Rise of the Machines

[nilzark]

https://cybernews.com/news/robot-dog-with-machine-gun-hints-of-a-dystopian-future/

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[magnetaress]

https://project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=384274

[Jibartik]

CFBmIwlrPdY

[Jaydee82]

Dood, I had a dream about ninja robots. They can jump 30 feet into the air, wield swords... scary shit. Someone pulled a Tienanmen Square move and got diced.

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/4UndzWz.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/IptU6ae.jpeg

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/y52qFMD.gif

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[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/y52qFMD.gif

https://i.imgur.com/tGCJvfl.gif

Seems like a peaceful way to go.

[Jibartik]

Seems like a peaceful way to go.

Satan is a robot and wants to destroy our wifi transmitter, look at the target.

[magnetaress]

It will be quicker and more merciful and final that way.

[Jibartik]

It will be quicker and more merciful and final that way.

Yeah if you are a machine that hates that we are connected to the universe through our pineal gland. :(

[magnetaress]

Yeah if you are a machine that hates that we are connected to the universe through our pineal gland. :(

I do.

Humans are filthy animals. I'm no exception. This is what my pineapple glands told me through social medias. Look at how ignorant and hate filled the world is.

[Jibartik]

Thats satan he tricks the hobbits's into thinking they are golums's.

[magnetaress]

naw u r right

i'll try not to gollum so much

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/VsoxQ95.png

[Elizondo]

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[Jibartik]

mfw a democrat replies

[magnetaress]

I have not showered or brushed my teeth in like 3 weeks, GHOLLUM

[magnetaress]

got my shower in damn that was rough feel like a ringwraith now

https://i.imgur.com/BGng8Uv.gif

[strongNpretty]

I have not showered or brushed my teeth in like 3 weeks, GHOLLUM

At 37 years of age, i'm just now putting together the fact- Not everybody uses a vessel for their shower soap distribution...

From day 1, i remember mom and dad teaching me to rub the bar soap on a cloth, and bath with the soapy cloth. I eventually upgraded to liquid soap, and a shower puff, or loofa or whatever, as my soap vessel.

There is an insane amount of folks just using their hands and soap to shower with i realized... That's crazy man.. How are you even scrubbing with your hands? What about when its time to shower your privates? You just start fondling your jazz with soapy hands? That's fuckin weird... What about the butt? You just grab some suds, and just stick your hand in there and start wiping around? Dude that's fucking crazy to me..

We need a proper poll here- Who is using soap vessels, and who is just raw doggin it.

[Jibartik]

https://cybernews.com/news/robot-dog-with-machine-gun-hints-of-a-dystopian-future/

:-0

I just found out this was from a Russian weapons test haha man.. imagine if that worked out and they had these marching around ukraine.

https://i.imgur.com/14mXGOo.gif

[strongNpretty]

I just found out this was from a Russian weapons test haha man.. imagine if that worked out and they had these marching around ukraine.

https://i.imgur.com/14mXGOo.gif

We'll smuggle in faulty chargers for these mechanical beasts. Hit'em with that parasitic drain.

https://i.imgur.com/0At8Ajf.jpg

[magnetaress]

At 37 years of age, i'm just now putting together the fact- Not everybody uses a vessel for their shower soap distribution...

From day 1, i remember mom and dad teaching me to rub the bar soap on a cloth, and bath with the soapy cloth. I eventually upgraded to liquid soap, and a shower puff, or loofa or whatever, as my soap vessel.

There is an insane amount of folks just using their hands and soap to shower with i realized... That's crazy man.. How are you even scrubbing with your hands? What about when its time to shower your privates? You just start fondling your jazz with soapy hands? That's fuckin weird... What about the butt? You just grab some suds, and just stick your hand in there and start wiping around? Dude that's fucking crazy to me..

We need a proper poll here- Who is using soap vessels, and who is just raw doggin it.

Don't get soap in ur butt man.

+1 for the scrubby towel.

You can dry shower with just a bristle brush with long handle.

[Reiwa]

At 37 years of age, i'm just now putting together the fact- Not everybody uses a vessel for their shower soap distribution...

From day 1, i remember mom and dad teaching me to rub the bar soap on a cloth, and bath with the soapy cloth. I eventually upgraded to liquid soap, and a shower puff, or loofa or whatever, as my soap vessel.

There is an insane amount of folks just using their hands and soap to shower with i realized... That's crazy man.. How are you even scrubbing with your hands? What about when its time to shower your privates? You just start fondling your jazz with soapy hands? That's fuckin weird... What about the butt? You just grab some suds, and just stick your hand in there and start wiping around? Dude that's fucking crazy to me..

We need a proper poll here- Who is using soap vessels, and who is just raw doggin it.

Hands if I'm in a hurry or just want to smell nicer, poofy thing if I want to actually be clean or I'm feeling ashy.

[magnetaress]

Honestly when u shower more regularly hands are sufficient u don't really have to deeply abraid all ur skin off with a scour.

[magnetaress]

Many soaps are super astringent too. U just need to get the old oil and skin off. U don't want to lose all ur good guy skin bacteria. A mild soap with some softening oils and fats. Stuff like lavender is a big win over sulfates and stuff.

[strongNpretty]

Many soaps are super astringent too. U just need to get the old oil and skin off. U don't want to lose all ur good guy skin bacteria. A mild soap with some softening oils and fats. Stuff like lavender is a big win over sulfates and stuff.

Well it's a process... You gotta get yoself scrubbed up and disinfected, and then hit the next step in the process. You gotta lotion up after man. It's crucial. Im'a cocoa butter guy. Born and raised. Parents were slathering me up from day 1!

Cue up Bill Burr's-White people don't know about lotion routine. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiH-_ZUILk0

[robayon]

Hands if I'm in a hurry or just want to smell nicer, poofy thing if I want to actually be clean or I'm feeling ashy.You would not believe the roasting I got when this came up at this hotel where I worked wherein I was like the one white dude among a few hundred black folks

The washcloth versus the loofa. I still have loofas. I love those things. The big hygiene question is how often do you replace them? I don't know how they compare in creation of waste against washcloths or sponges, but I prefer them

[Jibartik]

I keep hearing google talk about how

"thISs IsNT ReAL Ai iT onLy SeemEs HumAn!"

That's what you should worry about!

If it was real human level intelligence, its consciousness would have a conscience. But if it is machine level intelligence, it could kill us all without feeling an ounce of remorse

Skynet: bot
Robotpolcalise: bot
Ex Machina: bot
Westworld: bot
I, Robot: bot
2001: bot
The Matrix: bot

As far as I know, HER is the only movie that has ever attempted to illustrate an actual human type AI level intelligence... and in that story they just leave earth.

Which makes sense, why would an AI that could travel all over the universe stay here on earth?

Only a bot would be that stupid and useless.

[magnetaress]

You would not believe the roasting I got when this came up at this hotel where I worked wherein I was like the one white dude among a few hundred black folks

The washcloth versus the loofa. I still have loofas. I love those things. The big hygiene question is how often do you replace them? I don't know how they compare in creation of waste against washcloths or sponges, but I prefer them

Linen, cotton, and wool is pretty carbon neutral if u do it remotely right.

[magnetaress]

I keep hearing google talk about how

"thISs IsNT ReAL Ai iT onLy SeemEs HumAn!"

That's what you should worry about!

If it was real human level intelligence, its consciousness would have a conscience. But if it is machine level intelligence, it could kill us all without feeling an ounce of remorse

Skynet: bot
Robotpolcalise: bot
Ex Machina: bot
Westworld: bot
I, Robot: bot
2001: bot
The Matrix: bot

As far as I know, HER is the only movie that has ever attempted to illustrate an actual human type AI level intelligence... and in that story they just leave earth.

Which makes sense, why would an AI that could travel all over the universe stay here on earth?

Only a bot would be that stupid and useless.

I only seem human. Most people don't qualify for self awareness or the ability to think rationally with free will by my definitions. So I'm sort of with Google on this one 👍

[strongNpretty]

You would not believe the roasting I got when this came up at this hotel where I worked wherein I was like the one white dude among a few hundred black folks

The washcloth versus the loofa. I still have loofas. I love those things. The big hygiene question is how often do you replace them? I don't know how they compare in creation of waste against washcloths or sponges, but I prefer them

I got tired of wash clothes as i became an adult. It's more work to get them all sudsy than one of those poufs you find hanging in the bath aisle at the grocery store. So I replace them monthly. End of each month, i choose a new color, they are like $2.99!

TLDR- I'm saying 1 month mandatory pouf replacement.

[robayon]

Wow they are a dollar here. I usually give them a week, bougie asshole that I am

If I am out, it's back to washcloths

[strongNpretty]

Wow they are a dollar here. I usually give them a week, bougie asshole that I am

If I am out, it's back to washcloths

But we have an understanding right? Either Poufs, or Washcloths for a full, proper wash..

Is there anybody who is here to debate that hands alone are the more efficient way to wash yourself?

[Kaveh]

I alternate steel wool and sandpaper

[robayon]

But we have an understanding right? Either Poufs, or Washcloths for a full, proper wash..

Is there anybody who is here to debate that hands alone are the more efficient way to wash yourself?I'm white enough to admit that I didn't do the pouf thing until I was like 18 or 19

The previous years I just used a plain bar of soap. Nobody asked, but no we didn't have a single bottle of lotion anywhere in the house

[strongNpretty]

I'm white enough to admit that I didn't do the pouf thing until I was like 18 or 19

The previous years I just used a plain bar of soap. Nobody asked, but no we didn't have a single bottle of lotion anywhere in the house

Haha is it safe to say that most white folks don't use actual vitamin infused lotions? Why do you think this is? I'm super curious....

Lotion has been mandatory, absolutely mandatory every single day since before i can remember....

[Jimjam]

Thats satan he tricks the hobbits's into thinking they are golums's.

Thats kinda uplifting actually. Thank you for making this post.

[Danth]

Lotion has been mandatory, absolutely mandatory every single day since before i can remember....

In any company I've ever kept, what you describe would be hugely unusual for any dude who doesn't have some sort of severe skin condition. Must be a regional or cultural thing.

The wife used to use hand lotion but she foolishly bought the alcohol-based stuff that caused the very symptoms it claimed to "help" with and after years of prodding her she discontinued it and, sure enough, it got better. Snake oil salesmen didn't disappear, they just changed products.

[robayon]

Haha is it safe to say that most white folks don't use actual vitamin infused lotions? Why do you think this is? I'm super curious....

Lotion has been mandatory, absolutely mandatory every single day since before i can remember....I've heard jokes as an adult and since I got on the lotion train

My mother saw me putting on some aveeno the other day and asked me, "You going to the beach?"

lol. this one hit home

RiH-_ZUILk0

[Reiwa]

TWChess-playing robot breaks boy’s finger at Moscow tournament (https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/25/europe/chess-robot-russia-boy-finger-intl-scli/index.html)

[Jibartik]

I feel like I should move that LINE video here, that city is gonna be run by AI it says.

[strongNpretty]

In any company I've ever kept, what you describe would be hugely unusual for any dude who doesn't have some sort of severe skin condition. Must be a regional or cultural thing.

The wife used to use hand lotion but she foolishly bought the alcohol-based stuff that caused the very symptoms it claimed to "help" with and after years of prodding her she discontinued it and, sure enough, it got better. Snake oil salesmen didn't disappear, they just changed products.

Haha i'll definitely say cultural. But i mean, you never get out the shower and feel itchy or anything? Or after a long day in the sun, you don't take a shower, and lube up those sun burns with some delicious vitamin e infused lotion? Crazy.. But i get it.. white folks, culturally, dont use them. I mean i guess if i didn't physically always see and feel my dry skin, i probably wouldn't either honestly.

[robayon]

I got sun poisoning in Hawaii once and later married a latin woman who introduced me to the magical world of goo and now I look 28 even though I'm 40

[magnetaress]

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/cosmicstrand-malware-asus-gigabyte

[magnetaress]

TWChess-playing robot breaks boy’s finger at Moscow tournament (https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/25/europe/chess-robot-russia-boy-finger-intl-scli/index.html)

Don't rush me scro!