How to survive an apocalypse

[nilzark]

Post your tips here on how to survive an apocalypse. Type and read quickly because we may not have much time. Sorry but your pixels will be lost.

[Homesteaded]

Intelligence

[unsunghero]

Fill your pockets with various meats so the search dogs will find you first in the rubble

[Jibartik]

Run into the woods bring a mylar blanket to hide from good old boys in helicopters with night vision rounding up folks that won’t take the mark of the beast.

Live like a field mouse eat grubs and forage for berries and shit.

You Gotta do that for like 3 years.

Go to eat rats. You just got a hide you just Gotta stay in the mountains and hide and then in like three or four years Jesus shows up and smotes everyone and you get to live in peace and harmony for the next thousand years.

[starkind]

Learn to eat maggots and forage insects. Preserve food. Collect rainwater. Sanitize or filter water. Find herbs, antibiotics. And farm. Get over your fear of poop and blood. You can use a brush to clean yourself. Learn how to stay warm. Learn how to get minerals and salt. Chewng some plants can help.

Learn how to hide.

If you have to fight ur fucking up. Unless you want to fight to defend your tribe. Then still. Shoot first. From cover.

From there you can start to farm, build a cool house with its own heating. Hopefully by then you're in a tribe with games and rituals to keep you going.

Also, got my pixels in my head. So gg.

[Jibartik]

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[Mblake1981]

Run into the woods bring a mylar blanket to hide from good old boys in helicopters with night vision rounding up folks that won’t take the mark of the beast.

Live like a field mouse eat grubs and forage for berries and shit.

You Gotta do that for like 3 years.

Go to eat rats. You just got a hide you just Gotta stay in the mountains and hide and then in like three or four years Jesus shows up and smotes everyone and you get to live in peace and harmony for the next thousand years.

You didn't bring any wool.

[starkind]

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[Jibartik]

You didn't bring any wool.

I got bug out bags buried all over this country ;)

[starkind]

Cardboard helps vs IR.

Also glass.

Sleep lightly in small increments.

[Jibartik]

Cardboard helps vs IR.

Also glass.

Yeah I saw that on the Internet to since the invasion!

I did not know that.

The sheriffs department flying around in helicopters shooting people up that are trying to cross county lines when we lock down travel between county lines is a big threat I think to surviving the apocalypse.. being able to avoid their night vision human hog hunts flying around shooting anyone who’s trying to live in the woods is a really important element to surviving the final stages of what’s happening in America in the world right now .

[starkind]

Yeah I saw that on the Internet to since the invasion!

I did not know that.

The sheriffs department flying around and helicopters around and people up that are trying to cross county lines when we lock down travel between county lines is a big threat I think to surviving the apocalypse.. being able to avoid their night vision helicopter hog hunts flying around shooting anyone who’s trying to live in the woods is a really important element to surviving the final stages of what’s happening in America in the world right now .
Oh ya. If u can. Get tetnus, rabies, anthrax, tb. Vax. Your overlords bred that natural immunity out of u. R.i.p.

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[mcoy]

Step 1: Don't have any medical condition that will kill you when your drugs run out or expire.

-Mcoy

[mcoy]

Yeah I saw that on the Internet to since the invasion!

I did not know that.

The sheriffs department flying around in helicopters shooting people up that are trying to cross county lines when we lock down travel between county lines is a big threat I think to surviving the apocalypse.. being able to avoid their night vision human hog hunts flying around shooting anyone who’s trying to live in the woods is a really important element to surviving the final stages of what’s happening in America in the world right now .

Just carry one of those space blankets around with you. They fold up super small and are just as effective while being much more portable than glass or cardboard:

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-Mcoy

[starkind]

The problem with just one thermal blanket is u get one dark square or splotch.

Cardboard can be cluttered and randomized and stuff. So it's not obvious ur the one lump in the field. It's also everywhere especially now that Amazon is the supply chain.

[GinnasP99]

I'll die with a smile on my face.

[Jibartik]

If your heart is true you will be invisible to the beast or any of his agents

[starkind]

We must BE entertained https://imgur.com/gallery/5SWrpme

[Trexller]

Just carry one of those space blankets around with you. They fold up super small and are just as effective while being much more portable than glass or cardboard:


-Mcoy

mylar fabric is only gonna block your IR signature until it itself warms up, which is like 10-15 min, and if the weather is really cold out, the mylar won't do a damn thing. 50 degree items show like bright red sore thumbs against a 20 degree background on IR imaging.

the win against IR is much the same the win against visual sensory perception, your heat signature must blend into the surroundings like your visual signature.

Ideally if you can you put terrain features between yourself and any viewer, if you only have seconds or minutes, roll in the mud or dump your water on yourself.

[starkind]

There was a cool scene in chain reaction where they fell into the ice water i think :p

[Reiwa]

roll in the mud

https://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif

[Trexller]

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[Jibartik]

I got a Geiger counter feels good.

[starkind]

I got a Geiger counter feels good.

Dude I'm not even going to try to survive. Would be even more fucking hilarious if I did... I see myself at 90 gardening...and kids are like how tf u survive....

I'm going to say minecraft betches! They'll be like wat!

[Jibartik]

I dont mind not surviving, I just like to know when/why it's not gonna happen.

Like if my skins gonna fall off, I want to know ahead of time.

[starkind]

You don't need a geiger counter to know u got radiation bruh.

[Jibartik]

Also you know me, I want to be like, "LOL all our skin is gonna fall off HAHAH! LOL!"

so it'll be handy for that too..

[starkind]

Also you know me, I want to be like, "LOL all our skin is gonna fall off HAHAH! LOL!"

so it'll be handy for that too..

https://i.imgur.com/ooKuokD.gif

[Gustoo]

So,

Option 1: live right next to a primary target for instant death
Option 2: Tremors compound in a "geographically isolated area" and hope to survive.

Whats your pick?

I think instead of a gieger counter you are gunna want some serious breathing filtration systems so you can keep irradiated particles from inside your lungs, am I right?

[Jibartik]

Option 3: meet me in colorado for the 2nd coming.

[starkind]

So,

Option 1: live right next to a primary target for instant death
Option 2: Tremors compound in a "geographically isolated area" and hope to survive.

Whats your pick?

I think instead of a gieger counter you are gunna want some serious breathing filtration systems so you can keep irradiated particles from inside your lungs, am I right?

The people who survive will be the ones who can breed within a 20 year lifespan. It will take 100,000 years to sort that out. No amount of filtration will make that a fun time. And I totally believe this has happened before.

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Love thy neighbor, and even if their skin is peeling off comfort them. Even if your own is. I'll share a beer and can of baked beans with absolutely anyone on that day. Or today should really be the time too. Why wait that long?

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[Jibartik]

today should really be the time too. Why wait that long?

because there is a powergrid and I am camping jboots!

[starkind]

because there is a powergrid and I am camping jboots!

That's not the only thing you did today. I don't know how Jesus feels about jboots. I can't say. If you're happy. Or happier. Or it's good for you. I'm happy! I really do like seeing you happy. Having fun. In your element. Even when things aren't so happy.

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[New_Guy]

Jesus hates all of you and you are all gonna die during the apocalypse. According to your own book only 144,000 will be saved and it's hilarious that you troglodytes think you all are part of that infinitesimally small group.

[starkind]

I never said I was going to survive. Just that it would be hilarious if I did.

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[Nocht]

Jesus hates all of you and you are all gonna die during the apocalypse. According to your own book only 144,000 will be saved and it's hilarious that you troglodytes think you all are part of that infinitesimally small group.

Awww who's a cute little edge lord? You are!

[Toxigen]

Just take the bullet before the real pain sets in.

[Kaveh]

Jesus hates all of you and you are all gonna die during the apocalypse. According to your own book only 144,000 will be saved and it's hilarious that you troglodytes think you all are part of that infinitesimally small group.

I for sure am. My cup runneth over

[Jibartik]

This is the best end times tutorial I have found.

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It really is lol

[Reiwa]

She-Hulk is twerking on the Disney Channel? (https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tatiana-maslany-talks-twerking-megan-193248629.html)