HAT: Hassan Appreciation Thread

[Jibartik]

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[Reiwa]

TIL I am retarded

Hate grouping with the Mehmet.

[Jibartik]

This guy makes 400k a month, gets every meal delivered from door dash, and he rages at rich people and blames GOP for climate change.

[Reiwa]

This guy makes 400k a month, gets every meal delivered from door dash, and he rages at rich people and blames GOP for climate change.

He's the tunabros of politics /Nod

[Jibartik]

I think he hates small business owners lol

[Reiwa]

I think he hates small business owners lol

You know who doesn't hate small business owners?

The PPP.

Yes it's this again. :p

[Jibartik]

I mean like he really HATES them lol

Ive not heard of that take before lol "fuck the guy trying to make the general store downtown!"

That's pretty extreme :o

[robayon]

i've never actually watched him but the small business owners thing (as in politicians claiming to protect them for one reason or another) is often a cover story for large corporations and their interests if you pay attention to popular media and the terms they use. citations needed is a good podcast for that purpose. the small business tyrant is a real force that many of us working class fuckers are familiar with even if we don't have a term for it.

https://soundcloud.com/citationsneeded/episode-111-how-small-business-rhetoric-is-used-to-protect-corporate-america

[Jibartik]

In the link above he calls the small business owners "the wealthy" like they were the bad guys lol he makes 400k a month 🤣

But yea he said something like small business tyrant once iirc haha

I love watching doomer porn, and I love this is more doomer than some of my most extreme doomer porn channels.

[Reiwa]

i've never actually watched him but the small business owners thing (as in politicians claiming to protect them for one reason or another) is often a cover story for large corporations and their interests if you pay attention to popular media and the terms they use. citations needed is a good podcast for that purpose. the small business tyrant is a real force that many of us working class fuckers are familiar with even if we don't have a term for it.

https://soundcloud.com/citationsneeded/episode-111-how-small-business-rhetoric-is-used-to-protect-corporate-america

A lot of stores are franchises where the building and land is technically owned by the megacorp but the operator/propietor that actually make a da money is a small business dude/dudette.

McDonalds is a huge landlord and I want some pancakes rn.

[robayon]

In the link above he calls the small business owners "the wealthy" like they were the bad guys lol he makes 400k a month 🤣well yeah he's probably a hypocrite, but i'm speaking to the larger point he's failing to make i guess, that 'small business' rhetoric is often used as a defense for large business interests by politicians

i don't think most of them of any party really give a quarter of a shit of the independent restaurant in the medium sized suburb or rural town, no

[Danth]

i don't think most of them of any party really give a quarter of a shit of the independent restaurant in the medium sized suburb or rural town, no

Of course they don't, near-broke restaurant owners aren't lining anybody's pockets with bribes, oh sorry, I mean "campaign contributions."

[robayon]

A lot of stores are franchises where the building and land is technically owned by the megacorp but the operator/propietor that actually make a da money is a small business dude/dudette.

McDonalds is a huge landlord and I want some pancakes rn.are you telling me this because you think i don't know or because it's supposed to be a defense of a moderate system

i realize how it works on the basic level, i've worked for plenty of these small business tyrants in the hotel industry

[Reiwa]

are you telling me this because you think i don't know or because it's supposed to be a defense of a moderate system

i realize how it works on the basic level, i've worked for plenty of these small business tyrants in the hotel industry

No I just want some pancakes and in the morning I will buy them from a small business owner at his McDonalds franchise location and eat them with my mouth.

[robayon]

No I just want some pancakes and in the morning I will buy them from a small business owner at his McDonalds franchise location and eat them with my mouth.that's fair. back in the ancient times when i could go to regular people restaurants, i ate at IHOP once a month minimum. or waffle house. this is the south, after all.

[Reiwa]

that's fair. back in the ancient times when i could go to regular people restaurants, i ate at IHOP once a month minimum. or waffle house. this is the south, after all.

No waffle house out here and the IHOP is right by the hospital which is I guess a good location for it.

[Kaveh]

No I just want some pancakes and in the morning I will buy them from a small business owner at his McDonalds franchise location and eat them with my mouth.

McDonald’s cost about $1-1.5 million for a good one in a decent area

They are increasingly being bought by equity firms. Not really the “small business owner” you’re pretending they are

[Jibartik]

whoah I found a youtuber even more hassan than hassan

Neocuckservatives get DESTROYED (https://youtu.be/8Cf99XvNtWw)

Hes as equally more angry as he is uglier than hassan.

[Reiwa]

https://i.imgur.com/g5hDQFr.jpg

[DMN]

This guy makes 400k a month, gets every meal delivered from door dash, and he rages at rich people and blames GOP for climate change.

And your solution is to give him a 30 minute advert on p99?

[Kaveh]

And your solution is to give him a 30 minute advert on p99?

Hey we agree on something. I wouldn’t click that link if I were forced to at gun point

[Jibartik]

And your solution is to give him a 30 minute advert on p99?

im trying to accelerate the collapse of society :p

[Wrekt]

hassan is a grifter. that is all.

[magnetaress]

I would not be broken up at all if Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud and Putin become world president and Kings. Honestly, I think people deserve it. They obviously deserve better, butt they deserve that AT the LEAST.

Hope this helps.

P.S. Also please make them President and Vice President and CEO of Microsoft, Unisys, Sysco, Blizzard, Sony Online Entertainment, Cocacola, Nestle, and Pepsico. And like one of those big conglomerate pharmacueticals, Pfizer, or Astrezenica, either one. Maybe also United Health Care for a one world health care system.

They can have people meat in that cool Temple, I mean, Sanctus Suru Boss Pyramid hotel in Nur Sultan to bid for contracts for operational licenses for different markets.

~this post was lovingingly hand crafted and stylized over the course of 30 minutes by a crazy person hopped up on Cool Ranch Doritos loaded with Gabbapentin. Big ticktac <3 hugs.

[Reiwa]

I would not be broken up at all if Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud and Putin become world president and Kings. Honestly, I think people deserve it. They obviously deserve better, butt they deserve that AT the LEAST.

Hope this helps.

P.S. Also please make them President and Vice President and CEO of Microsoft, Unisys, Sysco, Blizzard, Sony Online Entertainment, Cocacola, Nestle, and Pepsico. And like one of those big conglomerate pharmacueticals, Pfizer, or Astrezenica, either one. Maybe also United Health Care for a one world health care system.

They can have people meat in that cool Temple, I mean, Sanctus Suru Boss Pyramid hotel in Nur Sultan to bid for contracts for operational licenses for different markets.

~this post was lovingingly hand crafted and stylized over the course of 30 minutes by a crazy person hopped up on Cool Ranch Doritos loaded with Gabbapentin. Big ticktac <3 hugs.

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[Kaveh]

I would not be broken up at all if Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud and Putin become world president and Kings. Honestly, I think people deserve it. They obviously deserve better, butt they deserve that AT the LEAST.

Hope this helps.

P.S. Also please make them President and Vice President and CEO of Microsoft, Unisys, Sysco, Blizzard, Sony Online Entertainment, Cocacola, Nestle, and Pepsico. And like one of those big conglomerate pharmacueticals, Pfizer, or Astrezenica, either one. Maybe also United Health Care for a one world health care system.

They can have people meat in that cool Temple, I mean, Sanctus Suru Boss Pyramid hotel in Nur Sultan to bid for contracts for operational licenses for different markets.

~this post was lovingingly hand crafted and stylized over the course of 30 minutes by a crazy person hopped up on Cool Ranch Doritos loaded with Gabbapentin. Big ticktac <3 hugs.

What’s with the fascination regarding Kazakhstan?

[Reiwa]

What’s with the fascination regarding Kazakhstan?

Because they don't know about Vostochny.

Which I just found out about and now am gonna act smugly about. :p

For a long time Baikonur was a busy spot, including for the US.

[Jibartik]

What’s with the fascination regarding Kazakhstan?

because it's gonna be one of the HQ's of the 10 kingdoms

https://i.imgur.com/a59Iesa.png

[Jibartik]

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