First world problems

[Reiwa]

Let's get a definition of 'first world'.

Here's mine!

First world is when your GDP doubles in 30 years but there's 8 million less of you.

Akshually, it's when your economy is centrally planned and you're shelling your own cities.

Wait no, it's when your last President fled a popular coup and your new one is a TV clown.

What's yours? Tell us,,,

[Jibartik]

Mines where the bourgeoisie are actually the proletariat and they both greatly outnumber the oligarchs, but they believe they can become an oligarch themselves, so they vote to give the current oligarchs their own wealth.

[Mblake1981]

Let's get a definition of 'first world'.

When I don't care about anyplace else in the world, that is how USA was #1 to so many hillbillies before they got MAGA, when they had license plates that said it and they believed it.

Sorry to say they had it all wrong, wait til they get a load of Steve Jobs.

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[starkind]

To retarded to drive.

[cd288]

Let's get a definition of 'first world'.

Here's mine!







What's yours? Tell us,,,

Definition of first world: Almost every country on the European continent except for Russia

[Mblake1981]

Definition of first world: Almost every country on the European continent except for Russia

No, Europe never produced a Hemi engine. 2nd best as nations and 2nd at the drags.

[Reiwa]

Definition of first world: Almost every country on the European continent except for Russia

haha BUT the other Warsaw Pact nations were definitionally 2nd world until NATO annexed them post-Union.

What makes Ukraine different?

[robayon]

you're lame fuck economics

[cd288]

haha BUT the other Warsaw Pact nations were definitionally 2nd world until NATO annexed them post-Union.

What makes Ukraine different?

Sorry your country sucks lmao

[Reiwa]

Sorry your country sucks lmao

USA doesn't suck though? :confused:

[Bardp1999]

If you can access Internet porn on your smart phone and ate McDonalds in the last couple of weeks, you are most likely living first-world problems

[cd288]

USA doesn't suck though? :confused:

No because we actually have a relatively functioning financial system, aren’t closed off from the global market, and our store shelves aren’t barren of various essentials like Russias are currently. Joke of a country lol, they’ve always been pretenders as a first world country

[Mblake1981]

No because we actually have a relatively functioning financial system, aren’t closed off from the global market, and our store shelves aren’t barren of various essentials like Russias are currently. Joke of a country lol, they’ve always been pretenders as a first world country

Are you from Russia?

[Jibartik]

aren’t closed off from the global market

Home of the future global market: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/tegfts/when_youre_on_30th_floor_and_then_again_youre_not/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

"we in charge now"

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[Tunabros]

Thinking now, I am pretty grateful I live in a first-world country at the moment

[starkind]

To retarded to drive.

i found a solution to this one!

same day amazon delivery for my new cellphone charger

p cool huh???!!!

anyway --- either wway a car is getting uzed, this way amazon can deliver multiple places and there is one less car on the road and 1 less car being bought from china

I just wish we had a few more options than amazon

[starkind]

If you can access Internet porn on your smart phone and ate McDonalds in the last couple of weeks, you are most likely living first-world problems

you realize this is why ppl are obese on drugs dumb and have a lower life expentancy of than australian aboriginees

???

[starkind]

also maybe final post 2day (got to inflate the numbers a lil)

thread is a 2 nirgon star style thread gg

[Reiwa]

also maybe final post 2day (got to inflate the numbers a lil)

thread is a 2 nirgon star style thread gg

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[starkind]

Russia never was first world and Ukraine liked living simply and cleanly and going to temple?

I think most of Ukraine's money and efforts went to:

Feeding themselves.
Storing and hiding food.
Onshoring medical research on unsuspecting plebes.
Arming themselves.
Training themselves to be CHADS

[Jibartik]

It's a shame what has happened to both russia and Ukraine, I hope that we could rebuild relationship with them, I loved russian gamers and gaming communities.

Will be sad if we cant play games together anymore because some fat rich old people want more houses with more pools.

[starkind]

It's a shame what has happened to both russia and Ukraine, I hope that we could rebuild relationship with them, I loved russian gamers and gaming communities.

Will be sad if we cant play games together anymore because some fat rich old people want more houses with more pools.

#firstworldproblems
#metoo

[Jibartik]

We can all play a game together, if we make earth COD: Warzone.

[cd288]

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Lol imagine bragging about how you have a better gdp than Ukraine

That’s how you know Russia is such a meaningless country. Also can’t wait to see how low that Russian GDP number is for 2022 after the rest of the world gets done destroying their economy lol

[starkind]

Lol imagine bragging about how you have a better gdp than Ukraine

That’s how you know Russia is such a meaningless country. Also can’t wait to see how low that Russian GDP number is for 2022 after the rest of the world gets done destroying their economy lol

Reversed. Except 20k for Ukraine once Raytheon and Haliburton start throwing money at strippers. Then it's R.I.P. normal Ukraine and instead Viva los Ukraine!

[Reiwa]

Lol imagine bragging about how you have a better gdp than Ukraine

That’s how you know Russia is such a meaningless country. Also can’t wait to see how low that Russian GDP number is for 2022 after the rest of the world gets done destroying their economy lol

How can Ukraine be first world if Russia isn't?

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I laugh you 1000 years.

[cd288]

How can Ukraine be first world if Russia isn't?

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I laugh you 1000 years.

lol you are clearly embarrassed because you can’t even manage to conquer like half of Ukraine despite claiming to be a first world country and having some big powerful military. Russia is pathetic lol

[Reiwa]

lol you are clearly embarrassed because you can’t even manage to conquer like half of Ukraine despite claiming to be a first world country and having some big powerful military. Russia is pathetic lol

I never thought I'd use this epithet, but well, here we are.

Lib

May Allah forgive me

[Trexller]

You people really don't know what first world country means. It has absolutely nothing to do with a nation's state of development, or the problems that it faces.

It was some back room terminology used by henry kissinger et. al. to differ from member nations of NATO, or not member nations, that ended up being taken out of context and ran away with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World

The concept of First World originated during the Cold War and comprised countries that were aligned with United States and the rest of NATO and opposed the Soviet Union and/or communism during the Cold War.

[starkind]

You people really don't know what first world country means. It has absolutely nothing to do with a nation's state of development, or the problems that it faces.

It was some back room terminology used by henry kissinger et. al. to differ from member nations of NATO, or not member nations, that ended up being taken out of context and ran away with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World

Ya hehe. I didn't want to correct them tho cuz sometimes its fun to fire shots across their bows and giggle as they broadside eachother.

[Reiwa]

You people really don't know what first world country means. It has absolutely nothing to do with a nation's state of development, or the problems that it faces.

It was some back room terminology used by henry kissinger et. al. to differ from member nations of NATO, or not member nations, that ended up being taken out of context and ran away with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World

That's why I said Warsaw Pact. Second World!

[Trexller]

answering a bunch of posts:

star trek's federation is 100% based on NATO. NATO, exactly like the federation requires that your planet (nation) have its shit together before joining the alliance.

This is why ukraine did not qualify for membership in 1991 or 2014, and still does not qualify in 2022, Putin just saw the writing on the wall that Ukraine might get its house in order and then would immediately be accepted as a NATO member.

Putin knew he had to go fuck things up to prevent that from happening.

[Reiwa]

answering a bunch of posts:

star trek's federation is 100% based on NATO. NATO, exactly like the federation requires that your planet (nation) have its shit together before joining the alliance.

This is why ukraine did not qualify for membership in 1991 or 2014, and still does not qualify in 2022, Putin just saw the writing on the wall that Ukraine might get its house in order and then would immediately be accepted as a NATO member.

Putin knew he had to go fuck things up to prevent that from happening.

Why didn't they join NATO before 1991 then? :p

[cd288]

I never thought I'd use this epithet, but well, here we are.

Lib

May Allah forgive me

I’m a lib because your country sucks? Lol sounds like someone is a sensitive little snowflake about the fact that a small country is kicking their army’s ass.

You guys just got routed out of one of the critical strategic points in the south by a group of militia with RPGs who destroyed an entire Russian battalion or two (including a bunch of Russian tanks). You guys are weak lmao

[Reiwa]

I’m a lib because your country sucks? Lol sounds like someone is a sensitive little snowflake about the fact that a small country is kicking their army’s ass.

You guys just got routed out of one of the critical strategic points in the south by a group of militia with RPGs who destroyed an entire Russian battalion or two (including a bunch of Russian tanks). You guys are weak lmao

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[cd288]

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Getting your ass handed to you by Ukraine, which according you you isn’t a first world country. Lmao so embarrassing

[Jibartik]

I sure as hell wont be after NATO is through with using it as a bufferzone to extort Russia.

[starkind]

What happens when two NATO'lords attacks eachtother?

[Gustoo]

They would be in violation of the terms of NATO membership and would be banned, I imagine. Their characters might even be deleted.

[robayon]

What happens when two NATO'lords attacks eachtother?everyone goes to war and since it's everyone this time it means they all cancel each other out, and there's finally world peace

[Patriam1066]

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One tribe of corrupt yokels finding out the other tribe of corrupt yokels won’t kneel before a Turkophile midget ?

[Patriam1066]

It's a shame what has happened to both russia and Ukraine, I hope that we could rebuild relationship with them, I loved russian gamers and gaming communities.

Will be sad if we cant play games together anymore because some fat rich old people want more houses with more pools.

Russians in Eve online were huge pieces of shit. I loved rek’ing them with my prenerf curse.

[Patriam1066]

How can Ukraine be first world if Russia isn't?

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I laugh you 1000 years.

Ukrainians are a free people. See: them fighting like Romans in the second Punic war, and Russians getting dusted

[Jibartik]

having a pet

[nilzark]

Put a man on the moon.

[starkind]

If they go back to the moon on Biden's watch and don't show videos of aliens. I'll be really sad. And call America 4third world. And vote for Mitt Romney.

[Reiwa]

If they go back to the moon on Biden's watch and don't show videos of aliens. I'll be really sad. And call America 4third world. And vote for Mitt Romney.

They won't. Shit takes years to plan. We'd already have it scheduled.

[Reiwa]

I thought about it and yeah, they're Nazis. But "you go to war with the army you have, not the army you want."

Shame about the warcrimes.