Celebrity opinion = rare good, common bad

[Elfminster]

Common


Oxygen
Water
Food
Sunshine
Cars
Recreational vehicles
Houses
Birds
Cats
Dogs
Flowers
Microwaves
Washing machines
Computers
Music
Movies
Clothes
Toothpaste
Doritos


Rare



Climate change
Cancer
Covid
Broken bones
Amputees
Terrorism
Deadly explosions
War
Unicorns
Nuclear holocaust
Banksy artwork
Scientific evidence
Media evidence
Government evidence
WW2 veterans
Loch ness monster
Bigfoot
Adolf Hitler
Staff of the Dreaded Gaze
Square wheels

[Reiwa]

Why is cancer on the good list?

[Elfminster]

Why is cancer on the good list?

Because it's rare so it's good.

[magnetaress]

I normally understand what Elfminster is posting about. Not this time though.

[Elfminster]

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X-factor contestant proclaims he's not normal, judges and audience cheer.
Pregnant woman murdered while walking home, residents dismayed.
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