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Macken
06-09-2011, 02:29 AM
Most Wanted Players

1. Reele +56 <------------------------------------
Tatarsauce +7
Sirgay +39
Behemoth +10

2. Hughman +54
Loveyou +12
Reiker +6

3. Tonomar +48
Erage +0

4. Crazycloud +42
Woodelfstasis +9

5. Nabroo +34
Oneclick +6

6. Xantille +32
Tatarsauce +8

7. Cece +31
Oneclick +7


I know everyone expected me to win Altergate too, just like I won SZ. But, it needed to be said just the same ya'll.

wehrmacht
06-09-2011, 02:45 AM
So like, kill one guy for 39 points then kill 2 more people while they're afk for a couple more points and you win server?

Macken
06-09-2011, 02:48 AM
Tmoney no where to be found of course.

Sorry bro, sorry.

Dojii
06-09-2011, 03:03 AM
Nice job Macken. You should post some screens and tell us about your class? Would like to know more about your experience. I don't play altergate so I don't know what any of that means.

Macken
06-09-2011, 03:20 AM
Nice job Macken. You should post some screens and tell us about your class? Would like to know more about your experience. I don't play altergate so I don't know what any of that means.

Gladly.

Board was more of a "who's hot right now". Of course I'm always hot, so i was always at the top. I went on vacation and came back to a dead server. So just like SZ, I will forever be known as the one who won Altergate, even though i wasn't able to play as much as the rest. It's forever in stone - never to be undone, and will be a record for all to remember and aspire to attain forevermore.

I picked melee because wormoct picked int caster because i wanted to show him how to play melee and he tried to ..... well, as you can see he is no where to be found on the board.

The formula for the board wasn't straight forward. Although my points seem to add up to 56, that's a coincidence and not how the points are tallied. I had 386 points total and would have had a manastone this week which cost 500, but alas it was not meant to be.

wehrmacht
06-09-2011, 07:48 AM
Tmoney no where to be found of course.

Sorry bro, sorry.

I was in Overthere giving evils a free circus show

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/7843/74396838.jpg

Goobles
06-09-2011, 08:44 AM
Gladly.

Board was more of a "who's hot right now". Of course I'm always hot, so i was always at the top. I went on vacation and came back to a dead server. So just like SZ, I will forever be known as the one who won Altergate, even though i wasn't able to play as much as the rest. It's forever in stone - never to be undone, and will be a record for all to remember and aspire to attain forevermore.

I picked melee because wormoct picked int caster because i wanted to show him how to play melee and he tried to ..... well, as you can see he is no where to be found on the board.

The formula for the board wasn't straight forward. Although my points seem to add up to 56, that's a coincidence and not how the points are tallied. I had 386 points total and would have had a manastone this week which cost 500, but alas it was not meant to be.


People can't create legends out of themselves.

Extunarian
06-09-2011, 09:12 AM
People can't create legends out of themselves.

I don't know the guy, but his post seemed pretty tongue-in-cheek....

Crazycloud
06-09-2011, 10:30 AM
http://i54.tinypic.com/9rnatg.jpg

Lawler
06-09-2011, 11:59 AM
http://i51.tinypic.com/mv1eok.jpg

Macken
06-09-2011, 12:13 PM
Did they ever release the points board for VZTZ 3.0?

'cause I'm pretty sure I won that too.

JayDee
06-09-2011, 12:18 PM
Farmin newbs for points don't mean jack shit. You know that. On altergate especially.

Pudge
06-09-2011, 12:19 PM
if they have one i'd like to see it

Macken
06-09-2011, 02:07 PM
From up here, It's all farmin newbs.

Lasher
06-09-2011, 02:11 PM
Was funny on 2.0 when null released the points for the top 20 individuals and for all the guilds

Krimsin
06-09-2011, 02:23 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/mv1eok.jpg

That is some funny shit.

letsjoe
06-09-2011, 02:28 PM
yea it was 6v15, then tonomar and shody changed sides and we had aego. LOL

Rushmore
06-09-2011, 02:32 PM
I don't think anyone won altergate. All most of you did was make another GM quit. Good Job! Now were down to 0 pvp. And no Red99. That shit is fake. We're all faggots for trolling these boards waiting on something to come out when we will just fuck that up too. And that's why I believe we ain't getting shit.

Lawler
06-09-2011, 03:01 PM
yea it was 6v15, then tonomar and shody changed sides and we had aego. LOL

7(with aego)v9-10

Dojii
06-09-2011, 03:12 PM
heres some Allods PVP from like a month ago. Cool graphics, good game. Just mega grind P99 style to get your guy high level.

I was playin my friends Mage vs a scout

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htny7sBDNRk

Macken
06-09-2011, 03:17 PM
I don't think anyone won altergate. All most of you did was make another GM quit. Good Job! Now were down to 0 pvp. And no Red99. That shit is fake. We're all faggots for trolling these boards waiting on something to come out when we will just fuck that up too. And that's why I believe we ain't getting shit.

You kiss your Christian mom with that mouth?

Bardalicious
06-09-2011, 03:28 PM
I had 386 points total and would have had a manastone this week which cost 500, but alas it was not meant to be.

That's funny, you told me the last time I spoke with you on AG that you had already purchased the manastone. I'd really hate to have to embellish every story I ever told about myself to put my leet video gaming skills into a positive light.

We both know you'd only use that shit as another way to inevitably kill yourself in PVP when someone steamrolled you, which happened regularly on that server.

Rushmore
06-09-2011, 04:18 PM
You kiss your Christian mom with that mouth?

Christians are sinners just like you bro.

Darwoth
06-09-2011, 05:11 PM
http://www.scarybadguys.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10001/reele.JPG

Macken
06-09-2011, 05:46 PM
I guess that salesman at Bass Master was right. This new trollin motor is awesome.

Macken
06-09-2011, 07:25 PM
Being projected #1 pick in the draft has got me worried. Will there be a salary cap?

If there is going to be a salary cap imposed, I would consider lowering my contract price so that whoever the lucky team that gets first pick will still have enough money left to field another championship team.

If you are the GM (general manager) of your team and you get first pick and want to see what kind of team we can put together, leave a message here and we can discuss our options for your 2-5 picks.

fiegi
06-09-2011, 07:28 PM
I guess that salesman at Bass Master was right. This new trollin motor is awesome.

hah :)

Doors
06-09-2011, 07:29 PM
Macken join my future bluebie only guild if red99 ever comes out.

Zigfreed
06-09-2011, 07:35 PM
I don't think anyone won altergate. All most of you did was make another GM quit. Good Job! Now were down to 0 pvp. And no Red99. That shit is fake. We're all faggots for trolling these boards waiting on something to come out when we will just fuck that up too. And that's why I believe we ain't getting shit.

Macken
06-09-2011, 07:52 PM
Macken join my future bluebie only guild if red99 ever comes out.

I've been waiting on someone from our bluebie server to rise up and take the lead. Harrison, Hasbinbad and others have been nothing but a disapointment.

We need to bring our "A" game 'cause i can't stand losing to these red faggots who think they are so good at EQ, like Heresy and The Dream Team (rolls eyes).

We need to bring so much blue that we blot out the sun and pvp in the shade.

On that note do you think <Smurfs> is a good guild name? We have lots of work to do. Let me know soon please.

Amuk
06-09-2011, 07:54 PM
Was Reele the sk I zerged down with all my lvl 25 grp on woodelfstasis? If so that was funny, altergate overall was pretty lame tho.

Bardalicious
06-09-2011, 10:54 PM
Lmao @ the Macken tags.

I'd hate for anyone to think you'd be some all-star player for their PVP team because they'd only ever see you when your shit was off CD. Like I said, irrelevant player on an irrelevant scoreboard on an irrelevant server. Nothing to see here, move along.

Dojii
06-09-2011, 11:07 PM
I don't think anyone won altergate. All most of you did was make another GM quit. Good Job! Now were down to 0 pvp. And no Red99. That shit is fake. We're all faggots for trolling these boards waiting on something to come out when we will just fuck that up too. And that's why I believe we ain't getting shit.

Lol, regardless its a little haven for those of us who tasted the crack rock that was the first Massive 3D PVP. We're all aged now, most players retired for good. But the most hardcore will never die. And its good there is a place where we can all congregate.

Where we can see the trolls we've become and look at the next generation of up and coming online gamers and pat them on their heads. We can see the legacy we have left for them.

Cancerface
06-10-2011, 12:48 AM
Lol, regardless its a little haven for those of us who tasted the crack rock that was the first Massive 3D PVP. We're all aged now, most players retired for good. But the most hardcore will never die. And its good there is a place where we can all congregate.

Where we can see the trolls we've become and look at the next generation of up and coming online gamers and pat them on their heads. We can see the legacy we have left for them.

ur like 22 talkin bout the next generation of gamers like you did anything in EQ besides hack and ride coattails. hardcore = people who live off of government checks. pretty soon when the shit hits the fan and we cant keep printing money we are going to see a lot less "hardcore" gamers.

Cancerface
06-10-2011, 12:50 AM
btw - grats unemployed career virgin who got banned multiple times on the different incarnations of VZTZ for blatant macroquest use is the king of the pile of shit called altergate.

fiegi
06-10-2011, 12:56 AM
the fall of vztz can be directly linked to Obama and his unemployment extensions.

Cancerface
06-10-2011, 12:58 AM
Gotta get me some of dat obama money

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIkksi344cM

fiegi
06-10-2011, 01:01 AM
They should either blow up detroit entirely or convert it to a "hamsterdam" city ala the wire and let them all just die from drug overdoses

Macken
06-10-2011, 01:23 AM
Bardalicious doesn't like being killed over and over.... apparently.

Either i raped cancerface really bad or him paying taxes so i can pvp him is driving him crazy.

Doors
06-10-2011, 01:25 AM
Cancerface seems like a poser. Rages easily, didn't even break a sweat to make him my bitch. You probably just raped him a few times and now hes fisting his basement floor.

Dojii
06-10-2011, 01:25 AM
Cancerface you're so downs it makes me laugh. Drop a newb from the guild, PK him in front of everyone.


+1 Dick rider for lyfe. There are many of you out there Cancerbaby. You're not alone in your struggles to cope with the past of getting pwned.

Macken
06-10-2011, 01:35 AM
I don't know. I was thinking it could be this new Bass Master trollin motor I bought with his tax money.

The salesman said this would happen.

Dojii
06-10-2011, 01:45 AM
Hes a bleeding vagina. I think its hard for him to play EQ on his puter.

Cancerface racking up a great reputation and post count from his trailer park. Rapidly spamming expert flames from his awesome new 486 computer he got from the pawn shop.
http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/nerd.jpg

14 whole posts he comes to the forums. Sees ppl that curbstomped him, triggers his PTSD. Wont see this asshat back here for a while.

Bardalicious
06-10-2011, 08:07 AM
Bardalicious doesn't like being killed over and over.... apparently.

Oh I'm sorry, what are you referring to? I recall dying to you once. And that's because you FD'd a train of mobs on me first, and they probably did more damage than you. But not before I got you low enough to die to your own train after you HT ganked me :)

Now that I am thinking about it, I don't EVER remember seeing you online after Tarwine finally nerfed HT damage and stopped every shit green from aggroing. There went your entire pvp playbook.

Macken
06-10-2011, 10:54 AM
Remember Bardalicious, you weren't the only one i was pwning.

There is no reason to be embarrased.

Krimsin
06-10-2011, 11:46 AM
Oh I'm sorry, what are you referring to? I recall dying to you once. And that's because you FD'd a train of mobs on me first, and they probably did more damage than you. But not before I got you low enough to die to your own train after you HT ganked me :)

Now that I am thinking about it, I don't EVER remember seeing you online after Tarwine finally nerfed HT damage and stopped every shit green from aggroing. There went your entire pvp playbook.

Its too bad our druid SK combo was never realized :(

Bardalicious
06-10-2011, 03:25 PM
Its too bad our druid SK combo was never realized :(

ikr :(

Abacab "The REAL truth"
06-11-2011, 12:35 AM
I won the server, simply because I griefed a dozen noobs off the server by maliciously bind camping them, I used mad showEQ to dive bomb on people trying to get that extra piece of armor, I /q'd for god mode, I ran with a group of no more than 5 no less than 5 at any given chance at PvP and went in for the smite kill... Then I got ballsy and fought Gongshow with 15% mana and went out like the star that my mom always told me I was.

But seriously, sever would still be rocking 25-30 members if I didn't grief my way to the top because in any PvP environment:

griefing/hacking/trolling > skill/dedication

Titanuk
06-11-2011, 03:43 AM
Did they ever release the points board for VZTZ 3.0?

'cause I'm pretty sure I won that too.

u didnt play cct sry

Macken
06-11-2011, 03:58 AM
Who was the Mayor of Boom Town when it was invaded?

Cancerface
06-13-2011, 02:19 PM
Cancerface you're so downs it makes me laugh. Drop a newb from the guild, PK him in front of everyone.


+1 Dick rider for lyfe. There are many of you out there Cancerbaby. You're not alone in your struggles to cope with the past of getting pwned.

did you unload MQ before you made this post? Also, last time I checked you were the noob who got dropped from your guild :)

My recommendation: /unload a revolver in your eye socket and save your parents a little cash and akward conversations when their friends ask about their son.

Dojii
06-13-2011, 03:22 PM
did you unload MQ before you made this post? Also, last time I checked you were the noob who got dropped from your guild :)

My recommendation: /unload a revolver in your eye socket and save your parents a little cash and akward conversations when their friends ask about their son.

wow thats a little emo dude, do you need a tissue?

Dojii
06-13-2011, 03:30 PM
did you unload MQ before you made this post? Also, last time I checked you were the noob who got dropped from your guild :)

My recommendation: /unload a revolver in your eye socket and save your parents a little cash and akward conversations when their friends ask about their son.

you have some emotional scars there Lol. I think you're my biggest fan.

Cancerface
06-17-2011, 05:01 PM
quote my post a couple more times for good measure. your hands cant make a cup big enough for these nuts.

naez
06-17-2011, 05:04 PM
there were no winners on altergate

Krimsin
06-17-2011, 07:21 PM
there were no winners on altergate

I know I only lost

Doors
06-17-2011, 08:08 PM
Cancerface is a very disturbed scrub.

JayDee
06-17-2011, 08:47 PM
I won Altergate by never playing

Gonna also win Kings and Bandits

Macken
06-17-2011, 11:05 PM
I was #1 seed.

I was expected to win.

Why all the hate?

Prince
06-18-2011, 02:21 AM
I won Altergate by never playing

Gonna also win Kings and Bandits



hohohoo 2 tru

Bardalicious
06-18-2011, 04:12 AM
Hmmm....


http://i54.tinypic.com/10rogew.jpg


Truth is you dropped off the leader board after some people came back for PoG release thus you didn't have free reign on HT ganking lowbies any more.

Sadface for you bro.

Abacab "The REAL truth"
06-18-2011, 05:07 AM
Back in the beginning when shit was actually good:

http://oi52.tinypic.com/33m4ep2.jpg

That entire leaderboard minus Reiker was my team we held LOIO down and ran off big names like Cast like it was a 1964 whites only diner

Macken
06-18-2011, 09:21 AM
Called the Vegas Sports Book this morning.

The odds on me winning Red99 too are 1:.9

The over/under on kills per month is 120.

Place your bets!

gnomishfirework
06-18-2011, 01:27 PM
Called the Vegas Sports Book this morning.

The odds on me winning Red99 too are 1:.9

The over/under on kills per month is 120.

Place your bets!

Good luck winning a myth.

Knox_Harrington
06-20-2011, 08:12 AM
Called the Vegas Sports Book this morning.

The odds on me winning Red99 too are 1:.9

The over/under on kills per month is 120.

Place your bets!

Just focus on being the best of your class this time around.....baby steps.

P.S.
WBS bad

Knuckle
06-20-2011, 09:15 AM
Just focus on being the best of your class this time around.....baby steps.

P.S.
WBS bad

should play some LoL bro

fiegi
06-20-2011, 09:36 AM
Knoxx pro at mouse clicking those spells.

fiegi
06-20-2011, 09:39 AM
Called the Vegas Sports Book this morning.

The odds on me winning Red99 too are 1:.9

The over/under on kills per month is 120.

Place your bets!

wut casino had odds on this ?

maverixdamighty
06-20-2011, 10:29 AM
if you deducted 1 point for each time reele ht'd himself to keep from taking a pvp death and lose his points he would have been negative....

Macken
06-20-2011, 11:34 AM
wut casino had odds on this ?

Same one who picked Miss California to win Miss USA.

They get it right everytime.

Macken
06-20-2011, 11:58 AM
#66 Today, 07:12 AM
Knox_Harrington
Decaying Skeleton




Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1

-----------------------------------

Pulled Knox onto the board and earned 1st post with this one.

I am definately playing better.

Knox_Harrington
06-20-2011, 07:42 PM
Knoxx pro at mouse clicking those spells.

Not all of us can be pro enough to roll FOTMs FTW Fiegi.

Rogue during kunark 1.0?

Tstaff monk proccing every third round 3.0?

Quick someone wake up fan-boy Gnar so he can tell me how wrong i am about you in a very DETERMINED manner! lololol.

ahhhhh....how i've missed this.

Knox_Harrington
06-20-2011, 07:49 PM
But seriously fiegi....please do something to impress me if Red99 comes out.

The confusion of why people think you're good distracts me in pvp.

Roll a chanter and stay chanter, Maybe seeing that fail will make me realize why people thought Letsjoe was good.

fiegi
06-20-2011, 08:34 PM
Not all of us can be pro enough to roll FOTMs FTW Fiegi.

Rogue during kunark 1.0?

Tstaff monk proccing every third round 3.0?

Quick someone wake up fan-boy Gnar so he can tell me how wrong i am about you in a very DETERMINED manner! lololol.

ahhhhh....how i've missed this.

How about the wizard I played all of classic and half of kunark before he got boring?? Which got multiple kills on you, and took 0 deaths. Try again. You click your spells, your an average player who I have killed at least 20 times. I'd have a hard on for me as well for all the times i've gotten the best of you. Remember when you were wanting to 'practice' jousting with me in oasis/sro? And I hit you about 6 times for everytime you hit me? You whined how your ping is bad and paladins are no good. Of course your paladin is not gonna be any good if you're a pathetic jouster. I always enjoy your nerd rages tho, casts recordings are top notch. Keep on entertaining.

ever make it past lvl 30 on RZ btw? Nobody there, and just a name on emu.

fiegi
06-20-2011, 08:40 PM
#66 Today, 07:12 AM
Knox_Harrington
Decaying Skeleton




Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1

-----------------------------------

Pulled Knox onto the board and earned 1st post with this one.

I am definately playing better.

That 2003 Bass Master 160 elite is really reeling em in.

fiegi
06-20-2011, 08:42 PM
But seriously fiegi....please do something to impress me if Red99 comes out.

The confusion of why people think you're good distracts me in pvp.

Roll a chanter and stay chanter, Maybe seeing that fail will make me realize why people thought Letsjoe was good.

Really under his skin, I must be doing something right.

Prince
06-20-2011, 09:17 PM
so many good knox memories

JayDee
06-20-2011, 09:17 PM
Knoxx was the only player who cared post 1.0

Prince
06-20-2011, 09:18 PM
a particular gem was when he publicly declared victory after i slew him in DL

fiegi
06-20-2011, 09:30 PM
This thread sums up Knox on 3.0, lots of good whining - all he ever did.

http://emu.pwned.com/showthread.php?11706-In-Regards-to-CT-Fear-last-night.&highlight=Knox

I'm lapping the field here ala Rory.

Xantille
06-20-2011, 10:41 PM
Fiegi/Chuck = best player I've ever seen on box. True story bros.

fiegi
06-20-2011, 10:53 PM
Fiegi/Chuck = best player I've ever seen on box. True story bros.

clearly you forgot about lethdar on his circa 1995 laptop, but I will take what I can get.

lethdar
06-20-2011, 11:00 PM
Man, I remember when knox tried to fuck with solid and myself when we started playing on 1.0, then we proceeded to grief him for the rest of his box career lololo.

Macken
06-20-2011, 11:46 PM
That 2003 Bass Master 160 elite is really reeleing em in.

fixed.

fiegi
06-21-2011, 12:01 AM
fixed.

I don't think so.

Gnar
06-21-2011, 01:03 AM
Quick someone wake up fan-boy Gnar so he can tell me how wrong i am about you in a very DETERMINED manner! lololol.



Dear knox rider of dicks,

I may be chucks number 1 box-fan I never stooped so low as to name my character after my box heroes like some people Mr. "Titantille."

fiegi
06-21-2011, 01:06 AM
Dear knox rider of dicks,

I may be chucks number 1 box-fan I never stooped so low as to name my character after my box heroes like some people Mr. "Titantille."

verbally flogged

Abacab "The REAL truth"
06-21-2011, 01:08 AM
Dear knox rider of dicks,

I may be chucks number 1 box-fan I never stooped so low as to name my character after my box heroes like some people Mr. "Titantille."

I have a characters named Browyoming, Recks, Kirsten, Titansuck, and Flasher

Put them all in a guild called <The Cream Team>

Macken
06-21-2011, 03:06 AM
You forgot Suckle.*




* Above statement in no way indicates author's disrespect or intent to defame Knuckle. It just fit, that's all ya'll.

JayDee
06-21-2011, 04:21 AM
lol @ tag - ipaytaxes4mackentopvpme

Subtle brilliance

Macken
06-21-2011, 06:13 AM
I shouldn't change it then?

fiegi
06-21-2011, 09:11 AM
I think i'll stream to justin.tv all of red99 just for knoxx's pleasure.

Knuckle
06-21-2011, 09:12 AM
You forgot Suckle.*




* Above statement in no way indicates author's disrespect or intent to defame Knuckle. It just fit, that's all ya'll.

lol

JayDee
06-21-2011, 12:23 PM
I shouldn't change it then?

It is your biggest achievement ever imo

Macken
06-21-2011, 01:08 PM
changed it 4 u.

fiegi
06-21-2011, 11:51 PM
dammit knox got banned for some reason, wanted to get him fired up

letsjoe
06-22-2011, 12:21 AM
dammit knox got banned for some reason, wanted to get him fired up

ya strange

JayDee
06-22-2011, 12:46 AM
Good ole knoxx

letsjoe
06-22-2011, 03:15 PM
But seriously fiegi....please do something to impress me if Red99 comes out.

The confusion of why people think you're good distracts me in pvp.

Roll a chanter and stay chanter, Maybe seeing that fail will make me realize why people thought Letsjoe was good.

??????????????????????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Gnar
06-22-2011, 03:33 PM
dammit knox got banned for some reason, wanted to get him fired up

He probably wigger nerdraged at some of the admins demanding an eta on new box.

JayDee
06-22-2011, 09:21 PM
definitely spamming gm inbox involved

Sniperfire
06-27-2011, 08:55 PM
Most Wanted Players

1. Reele +56 <------------------------------------
Tatarsauce +7
Sirgay +39
Behemoth +10

2. Hughman +54
Loveyou +12
Reiker +6

3. Tonomar +48
Erage +0

4. Crazycloud +42
Woodelfstasis +9

5. Nabroo +34
Oneclick +6

6. Xantille +32
Tatarsauce +8

7. Cece +31
Oneclick +7


I know everyone expected me to win Altergate too, just like I won SZ. But, it needed to be said just the same ya'll.

who were you on SZ?

Macken
06-27-2011, 09:06 PM
The winner

Sniperfire
06-27-2011, 11:55 PM
The winner

do i really have to go look at the old boards? name?