Hand of Piffen recruiting

[Knuckle]

We are looking for young, underage white females to join our guild. We are a minority but we hope to change that with the guiding hand of piffen leading us to sweet, vanilla sugar.

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh4/estrang87/younghandofpiffen.jpg

That's right baby, keep looking at the camera, I got some B&J wine coolers.

[Ihealyou]

I would quit life alert to join this guild not even kidding

[Doors]

I'm in.

[Yiblaan]

Glad to see 2 of the Repliers are Members in my guild so after going to join Piffen :(

[Yiblaan]

Id Disband my guild for this, but the white guy in that pic isn't my type

[xshayla701]

Id Disband my guild for this, but the white guy in that pic isn't my type

what about piffen?

[marke]

Offical Guild Charter

prerequisites: SWAGGGGG & End-game raiding experience from either Everquest Live or other MMORPG. If you don't have this, you're going to have to learn it on the fly. It's a lot harder, but it's do-able. Ultimately if you learn quickly you will be ok but if you don't, we will leave you behind and mock you!

1.) Raid plans and schedule

Hand of Piffen (HoP) is first and foremost a raiding guild. We will try our best to be raiding >9000 times a week.

1a.) Raid Attendance

We show up, then we blow up. Money out the ass, that's gross, makes me throw up.

1b.) Raiding Timezone

ALL OF 'EM. FUCK CLOCKS *****.

1c.) Leaving A Raid Early

Where in the hell you think you got to be at 'sides raiding?

2.) Code of Conduct

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luKaqCjgp_A

2a.) Maturity in HoP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HrJ48zm08

2b.) Cheating and Exploits

HoP don't give no fucks. If we had a trader's satchel full of fucks, none of them would reach the buyer's market at any time in the coming future.

2c.) Disciplinary Action

Fuck the police

3.) Application Process

You gotta be goin' H.A.M. to get noticed. HARDER THEN A MOTHERFUCKER.

4.) Loot rules

I'm tryna get hood rich, *****. Piffen got dibs on the whole stack.

[Yiblaan]

Offical Guild Charter

Forewarning: End-game raiding experience from either Everquest Live or other MMORPG. If you don't have this, you're going to have to learn it on the fly. It's a lot harder, but it's do-able. Ultimately if you learn quickly you will be ok but if you don't, we will leave you behind and mock you!

1.) Raid plans and schedule

Hand of Piffen (HoP) is first and foremost a raiding guild. We will try our best to be raiding >9000 times a week.

1a.) Raid Attendance

We show up, then we blow up. Money out the ass, that's gross, makes me throw up.

1b.) Raiding Timezone

ALL OF 'EM. FUCK CLOCKS *****.

1c.) Leaving A Raid Early

Where in the hell you think you got to be at 'sides raiding?

2.) Code of Conduct

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luKaqCjgp_A

2a.) Maturity in BDA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HrJ48zm08

2b.) Cheating and Exploits

HoP don't give no fucks. If we had a trader's satchel full of fucks, none of them would reach the buyer's market at any time in the coming future.

2c.) Disciplinary Action

Fuck the police

3.) Application Process

You gotta be goin' H.A.M. to get noticed. HARDER THEN A MOTHERFUCKER.

4.) Loot rules

I'm tryna get hood rich, *****. Piffen got dibs on the whole stack.


Can one of my Alts join?

[Knuckle]

Marke I like your enthusiasm but only your hand gets a free-in to the guild, rest of your body still has to app.

[xnolanx]

lol so hard @ this

[Alex]

Between the content of the thread and the tags, is this all just a big racist joke because the community found out Piffen is black?

Or does he have this coming, i know nothing about the guy.

Just genuinely curious.

[xnolanx]

possibly a combination of the two.. but who really knows what really goes on over these forums...

[marke]

Between the content of the thread and the tags, is this all just a big racist joke because the community found out Piffen is black?

Or does he have this coming, i know nothing about the guy.

Just genuinely curious.

i'm a good guy, and the forums can never be taken seriously. so together those two things equal out to big laughs when i first saw this post. i feel like these forums are finally starting to get some funny.

keep it going cool cats. +1

Pledge Eta Theta Pi for 2011 (HoP)

[TheBlackSheep]

Good stuff, this.

Azorath

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

We are looking for young, underage white females to join our guild. We are a minority but we hope to change that with the guiding hand of piffen leading us to sweet, vanilla sugar.

http://i52.tinypic.com/2le1feq.jpg

[Koota]

Hey Abacab, can you post more of those stupid ass WoW achievement borders on pictures? THEY ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS BRO. KEEP POSTING BRO.

[Extunarian]

Hey Abacab, can you post more of those stupid ass WoW achievement borders on pictures? THEY ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS BRO. KEEP POSTING BRO.

Seriously, it's like he's not even trying anymore.

[Messianic]

Hey Abacab, can you post more of those stupid ass WoW achievement borders on pictures? THEY ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS BRO. KEEP POSTING BRO.

Seriously, it's like he's not even trying anymore.

He's lost his way. Old Cab needs to make a comeback.

[xnolanx]

i personally thought that was clever...

[Doors]

lol @ the piffen haters.

[Lemmy]

Do you guys have a level requirement?

[Excision Rottun]

Do you guys have a level requirement?

9+ inches.

[Shaun421]

Well I've got a lvl 9 plus... some inches. Does that count?

[TheBlackSheep]

Is that requirement in internet inches, or IRL inches?

Az

[marke]

Is that requirement in internet inches, or IRL inches?

Az

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/183831-1/Ronaldo_lolsatyou.gif?

[Lemmy]

9+ inches.
Does foreskin count?

[Leolan]

Piffen you are the shit man, keep doin what you're doin.

Knuckle, god I've been holding this back for too long. You crack me up bro, the brad pitt avatar and the fact you are one of the ugliest inbred looking farm animals I've ever seen is just too ironic.

Move this to RnF for the fun times please.

[Knuckle]

Piffen you are the shit man, keep doin what you're doin.

Knuckle, god I've been holding this back for too long. You crack me up bro, the brad pitt avatar and the fact you are one of the ugliest inbred looking farm animals I've ever seen is just too ironic.

Move this to RnF for the fun times please.

You upset bro? Thanks for the compliment.

[marke]

We'll be raiding Neriak in a few days on level 1 humans with names that start with "Football". We'll organize a soul binder to bind everyone who makes it inside the city. This will be our first superbowl everyone, be excited.

[Knuckle]

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh4/estrang87/younghand-1.jpg

Here's a screenshot from a recent kedge raid.

[Athosblack]

rofl

[Piff]

grats to Lemmy on the Sunglasses of Solitude (+15 charisma) super rare drop.

[Knuckle]

Still looking for some quality players.

[SyanideGas]

Underage white girls...Genius! xD

[Alex]

Piff are you the token negro of your group? Also, do you get any action from those white chicks or are you more of an adorable perma friend zone guy.

[JayDee]

ashy elbows LFGuild

[Piff]

Piff are you the token negro of your group? Also, do you get any action from those white chicks or are you more of an adorable perma friend zone guy.

i'm fairly certain you have a folder containing all of the pictures i've posted on the forums and browse them regularly. frankly, you're on my dick really hard right now and need to stop thinking so hard about the photos. always got love for my admirers though.. PM me for an autographed pic.

[Haul]

i'm fairly certain you have a folder containing all of the pictures i've posted on the forums and browse them regularly. frankly, you're on my dick really hard right now and need to stop thinking so hard about the photos. always got love for my admirers though.. PM me for an autographed pic.

hahaha

[Alex]

i'm fairly certain you have a folder containing all of the pictures i've posted on the forums and browse them regularly. frankly, you're on my dick really hard right now and need to stop thinking so hard about the photos. always got love for my admirers though.. PM me for an autographed pic.

I seem to have hit a nerve! Sorry man didn't mean to stir you up that bad, was just curious

[Piff]

I seem to have hit a nerve! Sorry man didn't mean to stir you up that bad, was just curious

that's more like it.

[Hasbinbad]

You're not gay, you're
just curious
.

[guineapig]

If this is an actual guild on the server send me a PM and I will reopen this thread.

Otherwise, joke threads to not belong in the guild discussion forum.