to me and said “hey, I have a list of guys I sleep with, and I’d like to add you to that list, interested?” I’d be like, absolutely

G'day mate. That Sheila's a dingo! (https://www.themarysue.com/emilia-clarke-called-a-short-dumpy-girl-by-tv-exec-because-men-continue-to-be-trash/)

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 05:04 PM
Why would I say “all” humans cheat? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? 100% of people on earth have cheated in their relationships? False

I never claimed this, not even close. The actual percent of people that cheat that only God knows is probably still less than 40%

You cant prove any of it.

That's the funny thing about it all.

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 05:13 PM
You cant prove any of it.

That's the funny thing about it all.

Can’t prove that appearances matter? For both genders?

Ok how about a test where people picked a male model and made a dating profile where in the body he claimed to be a pedophile. He still got hit up a lot by women. Granted, maybe some didn’t read the profile but others had conversations where it came up

“More than 300 matches in less than 24 hours, and he shared a few of the conversations as well”

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 05:14 PM
Thanks for playing btw

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 05:18 PM
My bad, this is full body of the profile:

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 05:24 PM
At work and gotta go, here’s the article if interested: https://thechive.com/2017/08/10/guy-poses-as-pedophile-on-tinder-and-it-doesnt-deter-women-one-ounce-13-photos/

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 05:38 PM
Can’t prove that appearances matter? For both genders?

Ok how about a test where people picked a male model and made a dating profile where in the body he claimed to be a pedophile. He still got hit up a lot by women. Granted, maybe some didn’t read the profile but others had conversations where it came up

“More than 300 matches in less than 24 hours, and he shared a few of the conversations as well”

A purely physical relationship is destined to fail no matter how good looking the people in it are.

That's why money can't buy happiness because money can only buy physical things.

Elfminster
09-01-2022, 05:42 PM
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unsunghero
09-01-2022, 07:40 PM
A purely physical relationship is destined to fail no matter how good looking the people in it are.

That's why money can't buy happiness because money can only buy physical things.

Accurate, but also not what I was saying

To reiterate: appearances matter, and because appearances matter, attractive people are always going to have more attention from the opposite sex and therefore more temptation to cheat

Is appearance absolutely everything? No. Even for someone like that 10/10 male model, where being a pedophile was not a dealbreaker for hundreds of interested women…even for him, there would eventually be something personality-wise that would be a deal breaker. For example, if he started smearing his own shit on the walls and eating it, pretty sure those women wouldn’t want to sleep with him. If he said the only way he gets turned on is to be able to saw off one of the women’s legs, that would probably turn off 100% of potential women

So yes there are always going to be different personality characteristics that will turn people on or off in addition to appearance. But appearance is hugely important when it comes to attraction, and the people who think this isn’t the case are usually self-conscious about their own ugliness ;) jk

Danth
09-01-2022, 08:44 PM
To reiterate: appearances matter, and because appearances matter, attractive people are always going to have more attention from the opposite sex and therefore more temptation to cheat

That's opportunity, not temptation. Temptation is always a function of character. A man with good character isn't inclined to stray no matter who he's surrounded with; a low-character man only keeps on the straight-and-narrow either for want of opportunity or fear of discovery. The latter group can seldom understand the former to the point of sometimes convincing themselves that the former group doesn't even exist, but it very much does. There are lot of weak-willed people in the world.

Danth

Jibartik
09-01-2022, 08:46 PM
If humens are nothing more than heartless beings

yes

Raj
09-01-2022, 09:58 PM
At work and gotta go, here’s the article if interested: https://thechive.com/2017/08/10/guy-poses-as-pedophile-on-tinder-and-it-doesnt-deter-women-one-ounce-13-photos/

Very disturbing results of the experiment but Im sure we know alot of people and/or accounts are super flaky or even very inaccurate to even fake on Tinder. I have a suspicion alot of young people/profiles on there are just extremely flaky or like texting a ton of people. Half of those profiles that responded could just be bored girls trolling a little...or fat/crazy/and or desperate girls with fake pictures, or even men just catfishing for fun.

We know Twitter is struggling with reputation for likely having millions of phony profiles. Fakery and fraud is very rampant on the internet my friend! Tinder is no exception. :cool:

PS. 95% or more of healthy AND confident adults are NOT going to sleep with nor even want to be around somebody who is openly a Pedofile no matter what they look like...

PPS. There are lots of people in the world with serious personality disorders, lack of confidence, self-loathing, and mental disabilities/illness who just might in some cases not give a shit. But thats born out of their desperation to be around anybody - these unfortunate types make easy prey for evil predators....

Skarne
09-01-2022, 10:10 PM
Very disturbing results of the experiment but Im sure we know alot of people and/or accounts are super flaky or even very inaccurate to even fake on Tinder. I have a suspicion alot of young people/profiles on there are just extremely flaky or like texting a ton of people. Half of those profiles that responded could just be bored girls trolling a little...or fat/crazy/and or desperate girls with fake pictures, or even men just catfishing for fun.

We know Twitter is struggling with reputation for likely having millions of phony profiles. Fakery and fraud is very rampant on the internet my friend! Tinder is no exception. :cool:

PS. 95% or more of healthy AND confident adults are NOT going to sleep with nor even want to be around somebody who is openly a Pedofile no matter what they look like...

PPS. There are lots of people in the world with serious personality disorders, lack of confidence, self-loathing, and mental disabilities/illness who just might in some cases not give a shit. But thats born out of their desperation to be around anybody - these unfortunate types make easy prey for evil predators....


Personality disorders like such as yourself? Isn’t this your third or fourth persona here, Linnae?

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 10:11 PM
That's opportunity, not temptation. Temptation is always a function of character. A man with good character isn't inclined to stray no matter who he's surrounded with; a low-character man only keeps on the straight-and-narrow either for want of opportunity or fear of discovery. The latter group can seldom understand the former to the point of sometimes convincing themselves that the former group doesn't even exist, but it very much does. There are lot of weak-willed people in the world.

Danth

Semantics ;)

Raj
09-01-2022, 10:23 PM
Personality disorders like such as yourself? Isn’t this your third or fourth persona here, Linnae?

Imagine being this immersed in forumquest my friend! :cool:

Anything serious to add to the disscussion? Sorry if this Linnae person has upset you in the past! Did she refuse to meet you or send you naked selfies? Lol :cool:

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 10:38 PM

Skarne
09-01-2022, 10:41 PM
Imagine being this immersed in forumquest my friend! :cool:

Anything serious to add to the disscussion? Sorry if this Linnae person has upset you in the past! Did she refuse to meet you or send you naked selfies? Lol :cool:

Haha I didn’t mention anything about that name’s gender. Seems like you two must know each other.

unsunghero
09-01-2022, 11:10 PM
https://i.ibb.co/NF8Vqq1/139-BF0-D2-6573-4-D34-8911-892-C5-D5-DC66-C.gif (https://imgbb.com/)

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 03:13 AM
To reiterate: appearances matter, and because appearances matter, attractive people are always going to have more attention from the opposite sex and therefore more temptation to cheat



Physical appearance is more important to men than women and it takes two to tango so if you're an attractive male it doesn't mean women are going to automatically throw themselves at you like lemmings just because you're attractive. If women only cared about looks then Jason Momoa would have many women gladly willing to share him (which isn't cheating) but he doesn't.

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 03:25 AM
https://i.ibb.co/BzNG8tQ/ezgif-5-1091ee3023.jpg

unsunghero
09-02-2022, 03:28 AM
Physical appearance is more important to men than women and it takes two to tango so if you're an attractive male it doesn't mean women are going to throw themselves at you like lemmings just because you're attractive. If women only cared about looks then Jason Momoa would have many women willing to share him (which isn't cheating) but he doesn't.

I agree that it is slightly more important to men than women, but I think we differ in that I believe it's much closer than you believe. So agree to disagree there

I also disagree that women are going to be forward in their interest in an attractive guy. The only thing that might slightly cause a difference in behavior of men to attractive women vs women towards attractive men is cultural traditional issues where men tend to make the first move. So agree to disagree there as well

And lastly, I disagree that Jason could cop lots of women who would be willing to share

So it appears we disagree on a lot. /shrug

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 03:30 AM
https://i.ibb.co/DKy39cg/6d121de2f8c8d38b49c2b2cd05be73fe.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/230Ln3n/1496344530-1496307534-hbz-marilyn-monroe-marriages-1954-gettyimages-3209096-1495054974.jpg

unsunghero
09-02-2022, 03:34 AM
lol so the assumption is that finding a few pictures of unglamorous angles of old photos involving an ugly guy and an attractive girl that this somehow invalidates my point?

If I find few pictures of an attractive guy with an attractive girl couple does that re-validate my point? Who do you think could find more total examples?

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 03:52 AM
I agree that it is slightly more important to men than women, but I think we differ in that I believe it's much closer than you believe. So agree to disagree there

I also disagree that women are going to be forward in their interest in an attractive guy. The only thing that might slightly cause a difference in behavior of men to attractive women vs women towards attractive men is cultural traditional issues where men tend to make the first move. So agree to disagree there as well

And lastly, I disagree that Jason could cop lots of women who would be willing to share

So it appears we disagree on a lot. /shrug

Well I actually believe everything has already been decided so we're pre-destined and hardwired to be with somebody in particular who we physically and spiritually depend on for our happiness and nothing can ruin that connection therefore temptation and cheating are only relevant if you're cannon fodder with no pain receptacles.

TL;DR people are made for each other, everythng happens for a reason

unsunghero
09-02-2022, 03:55 AM
Well I actually believe everything has already been decided so we're pre-destined and hardwired to be with somebody in particular who we physically and spiritually depend on for our happiness and nothing can ruin that connection therefore temptation and cheating are only relevant if you're cannon fodder with no pain receptacles.

TL;DR people are made for each other, everythng happens for a reason

Well that...is a beautiful view then

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 04:06 AM
Well that...is a beautiful view then

The flipped version is that everything is ruled by chance, we're on the same level as garden worms, all men are rapists and cheats, and women only care about diamonds.

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 05:11 AM
Feminist: men only care about one thing!
Logic: What's that?
Feminist: a hole to put their dicks into
Logic: So when it comes to men it's a case of 'the more holes the merrier' then?
Feminist: Yes because that's all men care about
Logic: Then why do homosexuals exist?

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 07:21 AM
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https://i.ibb.co/JnDZ0ng/Differences-between-2014-and-2015-Ford-F-150-1.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/7XjQmbk/2017-audi-a8-l-extended-100551834-h.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/LCc4fFY/1990stretch.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 07:22 AM
https://i.ibb.co/m40m0LK/Salt-Lake-Assembly-Hall-Star-of-David.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/wM5t676/The-Flag-of-Israel-7-Facts730x411.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/GChcbvH/ezgif-2-238d775560.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 07:23 AM
dyLhMgB_hcE

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 07:35 AM
https://i.ibb.co/n8h15zg/Six-Flags-Over-Texas-a0c13a9a-5056-a348-3a364a059f8b38ef.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 07:49 AM
https://i.ibb.co/4Sh79S3/Transit-Seats.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 07:56 AM
https://i.ibb.co/0BHgDk2/1966-World-Cup-Final.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 07:59 AM
https://i.ibb.co/ByMdL1F/666-min.png

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 08:11 AM
https://i.ibb.co/7XpBHkH/6-String.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 08:31 AM
https://i.ibb.co/fSKGpqF/6-berth-motorhome.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/XJ2TPQR/dream-dinette.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 08:43 AM
https://i.ibb.co/4tg62yC/6-pack.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/rQ5cCNg/sixpack-beer.png

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 08:50 AM
https://i.ibb.co/ftk9PGt/Yin-and-Yang-symbol-svg.png

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 08:52 AM
https://i.ibb.co/DkKYQQY/pp-840x830-pad-1000x1000-f8f8f8.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 09:06 AM
https://i.ibb.co/YcNbSp8/6th-sign-is-a-naked-chick.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 09:13 AM
https://i.ibb.co/wwp8zN4/fucking.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 09:17 AM
https://i.ibb.co/68fqCWL/6-seater-side-by-side.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 09:18 AM
https://i.ibb.co/pn4nFtC/6-seater-golf-cart.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 09:24 AM
https://i.ibb.co/X4Y8fNM/everquest.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 10:00 AM
https://i.ibb.co/kQ3JWDF/bee-hive.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/FW60RVq/golden-honey.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 10:06 AM
https://i.ibb.co/svzYgBX/carbon-atomic-6.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 10:10 AM
https://i.ibb.co/gykCJnP/dice-6.jpg

Elfminster
09-02-2022, 10:13 AM
https://i.ibb.co/ckXK54K/route-66.jpg

MrSparkle001
09-02-2022, 11:39 AM
Tinder experiment shows that women are willing to date men who are abusive, racist and even rapists as long as they are cute (https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/8/tinder-experiment-shows-that-women-are-willing-to-date-men-who-are-abusive-racist-and-even-rapists-as-long-as-they-are-cute.html)

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 06:25 AM
You know what else isn't an abstract concept?

Being 'cool'...'coolness'.

Beauty is an abstract concept, but being cool isn't and we all know who the cool ones are don't we because we're told every day who's cool and who's not.

We're also told what's moderrn and not modern because being modern isn't an abstract concept.

See below for official definitions.

Cool

https://i.ibb.co/0JHt6NY/50-cent.jpg

Not Modern

https://i.ibb.co/Xj2ycqn/71t-Y3w-K2xj-L-AC-SX300-SY300-QL70-ML2.jpg

Abstract Concept (ugly to some)

https://i.ibb.co/1zqTckj/ezgif-2-277d269130.jpg

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 06:39 AM
Tinder experiment shows that women are willing to date men who are abusive, racist and even rapists as long as they are cute (https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/8/tinder-experiment-shows-that-women-are-willing-to-date-men-who-are-abusive-racist-and-even-rapists-as-long-as-they-are-cute.html)

The owner of Tinder and OkCupid is being sued by U.S. regulator for seeking to draw in potential subscribers with emails from fake users expressing interest in pairing up.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-match-ftc-idUSKBN1WA22J

https://i.ibb.co/m9W3cPX/laughing-laugh.gif

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 07:09 AM
Just in case you're wondering, racism isn't an abstract concept.

Beauty is but racism isn't.

It's not modern or cool to be racist.

As for being being beautiful or ugly those things are abstract concepts.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 07:21 AM
Cool, Modern, Up-to-date, Cutting Edge, Current, Space Age, Safe, Saves the Planet

https://i.ibb.co/qxmQHLw/cybertruck-megapack-1.jpg

Racist, Pre-historic, Offensive, Unsafe, No Longer Relevant, Destroys the Planet

https://i.ibb.co/THS2PDG/cbf1f8f6d2b0dae6dd1da54606498172.jpg

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 07:44 AM
What Americans used to drive

https://i.ibb.co/mHt4f6n/1956-Ford-Thunderbird-Blue.jpg

What Americans drive now

https://i.ibb.co/h1L7gKN/Chevrolet-Spark-14114286768.jpg

What Americans will drive in the future

https://i.ibb.co/2Y9dz8w/71-VEt-PLg-Bx-L-AC-SX300-SY300-QL70-ML2.jpg

magnetaress
09-03-2022, 07:51 AM
By those standards we're all short and dumpy girls. Aka dingos.

P.s. I meeped.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 08:00 AM
By those standards we're all short and dumpy girls. Aka dingos.

P.s. I meeped.

Children actually because the government is a hateful step-parent.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 08:18 AM
Tomorrow I'm gonna go build me a gaming PC so I can watch Corrina Kopf play Fortnite.

https://i.ibb.co/MctPMQ4/corinna-kopf.jpg

PS.

https://i.ibb.co/Ythsbnz/laughing-laugh.gif

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 08:42 AM
What is it with these female celebrities?

They age so quick.

One minute they're picture perfect and the next they look like the walking dead.

They don't seem bothered about it either.

It's a shame they don't lose their voices at the same time.

When they die they shouldnt be allowed to share news from the grave.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 09:04 AM
Tomorrow I'm gonna go build me a gaming PC so I can watch Corrina Kopf play Fortnite.

Quick follow up on this:

I've also decided to give Cringa Kopf $20 a month to look at her nipples once a Fortnite.

PS.

https://i.ibb.co/Ythsbnz/laughing-laugh.gif

magnetaress
09-03-2022, 09:06 AM
Personally, I blame cheezy lighting moisturizers and soft focus. They where always the skeletors.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 09:26 AM
Personally, I blame cheezy lighting moisturizers and soft focus. They where always the skeletors.

https://i.ibb.co/TTvsgSJ/835cf3170e30cf883b532f9bd3d7062e.jpg

Warning: NSFL
https://i.ibb.co/mrKTmm0/camila-cabello-in-a-orange-bikini-at-yacht-in-italy-05-31-2022-11.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/5hn2zgS/disgust-cringe.gif

Reiwa
09-03-2022, 09:41 AM
We're also told what's moderrn and not modern because being modern isn't an abstract concept.

Modernist innovations included abstract art, the stream-of-consciousness novel, (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modernism)

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 09:59 AM
Modernist innovations included abstract art, the stream-of-consciousness novel, (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modernism)

The other day I was reading about Leah Remini on Wikipedia.

It said she was born 15th June 1970.

The source of this information is in a book for sale on Amazon which costs $15.95.

The book is called My Greatest Day in Show Business: Screen Legends Share Their Fondest Moments.

This is considered a "reliable source" on Wikipedia.

I was also reading about the planets in the solar system and it said that "Pluto" is an official name and that out of the 83 moons of Saturn 53 are officially named.

TL;DR Wikipedia is BS.

Reiwa
09-03-2022, 10:07 AM
The other day I was reading about Leah Remini on Wikipedia.

It said she was born 15th June 1970.

The source of this information is in a book for sale on Amazon which costs $15.95.

The book is called My Greatest Day in Show Business: Screen Legends Share Their Fondest Moments.

This is considered a "reliable source" on Wikipedia.

I was also reading about the planets in the solar system and it said that "Pluto" is an official name and that out of the 83 moons of Saturn 53 are officially named.

TL;DR Wikipedia is BS.

Those aren't abstract concepts.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 10:10 AM
Those aren't abstract concepts.

How do you know those aren't abstract concepts?

Reiwa
09-03-2022, 10:18 AM
How do you know those aren't abstract concepts?

Words mean stuff and I read good.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 10:27 AM
Words mean stuff and I read good.

Words are either negative or positive just like everything is.

There is no 3rd gender.

It's impossible for a door to be open and closed at the same time it's one or the other.

nostalgiaquest
09-03-2022, 10:36 AM
What about revolving doors?

Is the word cilantro negative or positive. I hate cilantro.

Rethalis
09-03-2022, 10:38 AM
revolving doors are an abomination.

Rethalis
09-03-2022, 10:51 AM
Words are either negative or positive just like everything is.

There is no 3rd gender.

It's impossible for a door to be open and closed at the same time it's one or the other.

Not every word is polarizing.

What is the opposite of metaphysical? :confused::confused:

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 10:56 AM
What about revolving doors?

A "revolving door" is several doors joined together with two seperate entrances.

Is the word cilantro negative or positive.

Negative to me because I have no idea what it means.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 11:02 AM
What is the opposite of metaphysical? :confused::confused:

Reality. Fact. Truth.

Rethalis
09-03-2022, 11:06 AM
Reality. Fact. Truth.

Those things are perceived through the metaphysical though.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 11:09 AM
Those things are perceived through the metaphysical though.

Then next time you're hungry don't have a cheeseburger have a bowl of metaphysical instead.

Reiwa
09-03-2022, 11:09 AM
Realism and its consequences were a disaster for the human race.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 11:21 AM
https://i.ibb.co/tDd7HRB/revolving-door.jpg

Reiwa
09-03-2022, 11:23 AM
https://i.ibb.co/9p9csDS/revolving-door.jpg

Real realism has never been tried. 🤪

Rethalis
09-03-2022, 11:23 AM
Then next time you're hungry don't have a cheeseburger have a bowl of metaphysical instead.

T2P-NOVYnz8

Rethalis
09-03-2022, 11:25 AM
Realism and its consequences were a disaster for the human race.

Postmodernism aims to fix that

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 11:28 AM
Real realism has never been tried. 🤪

And what's 'real realism'?

Being able to fly like Superman?

Being able to walk through walls like a ghost?

Reiwa
09-03-2022, 11:30 AM
And what's 'real realism'?

Being able to fly like Superman?

Being able to walk through walls like a ghost?

Don't ask me it's your idea.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 11:46 AM
Don't ask me it's your idea.

My idea is to smoke copious amounts of quality cannabis I've grown myself on my own land while havng lots of amazing sex with a hot faithful wife.

My neighbours voted for Joe Biden and Boris Johnson to ban everything instead though.

Reiwa
09-03-2022, 12:11 PM
My idea is to smoke copious amounts of quality cannabis I've grown myself on my own land while havng lots of amazing sex with a hot faithful wife.

My neighbour voted for Joe Biden and Boris Johnson to ban everything instead though.

Property rights have an interesting interaction with some hues of the realism rainbow. Don't take it for granted.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 12:15 PM
Property rights have an interesting interaction with some hues of the realism rainbow. Don't take it for granted.

The only rights you have in this world is i) the right to fail and ii) the right to pretend your succeeding.

Reiwa
09-03-2022, 12:23 PM
The only rights you have in this world is i) the right to fail and ii) the right to pretend your succeeding.

https://i.imgur.com/f6U0fbI.jpg

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 02:52 PM
https://i.imgur.com/f6U0fbI.jpg

ohDB5gbtaEQ

Jibartik
09-03-2022, 03:03 PM
I like that someone at DARPA saw that skit and was like, "hey can we build that like in real life to use as a psyop?" and then they invented the internet.

Reiwa
09-03-2022, 03:17 PM
ohDB5gbtaEQ

Natural rights are derived from God, commie.

Elfminster
09-03-2022, 04:04 PM
KyR-FYwUpGg

unsunghero
09-03-2022, 04:54 PM
"She'll smell my dick from a mile away"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4s2_PPqf74

Elfminster
09-04-2022, 03:46 AM
https://i.ibb.co/6R550H1/ccc.jpg

Government: Thou shalt obey my word without question
Atheist: I shall obey your word without question my Lord and stone those who dare question your authority
Me: What happened to needing scientific evidence?
Atheist: Silence unbeliever! My Lord doth not needeth science! Obey the Word of God sinner!

https://i.ibb.co/Ythsbnz/laughing-laugh.gif

Elfminster
09-04-2022, 04:20 AM
Twitch update:

I just spent $2000 on PC components and now I'm waiting for the parts to arrive.

It's an emotional day for me because I'm on the brink of finally achieving my dream in life of watching Corrina Kopf play Fortnite.

https://i.ibb.co/XJ36sTb/giphy.gif

Elfminster
09-04-2022, 06:32 AM
Picture yourself married or with a gf and you have Daenerys and girls who look like her hitting on you everyday

Versus you being supper uggo to where girls that look like Rosie O’Donell, or literally no one, hitting on you everyday

Which scenario would be more challenging to remain faithful?


Picture yourself having two wives who you love dearly and can't resist and these wives know about each and are best friends.

One day you lose your memory and forget you have any wives at all.

Some time later one of your wives bumps into you on purpose making it look like a random encounter and you totally fall for her because she knows exactly which of your buttons to press.

You start seeing her.

Then later on, while you're in a relationship, your other wife bumps into you on purpose too and flings herself at you and she is also an expert on which buttons of yours to press.

You're a man with convictions who cares about people.

You think cheating is sick.

You love your girlfriend.

What would you do in that situation?

magnetaress
09-04-2022, 08:29 AM
Glad to see Reiwa has a new friend to look after her.

Jibartik
09-04-2022, 11:42 AM
Picture yourself having two wives who you love dearly and can't resist and these wives know about each and are best friends.

One day you lose your memory and forget you have any wives at all.

Some time later one of your wives bumps into you on purpose making it look like a random encounter and you totally fall for her because she knows exactly which of your buttons to press.

You start seeing her.

Then later on, while you're in a relationship, your other wife bumps into you on purpose too and flings herself at you and she is also an expert on which buttons of yours to press.

You're a man with convictions who cares about people.

You think cheating is sick.

You love your girlfriend.

What would you do in that situation?

Hopefully discover I am in some weird simulation filled with characters designed to influence me.

Elfminster
09-04-2022, 11:58 AM
Hopefully discover I am in some weird simulation filled with characters designed to influence me.

A simulation of what?

Jibartik
09-04-2022, 12:03 PM
whatever it is where all these characters are trying to influence my erased memeory for some reason.

Elfminster
09-04-2022, 12:11 PM
whatever it is where all these characters are trying to influence my erased memeory for some reason.

You feel pain though so if it were a simulation you would be suffering for nothing which is stupid.

Jibartik
09-04-2022, 12:12 PM
more andriocromines for the reptoids

Mblake1981
09-04-2022, 12:12 PM
You feel pain though so if it were a simulation you would be suffering for nothing which is stupid.

..and nothing else matters.

Elfminster
09-04-2022, 12:17 PM
..and nothing else matters.

There are no sexual crimes in this "simulation" so the creator of it has a conscience which means there is more to it than just pain.

There's a lot of this though...

https://i.ibb.co/YXC611L/istockphoto-525718043-1024x1024.jpg

Elfminster
09-04-2022, 12:59 PM
Best Min/Max class

https://i.ibb.co/nLy9HDz/images.jpg

Mblake1981
09-04-2022, 01:07 PM
Never cared for what they say..

magnetaress
09-17-2022, 09:18 AM
I've come to accept that I will not likely die peacefully nor rest in peace.

This is just how it is.

Many people will have no future, at least they have the luxury and privilege of knowing that, and this will enable them to live, and die without the uncertainty of worrying about whether they will be loved, homeless, or healthy. They can then make better choices in this knowledge and more effectively fight for liberty, justice, and freedom for those who will survive them. Should they so choose.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 09:50 AM
I've come to accept that I will not likely die peacefully nor rest in peace.

This is just how it is.

Many people will have no future, at least they have the luxury and privilege of knowing that, and this will enable them to live, and die without the uncertainty of worrying about whether they will be loved, homeless, or healthy. They can then make better choices in this knowledge and more effectively fight for liberty, justice, and freedom for those who will survive them. Should they so choose.

https://i.ibb.co/9NrFWFz/facepalm-annoyed.gif

Toxigen
09-17-2022, 10:05 AM
yes things are changing for the better and if you dont like it you're a bigot and will be sent to re-education camp

https://i.imgur.com/WXetghq.png

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 10:10 AM
It's called "progress", sweety. Accept it or get left behind. It's for your own good. You won't have to get out of a chair and you will be happy.

- World Economic Forum

5kngspqvHa0

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 10:39 AM
At what stage in life do I as a male start rejecting young attractive girls in favor of old wrinkly grannies?

When do I go from wanting this:

https://i.ibb.co/CMNQyrh/blonde-beauty.jpg

To wanting this:

https://i.ibb.co/RSb4zmY/old-women.jpg

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 10:44 AM
You never stop rejecting younger women.

You start accepting women your age.

21 is the age that men find women the most attractive, then it declines from there.

While men become more attractive to women after they turn 30 and beyond.

Just another reason why being a man rules.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 10:48 AM
You never stop rejecting younger women.

You start accepting women your age.



So when I'm 90 years old I will accept sex with a 90 year old wrinkly granny who has a moustache, false teeth and hairy legs even though the thought right now repulses me? Somehow in between now and then I will automatically start accepting the equivalent of a talking corpse for intimate sexual pleasure?

Next you'll be telling me thin men who become fat start fancying fat women, and fat men who diet go from fancying fat women to fancying thin women.

21 is the age that men find women the most attractive, then it declines from there.



Now I know you're talking shit because I know from personal experience older girls are sexy but in a different kind of way to young girls but when I say older I'm not talking about old wrinkly grannies. Show me a man who doesn't like a milf and I will show you a liar.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 10:52 AM
DwZVZ5qZnoA

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 11:19 AM
Feminist: homosexuals are amazing.

[some time later]

Feminist: be a real man.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 11:41 AM
90 year old man: "I'm gonna go watch some great great granny porn because I'm a 90 year old man and that's what 90 year old men do from the age of 50. If I was 49 though I would be watching 18 year old nymphets dancing naked. It's called acceptance apparently which is neither here nor there but somehow exists nonetheless like a 3rd gender does on tv. Don't ask me why but that's what a random dude on a forum says so it must be true. And there I was thinking that loving 2nd best is stupid! Thanks random forum dude for shoswing me the light!"

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 11:46 AM
So when I'm 90 years old I will accept sex with a 90 year old wrinkly granny who has a moustache, false teeth and hairy legs even though the thought right now repulses me? Somehow in between now and then I will automatically start accepting the equivalent of a talking corpse for intimate sexual pleasure?

Next you'll be telling me thin men who become fat start fancying fat women, and fat men who diet go from fancying fat women to fancying thin women.

Now I know you're talking shit because I know from personal experience older girls are sexy but in a different kind of way to young girls but when I say older I'm not talking about old wrinkly grannies. Show me a man who doesn't like a milf and I will show you a liar.

Yes, to your first question. You will be fuckin grannies in the retirement home, you silver fox.

And yes, I also find a lot of older women sexy and attractive, as do a lot of men. However, most men (on average) find themselves drawn to younger women around 21. 21 being the golden age.

I don't make up the evolutionary rules, don't blame me.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 12:03 PM
Yes, to your first question. You will be fuckin grannies in the retirement home, you silver fox.

That's like telling me I'm gonna turn homosexual at some point or telling me I'm going to hell.

Please provide proof of your predictions regarding my love life and future.

And yes, I also find a lot of older women sexy and attractive, as do a lot of men. However, most men (on average) find themselves drawn to younger women around 21. 21 being the golden age.



I personally like 16-39. Does that make me better than most men?

Please provide proof most men find themselves drawn to younger women around 21 and that 21 is the golden age.

I don't make up the evolutionary rules, don't blame me.

Please provide proof of these evolutionary rules you speak on behalf of.

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 12:14 PM
Here's an article talking about the study: https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/22/men-regardless-age-will-always-attracted-women-early-20s-8718590/

It's just one study though. There are more that say women peak in their 40s.

I don't know if it's a case of settling for what's available or what, but old people still fuck each other (gross) so there's something there.

I asked my dad the same thing. He just told me the older you get, the more you find women your age attractive.

I personally haven't hit that point either. College-age women are on average more attractive than women in their 30s, to me at least.

They dress less sexy, things start sagging, and they get more cranky.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 01:06 PM
Here's an article talking about the study: https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/22/men-regardless-age-will-always-attracted-women-early-20s-8718590/

A british tabloid is the evolutionary proof I'm gonna be screwing old wrinkly grannies at some point in the future? That's actually proof I'm not going to be doing that but I knew that already. I'll tell you what, I'll give you my values when you pry them from my cold, dead hands but I'm already dead and I'm still defending them. I have no choice really because they're an integral part of me but I'm happy to do it because they're values worth suffering for unlike your crystall ball predictions and tabloid studies.

I'm hardcoded to think one way when it comes to the important things in life, the best way, so I don't believe in granny sex, homosexuality or eternal lakes of fire bro and that's never gonna change and my proof of that is me and you when you're not lying to me.

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 01:10 PM
Hey, I'm not going to be the one keeping you from fucking hot college chicks when you're in your 80s.

If you'll be able to achieve that, kick ass. More power to you.

I just know no one will want to touch my old balls at that age.

So I'll settle for gummers from Bethel. I'll just close my eyes.

Reiwa
09-17-2022, 01:14 PM
yes things are changing for the better and if you dont like it you're a bigot and will be sent to re-education camp

https://i.imgur.com/WXetghq.png

Looks like liberation.

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 01:22 PM
Looks like liberation.

Won't be TRUE liberation until there's a gross, unwashed, neckbeard gamer on a Calvin Klein billboard.

Reiwa
09-17-2022, 01:24 PM
Won't be TRUE liberation until there's a gross, unwashed, neckbeard gamer on a Calvin Klein billboard.

amWu-idEw-w

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 01:30 PM
If this is freedom, toss me in a dungeon and throw away the key

Reiwa
09-17-2022, 01:36 PM
If this is freedom, toss me in a dungeon and throw away the key

There's nightclubs for that type of stuff. Check it out.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 01:38 PM
So I'll settle for gummers from Bethel. I'll just close my eyes.

Well I won't.

It's just not me.

I'm not that desperate either.

When I close my eyes it's because it's lush not gross.

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 01:43 PM
There's nightclubs for that type of stuff. Check it out.

I'm not big into S&M roleplay.

If I wanted to get my ass beat, I'd just ask my dad to borrow his chainsaw and not return it for several months.

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 01:46 PM
Well I won't.

It's just not me.

I'm not that desperate either.

When I close my eyes it's because it's lush not gross.

I'm sure you'll be an irresistable hunk when you're 85.

I'll be sure to cheer you on, vicariously.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 01:54 PM
Looks like liberation.

You can speak your truth as long as CK agrees with your truth which, unless it's retarded, won't.

If CK doesn't agree with your truth then CK will slander your truth while censoring your truth so you can't defend your truth.

CK is stingy, selfish, anti-human, anti-fun, anti-choice, deceitful; a negative force with a positive paintjob just ike the rest of those big mouths.

Reiwa
09-17-2022, 01:57 PM
You can speak your truth as long as CK agrees with your truth which, unless it's retarded, won't.

If CK doesn't agree with your truth then CK will slander your truth while censoring your truth so you can't defend your truth.

CK is stingy, selfish, anti-human, anti-fun, anti-choice, deceitful; a negative force with a positive paintjob just ike the rest of those big mouths.

Vigorous debate is a good thing. Disagreement is not censorship. Noone is required to "echo" your message.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 01:59 PM
I'm sure you'll be an irresistable hunk when you're 85.

I'll be sure to cheer you on, vicariously.

I certainly hope so but if not I still won't fuck an old granny because i) I don't want to and ii) I don't have to.

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 02:05 PM
Vigorous debate is a good thing. Disagreement is not censorship. Noone is required to "echo" your message.

They are, however, 'strongly encouraged' to spy on your messaging and submit them to the DOJ.

idbQDHmTvxQ

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 02:08 PM
It's also being used against Leftists, as well: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/queen-elizabeth-britain-monarchy-criticism-protester-arrests-free-speech-uk/

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 02:12 PM
Vigorous debate is a good thing. Disagreement is not censorship. Noone is required to "echo" your message.

This world is obsessed with efficiency yet it sure does have a lot of unecessary debates going on and one side seems to have a bigger megaphone than the other in the debate department.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 02:13 PM
It's also being used against Leftists, as well: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/queen-elizabeth-britain-monarchy-criticism-protester-arrests-free-speech-uk/

More mass media propaganda from you.

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 02:16 PM
More mass media propaganda from you.

I hate the mass media as much as anyone else, but in this case, it's true. Arrest records and everything.

Sure, it's in the UK, but all across the West there has been an uptick of governmenr censorship.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 02:29 PM
I hate the mass media as much as anyone else, but in this case, it's true. Arrest records and everything.

Sure, it's in the UK, but all across the West there has been an uptick of governmenr censorship.

How do you know it's true?

Why would you trust something you hate?

Reiwa
09-17-2022, 02:31 PM
It's also being used against Leftists, as well: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/queen-elizabeth-britain-monarchy-criticism-protester-arrests-free-speech-uk/

I hate the mass media as much as anyone else, but in this case, it's true. Arrest records and everything.

Sure, it's in the UK, but all across the West there has been an uptick of governmenr censorship.

Unitary states can pull that kind of crap. Be careful what you wish for!

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 02:32 PM
How do you know it's true?

Why would you trust something you hate?

Because I can verify the info through other means

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 02:32 PM
Because I can verify the info through other means

What means?

And how can I verify it by other means?

Danth
09-17-2022, 02:33 PM
It's just one study though. There are more that say women peak in their 40s.

I don't know if it's a case of settling for what's available or what, but old people still fuck each other (gross) so there's something there.

I asked my dad the same thing. He just told me the older you get, the more you find women your age attractive.

I personally haven't hit that point either. College-age women are on average more attractive than women in their 30s, to me at least.

They dress less sexy, things start sagging, and they get more cranky.

I think the "floor" for attraction increases more slowly than physical age does. For example, I was plenty attracted to 12 year olds when I was 12 myself, but at my age I look at such a person and my eyes only see "kid," no attraction whatsoever. I bet that applies to you as well. My wife was 16 when I met her and while my eyes still register her old photographs as pretty, neither would I want to date that teenage kid anymore, either. The floor has gone up, just not as fast as the years have.

Generation/culture gap also reduces the real attractiveness of a lot of younger folks once those 20 year olds are decades rather than years younger. I see plenty of theoretically pretty 20's-looking gals who're completely ruined by being tattoo'd up tramps or dressing like slobs and I feel only disgust for them, not attraction. At the same time as you age you can appreciate people like well-kept 50 year olds when 20-year-old you wouldn't have looked twice.

I could see a 40's age range peak for married couples where familiarity and experience is also a significant factor. Probably not so much for singles.

Danth

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 02:35 PM
What means?

And how can I verify it by other means?

Video and photo evidence, arrest records, independent media of an opposite bias, etc

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 02:35 PM
Unitary states can pull that kind of crap. Be careful what you wish for!

100% agree

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 02:38 PM
Video and photo evidence, arrest records, independent media of an opposite bias, etc

All I really have is your word and their word.

Theres no way for me to verify any of it.

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 02:39 PM
All I really have is your word and their word.

Agreed. There's no silver bullet. Just do the best you can.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 02:47 PM
I think the "floor" for attraction increases more slowly than physical age does. For example, I was plenty attracted to 12 year olds when I was 12 myself, but at my age I look at such a person and my eyes only see "kid," no attraction whatsoever. I bet that applies to you as well. My wife was 16 when I met her and while my eyes still register her old photographs as pretty, neither would I want to date that teenage kid anymore, either. The floor has gone up, just not as fast as the years have.

Generation/culture gap also reduces the real attractiveness of a lot of younger folks once those 20 year olds are decades rather than years younger. I see plenty of theoretically pretty 20's-looking gals who're completely ruined by being tattoo'd up tramps or dressing like slobs and I feel only disgust for them, not attraction. At the same time as you age you can appreciate people like well-kept 50 year olds when 20-year-old you wouldn't have looked twice.

I could see a 40's age range peak for married couples where familiarity and experience is also a significant factor. Probably not so much for singles.

Danth

Sure, but at some point a woman becomes over-age just like she was at one stage under-age. It works both ways, or should.

If as an adult male you prefer fucking a 90 year old woman to fucking a beautiful 16/18/21 year old woman there's something wrong with you.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 02:50 PM
Agreed. There's no silver bullet. Just do the best you can.

So all you need to do is implant the idea people are going to prison for saying certain things to stop people saying certain things.

It's like making americans believe they won a made up space race without any of them actually going to the moon.

Why do it for real when you can just fake it?

Min/max.

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 02:56 PM
So all you need to do is implant the idea people are going to prison for saying certain things to stop people saying certain things.

It's like making americans believe they won a made up space race without any of them actually going to the moon.

Why do it for real when you can just fake it?

Min/max.

Precisely. Now you understand.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 02:58 PM
Precisely. Now you understand.

Yes, I understand you have no proof of anything you say but I knew that already I've known it for a while.

Encroaching Death
09-17-2022, 03:01 PM
Yes, I understand you have no proof of anything you say but I knew that already I've known it for a while.

You don't need to get mad, brother.

I'm not messing with you. Every reply to you has been unironic thus far.

Everything you have been saying is true. Fucking 90 year old women IS gross. Every type of media IS lying to you. The 'Space Race' was horseshit.

I'm agreeing with you.

unsunghero
09-17-2022, 03:05 PM
For me if it’s purely physical then I’m going to go with what is objectively the most attractive, and that’s usually pretty obvious. Older can be hotter, but they have to work harder at it if so. Such is life

But very few relationships for me are purely physical, so personality matters, and that’s why I go -10 +5 roughly. Because any lower or higher than that and we usually lack a lot of common ground, and much younger people I find sometimes too immature/annoying

unsunghero
09-17-2022, 03:13 PM
The thing that makes people’s opinion on older people especially older women vary so wildly is there can be a huge amount of discrepancy on the amount of aging based on someone’s lifestyle

Someone might be picturing a 45yr old who smoked all through her teens and 20’s and now drinks to excess every weekend and never exercises, who probably looks more like 50. While the other person could be picturing the complete opposite

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 03:38 PM
The thing that makes people’s opinion on older people especially older women vary so wildly is there can be a huge amount of discrepancy on the amount of aging based on someone’s lifestyle

Someone might be picturing a 45yr old who smoked all through her teens and 20’s and now drinks to excess every weekend and never exercises, who probably looks more like 50. While the other person could be picturing the complete opposite

I'm talking about men with old wrinkly grannies not 50 year old sporty milfs.

It makes no sense for a man, whether he's 21 or 91, to have a wrinkly old granny for a GF.

Danth
09-17-2022, 03:55 PM
I'm talking about men with old wrinkly grannies not 50 year old sporty milfs.

It makes no sense for a man, whether he's 21 or 91, to have a wrinkly old granny for a GF.

I'd re-word that as saying that an ordinary man won't regard that 90 year old as attractive as a 25 year old (as dating older folks is indeed justifiable for many reasons, such as being old oneself), but having made that change, I agree. There's a floor, and there's a ceiling, and while both of those things may change with age and from one individual to the next, they very much exist and will only change so much within limits created by nature and human instinct.

One day we will likely develop technology sufficient to reduce aging's effects to where such concerns change. Maybe one day 90 won't matter anymore. I don't think I'll still be around long enough to see it, but we'll get there eventually. Even today, lifestyle and technology changes mean there are probably a larger number of attractive 50 year olds, now, than there were attractive 40 year olds 150 years ago. Maybe our ghosts can re-visit this thread another 150 years henceforth.

Danth

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 03:56 PM
Plus, a 90 year old granny should NOT be looking in the mirror admiring her wrinkles and false teeth, she should be hating the way she looks and wishing she was young and beautiful for the sake of everybody including herself.

Elfminster
09-17-2022, 04:26 PM
There's a floor, and there's a ceiling

Exactly, don't tell me there's under-age and then tell me there's no such thing as over-age.

I've been told though that I should love women no matter what they look like especially their wrinkles, stretch marks and scars and that the older a woman gets the more precious she becomes. I've also been told that to value a woman's beauty is shallow, selfish and mean. Yet women make themselves look beautiful. Mixed message?

One day we will likely develop technology sufficient to reduce aging's effects to where such concerns change.



Plot twist: the technology already exists because heaven and hell are not two seperate places like religion says but are one interchangeable location like a dinette which turns into a bed. Therefore, earth is a smart planet made to look dumb so old age is fake news because men fucking grannies is stupid and very far fetched

Elfminster
09-18-2022, 04:36 AM
Idea #4322

When you die we dont hear from you again.

There's to be no new album releases, no new documentries, no new autobiographies, no new news reports and gossip about you.

And we certainly won't live by your rules if they're stupid rules.

If you return from the dead because you faked your own death then you must provide a good reason for doing it and promise never to do it again in a verbal and, if necessary, written agreement signed by everybody.

Idea #5721

Regarding the US constitution, bears have the right to bear arms not americans. Americans do have the right to bare arms though but please keep your torso covered up in public because I don't want to see it.

Elfminster
09-18-2022, 05:51 AM
Noone is required to "echo" your message.

The internet is an echo chamber which allows us to communicate with more people than we normally can.

Sometimes the echo chamber echoes stories of individuals being imprisoned for their echoes.

I've been told there is no echo chamber administrator so I'm not sure how there can be an echo chamber police force threatening to imprison people for their echoes? :confused:

More often than not though the echo chamber echoes very loud dreadful echos full of bad news and tales of injustice. These echoes drown out everybody elses's echoes. They're obnoxious and spiteful echoes dripping with pride, arrogance and hypocrisy. A popular echo from this source of echoes is 'motherfucker' and 'I'm the best that's ever lived'. It's a nice sounding echo with a bad vibe to it.

The worst possible thing you can do in the echo chamber is to echo scrutiny of a certain 'race' or a certain 'religion' or a certain 'sexual orientation'. You hear very loud echoes of how strong, noble and PRECIOUSSSS those things are. Every time you echo scrutiny of THOSE things, somebody will appear and put a hand over your mouth to silence you in the echo chamber and while you're being silenced those strong and noble things being protected from scrutiny are mocking you out loud in public with impunity calling your wife a whore and you a rapist and child molester and slave trader.

And that unelected uninvited unrequested ruler of your echoes, the one with its dirty hand across your mouth, is yelling "Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité!" and you can hear echoes of cheering.

Echo: Strong my arse! <shakes fist at sky>

Elfminster
09-18-2022, 06:26 AM
Noone is required to "echo" your message.

If noone is required to echo my messages then noone is required to censor them.

qUmHKHbQe80

Elfminster
09-18-2022, 07:12 AM
Scientist: let me explain to you why us humans harvest bloodshoe crab blood like savages.

[some time later]

Scientist: Yay I won an award.
Me: don't you mean us humans won an award?
Scientist:no, I did. Go earn your own award loser.

Elfminster
09-18-2022, 07:49 AM
Government: diversity is beautiful so we should celebrate our unique differences

[some time later]

Government: i'mma gonna regulate what you drive, wear, eat, say, write, live in and if i could regulate the way you look i'd do that too so i'll just make you fat instead because it's the next best thing then you'll all look the same and i'll look different and you'll all rely on me even more muahahahaha!

Elfminster
09-18-2022, 08:10 AM
Government: look, if you ask somebody to kill somebody and they do it then you're a murderer too and the punishment for murder is either life imprisonment or death row so don't ask anybody to murder anybody unless you want want to die in prison

[some time later]

Government: HEY EVERYBODY...YOHOOO...OVER HERE....<waves arms frantically> vote for me and i'll kill your enemies for you

magnetaress
09-18-2022, 09:33 AM
DwZVZ5qZnoA

where are the big fat greesy blasian girls in this vid?

also


-----

I hate biological organisms. U r all horribly defective in sum way Sorry but not sorry if that offended u.

Encroaching Death
09-18-2022, 12:05 PM
where are the big fat greesy blasian girls in this vid?

also


-----

I hate biological organisms. U r all horribly defective in sum way Sorry but not sorry if that offended u.

Also, why were they all wearing turtlenecks and diapers?

Calvin Harris sings now?

Reiwa
09-18-2022, 01:25 PM
The internet is an echo chamber which allows us to communicate with more people than we normally can.

Sometimes the echo chamber echoes stories of individuals being imprisoned for their echoes.

I've been told there is no echo chamber administrator so I'm not sure how there can be an echo chamber police force threatening to imprison people for their echoes? :confused:

More often than not though the echo chamber echoes very loud dreadful echos full of bad news and tales of injustice. These echoes drown out everybody elses's echoes. They're obnoxious and spiteful echoes dripping with pride, arrogance and hypocrisy. A popular echo from this source of echoes is 'motherfucker' and 'I'm the best that's ever lived'. It's a nice sounding echo with a bad vibe to it.

The worst possible thing you can do in the echo chamber is to echo scrutiny of a certain 'race' or a certain 'religion' or a certain 'sexual orientation'. You hear very loud echoes of how strong, noble and PRECIOUSSSS those things are. Every time you echo scrutiny of THOSE things, somebody will appear and put a hand over your mouth to silence you in the echo chamber and while you're being silenced those strong and noble things being protected from scrutiny are mocking you out loud in public with impunity calling your wife a whore and you a rapist and child molester and slave trader.

And that unelected uninvited unrequested ruler of your echoes, the one with its dirty hand across your mouth, is yelling "Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité!" and you can hear echoes of cheering.

Echo: Strong my arse! <shakes fist at sky>

5 sigma 🤡

Jibartik
09-18-2022, 01:34 PM
We'll finally admit the internet was a mistake when teenagers are committing mass nukings of their highshcools.

Encroaching Death
09-18-2022, 01:54 PM
We'll finally admit the internet was a mistake when teenagers are committing mass nukings of their highshcools.

I can't wait. Flush this shit down.

Mblake1981
09-18-2022, 07:29 PM
-sent from my iPhone

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 04:05 AM
Feminist the beast system: i heard he's a lousy lover because he can't get it up when he's with her. lol.

[some time later]

Feminist the beast system: i heard he's a lousy lover because she doesn't get wet when she's with him. lol.

[some time later]

Feminist the beast system: women are equal to men

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 04:12 AM
-sent from my iPhone

If you just landed on this 'planet' you would get the impression everybody you meet is an important businessman because they're all carrying phones around with them like they're Alan Sugar or something waiting for important calls.

Then you would watch tv and get the impression it's actually a very small % of the population which owns all the businesses and that these business owners call themselves 'influencers' and they receive a huge amount of media attention compared to everybody else because they also own the media.

If you said "take me to your leader" you would be told that in a democratic society everybody is the leader because life is more fair that way.

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 04:46 AM
If you just landed on this 'planet' you would get the impression everybody you meet is an important businessman because they're all carrying phones around with them like they're Alan Sugar or something waiting for important calls.

Then you would watch tv and get the impression it's actually a very small % of the population which owns all the businesses and that these business owners call themselves 'influencers' and they receive a huge amount of media attention compared to everybody else because they also own the media.

If you said "take me to your leader" you would be told that in a democratic society everybody is the leader because life is more fair that way.

PS. By that early stage of contact you would already hate democracy for ruining your "take me to your leader"

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 05:13 AM
"Imma let you finish but..."

https://i.postimg.cc/yY3Z1Lgn/kuntye.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/7hspYghr/Oluwafemi.jpg

That whole Kuntye West and Taylor Miffed episode was anti-male propaganda if you think about it.

Man attacks woman.
Woman rescues woman.
Conclusion: men suck and women are awesome.

They seem to be forgetting though that they're all celebs and celebs suck.

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 08:12 AM
Talking of Swift, I've come up with some ideas she can use to raise her public awareness:


Get some ugly ass cryptic tattoo's plastered all over her body to get everybody thinking (and talking)
Tell everybody she's now a lesbian* and be seen holding hands with a female supermodel
Tell everybody she's bisexual
Get a new boyfriend, black** this time around (Kuntye West?) for extra media attention and race relations
Get married and then divorced (to a white dude) and tell everybody her ex-husband abused her and cheated on her
Tell everybody she has breast cancer and that she's going to die and then later on after several years bounce back stronger than ever
Tell everybody she was raped 20 years ago (by a white dude) but she kept it a secret
Tell everybody she wanted to kill herself because of depression
Get the mass media to discover something inappropriate she said 15 years ago on Twitter so she can say "sorry, i'll try harder" to everybody
Tell everybody she's pregnant
Tell everybody she's had a miscarriage
Tell everybody she wore a diaper until the age of 12
Release an album full of cussing (MF etc)
Tell everybody she's got a rare incurable disease (rare is good apparently) that has destroyed half her brain so people say " IF SHE'S THIS GOOD WITH ONLY HALF A BRAIN IMAGINE HOW GENIUS SHE WOULD BE IF SHE HAD A FULL BRAIN LIKE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE!!1"
Leak a sex tape and act hurt and surprised by it all
Run for office (democrat of course)
Take up boxing and martial arts
Become a vegan
Build a water well in africa
Have gender neutral children and call one Banana and the other Pineapple
Tell everybody she's retiring (then continue to comment publicly on EVERYTHING)
Get another kitten (fluffy animals are great crowd pullers)
More pics of her on exotic beaches and super yachts seemingly oblivious to what's going on around her
Pics of her going to the shop makeup free wearing slippers and a dressing gown so she is relatable to the people who throw cash at her like she's a stripper
More pics of her wearing $20,000 shoes and $50,000 earrings
Die

* this might back fire on her because when they break up and she writes nasty songs about her ex she could be seen as misogynist and homophobic but worse than that it would imply it's not only white males who are bad.

** this might back fire on her because when they break up and she writes nasty songs about her ex she could be seen as racist but worse than that it would imply it's not only white males who are bad.

Encroaching Death
09-19-2022, 08:36 AM
Tell everybody she wore a diaper until the age of 12


I'm a fan of this one, personally.

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 09:01 AM
I'm a fan of this one, personally.

When I was a kid I did a big poo into my baggy pants.

Far from home, I slowly walked back zombie style with my entire body stiff as a board and my legs parted as that torpedo shaped poo swung back and forth with each careful step.

It was the best day of my life.

Encroaching Death
09-19-2022, 09:03 AM
When I was a kid I did a big poo into my baggy pants.

Far from home, I slowly walked back zombie style with my entire body stiff as a board and my legs parted as that torpedo shaped poo swung back and forth with each careful step.

It was the best day of my life.

dEwjogp4wIo

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 09:09 AM
dEwjogp4wIo

Not suitable for solids? I'm out.

How about telling me the bad news FIRST in future so I don't get excited for nothing?

/me shakes his fist at the sky

Duik
09-19-2022, 10:15 AM
Talking of Swift, I've come up with some ideas she can use to raise her public awareness:

[LIST]
.......... The whole list.......

You're a bit of a cunt really. Most of those things individually are horrific. To make such a "list" for cheap elfsim points shows your lack of class. I realise this will not make ay difference but here it is.
Also, TaySwif (see, im cool) is a piece of garbage, but she is HER piece of garbage.
Also also, writing revenge song is trash as well.
Congratulations, you are as trashy as TaySwif.
Also also also, forgot to add box p99 and rmt proceeds for breast enlargement surgery.
1/10

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 10:21 AM
Me: wait, hold up, so let me get this straight, you're telling me there are men who prefer having a boyfriend to a girlfriend?

the beast system: yes that's exactly right

Me: ugh gross, poor men. is there a cure?

the beast system: no cure needed it's perfectly natural and if you don't agree with me then it means you're homophobic

Me: homo what!?

the beast system: homophobic which means you're hateful to those who are different to you because you feel threatened by them

Me: they're not 'different' to me they're the complete opposite to me and I never said I hated them I just don't understand it that's all. it's like short changing yourself. it seems stupid to me.

the beast ystem: let's call them different and fyi humans come in all shapes and sizes which is good because diversity is preciousssssss

Me: how do the girls feel about being rejected like that?

the beast system: they love it, it's you they hate

[some time later]

the beast system: ONLY NEANDERTHAL'S USE FLIP PHONES YOU INBRED DUMMIES! DUH! MODERN SMART COOL PEOPLE USE SMART PHONES AND IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY BECAUSE I HAVE AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF THEM TO SELL TO YOU UNTIL I BRING BACK FLIP PHONES AGAIN! WOOT! WHO WANTS TO BE COOL AND HIP LIKE ME?? IT WILL COST YOU ONLY $1000 PER YEAR! THOSE ARE MATES RATES BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU! YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE ME AS A FRIEND! BTW I HAVE CANCER AND I WAS AN ORPHAN.

MrSparkle001
09-19-2022, 10:22 AM
The mental illness is strong in this thread

https://c.tenor.com/looJN4TKpjQAAAAC/star-wars.gif

Duik
09-19-2022, 10:24 AM
Was an orphan? Resurrection? Of which parent? Both?
Im confused.

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 10:41 AM
Was an orphan? Resurrection? Of which parent? Both?
Im confused.

The beast is not a child although it certainly can act like one.

Duik
09-19-2022, 10:58 AM
Party's flipped so why not phones?

Reiwa
09-19-2022, 11:15 AM
Party's flipped so why not phones?

The man has a point.

Duik
09-19-2022, 11:20 AM
The man has a point.


I take offence it, you didnt consider my itness into account!#!

Also, someone needs to create the Hashclaimation Point.
A # made of 2x !! mixed with a =

Get on it ya graphic phuckers.

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 12:20 PM
Party's flipped so why not phones?

https://i.ibb.co/Trcn7fH/4axc2q.jpg

beast system: nothing has been 'flipped' my precioussssss. the truth is finally coming out after being oppressed that's all. now we can live our lives to the full with pride which is the the way we're meant to be living. don't blame me if you miss those good ol' days i'm merely the people's messenger and the herd has decided to move onto new pastures so us old timers have no choice but to reluctantly follow or we get left behind and die. don't you think i miss those good ol' day too? i cry over them but times change my friend and we must too. now then, how many of my smartypants phones can i pencil you in for? 50? 100? still not convinced eh? that's cool because i respect savi motherfuckers like you but look i'm talking to ellen on this amazing technology. who the fuck doesn't want to talk to ellen? only weirdo's that's who. she reads all my messages to her AND she replies to them personally. now watch this, i'm gonna tell everybody i'm on the toilet taking a shit. and BOOM now they all think i'm weirdly sensational and futuristic. the best thing about this incredible piece of kit is that I can share important news with you 24/7 and give you up-to-date solutions to your problems. the intellectuals say this gadget is a life saver and that anybody without one is a dumb dumb and i tend to agree with that sentiment because it's like having the history of everything in the palm of your hand it even predicts the future. it doesn't stop there, there's more, it also has lots of colorful icons for you to click on. now then, how many of my smartypants phones can i pencil you in for? 150? 200?

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 12:26 PM
I take offence it, you didnt consider my itness into account!#!

Also, someone needs to create the Hashclaimation Point.
A # made of 2x !! mixed with a =

Get on it ya graphic phuckers.

You don't sound clever you sound retarded.

I thought somebody should let you know.

Now you know.

Jibartik
09-19-2022, 12:43 PM
beast system: nothing has been 'flipped' my precioussssss.

The party flip is about establishment culture. The establishment used to be uptight karens that liked christ.

Now they are uptight karens that like pride.

Socialists are popular and the punks listen to country.

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 01:00 PM
The party flip is about establishment culture. The establishment used to be uptight karens that liked christ.

Now they are uptight karens that like pride.



They're both religions and religion is bad so nothing really changed except the wrapper.

The real flip happened before my time.

It will flip back again in my time though.

Then Order shall once again sit on The Throne and chaos shall be contained.

Jibartik
09-19-2022, 01:12 PM
yeah, I hear you.

The end is nigh!

Encroaching Death
09-19-2022, 01:27 PM
It seems the parties go through phases where one prefers more authoritarism and the other more libertarianism.

I will always side with liberty. (Until it doesn't benefit me, and then I'll betray my beliefs and sell out for power)

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 01:31 PM
It seems the parties go through phases where one prefers more authoritarism and the other more libertarianism.

I will always side with liberty. (Until it doesn't benefit me, and then I'll betray my beliefs and sell out for power)

You'll be too busy fucking old grannies to be king of me.

hobart
09-19-2022, 01:51 PM
It seems the parties go through phases where one prefers more authoritarism and the other more libertarianism.

I will always side with liberty. (Until it doesn't benefit me, and then I'll betray my beliefs and sell out for power)

Many studies done suggest that "conservatives" are more hierarchical and "liberals" are more collaborative.

I think the mistake on the right is equating twitter with mainstream Democrats. And the mistake on the left is letting those twidiots go unchecked until, eventually, the right is correct in their initially faulty assumption.

The illiberal left, however, does talk an authoritarian game. Let's hope we never get to see them in a position of authority to see how much is impotent bluster.

Encroaching Death
09-19-2022, 01:51 PM
You'll be too busy fucking old grannies to be king of me.

I don't want to be the king of you (hence the loyalty to liberty)

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 02:15 PM
Many studies done suggest that "conservatives" are more hierarchical and "liberals" are more collaborative.

I think the mistake on the right is equating twitter with mainstream Democrats. And the mistake on the left is letting those twidiots go unchecked until, eventually, the right is correct in their initially faulty assumption.

The illiberal left, however, does talk an authoritarian game. Let's hope we never get to see them in a position of authority to see how much is impotent bluster.

I did a study which concluded wrong is the opposite of right, pro-death is the opposite of pro-life, destruction is the opposite of creation, and bent is the opposite of straight.

An alt-wrong study however suggests that left is the opposite of right, pro-choice is the opposite of pro-death, evolution is the opposite of creation, and gay is the opposite of straight.

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 02:21 PM
I don't want to be the king of you (hence the loyalty to liberty)

You say a king is a fascist dictator yet your king is liberty.

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 03:07 PM
There's not many girls playing P99 and here's why...

Reason number 1

They don't know how to install it

Reason Number 2

There's too many neckbeards arguing over what race makes the best shaman* (plus you'll need to be richer than Bill Gates to play one properly)

Reason Number 3

Necromancers are ugly

Reason Number 4

They're playing The Sims

Reason Number 5

They're playing with their pussies

https://i.ibb.co/wMGRY1Z/tiger-and-tiger.jpg


* 1-59 troll, 60 ogre, barbarian if you want to look like Braveheart, Iksar if you want solidarity an easy start in life and like reptiles

Encroaching Death
09-19-2022, 04:32 PM
You say a king is a fascist dictator yet your king is liberty.

I'm not calling your royal family fascist. Calm down.

Arresting people who demonstrate against them is authoritarian, and probably has nothing to do with the royal family.

We have similar problems here in the US and the only royal family we have is the Kardashians.

Duik
09-19-2022, 06:11 PM
You don't sound clever you sound retarded.

I thought somebody should let you know.

Now you know.

Making sounds on ElfSim Forums.
Go Me.

unsunghero
09-19-2022, 06:13 PM
Many studies done suggest that "conservatives" are more hierarchical and "liberals" are more collaborative.

I think the mistake on the right is equating twitter with mainstream Democrats. And the mistake on the left is letting those twidiots go unchecked until, eventually, the right is correct in their initially faulty assumption.

The illiberal left, however, does talk an authoritarian game. Let's hope we never get to see them in a position of authority to see how much is impotent bluster.

I think that both sides get authoritarian at the ends of the spectrum for essentially the same reason:

The reason is “we don’t trust the general public to be exposed to these concepts because we believe they will become corrupted by them”

The concepts themselves are what differ. For the left it’s things that they construe as hateful, for the right it’s things they construe as deviant

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 06:57 PM
I'm not calling your royal family fascist. Calm down.

Arresting people who demonstrate against them is authoritarian, and probably has nothing to do with the royal family.

We have similar problems here in the US and the only royal family we have is the Kardashians.

Not my royal family but I wouldn't waste my time demonstrating against the windsors or the kardashians.

They are not important enough to me to warrant making that kind of effort.

Me demonstrating against them would also make them look important when they're not.

I've got better things to do with my time. Don't you?

The only people who are demonstrating against the windsors and kardashians are either fictional or paid actors.

I've yet to see proof the windsors and kardashians are actually real.

Maybe they will pop up on this web site one of these days...

https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 07:26 PM
Arresting people who demonstrate against them is authoritarian,

The democratic government tells people they have the right to 'protest' which is code for public obstruction, disturbing the peace and frightening people.

Nobody has the right to block public pavements and roads, they werent made for protesting on.

Stopping somebody going about their daily business in the public space is an act of violence.

Those sporting celebrations in town centers are no different.

They're violent riots and mutiny disguised as peaceful protests and celebrations.

It's not liberty.

Jibartik
09-19-2022, 07:32 PM
Its mostly peaceful protests until you suddenly do it where the politicians are.

And its a sanctuary state until suddenly you move them to where the politicians are.

Wtf more do people need it's 2022 wake the fuck up already.

Elfminster
09-19-2022, 07:45 PM
Its mostly peaceful protests until you suddenly do it where the politicians are.

And its a sanctuary state until suddenly you move them to where the politicians are.

Wtf more do people need it's 2022 wake the fuck up already.

I don't believe there's any such thing as a peaceful protest.

If you did it aboard a commercial jet they would arrest you so why not iin the streets?

We're all on a big plane.

When was the last time you were on a plane and some random dude asked you to vote for a new captain?

Jibartik
09-19-2022, 07:52 PM
idk but this plane is going down.

https://i.imgur.com/PlLLWIl.gif

unsunghero
09-19-2022, 11:25 PM
Stop thinking what you’re thinking

magnetaress
09-19-2022, 11:33 PM
Stop thinking what you’re thinking

That this is an extremely gross and weird way to get an STD?

Jibartik
09-20-2022, 12:23 AM
Thats where covid came from.

Reiwa
09-20-2022, 12:38 AM
Stop thinking what you’re thinking

https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=18832&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1663644283

I'm thinking she has another lady up her butt.

Jibartik
09-20-2022, 12:48 AM
f*(@# me in my chest hole.

Jibartik
09-20-2022, 12:55 AM
centaurs are where rainbows come from

https://i.imgur.com/MHhNUGL.png

magnetaress
09-20-2022, 03:15 AM
I was also thinking horse dongs r pretty massive she has a good tuck. :o

Elfminster
09-20-2022, 07:16 AM
I was also thinking horse dongs r pretty massive she has a good tuck. :o

beast system: everybody knows that females prefer dildo's to males because men are lousy lovers, don't blame me blame evolution

beast system: did you know many studies suggest 99% of humans fancy horse dong but are too ashamed to tell anybody but the fact of the matter is that humans are no different to animals so it's perfectly natural for humans to want horse dong up their asses. don't be ashamed, go indulge and enjoy that horse dong with pride. it's cool. Be a pioneer and bring awareness to this very important issue (upload video proof of your brave love or it doesn't count!).

beast system: another interesting scientific fact for you: women 'squirt' just like men do even better than men actually (god's honest truth cross my heart and hope to die)

Elfminster
09-20-2022, 08:15 AM
Hollywood Producer: yo actor, i want you to read this script and tell me if you're interested in playing the lead role

Actor: aight

[some time later]

Hollywood Producer: what do you think bish?

Actor: the character you want me to play is a religiously racist and homophobic white dude and because i'm shiny me playing him will glorify him. i thought we were against all that...

Hollywood Producer: i'll pay you $5 million for your services. are you in or out?

Actor: i'm in

Hollywood Producer: fandabidozi

Actor: what excuse shall I use when i'm asked why i played this character

Hollywood Producer: say that when you first read the script you were totally horrified and felt sick to the stomach by it but you decided to do it because it was a challenging script that would test your acting ability to the fullest and you thought it would do some good by bringing much needed awareness to racism and homophobia

Actor: nice

Hollywood Producer: now come sit on daddy's lap and enjoy the limelight for a little while

Actor: aight

[s]Hollywood Producer: beast system sing me a song

Actor: Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur. Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr Purr Purr