Dr. Mehmet Oz is running for Senate

[robayon]

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-entertainment-pennsylvania-celebrity-senate-elections-0cb009784b4c8a6f2bb1c81a1aa9ce70

I don't know about you folks, but I have mixed feelings about it

First and foremost, it is absolutely hilarious

Lastly, we may all be dead and this is punishment for our sins

[realsubtle]

Does anybody remember that episode of Mission Hill where Andy is just kind of going about his day and everyone is freaking out about some political event he doesn't understand and everyone seems to know what it's about and he walks into the living room and everyone's crowded around the tv, and so Andy asks what's happening and someone tells him that a Noodle Incident happened and now Celebrities are in political power, like "Shhh, Steven Spielberg is addressing a joint session of Congress." And he's like "Uhhh, wait, doesn't a politician normally do that?" And then they sanctimoniously hush him like, "It's POLITICIANS that GOT US INTO THIS MESS!!" as if it's the most obvious thing in the world to go to celebrities because you feel that politicians have failed.

Yeah.

[Jibartik]

Covid procedures in the near future

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[starkind]

Covid procedures in the near future

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remind me is this from total recall? cuz thats why i'm a tranny now

Damon T. Berry for president.

[realsubtle]

Wait, there was trans stuff in Total Recall? Forgive me for the phrasing here, but i *totally* don't *recall* that.

[BlackBellamy]

Sharon Stone has a penis. You can see it in that other movie.

[realsubtle]

Blushing emoji

[starkind]

There's so many nondisclosed penii in Hollywood and TV (hehehe). That people say it's transphobic is ridiculous.

It's more like just a stupidly closeted mysoginist culture. 2/3rds of everyone on TV was born with penises tho.

[robayon]

I love Hollywood and what can possibly be bad about the people who work in show business becoming politicians

wE3oDEOwzFA

[Whale biologist]

Here's why (https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/22/politics/sean-parnell-suspends-senate-campaign/index.html)

Sean Parnell, the Republican endorsed by former President Donald Trump for Pennsylvania's open US Senate seat, announced on Monday he is suspending his campaign.

The decision comes after a judge awarded Laurie Snell, Parnell's estranged wife, primary physical custody and sole legal custody of the couple's three children, according to an order that was made public Monday. The judge also determined that Parnell committed some abusive acts toward his wife in the past.

"There is nothing more important to me than my children, and while I plan to ask the court to reconsider, I can't continue with a Senate campaign," Parnell said in a statement.

As for the Mehmet, they're a friend of a friend. (http://www.turkeyculturaltour.com/tr/turkiye/56/anzac-and-gallipoli-memorials/anzac-and-gallipoli-first-world-war-memorialsturkey.html)

"Those heroes that shed their blood
and lost their lives;
You are now lying in the soil of a friendly country.
Therefore rest in peace.
There is no difference between the Johnnies
and the Mehmets to us where they lie side by side
here in this country of ours.
You, the mothers,
who sent their sons from far away countries,
wipe away your tears;
your sons are now lying in our bosom
and are in peace.
After having lost their lives on this land they have
become our sons as well."

[Whale biologist]

I see he's running as a Republican. Turkey is the country Gen. Flynn was foreign agenting (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41947451)for prior to meeting Mr. Tromp and the Russians.

The alleged plot to remove the cleric, Fethullah Gulen, was first revealed in March 2017 by former CIA director James Woolsey.

The Turkish government accuses Mr Gulen, who lives in the US state of Pennsylvania, of being behind last year's failed coup.

He is viewed as chief political rival to Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, who has repeatedly called for Mr Gulen's extradition from the US.

Hey small world, Robayon. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%BClen_movement#Collaboration_with_the_Kurdist an_Workers'_Party)

[robayon]

Hey small world, Robayon. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%BClen_movement#Collaboration_with_the_Kurdist an_Workers'_Party)Neat!

[starkind]

I'm still not sure what movie that was. I honestly don't know what it is the freeky surgeon looks like a mutant tho.

[Jibartik]

Haha it's Escape from LA :p

[unsunghero]

There's so many nondisclosed penii in Hollywood and TV (hehehe). That people say it's transphobic is ridiculous.

It's more like just a stupidly closeted mysoginist culture. 2/3rds of everyone on TV was born with penises tho.

My physique goal for when I can lift again is getting as jacked as the female (?) villain from the He-Man cartoon remake by Kevin Smith

You go girl(?) !

[realsubtle]

Wtf stop making me blush in this thread. I am trying to follow a serious conversation about doomed-world politics, not fawn lesbianly over cartoon characters and hypothetical Hollywood transgender women.

[starkind]

Haha it's Escape from LA :p
Oh, that explains everything now! :o
My physique goal for when I can lift again is getting as jacked as the female (?) villain from the He-Man cartoon remake by Kevin Smith

You go girl(?) !
She is p hot. I almost was there. Needed to eat some meat and hit the gym instead of being anorexic.
Wtf stop making me blush in this thread. I am trying to follow a serious conversation about doomed-world politics, not fawn lesbianly over cartoon characters and hypothetical Hollywood transgender women.
Sorry!

I'm done now.

BTW Escape from LA and Total Recall & Conan the Barbarian https://g.co/kgs/3Fkdaq all rly great movies.

Aliens as well.

Fundamentally shaped my life.

[Whale biologist]

Neat! (https://www.dailysabah.com/sports/basketball/staunch-feto-sympathizer-kanter-adopts-new-country-moniker)

[Trexller]

I live in PA.

I often ask myself, "why do I live in PA?"

I need to move.

/shout WTB PORT TO FL OR TX

[Barik]

I live in PA.

I often ask myself, "why do I live in PA?"

I need to move.

/shout WTB PORT TO FL OR TX

Lol

[Secrets]

He's a fucking tool. Also he's not from PA, he's from NJ and he can go right back to the sewer he fucking came from with Chris Christie.

[Patriam1066]

I live in PA.

I often ask myself, "why do I live in PA?"

I need to move.

/shout WTB PORT TO FL OR TX

Texas is pretty annoying right now buddy. 8 million dickheads from California who drive 2 mph everywhere. Why can’t a guy drive his F-250 85 mph everywhere in peace ?

As for Florida, no way. I think I’m heading to Colorado Springs soon to retire

[starkind]

FL will turn really blu soon if the country doesn't collapse into individual states.

[Ooloo]

Can somebody fill me in on who this guy is?

"Dr.Oz" is a word that exists in my brain, that's about all I know.