Monkey Pox Global Health Emergency (5 Dead)

[Castle2.0]

Be afraid.

[magnetaress]

Can I have a manastone b4 the end times? I don't even remember mmy logins tho. So it would just be the thought that counts.

[magnetaress]

You ReLAlaLIzE that the fake end times are to distract from the rAeL end times, u know right?

[Jibartik]

the fake end times

OPERATION DRAGON!

UbnKSUVGMow

[Jibartik]

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-62279436

Monkeypox: WHO declares highest alert over outbreak

Since 2009, there have been seven PHEIC declarations:

the 2009 H1N1 (or swine flu) pandemic

the 2014 polio declaration

the 2014 outbreak of Ebola in Western Africa

the 2015–16 Zika virus epidemic

the 2018–20 Kivu Ebola epidemic

the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic

the ongoing 2022 monkeypox outbreak

"Gentlemen..."

https://i.imgur.com/0HWZFr1.png

[Neno]

This is why I only bang femboys now. Always clean shaven so you can givem a quick once over for any pox before smashing the bussy.

[Rainik Stormseeker]

Well, there's another critical election for the globalist types to 'win' this November, so there's that.

[magnetaress]

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-62279436



"Gentlemen..."

https://i.imgur.com/0HWZFr1.png

XD

anyway this is like that series jehrico and that other one where the electricity dont work anymore

that would free us

naw

there is going to be a miracle like fusion and free food for anyone who wants and they will give u refigeration units to chill out in while the environment heals butt ur life will suck

u will have plenty tho!

don't worry :P teeheee

if computers and all the terrorist databases on everyone and all the radios disapeared didn't work and the spies had to travel 3000 miles to communicate in person again and their fancy quantum encryption stopped working it would so level the playing field we could succesfully revolt against our masters then and the CIA couldn't just dial up the world bank for their ops u know like the money and gold in switzerlend couldnt effect anyone in LA without a massive army marching and being fed behind it anymore rather than just space pod dropped

new world is gonna be gr8 tho don't worries

[TheBardo]

Be afraid.

not the sharpest tool in the shed are you champ

[Rethalis]

It's now an international health emergency. Good news if you are not participating in random gay butt sex your chance of getting it is low. And only five people died so far.

But yeah, totally a health emergency for everybody worldwide.

[Ooloo]

This virus that has existed for like 40 years is suddenly real bad and there's an election in 3 months!

It has the word pox in it! That's pretty bad sounding ahhhh!!

[Ooloo]

To ensure safe voting this year, all ballots will be mailed to your residence and then collected and delivered by dogsled and\or smoke signals.

[Jibartik]

https://www.tiktok.com/@bertsbeess/video/7115506679130623275?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1&lang=en

Are the hospitals in the west better than russia?

https://i.imgur.com/sWsCp1p.jpg?fb

[Rainik Stormseeker]

This virus that has existed for like 40 years is suddenly real bad and there's an election in 3 months!

It has the word pox in it! That's pretty bad sounding ahhhh!!

And monkeys!

https://i.imgur.com/mQKWqt9.gif

[Jibartik]

TPtNn6wPfVQ

[Rainik Stormseeker]

TPtNn6wPfVQ

So... the outlets that this guy gets most of his information from (NBC/mainstream media), is now propagandizing him/the public? Isn't he fully vaxed/boosted, listens to the CDC's every steps, etc?

Are they just now spreading propaganda.. or?

[GinnasP99]

To ensure safe voting this year, all ballots will be mailed to your residence and then collected and delivered by dogsled and\or smoke signals.

Gondor calls for aide!

[Elizondo]

Gondor calls for aide!

k5hbLuNwV6Y

[Jibartik]

So... the outlets that this guy gets most of his information from (NBC/mainstream media), is now propagandizing him/the public? Isn't he fully vaxed/boosted, listens to the CDC's every steps, etc?

Are they just now spreading propaganda.. or?

This guy is the most retarted person I have ever seen.

He looks like he is high on coke in this video.

[robayon]

Hasan may very well be geeked up, it's fine

[Jibartik]

Hasan may very well be geeked up, it's fine

he's shaping the minds of thousands of neglecited kids :(

[robayon]

he's shaping the minds of thousands of neglecited kids :(He's a limousine liberal thirst trap, there's megachurch pastors doing far worse damage to the world by making the next generation of MTGs

[Jibartik]

I cant wait for him to be cancled. I wonder how it will be.

Underage girls?

[Toxigen]

https://i.imgur.com/dHxELyt.jpg

[Toxigen]

https://i.imgur.com/rxKuz6t.jpg

[robayon]

people are dying, there's being skeptical of the media and there's being a goddamn moron

[Toxigen]

people are dying, there's being skeptical of the media and there's being a goddamn moron

roughly the same number of people died in 2020 and 2021 as in 2018 and 2019

hope this helps

(if you took your vaxx like a good goyim you were duped and have shit for brains)

[Jibartik]

Im not worried about dying, I'm more concerned with rectal bleeding.

I heard a story about a guy who didnt eat for 5 days just because shitting was so painful.

[Reiwa]

roughly the same number of people died in 2020 and 2021 as in 2018 and 2019

This isn't true lol 😹

[Reiwa]

Here is a colorful drawing, from the CDC website:

https://i.imgur.com/UMEeX5D.jpg

Read the fookin' legend, mates.

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/UMEeX5D.jpg

what does the rate of crude oil have to do with covid?

[robayon]

I did NOT post that chart and I do NOT ever post data

[Reiwa]

I did NOT post that chart and I do NOT ever post data

It's OC too please shame me.

[Jibartik]

Monkey pox is so biblical and targeted against a group that I almost believe it's a plandemic.

https://i.imgur.com/2j4hF1Z.png


"A New Yorker" aka - this guy actually works for a Soros organization.

Could he just be a crisis actor? Could be. Probably not. but could be.

Could be biblical too, idk. Could just be a WILD coincidence.

[Reiwa]

It's OC too please shame me.

Ah I see. I fucked up the quote. 😳

[Toxigen]

brought to you by pfizer

[Kaveh]

Monkey pox is so biblical and targeted against a group that I almost believe it's a plandemic.

https://i.imgur.com/2j4hF1Z.png


"A New Yorker" aka - this guy actually works for a Soros organization.

Could he just be a crisis actor? Could be. Probably not. but could be.

Could be biblical too, idk. Could just be a WILD coincidence.

He’s wearing a Lacoste shirt and red socks

Looks like the demographic who’d get monkey pox to me (if you catch my drift)


Edit: my bad. Thought that was Lacoste

[Toxigen]

waiting for that first vox news article "pathogens are not sexually equitable and here are the gay men that are working to change that"

[Notfame]

Really doubt we have another over reaction to this based on what we saw with covid. It’s just not worth the economic impact to shut everything down. That being said, you have to be some kind of special moron (see note) to genuinely believe that the entire globe makes its decisions in public health around American election cycles.


Note: you’re not actually special or privy to information beyond basic web search queries 😂

[Toxigen]

wanna know why no one gives a fuck about monkeypox?

https://i.imgur.com/cCf7m9T.png

[Jibartik]

Im starting to think monkeypox is a 4chan troll

[Jibartik]

wanna know why no one gives a fuck about monkeypox?

https://i.imgur.com/cCf7m9T.png

https://i.imgur.com/Jxf2MaQ.gif

[Reiwa]

Lost it at piss orgy. Let's not continue. 😳

[Jibartik]

Dont search to see if he's real and not a 4chan made up guy.

[Reiwa]

Dont search to see if he's real and not a 4chan made up guy.

I uh...no, goddamnit no.

[Reiwa]

I wonder if this will be the thing that turns me bad. 🤢

[Jibartik]

I wonder if this will be the thing that turns me bad. 🤢

I like at the end he's like, well you can tell a conservative to wear a mask, but you cant tell guys to not have sex, so everyone deal w/ it.

This is why I think its a 4chan troll though, how long until people that get it blame this group, the way Biden said the pandemic was "a pandemic of the unvaccinated?"

It's a recipe for chaos.

[Jibartik]

"Its reductive to tell gay people not to have sex"

sir, what youre doing is to sex as what WWII is to having an argument.

[Reiwa]

I like at the end he's like, well you can tell a conservative to wear a mask, but you cant tell guys to not have sex, so everyone deal w/ it.

This is why I think its a 4chan troll though, how long until people that get it blame this group, the way Biden said the pandemic was "a pandemic of the unvaccinated?"

It's a recipe for chaos.

there's videos :(

[Homesteaded]

Tell me again how the gay community isn’t prone to extreme hedonism.

[robayon]

Tell me again how the gay community isn’t prone to extreme hedonism.yeah your sex life is dull, we get it

ben shapiro is an inspiration to you fellers lol

[Reiwa]

yeah your sex life is dull, we get it

ben shapiro is an inspiration to you fellers lol

Days since your last piss orgy, sir?

[Jibartik]

I'm joining the FLDS.

https://i.imgur.com/0qNSXX6.gif

[Reiwa]

I'm joining the FLDS.

https://i.imgur.com/0qNSXX6.gif

hy-ktl_yrCU

[Homesteaded]

yeah your sex life is dull, we get it

ben shapiro is an inspiration to you fellers lol

Sex isn’t the best part of life. Hope this helps.

[robayon]

Sex isn’t the best part of life. Hope this helps.Yeah but at least it is a part of mine

I do not hope this helps

[Toxigen]

piss orgy

let that sink in

[robayon]

Toxigen is envious of the piss orgy

Where's that study showing conservatives are the single largest consumer group of trans porn?

The lady protests often and loudly

[Jibartik]

Gargling piss at an orgy you dont really want to be at, to own the conservs.

[Reiwa]

Gargling piss at an orgy you dont really want to be at, to own the conservs.

I think FOSTA/SESTA has failed if this is what people are doing for money now.

KXHsWBKKNbI

[Jibartik]

I guess I do the same thing with trump to own the libs, so carry on roby!

[Elizondo]

Gargling piss at an orgy you dont really want to be at, to own the conservs.

18290

[robayon]

I guess I do the same thing with trump to own the libs, so carry on roby!I'm not being serious, the serious answer is the Democrats need to offer someone who can beat these idiots

Or make room for a Labor party or some shit but I do not think either will actually happen. They're talking about Hillary again lmfao. The only advice we should ever seek from her is how to lose

[Kaveh]

I'm not being serious, the serious answer is the Democrats need to offer someone who can beat these idiots

Or make room for a Labor party or some shit but I do not think either will actually happen. They're talking about Hillary again lmfao. The only advice we should ever seek from her is how to lose

It’s gonna be newsom vs DeSantis in ‘24

DeSantis coasts to victory

[robayon]

Gruesome Newsom and Ron DeathSantis, both literal coastal elites and I am assuming ivy league backgrounds

More of the same, the wild card being Trump torpedoing DeathSantis by exposing his Epstein island annual vacation

[Reiwa]

Gruesome Newsom and Ron DeathSantis, both literal coastal elites and I am assuming ivy league backgrounds

More of the same, the wild card being Trump torpedoing DeathSantis by exposing his Epstein island annual vacation

Only 2 weeks left until Epstein Day. Make sure to get your shopping done!

[Horza]

Gruesome Newsom and Ron DeathSantis, both literal coastal elites and I am assuming ivy league backgrounds

More of the same, the wild card being Trump torpedoing DeathSantis by exposing his Epstein island annual vacation

Trump will absolutely run as an independent and tank DeSantis if the GOP tries to stab him in the back, but you don't see me complaining.

[robayon]

What happens in two weeks? Some trial date for Ghislaine or something? I haven't been paying close attention to all of this nonsense, we just stream shows and play civ 6 all day, hopefully back home this weekend before the next cycle begins :)

[Reiwa]

What happens in two weeks? Some trial date for Ghislaine or something? I haven't been paying close attention to all of this nonsense, we just stream shows and play civ 6 all day, hopefully back home this weekend before the next cycle begins :)

Anniversary of him not killing himself.

[robayon]

The morning he definitely did not kill himself I was picking up weed from a guy who drove a bright green Jeep

I am pretty sure that was the last time I bought weed now that I think about it

[Kaveh]

Gruesome Newsom and Ron DeathSantis, both literal coastal elites and I am assuming ivy league backgrounds

More of the same, the wild card being Trump torpedoing DeathSantis by exposing his Epstein island annual vacation

I call him DeSatanist. I think I like your sobriquet more

Gavin newsom is possibly the dumbest mother fucker alive and he’s fucked up high speed rail (my number 2 political issue, #1 is people stealing handicapped spots from the handicapped). DeathSantis is at least self made to some degree. I worry about the party around him more than his actual policies, though attacking Disney is authoritarian in the extreme

[Reiwa]

I call him DeSatanist. I think I like your sobriquet more

Gavin newsom is possibly the dumbest mother fucker alive and he’s fucked up high speed rail (my number 2 political issue, #1 is people stealing handicapped spots from the handicapped). DeathSantis is at least self made to some degree. I worry about the party around him more than his actual policies, though attacking Disney is authoritarian in the extreme

Didn't he do that (https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/22/florida-gov-desantis-signs-bill-revoking-disneys-special-district-status.html) because of their loud opposition to this (https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2022/1557/BillText/er/PDF)?

prohibiting a
12 school district from adopting procedures or student
13 support forms that prohibit school district personnel
14 from notifying a parent about specified information or
15 that encourage or have the effect of encouraging a
16 student to withhold from a parent such information;
17 prohibiting school district personnel from
18 discouraging or prohibiting parental notification and
19 involvement in critical decisions affecting a
20 student's mental, emotional, or physical well-being;

[Kaveh]

Trump will absolutely run as an independent and tank DeSantis if the GOP tries to stab him in the back, but you don't see me complaining.

You’re probably right. That would be his funniest bit yet

[Jibartik]

I cant wait for you all to suffer under president Gavin Newsome.

[robayon]

I call him DeSatanist. I think I like your sobriquet more

Gavin newsom is possibly the dumbest mother fucker alive and he’s fucked up high speed rail (my number 2 political issue, #1 is people stealing handicapped spots from the handicapped). DeathSantis is at least self made to some degree. I worry about the party around him more than his actual policies, though attacking Disney is authoritarian in the extremeI am down for more high speed rail. I have been on the Shinkansen and I found it pretty impressive, as well as some of the fairly fast ones in the EU. I do little more with California neoliberal politics than roll my eyes and then enjoy hikes assuming the trail is not on fire

DeathSantis seems like the kinda guy that has pieces of Donnie and Mike, but he just doesn't seem to have the charisma score. I also admit I have never watched him speak and never will, I am going on pure vibes here.

American gestalt vibes tell me not to trust any perceived love lost between Donnie and Ronnie, though. I could see Trump picking him as a VP even if neither of them say it would work that way. I certainly don't trust the takes of their supporters, those folks don't understand a cardboard box unless it includes diagrams

[Jibartik]

We'll never have high speed rail in this country until america 2

[Ooloo]

Msnbc told me today that ron desantis is VERY BAD. Derp.

Please for the love of god just watch an opposing outlet for once. It's like watching the OJ trial except they totally omit the prosecution's entire case, and you go "Hey boy howdy I think this OJ guy is innocent and the police are just racists!". Yes, you've been duped. Grats.

[Jibartik]

Ron desantas reminds me of a sausage.

[robayon]

Msnbc told me today that ron desantis is VERY BAD. Derp.

Please for the love of god just watch an opposing outlet for once. It's like watching the OJ trial except they totally omit the prosecution's entire case, and you go "Hey boy howdy I think this OJ guy is innocent and the police are just racists!". Yes, you've been duped. Grats.swap one source of propaganda for another that has a different flavor? no, i don't think i will, and i don't watch msnbc or even have cable

you don't even know what my criticisms of ronnie are, way to assume while doing ad hominems, debate club fella

[Ooloo]

swap one source of propaganda for another that has a different flavor? no, i don't think i will, and i don't watch msnbc or even have cable

you don't even know what my criticisms of ronnie are, way to assume while doing ad hominems, debate club fella

No, although I'm glad to hear you acknowledge they are propaganda.

I am curious what your criticisms of desantis are though, genuinely.

[Reiwa]

Ron desantas reminds me of a sausage.

Looks more like a meatball to me.

[robayon]

Insert Ooloo quoted post here

I realize nobody reads all the posts but you should really stop assuming my criticisms are of the right alone. We Americans are drowning in propaganda. It's not just the news, it's cop shows, Avengers movies, Top Gun, flyovers at football games, and all of the honor the troops shit they jam down our throats. Just to name a few.

That being said, my primary gripes are 1.) he's a Republican 2.) he wears blue suits in Florida 3.) The anti-riot bill 4.) Don't say gay bill 5.) Vouchers 6.) Florida's dismal unemployment laws

[Kaveh]

My main gripe is Publix sucks

[Kaveh]

I cant wait for you all to suffer under president Gavin Newsome.

Gavin newsom will be worse than if Hunter Biden were pres

He married Kimberly gargoyle or whatever her name is, YIKES

[Homesteaded]

High Speed Rail? This is America where space is vast. Not some European AoE pull. Dream on terrorist.

[robayon]

My main gripe is Publix sucksWhat! I mean I usually shop at Kroger because they are at least a union shop, though they're both evil... but Publix definitely has better bakery and usually better store brand shit. Maybe I have just become too much of an Alton Brown fanboy.

High Speed Rail? This is America where space is vast. Not some European AoE pull. Dream on terrorist.Can't tell if you are referring to me or Kaveh as a terrorist, but that's a lovely example of why you're absolutely nothing like that guy in the Bible you say you admire or that guy in your avatar.

I am not an engineer and I am guessing you aren't, but I am pretty sure you can build railroads over vast distances.

You ever been outside of the USA, Homesteaded?

[Reiwa]

Maybe I have just become too much of an Alton Brown fanboy.


Too true (https://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=298182)

Fans of Alton Brown's show Good Eats might remember that in the early years of the show many of the "grocery store scenes" were filmed at Kroger stores in the northern Atlanta suburbs. Astute viewers might have noticed that for the past couple of years the "grocery store scenes" have been filmed in Whole Foods\Harry's Farmer's Market stores or in small "boutique" food shops.

Ever wonder what happened to Kroger?

They apparently accused Alton of shoplifting during a trip he made there researching the "yogurt episode". From a cached Google archive of his blog:

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Powdered Milk

After pouring over yogurt research for hours on end this Sunday, I finally got an idea that I could invest in: a fast, easy and delicious method for making yogurt from scratch. Experiments would be required.

I threw my worthless hound in the truck and struck out for hardware - a few jars from the Container Store, a shiny new probe thermometer (Pyrex I might add - nice design) from BB&B and a secret weapon or two from Target. Then, I turned towards a quality mega-mart for software.

Upon entering the market and snagging a hand basket I spied a Krispy Kreme display (strategically placed) featuring a food I have a tough time resisting: donut holes - Krispy Kreme donut holes. Since I hadn't eaten all day, their siren song was strong. Before I knew it a box was in my basket. Somewhere between the canned goods and the bakery, discipline and good manners dissolved in a puddle of lust and I cracked the carton and gobbled not one but two of the luscious nuggets. I could have done the entire box but that would have made an ugly scene.

My hunger temporarily silenced, I returned to my research. The "natural" dairy case presented me with several half gallons of milk with varying fat contents and a couple of yogurts with culture counts high enough to use as starters. The last thing on my list was powdered milk so I cut up through soft drinks to get to the baking aisle. I only made it halfway up before spotting another guilty pleasure: Tab - the only soft drink I like (something about that saccharine aftertaste I guess). Since my hand basket runneth over I had to empty the contents and repack to make room for six pack.

Five minutes later I finally gave up on the powdered milk and headed for the checkout. As soon as I settled up I was approached by what I thought to be a loyal GE fan wanting to chat about skirt steak or maybe the merits of tapioca as a thickener. Believe it or not, talking to people in markets is the best part of my job.

But, before I could say "kosher salt" the rather large gentleman flashed a badge and "escorted" me to the managers office, where he made me feel even more at home by cuffing my hands behind my back. He then confronted me with my crime.

The donut holes.

I'd left the donut holes on the shelf in the soft drink aisle.

I'd opened the box, eaten two of the holes and abandoned the rest.

Busted - like Benjamin Bunny.

I apologized profusely for my absent mindedness and stupidity. I tried to explain that I had been deep in thought, trying to work out a food experiment that was a bit over my head.

The officer told me not to patronize him and asked me if I could make $500 bond. I told him that I wouldn't be able to get hold of that kind of cash until morning which seemed to amuse him a bit. As they ran a background check the store manager took the opportunity [to] lecture me on the evils of stealing. When I assured him that despite their deliciousness I had no intention of attempting to lift a two dollar box of donut holes, he just shook his head and said "It's not like we don't put out plenty of samples". With that he headed off into the store, perhaps to keep an eye on that toddler on aisle 3.

As my captor and another, newly arrived officer conferred over my record (a couple of traffic tickets - no arrests) and my possible fate, I thought back to all the days I'd spent shooting scenes for Good Eats scenes in stores belonging to this chain. I thought about dropping names - I knew who the manager's boss was and his boss too, but I didn't. The way I figured it, it shouldn't have mattered. This could have happened to anyone - my mom for instance. I wondered if my daughter had been with me if they would have called family services.

Forty five minutes later they decided to let me go. I really think it was the fact that I'd left my dog in the car that loosened them up. If they'd hauled me downtown there would have been a howling basset/beagle mix in the parking lot and that couldn't be good for business.

Of course they took my picture for store records and made me sign a form saying that I understood that I had been given a criminal trespass warning and that if I ever set foot in that particular mega-mart again I would be arrested "on the spot". I assured the officer and the manager that they didn't have to worry about that one bit. I was then uncuffed and escorted downstairs where I was allowed to pay for my doughnut holes.

In the end I know what happened was my own fault. After all, it was me who picked up the donut hole box. I knowingly opened said box and purposely ate two of them. I then "conveniently" left them on a shelf in the soft drink aisle. I also know that shoplifting is a serious issue to American retailers.

But what if:

What if a store employee had simply said, "Sir, you forgot your doughnut holes" and handed me the box before I had moved past the register and into custody? I would have been a thankful, happy customer. I have to think that this approach would have required a lot less of the store's manpower. They could have kept a loyal customer rather than losing one.

So what did I learn? I learned to not assume that I live in a world where a person can make a simple mistake without getting his picture taken in cuffs for "the record". I learned that I don't like handcuffs. I learned that I'll have to find another grocery chain to shoot Good Eats in. And I learned that one should never, ever open a package of anything in a grocery store.

The donut holes were great though.

[robayon]

Oh, Alton, you zany goober. That is a very fun story. Thank you for sharing, Reiwa. I have seen probably half of the episodes of Good Eats out of the Altonverse, and some of his reality show schlock... I just like that he explains his methods thoroughly and goes into the history of food. I am a big dork about food history. When I roast peppers over open flame I use the method he showed me! I always hoped one day I'd run into him somewhere and have an incredibly awkward bro moment.

[Kaveh]

High Speed Rail? This is America where space is vast. Not some European AoE pull. Dream on terrorist.

We only have flights because the airlines get bailed out every 5-10 years dumb ass

If that money was spent on rail you might be surprised. Then again, you’re an alcoholic nascar fan so no, you wouldn’t grasp any part of return on investment

[Kaveh]

What! I mean I usually shop at Kroger because they are at least a union shop, though they're both evil... but Publix definitely has better bakery and usually better store brand shit. Maybe I have just become too much of an Alton Brown fanboy.

Can't tell if you are referring to me or Kaveh as a terrorist, but that's a lovely example of why you're absolutely nothing like that guy in the Bible you say you admire or that guy in your avatar.

I am not an engineer and I am guessing you aren't, but I am pretty sure you can build railroads over vast distances.

You ever been outside of the USA, Homesteaded?

Publix sucks compared to HEB, Texas’ major grocery

[Jibartik]

4chan has to be the ones behind monkeypox

9HMO9FI-MZQ

[Homesteaded]

We only have flights because the airlines get bailed out every 5-10 years dumb ass

If that money was spent on rail you might be surprised. Then again, you’re an alcoholic nascar fan so no, you wouldn’t grasp any part of return on investment

Tell me again how a high speed rail system from NY to LA will work. We can't even get a pipeline that provides necessary resources built without some bullshit hippies having an issue. But we're supposed to build a high speed rail system to service the continental USA? It's a pipe dream. It would be great but it's not happening.

Alcoholic nascar fan, this is true. Unlike you I'm honest about who I am. Mr Patriam wannabe, bullshit persona that no one buys. You're a blustering ego maniac.

[Jibartik]

Didn't California fail at building highspeed rail in its own state?

[Elizondo]

Monkeypox is awesome

Only Woketards affected by Schlong Covid

[Jibartik]

Another reason high speed rail wont work here is because Americans cant stand to be in the vicinity of other Americans and we have no respect for each other at all full stop.

[robayon]

You're a blustering ego maniac.Hell yeah the forums miserable, alcoholic, narcissist called the forums out of touch rich old man a blustering egomaniac out of sheer envy

Anyways, hope when they build the high speed rail from New York to LA it comes through Minnesota and they have to do an eminent domain on your stolen land

[Kaveh]

Tell me again how a high speed rail system from NY to LA will work. We can't even get a pipeline that provides necessary resources built without some bullshit hippies having an issue. But we're supposed to build a high speed rail system to service the continental USA? It's a pipe dream. It would be great but it's not happening.

Alcoholic nascar fan, this is true. Unlike you I'm honest about who I am. Mr Patriam wannabe, bullshit persona that no one buys. You're a blustering ego maniac.

I said NY to LA? Don’t care what you buy redneck, you don’t believe your very unpopular hero lost the last election

We got to the moon. Eisenhower faced the same opposition before we had highways. Stop drinking and put that money in a 529 for your kids

[Kaveh]

Another reason high speed rail wont work here is because Americans cant stand to be in the vicinity of other Americans and we have no respect for each other at all full stop.

Nah we do great in person. He wouldn’t call me a terrorist in real life because I’m too handsome to disrespect. The internet made us all, myself included, shit heads

[robayon]

Not me, I am nice in real life and talk to strangers frequently. Trains are cool especially because of their general efficiency, and you meet the people who are unwilling or unable to fly. And they sometimes have bars.

[Jibartik]

Nah we do great in person. He wouldn’t call me a terrorist in real life because I’m too handsome to disrespect. The internet made us all, myself included, shit heads

do you remember what happened to the air travel during covid when prices were so low or do I need to supply you with a few public freakout links?

[Kaveh]

Jib our airlines lobby to not allow foreign competition on domestic flights and they routinely need bailouts to stay in business, including during Covid

After our banks, they suck the most of any industry I can think of

But sure, send links if you think it’ll Prove our airlines aren’t welfare queens

[Kaveh]

Not me, I am nice in real life and talk to strangers frequently. Trains are cool especially because of their general efficiency, and you meet the people who are unwilling or unable to fly. And they sometimes have bars.

I like trains as well

I talk to strangers because southern culture is friendly, as is persian culture. I’m saying we’re worse versions of ourselves on the internet

[Reiwa]

Nah we do great in person. He wouldn’t call me a terrorist in real life because I’m too handsome to disrespect. The internet made us all, myself included, shit heads

Rob is still a terrorist. :p

[Kaveh]

Glad he no longer backs the Kurds, that’s for sure

Armenia was always the most loyal satrapy. Never forget

[Reiwa]

Rob is still a terrorist. :p

I forgot there are new rules, so I will amend:

Person of terrorism and/or terrorist bodies

Thank you.

[Homesteaded]

Hell yeah the forums miserable, alcoholic, narcissist called the forums out of touch rich old man a blustering egomaniac out of sheer envy

Anyways, hope when they build the high speed rail from New York to LA it comes through Minnesota and they have to do an eminent domain on your stolen land

Did I tell you about my vast farmland I rent out? Didn’t think I did…

[robayon]

Did I tell you about my vast farmland I rent out? Didn’t think I did…Despite my own alcoholism I am pretty sure I remember you saying your Homestead was in Minnesota at some point. One of the M-states, I'm fairly confident. If I am wrong please don't correct me it's funnier

[Homesteaded]

I live in MN on a 5 acre lot about 40 minutes outside of the twin cities. I also own farm land that I rent out. So you all can add wealth to my list of attributes. Thank you.

[robayon]

* Deeply afraid of sexual intercourse
* Hates minorities
* Insecure about finances
* Mammonite
* Self-loathing

Okay I'll update my spreadsheet, you're welcome

[Toxigen]

i dont come in contact with homosexuals do i dont care about monkeypox

just like im not old and obese so i dont care about covid

[Jibartik]

*goes to bathroom at a rest stop

[robayon]

i dont come in contact with homosexuals do i dont care about monkeypox

just like im not old and obese so i dont care about covidyeah not seeing past yourself is a central tenet to the art of being a selfish scumbag. it's why you sociopaths are so opposed to any form of collectivism, despite being the primary beneficiaries of it.

[Homesteaded]

I think the issue is we don’t believe real help can come from external sources. Answers and health come from within.

[Jibartik]

My insperational quote of the day: word struggling because all the heros died in wars and all the cowards got the medals.


https://i.imgur.com/6DtXCqO.png

[robayon]

I think the issue is we don’t believe real help can come from external sources. Answers and health come from within.he said, as he pulled up the ladder behind him, patted himself on the back for being a good conservative christian, and prayed to a higher power that either doesn't exist or is a non-interventionist

call it what you want, the rest of us who you repeatedly refuse to help see through this selfish bullshit

[robayon]

america should just change "e pluribus unum" to "fuck you, got mine", it would be thematically appropriate

[Reiwa]

america should just change "e pluribus unum" to "fuck you, got mine", it would be thematically appropriate

Torvonnilous (https://www.giantbomb.com/torvonnilous/3005-13759/) is the Lord of Greed. He is a demigod plotting new methods of growing his already expansive wealth. In most lore, he is depicted as a Human man wearing the finest silks and most beautiful jewelry ever seen. The magnificent gems and precious metals shine brightly, making sure any that set eyes upon him will recognize his wealth. He often carries an obsidian cane topped with a platinum dragon head. Torvonnilous cares about no one other than himself, but is not truly evil.

[Jibartik]

america should just change "e pluribus unum" to "fuck you, got mine", it would be thematically appropriate

floating alien triangle eye ship flyng over and spraying magic on the people.

[robayon]

yeah i am not up on my eq lore, i'd call them mammonites but only catholics care about that. i guess. and conservative catholics will be able to summon a biblical "justification" for any evil behavior.

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/YACqt3f.png

https://i.imgur.com/k1rD9dr.png

[GinnasP99]

O2YlKnoGtEw

Nah meen.

[Arteker]

yeah i am not up on my eq lore, i'd call them mammonites but only catholics care about that. i guess. and conservative catholics will be able to summon a biblical "justification" for any evil behavior.

of course thats the reason u alive, we preach no abortion remember, so even creeps like u have right to exist.:o

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/uWQyPL1.png

[magnetaress]

virgin corona chad monkeypox

[Kaveh]

of course thats the reason u alive, we preach no abortion remember, so even creeps like u have right to exist.:o

Only force of law is why women have carried children until now?

Boy oh boy, didn’t know we were that fucked up as a species

[robayon]

of course thats the reason u alive, we preach no abortion remember, so even creeps like u have right to exist.:omy mother isn't catholic but she is pro-choice

[robayon]

i do not understand the benefit of making a bot post here of all places

[Jibartik]

That is one wide net they are casting lol

[magnetaress]

Dear daily dairy. I have a really bad headache and feel like I am dying especially badly right now. Not faster than a few days tho.

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/uWQyPL1.png

This is fine.

It's always been this way. It used to just be more confined to the capitals and political hubs. And power base. Everyone is LARPing big these days tho.

[Rethalis]

oh look, yet another virus jumped from animals to humans in china for the quadrillinth time (https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/doctors-in-china-detect-new-langya-virus-35-people-infected/ar-AA10tTBL?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=d3e3f5b16dc64447be910a17590eaec8)

[Jibartik]

ligma BALLS

amiright

[magnetaress]

Dear dairy migraine and cramps have subsided. I feel like I may make it through the rest of the weee morning hours.