Red detuned

[Jimjam]

Tune banned.

Why?

[Zemgus]

better then retuned.

[starkind]

He's been banned in game b4. I don't know why or how he flipped out and got forum banned tho.

[New_Guy]

He's been banned in game b4. I don't know why or how he flipped out and got forum banned tho.

They're only four offences that will earn you a perma account ban here.

1. Multi-Boxing
2. ShowEq
3. Cash/Pixel Trading
4. Mouthing off to a GM.

Wonder which one it was?

[starkind]

all of the above most likely #4 was just the last straw IMO

[New_Guy]

all of the above most likely #4 was just the last straw IMO

When I say mouthing off I mean you'd have to go fucking apeshit. Sirken, Rogean, and Derb, all have a long ass fuse and I damned burnt it to the end and they still only gave me a suspension.

But then again I was squeaky clean in every other respect, not a single offense, so yea I'm guessing it had to more than just beginning a mouthy pos or I would have been tossed ages ago.

[reebz]

I was corpse camping someone on red while Sirken watched and when he popped up to tell me I was going to get banned I told him to suck my dick and that he was to stupid to ban me

So he IP banned and I have been able to play ever since

[Tassador]

Is new guy burgerking? I like that dude’s work thought someone said he was gaffin and that guy I can’t stand. Either way what we called eq pvp is dead now it’s just a disease game.

[Jimjam]

PVP ain't dead, I saw Konvict out of SolDungB AT LEAST TWICE only today! ;)

[New_Guy]

Is new guy burgerking? I like that dude’s work thought someone said he was gaffin and that guy I can’t stand. Either way what we called eq pvp is dead now it’s just a disease game.

Yes sir, I am the infamous Syft and Mighty Burger King the Sauron of Red99.

Ya know it's me because the lies start running out of Rag and Colgates mouth the minute I appear. to be honest I came back to torment them for yuletime like the Ghost of Ass-Beatings past.

[Cwall 146.0]

I was corpse camping someone on red while Sirken watched and when he popped up to tell me I was going to get banned I told him to suck my dick and that he was to stupid to ban me

So he IP banned and I have been able to play ever since

rogaine IP banned me from all of eqemulator and he gave up 10 minutes later when he realized that I knew how to spoof a MAC address

[New_Guy]

rogaine IP banned me from all of eqemulator and he gave up 10 minutes later when he realized that I knew how to spoof a MAC address

Rogean only IP bans cheaters.

But good job on invalidating all your victories champ.

[Disease]

Rogean only IP bans cheaters.

But good job on invalidating all your victories champ.

That's a good point. What color eyes do you have?

[Tassador]

Man disease buddy your forum game is pathetic. I hope your boyfriend, dad or mirror possibly the ladder helps you get that shit tighten up.

[Disease]

Man disease buddy your forum game is pathetic. I hope your boyfriend, dad or mirror possibly the ladder helps you get that shit tighten up.

I will look into it.

[Chloroform]

New guy full of shit

[New_Guy]

New guy full of shit

Don't leave so soon, share your tale of butthurt with us, but first notch the anal fissure tape at the inch mark so we know who you are.

[Cwall 146.0]

rogaine IP banned me because I called him and sirken some mean names in the p99 irc channel

[New_Guy]

rogaine IP banned me because I called him and sirken some mean names in the p99 irc channel

We need to take a DeLorean back to the 90's for anyone to be insulted by your grade school trolling.

And they won't IP ban you for that, on your best day you don't have the intelligence or cleverness to have ever hurled better insults at them then I did on a daily basis.

I was never banned once, so as usual, you're full of shit.

[Cwall 146.0]

wrong

[New_Guy]

I don't remember dying a single time to this guy?

Oh, really? Because I found this thread of everyone laughing at you after I killed you.

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=176147&highlight=colgate+crowned

Highlights:


rofl new phrase for CC

Connor Coined.

hilarious.

UGHHH COLGATE FUCKING SUCKS

What did i miss pals? Pras bk on wrecking that Nerd coalgate. Bet he convulsed so bad upon that death he ripped his skinny jeans completely off hulk style.. Just much more nerdish.

Hmmm, seems like you lie about everything.

[Cwall 146.0]

nice a thread dedicated to waiting at someone's bind to kill them naked

is that really the only one you ever got?

[New_Guy]

nice a thread dedicated to waiting at someone's bind to kill them naked

is that really the only one you ever got?

But I thought I never killed you? Remember?

Never asked you to duel 100+ times. Never killed you any other time. Never plowed through an entire group of full epic 60's healing and attacking me to kill you at your bind.

And when I did kill you it was somebody else playing, remember?

The world according to Colgate.

[Cwall 146.0]

nope

[New_Guy]

nope

Your answer to every duel challenge.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/fbNSOjR.gif

[Israel Adesanya]

https://i.imgur.com/eHsskxB.png

[New_Guy]

https://i.imgur.com/eHsskxB.png

This is why blues can't handle red, you kill them a few times and they follow you around for the rest of their lives like a retarded puppy.

It's not my fault, if you can tolerate playing blue for any amount of time then every red is gonna grind you up like a chew toy.

Me killing you is simply a matter of better genetics and vastly superior synaptic neuroreceptors, don't blame me, blame God, he gave you an obsolete template.

[Israel Adesanya]

I feel bad for murda

[New_Guy]

I feel bad for murda

It's sad that you still haven't figured it out, I'm here for your hate. I don't want to be your friend, I don't like you and your opinion means nothing to me.

Seriously why would I care? When I log in, you're just gonna die pitifully at my hand. I only respect my equals lol not my victims.

Your rustle is what fuels me, your hate is like honeysuckle on my tongue.

[Jimjam]

It's sad that you still haven't figured it out, I'm here for your hate. I don't want to be your friend, I don't like you and your opinion means nothing to me.

Seriously why would I care? When I log in, you're just gonna die pitifully at my hand. I only respect my equals lol not my victims.

Your rustle is what fuels me, your hate is like honeysuckle on my tongue.

It's a niche hobby, dieing really. I love all my fellow hobbyist psycho hobbits.

[New_Guy]

It's a niche hobby, dieing really. I love all my fellow hobbyist psycho hobbits.

This guys cool, he gets it.

[Israel Adesanya]

dont ever say "honeysuckle on your tongue" when describing what another man makes you feel like

[Notfame]

Damn syft were ya in jail or a milf? Been a while since I’ve seen you posting

[New_Guy]

Damn syft were ya in jail or a milf? Been a while since I’ve seen you posting

I'm guessing this is Fame lol sup dog!

Been living life, got the omni and was like WTF, let me see what these guys been up to.

I thought I'd find like chiller normal adults and say what's up to peeps but fell into a bottomless pit of butthurt Holo and Nihi ex victims.

Some of these guys seriously need to unplug and get laid.

[New_Guy]

dont ever say "honeysuckle on your tongue" when describing what another man makes you feel like

Hey, a hole's a hole, at least in your case I was the one doing the fucking, and it was sweet, like B-U-T-T-E-R!

[Israel Adesanya]

Don’t ever say “a holes a hole” and “it was sweet like butter” when talking about doing stuff with another man

[shokar]

I really, sincerely, feel bad for anyone stupid enough to play on a rogaine server. You are all morons.

sincerely,

the champ.

[New_Guy]

Don’t ever say “a holes a hole” and “it was sweet like butter” when talking about doing stuff with another man

Shhh cmon, don't talk like that baby, you know you're not just another man. You keep smiling for daddy and maybe we'll get you that collar we talked about.

I really, sincerely, feel bad for anyone stupid enough to play on a rogaine server. You are all morons.

sincerely,

the champ.

Lotta truth in that statement.

[Chortles Snortles]

more likely he found a trilf
(LOL)

[New_Guy]

more likely he found a trilf
(LOL)

Yea but he has the softest hands.

[Jazzy]

Lotta virg up in this bitch

[hekbringer]

Tune was the perfect villain archetype as he reigned, as despot, over the evil empire for so long. We all lose a great story element with him gone, if he truly is.