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Stasis01
05-09-2022, 08:35 PM
Brobb and Wudan are doing Lguk, specifically assassin for guises.

Akinn and Quil make deal with Brobb to farm FBSS and leave each other alone.

Little necro named Rast comes in and trains Wudan to smithereens as they kill the assassin.

Akinn ninjas the Guise, which was supposed to go to Frodo.

Brobb starts spamming OOC that its a real piece of shit move to steal a pixel that he's trying to get for a guy with downsyndrome IRL.

I don't think anyone can top that 1 but I'll hear any contenders.

PatChapp
05-09-2022, 08:48 PM
Brobb and Wudan are doing Lguk, specifically assassin for guises.

Akinn and Quil make deal with Brobb to farm FBSS and leave each other alone.

Little necro named Rast comes in and trains Wudan to smithereens as they kill the assassin.

Akinn ninjas the Guise, which was supposed to go to Frodo.

Brobb starts spamming OOC that its a real piece of shit move to steal a pixel that he's trying to get for a guy with downsyndrome IRL.

I don't think anyone can top that 1 but I'll hear any contenders.


Not the same level, but more heartwarming for me.

Farting around with my wizard buddy in blackburrow, some douche named Queix has the audacity to try to kill some of our gnolls.
We attack,root him and he gates out because queix doesn't pvp. Next day, were in nk or something and see queix in OOC warning people that the mean pvpers are in nk and to be wary

Darksinga
05-09-2022, 09:19 PM
Zone into LGuk. Full group of whatever Fatbella’s guild at the time is doing Evil Eye. Apparently 20 or some odd hours no manastone.

I run down to the camp and solo the EE on a Bard. When EE is about 30% I start getting nuked by a x2 mage combo. Rather than dumping two lava bolts into the EE and KSing me, they continue to attempt to blast. I water dance until the EE dies, but pets have me mega low life.

EE dies, I loot a manastone, and retire in the Isle of Refuge.

Gustoo
05-09-2022, 11:04 PM
Man the days of warning people about a PK in zone sounds nice

starkind
05-09-2022, 11:33 PM
Thread is absolute proof what a great success red 2.0 will be if you merge greed blue and red 1.0

PatChapp
05-10-2022, 07:56 AM
Man the days of warning people about a PK in zone sounds nice

I had a great deal of fun on voidds box, mostly in classic,but friggin queix ooc warning people about me is #1 for sure

Gustoo
05-10-2022, 10:37 AM
Just having people in NK you think are worth warning sounds pretty classic.

Disease
05-10-2022, 03:26 PM
I'm sure all the other vztz players would like to chime in and tell their great stories(lol)

Cwall 146.0
05-10-2022, 10:03 PM
when stasis had a meltdown in /ooc multiple times because I made fun of people who were lower than me on the leaderboard

then he got permabanned

Zemgus
05-11-2022, 03:46 AM
i posted the greatest vztz story ever, #1 thread on the vztz msg board.

Zemgus
05-11-2022, 03:52 AM
when stasis had a meltdown in /ooc multiple times because I made fun of people who were lower than me on the leaderboard

then he got permabanned

haven't been banned in (5 years and 4 months)? get those numbers up kid.

Cwall 146.0
05-13-2022, 03:56 PM
there's nothing to get banned for

no one plays here, no one posts here

starkind
05-13-2022, 05:26 PM
says Cwall 146.0

i remember when u were just Cwall bruh

Stasis01
05-14-2022, 11:56 AM
Everyone was lower than me on the leaderboard.

Better luck next box.

Stasis01
05-14-2022, 11:57 AM
Next box I might need to go incognito my rep may be unsalvageable among these fine citizens.

Stasis01
05-14-2022, 12:00 PM
Vztz was so unplayable and shitty though. Mages with velocity where they can zone and keep it indoors. Oh ya they quad for max dmg every time. Oh and mr doesn’t work for shit they perma root you.

I’m not fucking genius but……..,

Jibartik
05-14-2022, 12:02 PM
This server is a great example of what happens when people stop playin ever quest, and start being real.

End of times is nigh! (https://youtu.be/xIni27L3q_k?t=35)

Zemgus
05-17-2022, 07:32 AM
there's nothing to get banned for

no one plays here, no one posts here

ask sirken if he can rename my monk to colgate. i swear, it would be hilarious

adichi
06-01-2022, 03:56 PM
Vztz was so unplayable and shitty though. Mages with velocity where they can zone and keep it indoors. Oh ya they quad for max dmg every time. Oh and mr doesn’t work for shit they perma root you.

I’m not fucking genius but……..,

sorry u lost

Rust1d?
07-29-2022, 05:18 PM
VZTZ Mage was fun as fuck. The best was /target player and sending the pet. Shit was cash

Knuckle
09-06-2022, 09:32 PM
Best story - Rexx bragging after I looted one of <TZT>'s clerics BPs, literally 15 seconds later a TZT rogue ganked rexx and linked his warriors indicolite BP. RIP big rexx.(he had me trade the cleric bp for his bp back)