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Klanghin
03-08-2010, 10:47 PM
Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.


Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.


Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.


Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.


Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: You're on CR.


Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can
find their corpse on the grass.


Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 whore?
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything


Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.


Q: what do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he
can melee?
A: A ranger!


Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!


Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?


Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !


Thinks to ask rangers

Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case
it rains and they start losing HP.


Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.


Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for
them to eat any DT's.


Misc

Ranger - Tank Simulator


/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!


A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?"
You say, "RANGERS!"


A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT.


Just after Kunark was released and epic discusions were rife. General
consensus was that the ranger epic would proc "resurrection".


It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then heal one.


Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!"
Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step
back....rangers....try to look as if you are contributing."

Lonedrahon25
03-08-2010, 10:52 PM
Lol, some good laughs.

Brut
03-09-2010, 05:34 AM
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!
These are pretty old, nobody takes 20+ seconds to zone these days.