Climate Change is a Hoax by Aliens

[Jibartik]

Why were dinosaurs so big compared to animals today?

Dinosaurs lived during the Triassic, Jurassic and Cretaceous. During these periods, the climate was much warmer, with CO₂ levels over four times higher than today.

This produced abundant plant life, and herbivorous dinosaurs may have evolved large bodies partly because there was enough food to support them.

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They dont want us to be giants like our ancestors... they want us to be weak, and small and docile, so they pump Oxigen into our atmosphere to make us weak and small.

But if we burn coal, and fill the sky with ash like the volcanos of old, we can have a lush planet full of life and we can once again achieve greatness, and be gods that walk the earth like our ancestors.

Earth with climate change:

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Earth if we try to stop climate change and continue to live on this rock the aliens gimped so they could control us:

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Dont believe the lies! We were meant to live of the fat of the land, not imprison a few animals, kill the rest, and eat bugs.

[Jibartik]

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[Jibartik]

All species of ground sloth on the mainland had died out by 15,000-10,000 years ago as a result of climate change.

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[Jibartik]

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[Reiwa]

We were meant to live off the fat of the land,

Lipophilic hydrocarbons?

[Jibartik]

Lipophilic hydrocarbons?

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[Elizondo]

Dinosaurs never existed

Hope that helps

[magnetaress]

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They found vacuum frozen dead cyborgs on a crashed ship on the moon. Blond hair blue eyes, except they had most of their eyes removed and replaced with digital components. Another hard to find old vhs from the 50s before it was commonplace technology made for a $$$.

[mcoy]

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No juju sky flower! Only house for bugs...

-Mcoy

[robayon]

Dinosaurs never existed

Hope that helpsHeck yes that helps so much, thanks

[Jimjam]

Dinosaurs never existed

Hope that helps

Well birds aren’t real, so the fact they evolved from non existsnt dinosaurs now makes perfect sense.

[robayon]

I would like to imagine an equivalent ecological niche for a dinosaur that is currently occupied by chickens

Did anyone else see the new Jurassic Park movie? It was not great but it did have dinosaurs

I mean, they were never real, so it's kind of like watching a PG-13 version of Game of Thrones

[GinnasP99]

the earth is 6,000ish years old

/em runs away.

[Jibartik]

I would like to imagine an equivalent ecological niche for a dinosaur that is currently occupied by chickens

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[Elizondo]

Well birds aren’t real, so the fact they evolved from non existsnt dinosaurs now makes perfect sense.

Birds are clearly observable in nature

The CGI monsters in movies were never real

Hope that helps

[Jibartik]

this is what dino bones look like before the labs modify them to look like animals to hide the true true.

we were big because we ate big lush leafy grean CO2 rich salads.

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[Elizondo]

this is what dino bones look like before the labs modify them to look like animals to hide the true true.

we were big because we ate big lush leafy grean CO2 rich salads.

All of those bones in museums of giant monsters are made in China

[Jimjam]

All of those bones in museums of giant monsters are made in China

They son’t display originals - they display casts … of incomplete skeletons (they just conjure the missing bones from their own fantasy).

[robayon]

All of those bones in museums of giant monsters are made in ChinaDoes this include the ones discovered as far back as 1677?

[Jimjam]

Does this include the ones discovered as far back as 1677?

Come on mate, you know those are fake. The world was only made last Thursday.

[Jibartik]

Does this include the ones discovered as far back as 1677?

The first council of nicea was from like 300 so yea totally.

[Elizondo]

Does this include the ones discovered as far back as 1677?

The term "Dinosaur" wasn't even created until the mid 1800s

Amazingly that's when the explosion of 'discoveries" took place soon after

It's a total hoax
They son’t display originals - they display casts … of incomplete skeletons (they just conjure the missing bones from their own fantasy).

You've never seen 'real' dinosaur bones in a museum

They are all fabricated

Hope that helps

[Horza]

Dinosaurs are really a Democrat hoax is certainly a new one to me.

[Jibartik]

This 16,000 year old photo is what life was like before aliens came and did the mud floods and filled our atmosphere with high levels of 02

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[Elizondo]

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[Jibartik]

By simply re-arranging the bones of the skeleton on the left, anyone who enjoys erector sets can make the skeleton on the right.

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[Elizondo]

By simply re-arranging the bones of the skeleton on the left, anyone who enjoys erector sets can make the skeleton on the right.

I actually think some of the designs of these things are hilarious

Like the T-Rex which is basically a giant walking mouth with huge sharp teeth and baby arms and the Brontosaurus which is this massive 'giraffe' with a tiny head. They even say now that Brontosaurus didn't exist in the 'mainstream' because of how ridiculous it was

The weight alone of these creatures (if they really did exist) would have crumbled their skeletons to dust. The design of a lot of them have these massive heads with small tails which means there was no proper balance and weight distribution for their frames so they would have been clumsy and falling down all over the place.

Nobody questions it because of fake bones in a museum. It's a huge scam that brings in billions through products and movies primarily aimed at children $$$$$

[Jibartik]

Climate change speeding up planet rotation now.



Forbes: Earth Is Suddenly Spinning Faster. Why Our Planet Just Recorded Its Shortest Day Since Records Began. (https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamiecartereurope/2022/07/28/earth-is-suddenly-spinning-faster-why-our-planet-just-recorded-its-shortest-day-since-records-began/?sh=17b4ddff8561)

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Probably all the windmills?

No: aliens are speeding up the rotation so they can correct this overshot of the astroid:

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[robayon]

The term "Dinosaur" wasn't even created until the mid 1800s

Amazingly that's when the explosion of 'discoveries" took place soon after

It's a total hoax


You've never seen 'real' dinosaur bones in a museum

They are all fabricated

Hope that helpsAll words are made up at some point, but I appreciate a good crazy theory

Science is an ongoing process of correcting past mistakes, oversights, and miscalculations. We can't account for information we don't have. I am pretty sure there's a lot of information that is absent from the fossil record, as most critters don't fossilize at all, but if we throw out the results of radiometric dating a lot of other sciences don't really make sense.

I remember when I was a boy they told me "nobody knows" how the dinosaurs died out, that there were theories but none were proven ... and then as I got older at some point the consensus became the Chicxulub Asteroid hitting the Earth in the modern-day Yucatan area. This is evidenced by the KT boundary which is pretty uniform in distribution worldwide.

There's a pretty cool doc "Dinosaurs: The Final Day" with Sir David Attenborough that goes into greater detail. It's one of his lazier ones but the man is getting up there so I can't blame him for filming almost all of it in a museum

[Elizondo]

All words are made up at some point, but I appreciate a good crazy theory

Science is an ongoing process of correcting past mistakes, oversights, and miscalculations. We can't account for information we don't have. I am pretty sure there's a lot of information that is absent from the fossil record, as most critters don't fossilize at all, but if we throw out the results of radiometric dating a lot of other sciences don't really make sense.

I remember when I was a boy they told me "nobody knows" how the dinosaurs died out, that there were theories but none were proven ... and then as I got older at some point the consensus became the Chicxulub Asteroid hitting the Earth in the modern-day Yucatan area. This is evidenced by the KT boundary which is pretty uniform in distribution worldwide.

There's a pretty cool doc "Dinosaurs: The Final Day" with Sir David Attenborough that goes into greater detail. It's one of his lazier ones but the man is getting up there so I can't blame him for filming almost all of it in a museum

How many actual Dinosaur bones do you believe have been 'found'

[Kaveh]

I actually think some of the designs of these things are hilarious

Like the T-Rex which is basically a giant walking mouth with huge sharp teeth and baby arms and the Brontosaurus which is this massive 'giraffe' with a tiny head. They even say now that Brontosaurus didn't exist in the 'mainstream' because of how ridiculous it was

The weight alone of these creatures (if they really did exist) would have crumbled their skeletons to dust. The design of a lot of them have these massive heads with small tails which means there was no proper balance and weight distribution for their frames so they would have been clumsy and falling down all over the place.

Nobody questions it because of fake bones in a museum. It's a huge scam that brings in billions through products and movies primarily aimed at children $$$$$

Have you ever seen a platypus or a narwhal?

Or a vagina?

[Reiwa]

Science is an ongoing process of correcting past mistakes, oversights, and miscalculations. We can't account for information we don't have.

When it comes to warm-blooded reptiles(what?), titanosaurs are especially problematic (https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/of-barosaurus-and-blood-pressure#:~:text=After%20calculating%20the%20press ure%20that,tons%2C%20or%20about%20fifteen%20times) due to the extreme pressures required to supply their gigantic necks.

[Elizondo]

Have you ever seen a platypus or a narwhal?

Or a vagina?

Grumpy old man acting like a 5 year old

Embarrassing

[Reiwa]

Seriously name me one extant warm-blooded reptile I dare u. 🙏

[Jibartik]

Oh what a suprise, the reptoids brainwash us to think the indigenous people on this planet are reptiles.

The whole immigration issue is just to prepare us for their immigration, when they come "home" from their real dying home planet, and we are guilted into giving it earth "back" to them.

They like it hotter too, this is all true. Dinos are fake.

[DeathsSilkyMist]

I have a purely for-fun theory about Climate Change if it were a hoax.

My idea is that countries like the USA are perpetuating the Climate Change hoax to demonize oil.

The reason for this is because countries who oppose the USA like the Middle East and Russia happen to be quite dependent on oil for their economies and energy.

If the majority of the world stopped using oil, Russia and the Middle East would lose a ton of power.

To top it off, the USA is the one pushing these alternate forms of energy right now. The USA would basically have the monopoly on the world's green energy, because they would be much farther along in terms of research and development.

It basically is a win/win. You destabilize your enemies while also becoming the top supplier of energy in the world. This would also make other countries more dependent on the USA.

[Kaveh]

Grumpy old man acting like a 5 year old

Embarrassing

Explain why a platypus looks the way it does genius

[Jibartik]

I have a purely for-fun theory about Climate Change if it were a hoax.

My idea is that countries like the USA are perpetuating the Climate Change hoax to demonize oil.

The reason for this is because countries who oppose the USA like the Middle East and Russia happen to be quite dependent on oil for their economies and energy.

If the majority of the world stopped using oil, Russia and the Middle East would lose a ton of power.

To top it off, the USA is the one pushing these alternate forms of energy right now. The USA would basically have the monopoly on the world's green energy, because they would be much farther along in terms of research and development.

It basically is a win/win. You destabilize your enemies while also becoming the top supplier of energy in the world. This would also make other countries more dependent on the USA.

Hey I just want to say, I support you thinking outside of the box.

[Elizondo]

Explain why a platypus looks the way it does genius

A Platypus is a real animal that can be observed in nature

Hope that helps

[Kaveh]

And yet it looks very strange, which was an argument you made against dinosaurs

You don’t believe animals could go extinct?

[Kaveh]

Dinosaurs are really a Democrat hoax is certainly a new one to me.

Should be interesting to see how the senate plays out

Greitens and Walker are par for the course for these dip shits

[Reiwa]

and Walker are par for the course for these dip shits

I'm gunna pray for both of them, because they need Jesus. (https://twitter.com/HerschelWalker/status/1554169664313360385?t=BXerSuCbv8EVXne8nn09Yg&s=19)

[magnetaress]

Humans are the real hoax. They aren't natural.

[Elizondo]

And yet it looks very strange, which was an argument you made against dinosaurs

You don’t believe animals could go extinct?

That is not the argument I made in regards to dinosaurs

Try again

Also, just because animals can go extinct does not prove Dinosaurs existed. That's a logical fallacy.

[Elizondo]

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[Jimjam]

They don’t display originals - they display casts … of incomplete skeletons (they just conjure the missing bones from their own fantasy).



You've never seen 'real' dinosaur bones in a museum

They are all fabricated.

Hope this helps.

That didn’t help at all - you just restated my point - the bones in museums are not real. The reconstructions are all works of fiction - whether classic tail draggers or more modern giant chickens. Any real giant reptile would be completely different.

Dinosaurs as shown in media are a popular myth to retcon an origin story to birds (you’ve never seen a real bird either).

Hope this helps.

[magnetaress]

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[peterpal]

Of all the things I didn't expect you dinosaurs deny your own existence.

[Jibartik]

Of all the things I didn't expect you dinosaurs deny your own existence.

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[Elizondo]

How did these supposed animals mate?

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Keep in mind the Brontosaurus weighed 25 tons (allegedly)

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Or how the T Rex

How did he mount with those baby arms

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[Jibartik]

Even if you're a rational athiest: If you cant accept that scientists killed those things and terraformed the planet so mamals could live here and then altared some of the DNA to become intelligent then you simply are the kind of person that looks at a rock on the ground and thinks it's been there forever.

It's like, being angry someone says the earth is round.

Or that it rotates around the sun.

It makes more sense that we are the result of an experiment, than to sit here and look at 50 billion types of animals and not a single one has even come close to following our evolutionary trajectory.

[Jibartik]

How did these supposed animals mate?

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Keep in mind the Brontosaurus weighed 25 tons (allegedly)

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Or how the T Rex

How did he mount with those baby arms

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imagine leafy greens on earth once being so rich in mana they were able to feed a planet of 25 ton giants.

[Elizondo]

imagine leafy greens on earth once being so rich in mana they were able to feed a planet of 25 ton giants.

It's around half a ton of plants just one of them would have had to eat everyday just to sustain itself

[Jibartik]

It's around half a ton of plants just one of them would have had to eat everyday just to sustain itself

Not if they were branches from the tree of life the reptoids strip-mined from the earth and left us to rot on.

And now the rats and cockroaches (mammals and us) are eating the shit left over (oil and each other)


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[Jibartik]

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[Jibartik]

This is some hitch hikers guide to the galaxy quality irony right there

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