Matrix Resurrections

[Mazoku]

I have been expecting this film to be terrible. The previews were God awful and to be honest, the movie was just as bad. I rarely walk away from a film with a bad feeling in my gut. If I do, it's because either: the movie is bad or I don't feet well. This movie was just so terrible. Everything from the convoluted lack of story to the changed actors and the flashbacks to the old films to the one-liners sprinkled throughout..it just amounted to a really terrible time.


SPOILERS!!!
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This movie was SO BAD that they broke the fourth wall just to explain to the audience why exactly we have a fourth film. More or less it boiled down to this:

"The studio was going to make a fourth Matrix movie..either with or without us. We had to get onboard or get out of the way." Not only did we get that insult to the studio explanation but we got pieces of "writer's exposition" meaning they showed the "creative minds" behind making the Matrix film by showing complaining producers/writers.

Even the scene after the credits was pretentious insults slung at the studio. This was such a bad movie and I feel like I was just divorced by my franchise I loved so much.

Oh well at least I can watch the first 3 movies+the Animatrix again and again.

[Jibartik]

Im halfway through it right now and it seems more like a joke than a movie but gonna finish the second half tonight.

So far it's like and episode of this:

6SsqG4uBVPs

[Elizondo]

I have been expecting this film to be terrible. The previews were God awful and to be honest, the movie was just as bad. I rarely walk away from a film with a bad feeling in my gut. If I do, it's because either: the movie is bad or I don't feet well. This movie was just so terrible. Everything from the convoluted lack of story to the changed actors and the flashbacks to the old films to the one-liners sprinkled throughout..it just amounted to a really terrible time.


SPOILERS!!!
==============================================

This movie was SO BAD that they broke the fourth wall just to explain to the audience why exactly we have a fourth film. More or less it boiled down to this:

"The studio was going to make a fourth Matrix movie..either with or without us. We had to get onboard or get out of the way." Not only did we get that insult to the studio explanation but we got pieces of "writer's exposition" meaning they showed the "creative minds" behind making the matrix film by showing complaining producers/writers.

Even the scene after the credits was pretentious insults slung at the studio. This was such a bad movie and I feel like I was just divorced by my franchise I loved so much.

Oh well at least I can watch the first 3 movies+the Animatrix again and again.

only the first matrix movie was good

the 2nd and 3rd movies suffered from what the star wars prequels suffered from. Sometimes throw away lines or a little dialogue to develop backstory is enough. you don't need a bunch of movies to show everything and it's never what we imagine before the movies are made explaining it

take Zion for example. you know nobody imagined some stupid caveman rave with a bunch of boring people leading everythin when the first movie came out

[Jibartik]

Once I realized that the humans, for their last ditch to save society, threw mud raves.

I joined the machine army.

[Elizondo]

Once I realized that the humans, for their last ditch to save society, threw mud raves.

I joined the machine army.

it's kinda counterproductive when you think about it

invasion and extinction incoming. let's party, do some mdma and have a bunch of sex to make babies instead of planning our defenses

[Mazoku]

it's kinda counterproductive when you think about it

invasion and extinction incoming. let's party, do some mdma and have a bunch of sex to make babies instead of planning our defenses

Well think of it this way, you know Zion has been destroyed before..and you know that likely you're going to die tomorrow. Might as well boogie tonight one last time. In fact I think they would kick me out of Zion for having too much sex that last night/day.

[Jibartik]

Yeah that's satanism. Sounds like in the matrix god is a machine.

[Bardp1999]

GOD DAMN IT, i was looking very forward to this movie

[Elizondo]

Well think of it this way, you know Zion has been destroyed before..and you know that likely you're going to die tomorrow. Might as well boogie tonight one last time. In fact I think they would kick me out of Zion for having too much sex that last night/day.

I could be wrong, but from what I remember they didn't know zion had been destroyed a dozen times before when they threw their caveman rave. We only found that out later when Neo visited The Architect.

it's been awhile since I've seen those movies though. I could be wrong.

[Mblake1981]

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[Mazoku]

I could be wrong, but from what I remember they didn't know zion had been destroyed a dozen times before when they threw their caveman rave. We only found that out later when Neo visited The Architect.

it's been awhile since I've seen those movies though. I could be wrong.

I believe you are correct.

[starkind]

satanism

The authors are trans so it gets an upvote from me! Anything less is a violent hate crime.

Just remember the government has huge data centers full of databases of every purchase, like and subscribe, or watch. And if you didn't sit and actually watch it their face recognition software logged that you didn't sit and smile and awe shock expression during it. They are tracking everything.

Those sims, entities that were "bored" and didn't watch enough times don't get to go to the 5th matrix.

[Ooloo]

only the first matrix movie was good

the 2nd and 3rd movies suffered from what the star wars prequels suffered from. Sometimes throw away lines or a little dialogue to develop backstory is enough. you don't need a bunch of movies to show everything and it's never what we imagine before the movies are made explaining it

take Zion for example. you know nobody imagined some stupid caveman rave with a bunch of boring people leading everythin when the first movie came out

This. The star wars prequels and matrix 2 and 3 are pretty much the cinematic embodiment of the expression "never meet your heroes".

[Jibartik]

I was hoping all the 4th wall breaking was going to really wow me like the old red pill did in 99, like it was somehow going to make everyone think that the only reason that movie was made was because the illuminati made them make it to disguise their real agenda.

But I doubt they would be able to wow us twice.

Gonna watch the second half tonight I hope I am wowed.

[Gustoo]

Can’t wait to see the new matrix. Matrix 2 and 3 were full blown garbage with 3 being the ultimate worst with the ridiculous mech warrior battle with stupid people bringing ammo to the robots on little carts lol the dumbest thing ever made.

Keeping my head in a hole for matrix 4 so I can be surprised whether by being appalled or pleased

[Jibartik]

It would be really sad if the last 2 movies the most beloved actor was in was a bad bill & ted remake, and a bad matrix remake :(

[Evia]

It would be really sad if the last 2 movies the most beloved actor was in was a bad bill & ted remake, and a bad matrix remake :(

And cyberpunk 2077...

(Which I enjoyed overall...but I would classify as closer to bad than good)

[Mazoku]

Can’t wait to see the new matrix. Matrix 2 and 3 were full blown garbage with 3 being the ultimate worst with the ridiculous mech warrior battle with stupid people bringing ammo to the robots on little carts lol the dumbest thing ever made.

Keeping my head in a hole for matrix 4 so I can be surprised whether by being appalled or pleased

Clearly you never watched The Chud or Silent Night Deadly Night 2 or any of the Hunger Games or Twilight movies. (Thankfully I've never watched Hunger Games..and I hate myself for seeing any pieces of Twilight). Plus if you think about it, the whole point was to show that man needed machines to fight machines.

[Jibartik]

I just saw like 10 mins of the twilight movie #2 today and it was like a pier one catalog video lol

[Mazoku]

I just saw like 10 mins of the twilight movie #2 today and it was like a pier one catalog video lol

hahahahaha thank you sir..you have made an otherwise dreadful day of heartbreak (Matrix divorce) tolerable.

[Mblake1981]

Im halfway through it right now and it seems more like a joke than a movie but gonna finish the second half tonight.

So far it's like and episode of this:

6SsqG4uBVPs

https://i.imgur.com/97cAvwo.gif

https://i.imgur.com/nWEkOQz.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/jmo51Kn.jpg

[unsunghero]

The only parts of the sequels I liked was agent smith copying himself and taking over the matrix, didn’t like how he acted when he went into a human at Zion. But did like the very last fight with Neo vs Agent Smith where they were flying around like Superman

Also liked the fact that Neo went in to that fight knowing he would lose and get copied over, because I’m a sucker for a tragic ending. Also why I loved Avengers Infinity war (my favorite superhero movie)

[Jibartik]

I actually feel the the yang to that unsung, I just was kind of frustrated that they made it all about him, I wanted to find out what the WORLD theybuilt was doing.

I felt like agent smith was the matrix's Boba Fett, and instead of not enough, they over shot and put too much of him in because he was so popular.

But it made for a cool fight that's true.

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/4cpzfuN.gif

[unsunghero]

I just saw like 10 mins of the twilight movie #2 today and it was like a pier one catalog video lol

Twilight movies, summarized in 4 seconds:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ctlEBHDROAw

[Mazoku]

The only parts of the sequels I liked was agent smith copying himself and taking over the matrix, didn’t like how he acted when he went into a human at Zion. But did like the very last fight with Neo vs Agent Smith where they were flying around like Superman

Also liked the fact that Neo went in to that fight knowing he would lose and get copied over, because I’m a sucker for a tragic ending. Also why I loved Avengers Infinity war (my favorite superhero movie)


I thought the third movie was like Dragonball Z the movie. Zoom zoooooom KABOOOM!

[starkind]

Twilight is great.

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/Z03PpKT.gif

[Jibartik]

lol that sums it up unsung

their faces when they saw the "bed" of the pear 1 house they were touring, oh man it was like, they were just like THE BED OHHHHH THE BED *touches awkwardly expression of constipation

[Whale biologist]

Im halfway through it right now and it seems more like a joke than a movie but gonna finish the second half tonight.

So far it's like and episode of this:

6SsqG4uBVPs

had no idea they made a movie about furor foh alex

but why?

[Toxigen]

the only movie / show that did a good job at breaking 4th wall was house of cards

also this new matrix is the epitome of hollywood jew wokeism bullshit

[Mazoku]

the only movie / show that did a good job at breaking 4th wall was house of cards

also this new matrix is the epitome of hollywood jew wokeism bullshit

Well that's just it..this new film was going to happen whether we wanted it or not. Lana just took it and made a GIANT MIDDLE FINGER to WB/Warner Brothers.

[Mblake1981]

lol

[Swish]

I'm going to see it but I think anyone expecting something great would be disappointed just based on the franchise being in the gutter by the 3rd movie. Would have taken something epic to pull it back.

[Mazoku]

They easily could have made something worthwhile. Hell just writing a five minute story and I've already got a better movie than what I just watched. I won't condone the wasting of time but I also won't convince you to not watch this new film. Just be advised..they took a dump on the franchise just to make a point. Even with my expectations in the toilet..I was still disappointed.

[Nocht]

Yeah I noped out at the first trailer. Its just an ash can film to keep the rights and merchandising relevant.

[Jibartik]

the only movie / show that did a good job at breaking 4th wall was house of cards

also this new matrix is the epitome of hollywood jew wokeism bullshit

What on earth we still believing the commies when they say jews are controlling them? never trust a commie

And cyberpunk 2077...

(Which I enjoyed overall...but I would classify as closer to bad than good)

True. Damn, the tribulation is fucked up!

[starkind]

i want to watch this movie when its 'free' on 'amazon prime' or something like netflix for a week

[Ooloo]

Can somebody spoiler exactly what the breaking the 4th wall\middle finger to WB is so I don't have to watch this trash fire?

[Mblake1981]

Can somebody spoiler exactly what the breaking the 4th wall\middle finger to WB is so I don't have to watch this trash fire?

Neo is a video game designer, lol

[starkind]

Neo is a video game designer, lol

That would make sense better than working at that silly Innotech place though that was a cool office I would have been taking big sips from my bossses corner office after hours and poasting about it too.

[Mazoku]

Can somebody spoiler exactly what the breaking the 4th wall\middle finger to WB is so I don't have to watch this trash fire?


To put it elegantly, there are lines along the lines of this:

"The parent company wants to make a Matrix 4. They were going to make one with or without us."

They literally tell us why we have a Matrix 4...it was a war between Warner Brothers (the machines) and Lana Wachowski

[Jibartik]

all the best scenes in the new matrix

-ltORkYAdVk

[Ooloo]

Haha I forgot jonah hill is in that movie. He was so fat then.

Also samantha is hot af

[starkind]

ya such a good movie thx jibartik

[unsunghero]

Co-worker said Spider Man no way home was ridiculously good though

[Tethler]

Yeah, new Matrix movie was bad. Super disappointed I paid money and saw it in theater. Least I got some good popcorn though.

[Bardp1999]

I half-ass watched the new Matrix movie today on HBO max - not as bad as OP is advertising but it does beg the question "why reboot the Matrix"

[Lune]

Super disappointing and half baked... like... that was the best they could come up with? Ham-fisted trans metaphors, horrible action sequences, zero thought-provoking ideas...

Our culture is truly in decline.