Boys & Girls Names Chosen

[Castle2.0]

Karen if it's a girl. Kyle if it's a boy. We'll have a third, probably Keandre. Adopted South African of Dutch descent, who we identify as 'African.'

But seriously, any other names to be aware of when naming kids?

[unsunghero]

Remember when the name Kyle was associated with too much monster energy drinks, punching holes in drywall, and being angry at dad?

My cousin Kyle fit that profile so well

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8DcsCZ-iyo8

[Elizondo]

Dude you sure you want to name your girl Karen?

[unsunghero]

Dude you sure you want to name your girl Karen?

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[Castle2.0]

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[Jibartik]

This is my non binary child named Kylekaren, do not mess with it.

[starkind]

Thread is delivering.
Very pleased.

Lilith approved.

[Whale biologist]

Leopold would be a much better name if you wanted to offend Africa.

[Trexller]

Definitely name your daughter Karen.

Thats how you guarantee she'll grow up into a badass.

like the johnny cash song, a boy named sue.

[unsunghero]

I wonder if the hospital would let you name your daughter Slutwagon just to be cruel. I'm guessing no...

[starkind]

*Pokes thread*

[Blingy]

ABCDE ..... Pronounced Ab See De.

[Ooloo]

I always thought it would be funny to name a modern kid an old person name.

Like "Hi! This is my 2 year old daughter- Barb!"

or "God damnit Humphrey eat your fuckin cheerios"

[Ooloo]

Or imagine like, bratty teenage girls gossiping about eachother but they all have old-timey names.

"Oh my GOD, Margaret and Gertrude are such SLUTS. *SCOFF*."

[Danth]

Like "Hi! This is my 2 year old daughter- Barb!"

My eyes don't register that as an old person name so I guess it means I'm officially an old fogey.


Danth

[Ooloo]

Haha I guess "Barb" is more middle aged librarian lady. I was thinking Barbara IE Barbara Bush

....this is a precise science.

[Whale biologist]

I always thought it would be funny to name a modern kid an old person name.

Like "Hi! This is my 2 year old daughter- Barb!"

or "God damnit Humphrey eat your fuckin cheerios"

Lester Cornelius

[Danth]

....this is a precise science.

There's a Hezekiah in my daughter's 4th grade class. That one's so rarely heard I did a bit of a double take when she mentioned him a few months ago.

[Ooloo]

There's a Hezekiah in my daughter's 4th grade class. That one's so rarely heard I did a bit of a double take when she mentioned him a few months ago.

I don't think I've ever heard that name once in my life. Kinda sounds like one of the randomly generated names when you're rolling a barb

[Cecily]

I'm still trying to figure out my new name. Any suggestions?

I could.. go by the name I've been using for a few years, which is fine but I don't feel like commiting when I could get a more stellar name.

Picking your own name sucks.